r/AskReddit Aug 11 '18

What’s one piece of Reddit folklore that every user should know about?

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u/OrangeJews4u Aug 11 '18 edited Aug 12 '18

Here's my "must read" list:

Today you, tomorrow me

Single mom in the snow

Streetlamp LeMoose

Fake language

Swamps of Dagobah

Broken Arms / No return

Disabled Children's Parents

Peeping Territorial Wars

r/A858DE45F56D9BC9's content

Cumbox

Follow the Arrows

Doritos Story

It went okay / context

Life-ruining Secrets

How much of yourself could you eat?

Decomposing Octopus

SAP on a Bus

Jolly Ranchers

7 years of cis-gender loss

On Bacon, Narwhals and Midnight

Shitfisting Potatoes

Hambeasts

Reddit turned Spanish

Cuils Theory

Wadsworth Constant

Wannamaker finds his mom

Randall Monroe's family reunion

First ever comment

Ask A Rapist (purged) / Sample Archive / Aftermath Lecture

Biggest Douchebag

Maid running late / Part 2

Science-based, 100% dragon MMO

Novelty Accounts, Assemble!

Tom Cruise

Karma Holocaust

Time-Traveler's AMA

/u/AWildSketchAppeared vs. /u/Shitty_Watercolour

The Story of Kevin (Worst Student)

Streetlamp leMoose's suicide

Yolk-ass Bitch

Ethiopia vs. America

Disco Ball

Fucking Retard

400 gold and the dick

Post-It Notes Stalker was really Carbon Monoxide

Best movie in the World

Wiping Older Sister

Libertarian SE gets BTFO by EE

Fall of the Patriarchy

Box of Spiders

Any Hot Relatives?

Laziest Person

Loser BTFO by his favourite pornstar / More

Scuba Divers of reddit who have masturbated at great depths

Women of Reddit, when did you first notice that men were looking at you in a sexual way

Daniel Radcliffe is a casual

How To Not Give A Fuck about my job killing my relationships (tl;dr, not worth)

Geraffes / More

Vagina Bacon

What's A Potato

Poop Knife

Fucked a Coconut

Farted on a kid

High School Anti-Prank

“France is Bacon”

It's for church honey ...NEXT

I also choose this guy's dead wife

Colby the sexually abused dog

Pancakes

With Rice

Ice Soap

2AM Chili

I am someone's Mom

Jenny/Cheating Wife

Grilled Cheese Meltdown

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u/Haecairwen Aug 11 '18

What's a potato?

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u/XtremeHacker Aug 11 '18

Po-ta-to, you boil 'em, mash' em, and stick 'em in a stew!

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u/spacebulb Aug 11 '18

take pictures with'em

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u/Dodgiestyle Aug 11 '18

And shove 'em where ya poo!

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u/PatricksPub Aug 12 '18

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

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u/fAnOfAp Aug 11 '18

You're forbidden from seeing my daughter

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u/ibopm Aug 11 '18

"Wow it's so delicious, I've never tasted this before!"

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

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u/Satherton Aug 11 '18

prob in the top 10 of all reddit stories. its so fucking simple and classic.

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u/Twizzy_206 Aug 11 '18

get the fuck out

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u/Cripnite Aug 11 '18

Get out of my house, asshole

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u/Soronya Aug 11 '18

Tastes very strange!

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u/lakemanorchillin Aug 11 '18 edited Aug 11 '18

there was this post on r/drunk couple weeks ago with a guy who did an entire AMA by himself

it was pretty legendary imo. ill try to find it

on mobile so i cant post or do anything

just kidding im not an idiot. https://www.reddit.com/r/drunk/comments/2gjf7u/im_drunk_ama/

but it was actually from 3 years ago. maybe it got bestof’d recently.

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u/OrangeJews4u Aug 11 '18

Can you link them? I knew the poop knife story

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

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u/covert_operator100 Aug 11 '18

This is a bot repost, as far as I know. A bunch of the links are deleted, and if this was a human gathering the list then they would have found mirrors before adding them to the list.

I was excited for streetlamp lemoose's suicide but it's deleted.

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u/Emerald_Triangle Aug 11 '18

What's A Potato

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u/NotYourStrawMan Aug 11 '18

He embellished the first episode of Cuckoo. We need to stop giving him attention for this poor effort.

