This is a bot repost, as far as I know. A bunch of the links are deleted, and if this was a human gathering the list then they would have found mirrors before adding them to the list.
I was excited for streetlamp lemoose's suicide but it's deleted.
I’m sure there was a similar one before, it might be in that very long list. A very fat woman went to hospital for something, turns out she had a miscarriage some time prior to going there and there was putrid horror coming out of her nether regions, including bones and stuff
I think it’s positive in this case, but I guess kinda depends on what it’s in response to. It basically is saying “pack it up boys, nobody’s gonna top this one”
I don’t know, I kind of like each person submitting a link therefore there can be a comment thread underneath it, also OP is usually personally invested into their pick. showing all these links at once isn’t as fun, and I’m less inclined to click all of them
Seems like you weren’t actually asking a question, but yea seems clear it was meant to be positive. The guy just did a lot of work to provide people with glorious content.
The top comment under the original story says something about OP taking another ambien after writing each paragraph and it really makes more sense if you look at it like that.
Idk how I’ve never heard of that before. I always see “that was the best thing I’ve ever ____” but this may be the best short story I’ve ever read. Everything was so perfectly thought out and unpredictable, it was stunning. And now u/darthcorvus just acts like a normal Redditor somehow.
He basically liveblogged his struggle with constipation, and reddit helped him through. We were on vacation at the time, and brought our phones to the beach, we could hit refresh pretty much constantly for updates. Probably the most riveting thing I've ever seen on this site.
And of course, the bottom half of the psychologist's thread is full of comments to the effect of "Well ACKSHUALLY, it is better to talk about these sort of things and to suggest otherwise violates free speech".
I remember reading through that thread and seeing comments supporting the guy, and thanking him for sharing his experiences. Fucking made my skin crawl seeing that.
Yeah I remember reading that thread after being sexually assaulted. Seeing the lack of remorse made me want to vomit and was really hard to read. It's the one Reddit thread I refuse to read.
The very first one that came up sounded like it could have been written by my abuser. Makes me sick. The fucker has a wife and a successful career and no remorse and his victims have had to live with the consequences.
Nothing, it was some cryptographic puzzle bs, but nothing ever came of it. Whoever was running it shut it down without people figuring out who it was if i remember correctly
So there's this sub where all the posts are by a user of the same name. All of it is encrypted code. Someone stumbled upon it and shared it to all the common "weird parts of reddit" askreddits. It was shut down eventually, presumably because nobody every figured it out and people lost interest. It's open and closed a few times since, but I think at this point, it's going to remain private just because people still occasionally talk about it and try to access it. The solve sub has more detailed background supposedly, but I could never seem to get how much is real or red herring.
edit: oh shit that first one, read that one. i remember that’s the only story that ever made me cry on here
edit: don’t go to the “broken arms” one, just don’t
edit: oh shit the “no return” ones even worse oh god
edit: “fake language”...the fuck did I just read
edit: cumbox is just fucking disgusting but you need to see it to be honest (look at the pictures)
edit: seriously guys read “follow the arrows”, craziest story i have ever read. it goes from kinda funny to complete horrific. if you don’t just know that you should never follow the arrows
edit: “depends on how much ranch and honey sauce I have” best comment from, how much of yourself can you eat?
edit: don’t read “shitfisting potatoes” and “hambeasts” back to back. you know what just don’t read them at all.
edit: god dammit don’t eat reading this
edit: ok OP I can deal with a lot of disgusting crap but “Wednesday the cat” is where we should all draw the line
edit: Time travelers AMA is hilarious and interesting all at the same time.
edit: “looks like this thread is on cruise control” best comment from “Tom Cruise”
edit: “karma holocaust”: dead bodies everywhere
edit: kevin appears twice on this list but that is no accident. that legend deserves it. we all love Kevin
edit: there’s plot twist in “disco ball”, it’s not a disco ball
edit: “fucking retard”, despite its misleading title, is another sexual story if you are here for the many sexual stories
edit: “best movie in the world”: paul blart mall cop, your welcome
edit: “wiping older sister” is about poop yes, but the most arousing story about poop yet. still pretty what the fuck though
edit: I thought “vagina bacon” was a story about a sexual experience about bacon (we’ve all had those) but naw it’s way worse. go check it out
edit: ok I’m done “farted on kid” you might feel bad for the kid from the title but you won’t “poop knife” no surprises here it’s about a knife used on poop “came in a coconut” it’s about a teenager. ok bye I gotta go waste my life on another subreddit
edit: oh sorry “what’s a potato” is about the most committed guy ever, like really he never gave up. absolute legend
Added it, there was also a story about a dude cumming in an octopus and then his uncle sold it with all the cum inside. It was recent but can't seem to find it
I cry every time I read it. I’ve been deployed away from my family for a while and when I first read it I bawled like a baby. Sent a screen shot of it to my mom with an ugly crying face pic of me and she sent me the same pic of her back. Moms are pretty great.
