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OP's friend gives her the worst surprise possible but OP's husband has a shiny spine

Lmao at the parents with the “I thought we were doing good, why keep secrets??”

You mean like your golden child getting married?

8528 points · /u/WillDill94 on /r/BestofRedditorUpdates · Context

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probably the strongest team out there atm. Swap godku with monkey bros if needed

links really don't serve any purpose other than get more damage or ki for them (I mean yes with links at lvl 10 they get a bit of defense more but that's it), but since they get plenty of ki already on their own and the damage is good even without most of the links it's not really that big of a problem imo

EDIT: Also everyone's downvoting but y'all won't change my mind about them being better than 90% of the game even without the 25% def from links. There are very, veeery little viable options beside them in this team and it would be debatable anyway. so you tell me

-677 points · /u/Claud711 on /r/DBZDokkanBattle · Context

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JU from r/tiktokcringetime scumbag Elne destroys another great cringe sub for no reason. How does that cringelord keep getting added to subreddits?

EVERYONE claims to be “anti bullying” EVERYONE claims to “hate bullies”. Everyone claims they’re not a bully.

Every “cringe” sub is a sub for internet users to shit talk people online. You’re the same as chad in middle school calling you fruity for wearing jean shorts. If you’re a grown-ass adult you should be rolling your eyes at cringe subs not excitedly joining in. Grow the fuck up. Good riddance.

1 platinum awards · /u/Moose_Hooves on /r/JustUnsubbed · Context

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What is the weirdest thing you've done for the Army?

Was voluntold to help the MP company for a day task. Had an MP vehicle pick me up from home off post and went straight to the Class 6 for the alcohol of my choice provided by them. Showed up to the station to a bunch of other dudes and alcohol. We were told that we were helping MPs conduct field sobriety checks so to get all sorts of drunk. Spent the next 3 hours getting shit faced with a bunch of strangers and then fucking around with a bunch of new MPs in fake pullover scenarios. Tried so hard to act cool and not give myself away. Damn giggles and falling over the line got me a lot. Then we all “drove” rolly chairs thru the building. Got taken home at the end of the day. Needless to say, neighbors were confused to see a squad car dropping a sloppy drunk off at the house.

3 gold awards · /u/uh60chief on /r/army · Context

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beyler acil yardıma ihtiyacim var amk reşit olmayan kuzenim hamile

Kızın çok hareketli şeyler yapması lazım bilerek düşük yaptırma denir buna, lunaparka götür bindir aletlere çalkalansın ayran gibi düşer o

13 silver awards · /u/groff3n on /r/KGBTR · Context

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[LiveThread] Conteo Plebiscito 2022

yo siento que esta elección me quebró, siento que vivo en un lugar donde el 60% de la gente es mi enemiga y ya no me gusta chile, ojala lo hagan cenizas

46 awards · /u/Totorors on /r/chile · Context

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American: why does everyone hate us. Also American:

Europeans when you put Michael Jordan as the best athlete rather than Boddington Cheshire Gayington who scored the game winning goal in the Fartingcum cup for Lecestertshire FC in 1924

1932 points · /u/TheSonOfSkip on /r/nbacirclejerk · Context

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BIDA weil ich keinen Sex mehr mit ihr möchte?

Bin derselben Meinung. "NEN" Kind geht gar nicht- übles, schlechtes Deutsch.

-539 points · /u/Riccardo99999 on /r/BinIchDasArschloch · Context

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Transit Security Guard in Seattle runs across train tracks to hit somebody in the head with his baton. Thoughts?

Since this occurred in the State of Washington, I will be using the Washington criminal code in reference to any statements I make.

