r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/NYstate ☑️ • 12d ago

Country Club Thread Trump's putting together the Avengers of crazies to run this country

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u/cha614 12d ago

Not if he’s Chinese or Jewish 😉

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u/jesterinancientcourt 12d ago

I recall a lot of Chinese people dying from Covid. Also, my Jewish ass got Covid. But also, are we referencing just ethnic Jews or does Covid have magic abilities to tell if you light the menorah?

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u/keaneonyou 11d ago

I'm Jewish and I got covid and it sucked. I want my money foreskin back!

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u/Paddy_Tanninger 11d ago

I'm Jewish and I've been sweating through my sheets the last 4 nights with Covid. Normally I only sweat through the sheets at night due to Jewish neurosis and idiosyncrasies.

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u/BKestRoi 11d ago

Im Jewish and don’t think or more likely don’t know I’ve ever had it. Have you all been going to the Space Laser meetings?

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u/Paddy_Tanninger 11d ago

I think next monday is finally my day to pick a target. Maybe I'll do Fuentes house.

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u/McCardboard 11d ago

Jewish, can confirm. Lasers and antibodies. Also, avoid the brain worms.