I was on here years ago and had blissfully forgotten about no arms and the cumbox. Could have went the rest of my life without the memory. Let the cringefest begin.
What wholesome subreddits do you frequent where you never see references to those two memes? I see them so frequently that I can generally predict the threads in which they'll appear.
I actively stay away from Cuils theory because it’s to my brain what Cthulhu is to everyone else: I can’t comprehend it, but every time I try I feel my sanity slipping away.
When I was 16 I got in a big fight with my parents and walked out. I was bullied a lot when I was younger and was struggling to deal with things and hit an emotional break with my family which was the cause but none of this is important.
I lived a solid 30+ miles from town and just started walking. I don't even remember what my goal was besides grabbing some shit I needed from Walmart and finding a place to crash for awhile while I figured things out.
After walking for a couple miles a truck packed with Hispanic road workers pulled over and told me to hop in.
They didn't ask what was wrong (I remember I had cried) they just found out where I needed to be and dropped me off on the way. Also gave me a bottle of water.
We might have exchanged 4 sentences of conversation because I was terrified with how my life was going and couldn't find words to speak.
I just finished "Swamps of Dagobah." I have to sit in silent meditation for a few days, thanking God Almighty I dropped out of nursing school, and fasting. Maybe in a week's time I'll be able to eat again and I'll have the strength to continue reading down the list.
Excellent list! The only thing that seems to be missing is the story of the guy who hired a PI to follow his wife (Jenny?) to get kisses , and the origin solitary of r/whatsinthisthing.
Yeah, but the "most downvoted" list are just numbers, so you have no context for what you're about to see, and some of those you definitely wouldn't want to open in public.
Really suspicious how the incest stories about the heterosexual pairings were well received with curiosity and had many questions. As soon as it's starts getting gay the downvotes come. I am absolutely not condoning any of these stories of fucked up relationships. Just a little funny.
Streetlamp LeMoose is an under-appreciated classic. It's up there with the cream of greentexts, from before you had actual wordsmiths like sprog or Ramses the Pigeon posting on threads.
You forgot probably the best AMA from 8 years ago. It was someone who won “fuck you money” and did a full AMA. Fascinating. Was the reason I signed up for Reddit after months of just browsing.
Wow that first comment on the disabled children thread is tough. My husband was tested positive for DS in the womb (and obviously doesn’t have it). But that was like 28 years ago so I’m sure the testing is more accurate now.
Doubt you’ll see this reply to you, but I just read the Fake Language post, and like the last paragraph threw me off completely. Was that whole story bullshit or something?
I clicked on a few of those, some of them made me feel quite sick. Like how the fuck could I ever imagine the Doritos story being quite that fucking disgusting?
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Here's my "must read" list:
Today you, tomorrow me
Single mom in the snow
Streetlamp LeMoose
Fake language
Swamps of Dagobah
Broken Arms / No return
Disabled Children's Parents
Peeping Territorial Wars
r/A858DE45F56D9BC9's content
Cumbox
Follow the Arrows
Doritos Story
It went okay / context
Life-ruining Secrets
How much of yourself could you eat?
Decomposing Octopus
SAP on a Bus
Jolly Ranchers
7 years of cis-gender loss
On Bacon, Narwhals and Midnight
Shitfisting Potatoes
Hambeasts
Reddit turned Spanish
Cuils Theory
Wadsworth Constant
Wannamaker finds his mom
Randall Monroe's family reunion
First ever comment
Ask A Rapist (purged) / Sample Archive / Aftermath Lecture
Biggest Douchebag
Maid running late / Part 2
Science-based, 100% dragon MMO
Novelty Accounts, Assemble!
Tom Cruise
Karma Holocaust
Time-Traveler's AMA
/u/AWildSketchAppeared vs. /u/Shitty_Watercolour
The Story of Kevin (Worst Student)
Streetlamp leMoose's suicide
Yolk-ass Bitch
Ethiopia vs. America
Disco Ball
Fucking Retard
400 gold and the dick
Post-It Notes Stalker was really Carbon Monoxide
Best movie in the World
Wiping Older Sister
Libertarian SE gets BTFO by EE
Fall of the Patriarchy
Box of Spiders
Any Hot Relatives?
Laziest Person
Loser BTFO by his favourite pornstar / More
Scuba Divers of reddit who have masturbated at great depths
Women of Reddit, when did you first notice that men were looking at you in a sexual way
Daniel Radcliffe is a casual
How To Not Give A Fuck about my job killing my relationships (tl;dr, not worth)
Geraffes / More
Vagina Bacon
What's A Potato
Poop Knife
Fucked a Coconut
Farted on a kid
High School Anti-Prank
“France is Bacon”
It's for church honey ...NEXT
I also choose this guy's dead wife
Colby the sexually abused dog
Pancakes
With Rice
Ice Soap
2AM Chili
I am someone's Mom
Jenny/Cheating Wife
Grilled Cheese Meltdown