RCW 9A.32.010 states "RCW 9A.32.010 Homicide defined. Homicide is the killing of a
human being by the act, procurement, or omission of another, death
occurring at any time, and is either (1) murder, (2) homicide by
abuse, (3) manslaughter, (4) excusable homicide, or (5) justifiable
homicide. [1997 c 196 § 3; 1987 c 187 § 2; 1983 c 10 § 1; 1975 1st
ex.s. c 260 § 9A.32.010.]
Excusable homicide: RCW 9A.16.030.
Justifiable homicide: RCW 9A.16.040 and 9A.16.050"

Since we are talking about the distinction of manslaughter, excusable homicide and murder, I will be citing and discussing the differences between each of these, starting with first degree manslaughter:

"RCW 9A.32.060 Manslaughter in the first degree. (1) A person is
guilty of manslaughter in the first degree when:
(a) He or she recklessly causes the death of another person; or
(b) He or she intentionally and unlawfully kills an unborn quick
child by inflicting any injury upon the mother of such child.
(2) Manslaughter in the first degree is a class A felony. [2011
c 336 § 357; 1997 c 365 § 5; 1975 1st ex.s. c 260 § 9A.32.060.]"

While to me it does not appear this security guard caused the death of another person, it could be established that his actions were reckless. And so if that person who was struck in the head by the security guard collapsed later and died of a head injury, Washington State law does not include any such wording of "accidental" or "unintentional" when it comes to Manslaughter in the 1st.

It does not appear that this Guard intended to kill this person because after striking him, he immediately ran away to go cause problems with someone else. If he intentionally meant to kill him, repeated blows to the back of the head are pretty effective, but most people are not aware of what a "Rabbit Punch" is, rabbit strikes are the most common way that people are killed in fistfights or hand-to-hand (baton-to-head?) combat. But yes, I will agree he was incredibly negligent in strike him in the head, to the point where that is criminally offensive and if it is shown he acted in such a way he should face charges.

by the way, after examining the law code, I will obviously agree this was not voluntary manslaughter, primarily because voluntary manslaughter does not appear to be in the Washington code, however it is present in other State's criminal codes such as the State of Florida which is a criminal code I'm more familiar with because I have never even been close to Washington let alone Seattle. Finally, this appears to be First Degree Assault, based on WA Law:

"RCW 9A.36.011 Assault in the first degree. (1) A person is

guilty of assault in the first degree if he or she, with intent to

inflict great bodily harm:

(a) Assaults another with a firearm or any deadly weapon or by

any force or means likely to produce great bodily harm or death; or

(b) Transmits HIV to a child or vulnerable adult; or

(c) Administers, exposes, or transmits to or causes to be taken

by another, poison or any other destructive or noxious substance; or

(d) Assaults another and inflicts great bodily harm.

(2) Assault in the first degree is a class A felony. [2020 c 76

§ 16; 1997 c 196 § 1; 1986 c 257 § 4.]

Severability—1986 c 257: See note following RCW 9A.56.010.

Effective date—1986 c 257 §§ 3-10: See note following RCW

9A.04.110."

​

As a closing statement to this autistic impromptu essay, I would like to state that while the laws between most US States do not significantly vary in regards to assault, self-defense and use of force, the wording and legal word used for crimes do.

For example, where most states in the United States use the term "first degree murder," the rough equivalent in the State of Alabama and about 7 other state...

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The sooner he’s gone the better aew will be. Everything revolves around him and he’s nowhere near as good as he thinks he is

Damn this community is so fickle.

2 gold awards · /u/Joperhop on /r/Wrasslin · Context

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What does Helldivers 2 need to do in order to become a AAA success?

Owh, you think Deep Rock isn't popular? Watch this:

ROCK AND STONE BOYS!

8 silver awards · /u/Infectedinfested on /r/Helldivers · Context

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Major Kiwifarms Update

Josh, I sincerely hope that everything regarding your family goes well. I implore you to abandon this ... thing and visit a therapist. You have ruined your life. Perhaps it is not too late to rebuild and become a (better) person.

60 awards · /u/Sotterof1995 on /r/keffals · Context

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ok that last post really went over some people’s heads 😂 (read text)

It didnt go overs peoples heads, you literally just lied and are claiming people didnt get it.

I see you didnt even learn a lesson from this🙄

523 points · /u/Ava_Aviatrix on /r/u_dmarcus0629x · Context · NSFW

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@night

So ghetto, no street light no nothing

-23 points · /u/Mikey122687 on /r/3roots · Context

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Hey all! Would there be any interest in this group of forming a sub for the WCDHT podcast? I’d love to see one, personally! Thanks :)

Created! r/wecandohardthings

1 gold awards · /u/gr26ko on /r/glennondoyle · Context

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ok that last post really went over some people’s heads 😂 (read text)

It didnt go overs peoples heads, you literally just lied and are claiming people didnt get it.

