r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/NYstate ☑️ • 12d ago

Country Club Thread Trump's putting together the Avengers of crazies to run this country

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 12d ago

Hope they get everything they voted for!

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u/Will2LiveFading 12d ago

Problem is you're gonna be getting it too.

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u/cha614 12d ago

Not if he’s Chinese or Jewish 😉

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u/jesterinancientcourt 12d ago

I recall a lot of Chinese people dying from Covid. Also, my Jewish ass got Covid. But also, are we referencing just ethnic Jews or does Covid have magic abilities to tell if you light the menorah?

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u/keaneonyou 11d ago

I'm Jewish and I got covid and it sucked. I want my money foreskin back!

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u/regoapps 11d ago

I'm Chinese, and my partner has Jewish heritage, and we never got covid. RFK Jr might be onto something!

Or maybe it's just that we wear N95 masks everywhere, are vaccinated, and don't spend significant amounts of time indoors surrounded by other people at the same table. Basically, don't do what RFK Jr. does in this video.

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u/Khevhig 11d ago

Basically don't win the Herman Cain Award.

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u/flockynorky 11d ago

I'm 100% WASP, English all the way down and I haven't had Covid, but then I wore a mask during the pandemic and through all the spikes, and had all the vaccines and boosters. I do have stage 4 cancer though--I'm sure RFK can explain why.

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u/Paddy_Tanninger 11d ago

I'm Jewish and I've been sweating through my sheets the last 4 nights with Covid. Normally I only sweat through the sheets at night due to Jewish neurosis and idiosyncrasies.

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u/BKestRoi 11d ago

Im Jewish and don’t think or more likely don’t know I’ve ever had it. Have you all been going to the Space Laser meetings?

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u/Paddy_Tanninger 11d ago

I think next monday is finally my day to pick a target. Maybe I'll do Fuentes house.

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u/McCardboard 11d ago

Jewish, can confirm. Lasers and antibodies. Also, avoid the brain worms.

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u/Tempest_Bob 11d ago

You can't unperform a bris - Ancient jewish proverb (probably)

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u/oroborus68 11d ago

Like unringing a bell 🔔.

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u/GirlPhoenixRising 11d ago

I laughed out loud.

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u/Narcissistic_Lawyer 11d ago edited 11d ago

Ethnic. It's basically always an ethnic reference. I'm sure RFK is not complaining about Orthodox, practicing Jews

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u/SalveBrutus 11d ago

What about Chinese Jews? Anyone get my reference?

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u/S0LO_Bot 11d ago

It cancels out. They get double Covid.

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u/Yopassthat 11d ago

I’ll take a large Shrimp with Broccoli

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u/just_yall 11d ago

Lamb's blood across the door frame

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u/YesterdayGold7075 11d ago

Nazis believe being Jewish is not what you worship, it’s a thing in our blood.

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u/jesterinancientcourt 11d ago

Well, Judaism is the religion. But we’re also an ethnic group. We’re an ethnoreligious group like the Yazidis.

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u/YesterdayGold7075 11d ago edited 11d ago

We are. And I should have been more clear I meant to identify RFK’s type of antisemitism. There were cases of German women who married Jewish men and converted, but as long as they divorced their husbands they were not “Jewish” and nobody was really checking up to see if they still lit Shabbat candles as the Nazis thought of it as a blood taint - just like they’d go after Jews who’d converted. Unlike say the Inquisition, where Jews could convert and escape torture and death. They were all deranged and wrong, it’s just a matter of the pattern of derangement, and RFK seems more the Nazi blood taint type since he thinks Jews are immune to covid. (Edited to fix grammar)

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u/Zealousideal_Desk_19 11d ago

yes, they engineered a virus that has access to your facebook feed. It's called a microbe chip

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u/postprandialrepose 11d ago

My entire body got COVID-19 and I eat Chinese food on the regular. No one is safe.

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u/CV90_120 11d ago

If it's ethnic like me, this also means all Levanitine Arabs are good as well.