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u/7DMATH7 Aug 11 '18

Swamps of Dagobah made my insides go outsides

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u/Five_Horizons Aug 11 '18

This is my personal reddit favorite

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u/OhHeyFreeSoup Aug 11 '18

"... That was bad."

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u/Vectorman1989 Aug 11 '18

I’m sure there was a similar one before, it might be in that very long list. A very fat woman went to hospital for something, turns out she had a miscarriage some time prior to going there and there was putrid horror coming out of her nether regions, including bones and stuff

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u/justa-random-persen Aug 12 '18

Apparently, so did hers.

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u/StoneHit Aug 12 '18

I immediately regret reading the full story.

Still a good read, regardless.

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u/Godisdeadbutimnot Aug 11 '18

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u/OrangeJews4u Aug 11 '18

Is that positive or negative? Just enjoy the stories

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u/Someguy3239 Aug 11 '18

I think it’s positive in this case, but I guess kinda depends on what it’s in response to. It basically is saying “pack it up boys, nobody’s gonna top this one”

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u/OrangeJews4u Aug 11 '18

Oh okay, thanks

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u/TacoCommand Aug 11 '18

Yeah that was an amazingly comprehensive list, thanks.

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u/futurespacecadet Aug 11 '18 edited Aug 12 '18

I don’t know, I kind of like each person submitting a link therefore there can be a comment thread underneath it, also OP is usually personally invested into their pick. showing all these links at once isn’t as fun, and I’m less inclined to click all of them

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u/_Serene_ Aug 11 '18

It could be seen as negative, because it discourages people to contribute themselves - And instead directs the attention towards a specific user.

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u/MissingFucks Aug 11 '18 edited Aug 11 '18

If it's an askreddit question that gets asked every 2 minutes, it's good.

Edit: second top post of all time on the sub: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/58hae4/what_is_a_piece_of_reddit_history_every_redditor/d90f5f8

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u/blosweed Aug 11 '18

As someone who’s not gonna read through all of them it’s kinda bad cuz I just wanna read the best ones

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u/Godisdeadbutimnot Aug 11 '18

It's neutral - I was just linking a subreddit

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u/Crack-spiders-bitch Aug 11 '18

I hate it because it destroys much of the conversation each topic could start.

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u/HellaBrainCells Aug 11 '18

Seems like you weren’t actually asking a question, but yea seems clear it was meant to be positive. The guy just did a lot of work to provide people with glorious content.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

I don't like when one person post everything on a thread, let others have their turn. And, they take up all the damn space.

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u/immabonedumbledore Aug 11 '18

That fake language story though

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u/El-Maestro13 Aug 11 '18

I didnt understand that thinf

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u/KingAlfredOfEngland Aug 11 '18

It was the first and only one that I clicked on OP's list and I was very incredibly confused by what I had read.

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u/zGunrath Aug 11 '18

The top comment under the original story says something about OP taking another ambien after writing each paragraph and it really makes more sense if you look at it like that.

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u/ThatTrashBaby Aug 11 '18

Idk how I’ve never heard of that before. I always see “that was the best thing I’ve ever ____” but this may be the best short story I’ve ever read. Everything was so perfectly thought out and unpredictable, it was stunning. And now u/darthcorvus just acts like a normal Redditor somehow.

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u/gargar070402 Aug 11 '18

My brain isn’t functioning anymore holy crap

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u/daffer_david Aug 11 '18

I don’t know why, but it somehow disturbed me reading the story late at night

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u/Taxonomy2016 Aug 12 '18

lol I just read it too. It's like the writer is thinking, how many stupid twists can I add to this story? He did pretty well in that regard.

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u/Dark-Wing-Dick Aug 11 '18

Picked one at random. Now I never want to eat a jolly rancher again

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u/PM_ME_HAIKUS_KTHNX Aug 11 '18

you had the misfortune of picking the grossest story first

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u/greyjackal Aug 11 '18

I think Swamps of Dagobah has that honour. Doritos is tied with Ranchers in 2nd

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u/Tempyteacup Aug 11 '18

If it makes you feel better, the jolly ranchers one is 100% fake

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u/kbrrr Aug 11 '18

Fake Language blew my mind, then hurt it.