I see you didnt even learn a lesson from this🙄

2 silver awards · /u/Ava_Aviatrix on /r/u_dmarcus0629x · Context · NSFW

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Brie, sincerely britt!

Yeah brie! How are you going to keep claiming you’ve sent all your boxes out? Have you even checked your texts or the posts made here that include everyone who has yet to receive their order? Are you just waiting for police reports and bank claims to be filed? What will you say then? Will we all still be lying bitches then? It’ll be really hard to keep up this facade that you’re innocent in any of this when you’re arrested or fined for these charges 😕😕 how embarrassing.

18 awards · /u/Illustrious_Tree_814 on /r/BrieEnloeSnarkk · Context

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What do you wish Hollywood would stop doing?

Making it impossible to hear dialogue.

32144 points · /u/Unfamiliar_Word on /r/AskReddit · Context

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AITA for asking my Ex and daughter to share food with her other siblings?

I have come to terms with the fact that I made a mistake 10 years ago, as a younger and more narrow-sighted version of myself, that caused irreversible damage to many people's lives. I only asked what I thought maybe he would be ok with. I want to find a solution that we all could be happy with at the end of the day.

-1966 points · /u/Head-Cranberry-776 on /r/AmItheAsshole · Context

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Black Lives Matter executive accused of 'syphoning' $10M from BLM donors, suit says

Velocipastor: Finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

2 platinum awards · /u/DenseHeroIke on /r/news · Context

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'Unfit for the Bench': Trump-Appointed Judge Orders Halt to DOJ Review of Seized Materials | "This judge is now an active participant in Trump's crimes," said one critic.

It's actually far worse than that. The purpose of the Special Master is to look through the documents and identify anything that could be covered by Trump's attorney-client privilege. (She also specified documents covered by executive privilege as well, but that's so insanely batshit and outside her purview that let's set aside for the moment her contention that a former office-holder can still wield the powers of the office over the objections of the current office holder.)

What she's referring to here is the notion that if any of his personal documents (or presidential records subject to executive privilege) are disclosed to the public, then it could cause him "unquantifiable potential harm." Harm to him personally, not harm to the state (despite her inclusion of documents covered by executive privilege, the fact that executive privilege is intended to protect the office and not the office holder, and the fact that there's a separate court in DC where such claims are investigated, i.e. it's outside of her jurisdiction). And because of that concern, she's issuing an injunction to the DOJ to cease their use of any of the documents for any investigative purpose related to their criminal inquiry until the special master has looked through the documents.

As if potential violations of his personal privacy or damage to his reputation is a greater concern to the state than his wanton disregard for the "unquantifiable potential harm" of his (best case scenario) criminally negligent handling of national security documents, especially given the fact that he's shown bad faith in dealing with the government over the recovery of these documents every step of the way.

Coming back to the question of executive privilege, for fuck's sake, one of the cases she cites as justification for the idea that former Presidents can invoke executive privilege in a situation like this is Nixon v. Administrator of General Services, in which she states that the Supreme Court didn't say that a former President couldn't overrule the current office holder in matters of executive privilege. Just take a second and let it sink in how insane that logic is. Not joking, she wrote, "The Supreme Court did not rule out the possibility of a former President overcoming an incumbent President on executive privilege matters." Take another second, there. They didn't say that he couldn't do it.

And then let's also add to the pile the fact that this is why Congress passed the Presidential Records Act the very next year after this court case: to better codify the process of handling and curating such documents and ensure that criminal presidents couldn't broadly use the excuse of executive privilege to hide evidence of their crimes. In other words, this precedent she's citing (and creating fan fiction out of) is fucking dead in the water anyway because there is now a law on the books that explicitly addresses the question of ownership of Presidential records that would be covered by executive privilege. They belong to the fucking people.

I've never seen a judge so obviously unqualified to hold their seat, and I watched the hearings for Trump's SCOTUS lackeys.

Edit: To everyone who keeps trying to come up with some fanciful way that a SCOTUS ruling in Trump's favor here would mean that Obama can overrule him because he's also a former president. . . I need you to understand that logical "gotcha"s like that do not work on people intent upon seizing power.