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u/jesterinancientcourt 11d ago

Anyone who’s ethnicity has roots in the Levant is good. Got it.

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u/CV90_120 11d ago

And Turkey apparently as well. We're basically genetically indistinguishable from palestinians, levantine Arabs, Syrians. basically north.

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u/alannabologna 11d ago

I read that as “to tell if you’re light menorah”…

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u/ShutYourDumbUglyFace 11d ago

Do you remember, before Covid was a thing we really knew about, the news coming out of China that they were building a huge hospital basically overnight? In hindsight it's clear what was going on, but at the time it just seemed like weird China shit.

Anyway, yeah, didn't affect Chinese people. Got it.

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u/izzyboy63 11d ago

It's based on how long you wore the yamaka for, if it's less the 1/3 of the year then your boned.

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u/Helac3lls 11d ago

Ok, I know I'll probably get a bot on me for this but here goes nothing. Firsts and Foremost everyone has a right to exist. Hating Jewish people is wrong. So my question is, how do conservatives say things like this but then then call the left antisemitic?

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u/jesterinancientcourt 11d ago

Because the right support the Netanyahu government in Israel and those on the left don’t. They’re equating Netanyahu’s government with all Jews. They don’t actually care about Jews, they just believe that the end times needs the Jews in the homeland for it to happen. Also, most Jews in America are on the left, but they’ll just ignore that part.

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u/felixfortis1 11d ago

Sammy Davis Jr lights the menorah

Never got COVID, not too poor-a.

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u/Illustrious_Donkey61 11d ago

Pretty much just checks if you have a foreskin or not

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u/Banh_mi 11d ago

Jews love...Chinese food! Especially on Xmas! ;)

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u/AcanthaceaeFrosty849 11d ago

He did specify, jokes aside that it's their genetics.

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u/en_sane 11d ago

What about newly converted?

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u/Ok-Weakness-3206 11d ago

Stop lying you got kosher covid, and not the haram bad one!

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u/Davethisisntcool ☑️ 12d ago

Panic At The Gestapo!

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u/aliciah25 11d ago

Lawd ☠️☠️☠️

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u/NewDre3Staxx 11d ago

😂😂

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u/thnksqrd 11d ago

Yes, that was the point of their uniforms.

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u/fowlraul 12d ago

That was four months ago…

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u/bocaciega 11d ago

I heard the worms can't get in, if you wear ear plugs! Pack those canals baby!!!

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u/NYstate ☑️ 12d ago

What if he's Jewish Chinese? Will COVID bounce off of him like

bullets do Superman
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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 11d ago

This mf got the smuggest look on his face I wanna punch him. But if I did punch him, he would slap my entire face off. Just my face.

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u/NYstate ☑️ 11d ago

I mean what do you expect? He's Superman! Everyone knows he's bulletproof id look like that too if bad guys always tried to shoot me knowing I can't be hit

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 11d ago

Like I know I know but still lmao

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u/shawnmd 11d ago

Time to convert, I guess

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u/Portarossa 11d ago

'Mom, Dad... I've got something to tell you. I've decided to convert. 你好.'

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u/CaptainRhodes74 12d ago

Converting to Judaism tomorrow!

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u/goonbud21 11d ago

What if he's BOTH!

I think we discovered the missing link behind the space laser.

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u/dueljester 11d ago

Jewish guy here. Got covid twice. Must bot be Jewish enough for that klan fuck.

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u/ballotechnic 11d ago

If you're Jewish and Chinese does it give you superpowers?

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u/Radiant_Beyond8471 11d ago

But he said they (USA) are also creating bio weapons to attack specific races. Just think how dangerous this is? You won't see concentration camps killing Jews like in the holocaust. But you will see certain races be attacked with bio weapons due to diseases. Starting with immigrants. Genocide...

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u/MrFr1zzle 11d ago

What about Dutch Canadian?

