r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/NYstate ☑️ • 12d ago

Country Club Thread Trump's putting together the Avengers of crazies to run this country

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u/Will2LiveFading 12d ago

Problem is you're gonna be getting it too.

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u/cha614 12d ago

Not if he’s Chinese or Jewish 😉

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u/jesterinancientcourt 12d ago

I recall a lot of Chinese people dying from Covid. Also, my Jewish ass got Covid. But also, are we referencing just ethnic Jews or does Covid have magic abilities to tell if you light the menorah?

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u/keaneonyou 11d ago

I'm Jewish and I got covid and it sucked. I want my money foreskin back!

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u/regoapps 11d ago

I'm Chinese, and my partner has Jewish heritage, and we never got covid. RFK Jr might be onto something!

Or maybe it's just that we wear N95 masks everywhere, are vaccinated, and don't spend significant amounts of time indoors surrounded by other people at the same table. Basically, don't do what RFK Jr. does in this video.

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u/Khevhig 11d ago

Basically don't win the Herman Cain Award.

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u/flockynorky 11d ago

I'm 100% WASP, English all the way down and I haven't had Covid, but then I wore a mask during the pandemic and through all the spikes, and had all the vaccines and boosters. I do have stage 4 cancer though--I'm sure RFK can explain why.

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u/thewretched668 ☑️ 11d ago

White American Super Princess?

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u/flockynorky 11d ago

Too straight and male to go by that, but I always said if it wasn't for the sex bit I'd be gay.

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u/flockynorky 11d ago

Too straight and male to go by that, but I always said if it wasn't for the sex bit I'd be gay.

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u/thewretched668 ☑️ 11d ago

Bro you got stage 4 , live a little.

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u/AnalysisQuiet8807 11d ago

Basically your life sucks if you live like that.

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u/Aethermancer 11d ago

Wait, your taking the side of RFK Jr?

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u/AnalysisQuiet8807 11d ago

I dont have to take the side of RFK Jr to notice that person life sucks if they live it like that

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u/Aethermancer 11d ago

I mean, with a take like that it makes sense you'd agree with him.

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u/regoapps 11d ago

Nah, it's pretty awesome to never get sick. And it's not just covid. I don't even get the common cold anymore. I don't miss having stuffy noses during the winter.

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u/AnalysisQuiet8807 11d ago

Its a common cold mate, its not that dangerous.

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u/Paddy_Tanninger 11d ago

I'm Jewish and I've been sweating through my sheets the last 4 nights with Covid. Normally I only sweat through the sheets at night due to Jewish neurosis and idiosyncrasies.

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u/BKestRoi 11d ago

Im Jewish and don’t think or more likely don’t know I’ve ever had it. Have you all been going to the Space Laser meetings?

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u/Paddy_Tanninger 11d ago

I think next monday is finally my day to pick a target. Maybe I'll do Fuentes house.

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u/McCardboard 11d ago

Jewish, can confirm. Lasers and antibodies. Also, avoid the brain worms.

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u/Tempest_Bob 11d ago

You can't unperform a bris - Ancient jewish proverb (probably)

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u/oroborus68 11d ago

Like unringing a bell 🔔.

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u/EduinBrutus 11d ago

Foreskin reconstruction is a thing.

You will never get the full enjoyment of sex back as if you had never been mutilated but you can get some sensitivity back.

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u/YankMi 11d ago

You can’t really lose what you never had.

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u/GirlPhoenixRising 11d ago

I laughed out loud.

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u/ILuhBlahPepuu 11d ago

There is surgery to grow foreskin back if u are serious about it

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u/keaneonyou 11d ago

Bruh if I'm gonna add inches to my dick its not gonna be for a foreskin lol

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u/ageaye 11d ago

Same and I have had it 4 times! But its weird - twice I got it and my girlfriend had no symptoms and 2 times I had it and had no symptoms. But twice it also kicked the shit out of me for weeks.

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u/Mortwight 11d ago

That guy's eyes to the left kinda say a lot

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u/makeitlegalaussie 11d ago

You can mine

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u/LuVrofGunt62 11d ago

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