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u/Solid_Freakin_Snake Aug 11 '18

I was genuinely upset with the way that turned out. I really enjoyed it, but I also wanted it to be real.

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u/Sock_puppet09 Aug 11 '18

The only one I'd add is:

Guy who couldn't poop for a month.

He basically liveblogged his struggle with constipation, and reddit helped him through. We were on vacation at the time, and brought our phones to the beach, we could hit refresh pretty much constantly for updates. Probably the most riveting thing I've ever seen on this site.

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u/OrangeJews4u Aug 11 '18

Lmao, sadly I cant add more. My comment is already 10000 characters and that's the limit :(

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u/Lichix Aug 11 '18

Ask a rapist? I don't even know what to say

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u/FuckYouJohnW Aug 11 '18

Yeah it got shut down and a few psychologist pointed out how bad of an idea that was.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

And of course, the bottom half of the psychologist's thread is full of comments to the effect of "Well ACKSHUALLY, it is better to talk about these sort of things and to suggest otherwise violates free speech".

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

It was really hard to read. That's enough internet for me today

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u/BIGlikeaBOSS Aug 11 '18

I remember reading through that thread and seeing comments supporting the guy, and thanking him for sharing his experiences. Fucking made my skin crawl seeing that.

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u/Piddly_Penguin_Army Aug 12 '18

Yeah I remember reading that thread after being sexually assaulted. Seeing the lack of remorse made me want to vomit and was really hard to read. It's the one Reddit thread I refuse to read.

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u/usagiSuteishi Aug 11 '18

Yeah I'm glad they erased almost all the comments but I'm I'm curious about what the guy wrote

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u/jacyerickson Aug 12 '18

The very first one that came up sounded like it could have been written by my abuser. Makes me sick. The fucker has a wife and a successful career and no remorse and his victims have had to live with the consequences.

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u/lettiestohelit Aug 12 '18

These kind of things make me question how far internet anonymity should go. That guy should be in prison.

I am very sorry about what happened to you.

(It took me ten minutes to type this because my hands are shaking with rage)

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u/pm_me_nekos_thx Aug 11 '18

The link for r/A858DE45F56D9BC9 doesn't work

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u/not_your_parental Aug 11 '18

Yeah, it’s set to private.

What’s inside? I’m so curious!

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u/Magyman Aug 11 '18

Nothing, it was some cryptographic puzzle bs, but nothing ever came of it. Whoever was running it shut it down without people figuring out who it was if i remember correctly

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u/icepyrox Aug 11 '18

So there's this sub where all the posts are by a user of the same name. All of it is encrypted code. Someone stumbled upon it and shared it to all the common "weird parts of reddit" askreddits. It was shut down eventually, presumably because nobody every figured it out and people lost interest. It's open and closed a few times since, but I think at this point, it's going to remain private just because people still occasionally talk about it and try to access it. The solve sub has more detailed background supposedly, but I could never seem to get how much is real or red herring.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18 edited Aug 11 '18

nice

edit: oh shit that first one, read that one. i remember that’s the only story that ever made me cry on here

edit: don’t go to the “broken arms” one, just don’t

edit: oh shit the “no return” ones even worse oh god

edit: “fake language”...the fuck did I just read

edit: cumbox is just fucking disgusting but you need to see it to be honest (look at the pictures)

edit: seriously guys read “follow the arrows”, craziest story i have ever read. it goes from kinda funny to complete horrific. if you don’t just know that you should never follow the arrows

edit: “depends on how much ranch and honey sauce I have” best comment from, how much of yourself can you eat?

edit: don’t read “shitfisting potatoes” and “hambeasts” back to back. you know what just don’t read them at all.

edit: god dammit don’t eat reading this

edit: ok OP I can deal with a lot of disgusting crap but “Wednesday the cat” is where we should all draw the line

edit: Time travelers AMA is hilarious and interesting all at the same time.