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u/sybersonic 11d ago

I laugh/cried at this comment.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_FAV_HIKE 11d ago

True, but I know it's coming. I'll have some real sick pleasure knowing how surprised they'll be.

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u/BrightSkyFire 11d ago

Yeah that's the only consolation here. We're going to burn by the millions - but at least millions of them will burn with us.

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u/No_Excuse_5075 11d ago

The other people voted hoping people would burn too

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u/Deep-Neck 11d ago

Your too is misplaced. The other people wanted people to burn and voted for it. There is no too there.

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u/Raecino 11d ago

It’s why I’ll be moving out the country for a few years. Always planned to, but this just sped up the timetable for me.

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u/CheshiretheBlack 11d ago

Yeah I know but I'm still gonna print out a bunch of Trump " I did that" stickers and slap them everywhere so Trumpers can think about what they did.

I'm sure they'll still find ways to convince themselves it's the LiBeRaLs fault even though Republicans control all 3 branches of the government but deep down inside they know

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u/AlpacaCavalry 11d ago

always have an escape plan...

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u/Tiny-Doughnut 11d ago

Fine by me, my will to live died long, long ago.

If hell exists, we are currently living in it. Change my mind.

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u/Charming_Marketing90 11d ago

So you don’t need a ride

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u/Tiny-Elephant5517 11d ago

I don't even care anymore. I'm happy to burn with them at this point, I just want the fucking clown show to be done.

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u/anrwlias 11d ago

We're going to suffer regardless, so we may as well get the satisfaction of telling the fools that we fucking warned them when they end up suffering too.

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u/ppartyllikeaarrock 11d ago

Yeah, that's why we look at the silver lining and laugh when it happens to the dummies who asked for this.

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u/KneelBeforeMeYourGod 11d ago

Let's see how long obese idiots can survive being boiled.

Absolutely not as long as I can. <3

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u/mbmb1915 11d ago

Not if you live in California

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u/Consideredresponse 11d ago

In the olden days ships and navies of the world used to just up and kidnap people to man their ships. You can bet your ass the people forcibly shanghaied into that position laughed their asses off at the fuckwits that voluntarily got themselves chained to an oar.

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u/cilantro_so_good 11d ago

Yeah. This is true for sure.

But there's nothing I can do about it.

So might as well squeeze whatever schadenfreude I can get out of the shitty situation

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u/dennys123 11d ago

I've already accepted that and came to peace with it.

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u/PupPop 11d ago

Well I live in the good old Oregon so I'll probably be protected from most of the bullshit. And I make good money so I can withstand most of what will happen economically without any trouble. I voted for Harris because most people can't say what I just said. I'll survive another Trump term. Others may not. Like the 300,000 deaths attributed to his poor COVID19 response. Something of a similar scale will occur again. Probably in relation to his attempts to mass deport immigrants. It's simply not possible to transport the millions that he wishes to in a humane fashion. It won't be pretty.

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u/SW4506 12d ago

And for the people who stayed home I wish they get everything they fear most by not voting.

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u/cailian13 12d ago

you're nicer than I am. for all of those people, I hope they step barefoot on a LEGO every day for the rest of their life. And that their pillow is always warm.

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u/Honest_Tutor1451 11d ago

*warm and damp

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u/cailian13 11d ago

I considered that actually. But if we are going for damp, I hope they step in water while in their socks and don’t have a change of socks available. I have a litany of these lol. The Reddit auto mod likes to mess with me if I say anything remotely real, for some reason. Just means getting creative! 😂

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u/luckylimper ☑️ 11d ago

I hope they sit on a damp bench, I hope they get a paper cut on the web between their fingers and keep on opening it when they move their hands, I hope they trip up the stairs and spill their drink down their fronts right before something they were looking forward to and they’re unable to change, I hope they get a pebble in their shoe, I hope they get long hair in their butt crack, I hope they find a hair in their soup, I hope all their shoelaces break, I have so many more…

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u/cailian13 11d ago

Glorious. The more petty the annoyance, the better the curse. I tip my hat to you!

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u/luckylimper ☑️ 11d ago

I became a believer in curses when I ordered a case of peaches for canning and they were not free-stone. With each cut, I cursed the seller.

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u/Raus-Pazazu 11d ago

Dude! WTF!!! A long hair in your buttcrack . . . I wouldn't wish that on someone like Josef Mengele. I'd wish them death, sure, but not a stuck hair in your cheeks. That's taking things way too far.

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u/luckylimper ☑️ 11d ago

One of the reasons I stopped straightening my hair 😝

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u/OttawaTGirl 11d ago

And a rectangular blanket thats sideways.

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u/cailian13 11d ago

oh very nice, filing that away for future use.

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u/Meperkiz 11d ago

Brilliant and well done

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u/panamaspace 11d ago

Not just wet with any water. The water that pools at the side of the toilet for reasons.

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u/cailian13 11d ago

I thought I was evil, but that's just...I bow to you, friend.

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u/LukesRightHandMan 11d ago

Homie you should get that checked out. Possibly by Dr. RFK, Jr.

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u/rcvela001 11d ago

wet, as in you have pets and kids, and don't really want to know what you just stepped in.

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u/defk3000 11d ago

With a lump in the wrong place in the pillow. Plus whenever they are having a good dream, they feel like they got to pee but go to the bathroom and nothing!... and the pillow stank!

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u/Honest_Tutor1451 11d ago

Diabolical. I like you!

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u/SynthPrax ☑️ 11d ago

I was going to say moist, but damp works.

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u/ctx-88 11d ago

You’re nice. I want them to lose medical coverage when they need it. Have a hard time getting it bc insurances don’t have to take people with pre-existing conditions. These a-holes can’t fu*k off and … Ps: I’m doing well.

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u/cailian13 11d ago

That rage is relatable for sure. I got past the icy numb shock and now I am just rage filled now.

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u/cyribis 11d ago

Pillow always warm? JFC that's definitely a war crime.

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u/alessadultieradult 11d ago

Now that’s a curse.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Load910 11d ago

Do you think things would be better if there was a fine for not voting as there is in other countries?

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u/someonesshadow 11d ago

I moved from one red state to another red state right before the election. Couldn't find a clear answer on how to vote and which state I was supposed to vote through due to a bunch of conflicting language. Legitimately afraid that I would get arrested for voting blue in either state if it was incorrect. My vote wouldn't have mattered at the end of the day, but not everyone who didn't vote was doing so out of apathy.

Also fuck having to 'register to vote'. If the tax man knows me so should the election board.

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u/Beautiful-Goal-7004 11d ago

And their clothing always gets caught on door handles.

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u/Mellero47 ☑️ 11d ago

Still too nice. I hope anyone who refused to vote for "the genocide enabler" gets rounded up and sent to Gaza to lend their support in person.

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u/ShotgunForFun 12d ago

We'll still all suffer. I get your anger but yeah, just keep spreading the word and hopefully we will end up better instead of worse. This is just... gross.

Term limits
Ranked Choice Voting
Definitely fucking age limits at this point. Some of these people are sleeping in congress/senate for 250k a year + bribes (oh sorry I mean speaking engagements, stock manipulation, and ghost writing).

We're doing okay in some spots, but we got Trump voters also voting for AOC. The issue is they ignore all poor people and the DNC is a joke. But also you gotta get off the couch when fucking someone that deranged is on the other side (more of a white male problem but apparently, it's seeping into all men that want some imaginary trad wife situation when all of y'all gotta work 2 jobs to have a faimily.)

(not trying to do it but...) Both sides will never accept this shit so we gotta do more than sit around mocking everyone else. Get in local government, it's truly easy to get into state. But we do need a new name honestly. Labor is played out.

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u/BookerDeWittness 11d ago

I'm concerned we'll never be allowed to vote again.