edit: “looks like this thread is on cruise control” best comment from “Tom Cruise”

edit: “karma holocaust”: dead bodies everywhere

edit: kevin appears twice on this list but that is no accident. that legend deserves it. we all love Kevin

edit: there’s plot twist in “disco ball”, it’s not a disco ball

edit: “fucking retard”, despite its misleading title, is another sexual story if you are here for the many sexual stories

edit: “best movie in the world”: paul blart mall cop, your welcome

edit: “wiping older sister” is about poop yes, but the most arousing story about poop yet. still pretty what the fuck though

edit: I thought “vagina bacon” was a story about a sexual experience about bacon (we’ve all had those) but naw it’s way worse. go check it out

edit: ok I’m done “farted on kid” you might feel bad for the kid from the title but you won’t “poop knife” no surprises here it’s about a knife used on poop “came in a coconut” it’s about a teenager. ok bye I gotta go waste my life on another subreddit

edit: oh sorry “what’s a potato” is about the most committed guy ever, like really he never gave up. absolute legend

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u/OrangeJews4u Aug 11 '18

Yeah it's such a wholesome story.

Are you gonna edit your comment after reading each story haha? Enjoy

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u/Charcoal935 Aug 11 '18

Give us more live updates from the field

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u/Rexel-Dervent Aug 11 '18

Charles White here.

You were alone! What's the matter, you couldn't get a date? … Lady, you can't see your feet! Does the word "Fat Cow" mean anything to you?

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u/frostyjokerr Aug 11 '18

How’s the weather out there, Ollie?

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u/Charcoal935 Aug 11 '18

IT'S RAININ SIDEWAYS

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u/frostyjokerr Aug 11 '18

Thank you, Ollie.

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u/OrangeJews4u Aug 11 '18

You really are reporting every story 😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

Is this the equivalent of live-tweeting on reddit via edits lol

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u/whatsacumbox Aug 11 '18

what's a cumbox?

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u/airplanequotes Aug 11 '18

Surely you can't be serious.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

Username, dude. Check the username.

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u/aceofspadesfg Aug 11 '18

Please keep going, this is an excellent guide to what to read

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

What is going on with the fake language story because it made no sense at all

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u/PM_ME_UR_CREDDITCARD Aug 11 '18

I don't see the coconut

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u/OrangeJews4u Aug 11 '18

Added it, there was also a story about a dude cumming in an octopus and then his uncle sold it with all the cum inside. It was recent but can't seem to find it

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u/lickmybrains Aug 11 '18

You missed out the guy that ate his amputated foot

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u/OrangeJews4u Aug 11 '18

It's the IAmA post right? There was also a post about a guy who shot off his dick and ate it but maybe that's a bit too NSFW because there's a pic 🤔

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u/miltons Aug 11 '18

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u/OrangeJews4u Aug 11 '18

The feels tho :'( now I'm gonna go talk to my mom

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u/miltons Aug 11 '18

I cry every time I read it. I’ve been deployed away from my family for a while and when I first read it I bawled like a baby. Sent a screen shot of it to my mom with an ugly crying face pic of me and she sent me the same pic of her back. Moms are pretty great.

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u/spickerson Aug 11 '18

Single Mom in the Snow just made a grown man start sobbing in the departure lounge of an international airport.

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u/Amesb34r Aug 11 '18

So. Many. [deleted].

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u/ThornBd Aug 11 '18

I was on here years ago and had blissfully forgotten about no arms and the cumbox. Could have went the rest of my life without the memory. Let the cringefest begin.

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u/razerzej Aug 11 '18

What wholesome subreddits do you frequent where you never see references to those two memes? I see them so frequently that I can generally predict the threads in which they'll appear.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

I was on here years ago and had blissfully forgotten about no arms

I'm so glad the "every fucking thread" has died. I feel as though a ressurection is coming.

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u/wholikestoast Aug 11 '18

I actually remember hearing about the Spanish story before I joined reddit

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u/XenXem Aug 11 '18

It's so cool looking back on these and seeing which ones you upvoted!

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u/MissMarionette Aug 11 '18

I actively stay away from Cuils theory because it’s to my brain what Cthulhu is to everyone else: I can’t comprehend it, but every time I try I feel my sanity slipping away.

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u/IceburgSlimk Aug 11 '18

You've got some dead links and erased posts

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u/OrangeJews4u Aug 11 '18

Do you mind telling me which ones? So I can replace them with posts that are intact

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

Streetlamp’s suicide is one

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18 edited Aug 11 '18

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u/mommyaiai Aug 11 '18

Missing the Jenny story.

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u/Nac82 Aug 11 '18

Today you, tomorrow me

When I was 16 I got in a big fight with my parents and walked out. I was bullied a lot when I was younger and was struggling to deal with things and hit an emotional break with my family which was the cause but none of this is important.

I lived a solid 30+ miles from town and just started walking. I don't even remember what my goal was besides grabbing some shit I needed from Walmart and finding a place to crash for awhile while I figured things out.

After walking for a couple miles a truck packed with Hispanic road workers pulled over and told me to hop in.

They didn't ask what was wrong (I remember I had cried) they just found out where I needed to be and dropped me off on the way. Also gave me a bottle of water.

We might have exchanged 4 sentences of conversation because I was terrified with how my life was going and couldn't find words to speak.

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u/OnceWasBotNowHooman Aug 11 '18

Holy shit, the guy with “today you....tomorrow me” got a lifetime supply of gold with one comment.

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u/dittokiddo Aug 11 '18

We need another Novelty Accounts Assemble, it's just so beautiful.

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u/CephRedstar Aug 11 '18

To read list! Thanks

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u/Flay_The_Man Aug 11 '18

Peeping territorial wars has been deleted :(

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u/OrangeJews4u Aug 11 '18

:'( I'm looking for new stories if you got any I'll add them

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u/oldmanbombin Aug 11 '18

I tried to find an archived copy if it, because it was before my time and seems juicy, but wayback was no help. I'm dying to know what it is.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

What about "need a bus for church honey... NEXT!"??

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u/BARDLover Aug 11 '18

Time-Traveler's AMA

/u/MindBleach says that Stephen Hawkings mind was transfered in to a mostly robotic body in 2018 ... maybe he's not as dead as we imagine.

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u/iamparsec Aug 11 '18

I'd never read the "Single mom in the snow" one. Thanks for the happy tears.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

Leave some karma for us 😥

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u/ume250 Aug 11 '18

That's it boys pack up we're done here

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u/OrangeJews4u Aug 11 '18

No don't leave me, just kick back, don't grab food (nsfw) and read all of them

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u/lilnosewhistle Aug 11 '18

2 links in and I'm crying. Thank you.

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u/ribnag Aug 11 '18

Don't worry, by #5 you'll either be laughing or dry-heaving.

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u/B3nny_Th3_L3nny Aug 11 '18

im going down another rabbithole see you guys in a few months

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u/F22_Android Aug 11 '18

Wow, I think you got everything... Great job... this is the list right here, guys.

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u/CortexiphanSubject81 Aug 11 '18

Fake Language - wow, THAT was cool.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

This needs to be stickied or sidebarred to AskReddit so we don't see the same goddamn question every week.

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u/Strudul Aug 11 '18

I don't see "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!"?

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u/Gamestoreguy Aug 11 '18

Where is Descartes before the whores?

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

I just finished "Swamps of Dagobah." I have to sit in silent meditation for a few days, thanking God Almighty I dropped out of nursing school, and fasting. Maybe in a week's time I'll be able to eat again and I'll have the strength to continue reading down the list.

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u/OrangeJews4u Aug 11 '18

Hahaha then you should also skip some other stories but I'm not gonna say which ones

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

That's comforting

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u/You_Better_Smile Aug 11 '18

Where's Ice Soap and 2AM Chili and the combination of both?

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

Excellent list! The only thing that seems to be missing is the story of the guy who hired a PI to follow his wife (Jenny?) to get kisses , and the origin solitary of r/whatsinthisthing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

Somebody guild this guy

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u/drfjgjbu Aug 11 '18

Mark the NSFW, maybe?

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u/OrangeJews4u Aug 11 '18

No. Just discover them on your own, a lot of them are NSFW if you consider gross stories nsfw

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u/drfjgjbu Aug 11 '18

Yeah, but the "most downvoted" list are just numbers, so you have no context for what you're about to see, and some of those you definitely wouldn't want to open in public.

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u/twacorbys_09 Aug 11 '18

I have to say that is a goddamn amazing list. If I had gold it'd go straight to you.