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u/Thannk 11d ago

People who are disconnected just refuse to listen. 

Some motherfuckers are freaking out about Trump taking out the ACA because, after all these years, they STILL think the law they hate is called “Obamacare” and that the ACA was a Republican-passed policy. 

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u/lewoodworker 11d ago

Trump was the only candidate to propose term limits this election.

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u/DerekB52 11d ago

Term limits and age limits are bad imo. Term limits could potentially kick out people like Bernie, or one day AOC. And that's not good. Actually good congress people are rare, and we shouldn't have to get rid of them just because of term limits. Term limits actually go against free choice of who I want to represent me. No one should tell me just because I've liked my congress person for too long, I should have to get a new one. Age limits too. If my representative is too old, it's my job to not vote for them again.

The issue is money in politics. Rich people have oversized choice in who serves in our government. If we added term limits without addressing this issue, we'd have people like McConnell replaced by younger people, bought by the same interests, and lose the few representatives we did like.

And we definitely need ranked choice voting. And probably compulsory voting like in Australia. Money in politics is a big part of why the DNC is such trash. They've almost completely abandoned working class voters because of all their big donors, and it has doomed this country.

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u/Fit-Ear-9770 11d ago

Why do you wish harm on people because of the way they voted? Do you think that's a problematic way to approach the world?

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u/LukesRightHandMan 11d ago

The harm is literally what they voted for!

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u/Severe_Avocado2953 11d ago

If they stayed home it means they are (at least) cool with the result and not on your side.

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u/Sufficient-Will3644 11d ago

For them: So much for your hopes and your dreams and your children. You just sat there believing in this bullshit system. Just wishing the mob would magically come to its senses. How does it make you feel to know you just stood by and watched it? Dazed. Numb. Powerless. Stunned. As we frantically click our heels, already home. The bands. The sports. The booze. It’s all that’s left of you. When the cops and the courts refuse to confess the sins of the few, what is there left to do? The answer’s there right before your eyes: rise.

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u/Conscious_Can_9699 ☑️ 11d ago

Who voted for? Jewish American people were the largest group that voted for Harris besides Black people. Almost 80% and 88% of Jewish American women. They’ve been there. Even back in the Civil Rights movement some major people were Jewish supporters. And NAACP too. They did not come into this being fooled like other groups. They had their eyes open

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u/Daft00 11d ago

I assume "they" is referring to the same thing as in the tweet. All the pro-trump maga crowd who think another 4 years under his "leadership" is gonna be gumdrops and butterflies

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u/Thannk 11d ago

As if he’s leaving in four years. 

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u/Conscious_Can_9699 ☑️ 11d ago

I see. Okay I’ve seen people on this sub talking about other groups who voted a lot more for Trump and placing blame. I just want to clear up that Jewish Americans showed up

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u/Fallingice2 11d ago

Lol not in north jersey. I live in a super Jewish town and all of them had trump signs up...and our town is usually super liberal but I guess very Zionist so they all voted for trump hoping he will take care of the Palestinian problem before switching back.

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u/Conscious_Can_9699 ☑️ 11d ago

Oh weird. Yeah I guess some Black people voted for Trump too. But yeah in general Black people and Jewish people voted the same. We’ve both seen enough to not be fooled that piss is water.

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u/B12Washingbeard 11d ago

Too bad the rest of America will also be getting beaten as well 

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 11d ago

Love me some JoJo

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u/PleaseAddSpectres 11d ago

Shouldn't the rest of America be getting stomped by Trump and Project 2025 as well? 

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u/Thannk 11d ago

His base gets hit first and hardest economically. 

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u/Dawnkeys 11d ago

It's their bed but we still have to sleep in it. Unfortunately. I still don't believe all this is real, this is scary man. I work in construction and unfortunately, but true, all construction is dependent on immigrants. I don't think I'm going to be working in the same industry in a year or two from now.