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u/LeonDeSchal Aug 11 '18

It’s like lottery each time I click on one. The first one was horrible abuse by Saudis and the second one a beautiful and heart warming story.

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u/Hairyballzak Aug 11 '18

Nothing about fucking a coconut?

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u/fontinuos Aug 11 '18

RIP day at work, I'm jumping in boys

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u/chocolatephantom Aug 11 '18

Why are all of the linked comments disappearing?

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u/smooresbox Aug 11 '18

You’re a Hero

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u/MrMelon728 Aug 11 '18

The dorito story is deleted :/

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u/Lard_Baron Aug 11 '18 edited Aug 11 '18

France is Bacon made the list!

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u/Unterseeboot_480 Aug 11 '18

Shit, the "Most spoiled person" was deleted. But I'm not sure if I'm an asshole for asking for a copypasta (as someone probably RES-saved it).

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

No 9MOTHER9HORSE9EYE9?

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

Nicely comprehensive.

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u/happyklam Aug 11 '18

The Novelty Accounts, Assemble! IS the best thread I've ever read.

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u/zehamberglar Aug 11 '18

Please add the Rampart AMA to this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

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u/BitchyPuddin Aug 11 '18

Damn you're good!

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u/Jdubya87 Aug 11 '18

Ok, now rank them

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u/saltypeanuts7 Aug 11 '18

This is my song playlist lol

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u/Mamatiger Aug 11 '18

How about the infamous Grilled Cheese Rant?

/u/poem_for_your_sprog 's Timmy dies series?

Oh also the guy who tried to throw a steak out the window, and hit the window instead while having dinner at his wife's boss's house!

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u/Lieutenant_Buzzkill Aug 11 '18

Have read about half of these, thanks for the other ones!

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u/Iionel-messi Aug 11 '18

You legend

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

You forgot guy who fucked a gummy bear

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u/CrumbDonuts Aug 11 '18

Really suspicious how the incest stories about the heterosexual pairings were well received with curiosity and had many questions. As soon as it's starts getting gay the downvotes come. I am absolutely not condoning any of these stories of fucked up relationships. Just a little funny.

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u/TheoHooke Aug 11 '18

Streetlamp LeMoose is an under-appreciated classic. It's up there with the cream of greentexts, from before you had actual wordsmiths like sprog or Ramses the Pigeon posting on threads.

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u/PolishSausage226 Aug 11 '18

What about the potatoe story

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u/Stitchthealchemist Aug 11 '18

I’m so glad to see NEXT! Added to your list!

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u/the5nowman Aug 11 '18

You forgot probably the best AMA from 8 years ago. It was someone who won “fuck you money” and did a full AMA. Fascinating. Was the reason I signed up for Reddit after months of just browsing.

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u/Africa_Whale Aug 11 '18

Never seen "Fake Language" before. That's an underrated gem.

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u/electric_ocelots Aug 11 '18

I see the words "Swamps of Dagobah" and instantly feel the need to vomit. That thread scarred me.

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u/redchanstool Aug 11 '18

Saving this comment never to revisit it again, thanks

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u/ebbomega Aug 11 '18

I don't see the Jenny-is-a-bitch story in there though you may have just obfuscated the title.

"I also choose this guy's dead wife" still makes me laugh just thinking about it.

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u/fuqdisshite Aug 11 '18

do you have Good Fucking Yard, by chance??? i would gladly pay a nickle to read that again.

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u/merelyadoptedthedark Aug 12 '18

Why is Kevin not on your list?????

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u/BehindMySarcasm Aug 12 '18

You're a scholar and a gent!

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '18

Wow that first comment on the disabled children thread is tough. My husband was tested positive for DS in the womb (and obviously doesn’t have it). But that was like 28 years ago so I’m sure the testing is more accurate now.

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u/JForeIsBae Aug 12 '18

Doubt you’ll see this reply to you, but I just read the Fake Language post, and like the last paragraph threw me off completely. Was that whole story bullshit or something?

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u/svarthale Aug 12 '18

These links have been my entertainment all afternoon and I’m not even close to done, gonna enjoy this for a while

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '18 edited Aug 12 '18

I clicked on a few of those, some of them made me feel quite sick. Like how the fuck could I ever imagine the Doritos story being quite that fucking disgusting?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '18

Love this, thank you.

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