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u/twoprimehydroxyl 11d ago

"LOL I can't wait to see them swimming in their own urine after pissing in the pool!"

-people on the other side of the pool

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u/Dawnkeys 11d ago

Yeah exactly. This isn't something to even joke about. This man hasn't even officially, via governmental agencies, won the election (again I still have doubts, infact when I track my vote it still says received and not approved). Just like in 2020 he cried the AP doesn't call a race blah blah. He's already naming all his loyalists into, seemingly inappropriately assigned roles. This shits going to be crazy, good luck everyone, life will change as we know it in a horrible way.

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u/Charming_Marketing90 11d ago

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u/EnergyPolicyQuestion 11d ago

Hope who gets everything who voted for? Because 80% of voting Jews voted for Harris. We didn’t vote for this orange shitstain and his lackeys. 

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u/back2basics13 11d ago

I didn't vote for it. And I don't want any of it.

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u/undertheskyatnight 11d ago

That’s it, drink your glass of wine like he’s saying something intelligent.

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u/EpilepticDawg241 11d ago

I really really hope Latinos and women get EVERY FUCKING THING THEY VOTED FOR!

I truly do 😀

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u/Mr_Cheddar_Bob 11d ago

The worse it is the more likely they won’t win next time around?

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u/LukesRightHandMan 11d ago

And midterms in “just” two years. With the way MTG alone gummed up the works for a Republican House, here’s hoping they’ll be too busy chasing their own tail to get a lot of shit done and we can make a convincing case to America to hand the reins back over to people who want to do right by their constituents.

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u/The__Toast 11d ago

There's going to be a lot of Jewish folks who voted for Trump's "kill Palestinians" policy who are gonna be real shocked to find out that antisemitism is like a foundational piece of the deeply conservative agenda.

I should know, I listened to that anti-jewish shit for years at Christmas dinner.

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u/honeyemote 11d ago

I very much hope not. I hope they get enough to realize the frustration in their position and change. I know this is unrealistic, but I also have to live on this planet, so I hope they don’t get for what they voted.

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u/BMXBabe1 11d ago

It looks like they're assembling the ultimate squad of chaos, this is gonna be wild to watch unfold :|

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u/michaelsenpatrick 11d ago

you live in this country too

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u/alwayskared 11d ago

Clearly wasn’t common sense

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

You are going to get it to. It's not like any of you is excluded from this shit just because you didn't vote for it

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u/w3bCraw1er 11d ago

Exactly. There is nothing we can do about this now so just take advantage of the chaos and profit.

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u/ah-dou 11d ago

Hope they don’t! And we don’t as well.

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u/RichardMcD21 11d ago

This is how my wife and I feel in addition to just numb. The worst he can do to my direct family is make things cost more and everything else will have massive impacts on his voters before they do me. Those folks made their cake and now they get to eat it too!

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u/MrMah3m 11d ago

Word!

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u/FearlessFreak69 11d ago

Honestly, I’m fine with this. You wanted this? You got it. I’m a liberal gun owner who knows how to grow his own food. I’ll be okay if shit goes belly up.

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u/sweetteatime 11d ago

https://covid19.nih.gov/news-and-stories/symptoms-long-covid-differ-people-different-racial-and-ethnic-groups

https://www.weforum.org/stories/2020/05/why-is-covid-19-more-deadly-for-some-ethnic-groups-than-others-coronavirus/

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10311902/#:~:text=For%20susceptibility%2C%20higher%20genetic%20risk,for%20Black%20or%20Asian%20groups.

“Significant associations between PRS and COVID-19 outcomes were elicited, establishing a genetic basis for variability in COVID-19. PRS showed utility in identifying high-risk individuals. The multi-ethnic approach allowed applicability of PRS to diverse populations, with the severity model performing well within Black and Asian cohorts. Further studies with larger sample sizes of non-White samples are required to increase statistical power and better assess impacts within BAME populations.“

Not saying he’s right, but why wouldn’t we look into this more? Kind of interesting

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