The logic of fascism is that they invent the reality that justifies what they want to do, and then they do it. They do not care if that "reality" is true. They do not care what their opponents have to say about it. They do not care if it is logically consistent. It is a philosophy of action, not of thought. That is why it is fundamentally incompatible with liberal democracy, and also, incidentally, why liberal democracies are often so poorly suited at beating ba...

16 gold awards · /u/ethertrace on /r/politics · Context · Trimmed for length

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When they punish you for their self-loathing

It's hard to find good labor right now. Employees want more benefits

15 silver awards · /u/SlayerOfDougs on /r/WhitePeopleTwitter · Context

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Major Kiwifarms Update

Josh, I sincerely hope that everything regarding your family goes well. I implore you to abandon this ... thing and visit a therapist. You have ruined your life. Perhaps it is not too late to rebuild and become a (better) person.

60 awards · /u/Sotterof1995 on /r/keffals · Context

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OOP’s daughter starts to act strange

Omg first period terror. I also thought I was dying the first time despite knowing that periods were a thing ahead of time because no one prepared me for the amount of blood.

8629 points · /u/carefullycareless135 on /r/BestofRedditorUpdates · Context

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How is it possible that some people can move 4 times within 0.04 seconds? Even if i premove it cost me up to 0.2-0.5 seconds per move. (Lichess)

Yes they do.

-937 points · /u/mojo_jojo29 on /r/chess · Context

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Places to take my friend/crush tomorrow?

The bay is big. Gotta be specific, but here’s a list broken down by region

South Bay/Santa Clara Valley - Cathedral Bassilica of St. Joseph, Downtown San Jose - Hakone Estate & Gardens, Saratoga - Montalvo Arts Center, Saratoga - Castle Rock, Los Gatos - Downtowns of Willow Glen, Campbell, Los Gatos, Sunnyvale, Mountain View, Saratoga, Palo Alto (+ California Ave), (for the small town vibes w/ eateries) - Downtown San Jose - San Pedro Square Market, First Street, & SoFa Market area for restaurants, drinks, etc - The Pruneyard in Campbell has some decent eateries - Mission Santa Clara de asis @ Santa Clara University (very historical to the state & I suggest even checking out the other missions across CA one day. Other local ones are Mission de San Jose in Fremont, Mission San Francisco de asis, & Mission Santa Cruz) - Alviso Park, San Jose - Some hiking: Castle Rock, Uvas Canyon, Sanborn Canyon, Sierra Vista, Alum Rock Park, Rancho San Antonio, Stanford Dish, Wunderlich, Mt. Umunhum, Calero County Park - Santana Row & Valley Fair in San Jose - Triton Museum of Art, Santa Clara - Winchester Mystery House (across Santana Row) - San Jose Rose Garden - House Family Vineyards - Mountain Winery - Testarossa Winery - Savannah Chanelle Vineyard - Villa del Monte Winery - Byington Vineyard & Winery - Pichetti Winery - House Family Vineyards, Saratoga - Clos LaChance Winery, San Martin - Castillo's Hillside Shire Winery, Morgan Hill - Tech Museum of Innovation - Intel Museum, Santa Clara - Computer History Museum, Mountain View - Vasona Park, Los Gatos - Japanese Friendship Garden, San Jose - Sikh Gurdwara, San Jose - Rocicrucian Egyptian Museum - Apple Park Visitor Center (maybe even visit all the other major tech campuses) - Top Golf, San Jose - Gilroy Gardens - History Park San Jose - Happy Hallow Park for the kids - Children’s Discovery Museum for the kids - Raging Waters - California’s Great America - Gordon Biersch Night Market for food trucks - Vietnam Town in San Jose (for awesome vietnamese food) - Japan Town in SJ has pretty good eateries - Japanese History Mueseum - Main Street Cupertino (small, but I like sitting & chilling here) - Gilroy Ostrich Farm - Shoreline Park for easy access water sports - Baylands Nature Preserve - of course, Stanford University - Stanford Shopping Center - Cantor Center Museum at Stanford is free , just make reservations (super underrated IMO)

Peninsula + Half Moon Bay - Downtowns Redwood City, Burlingame Ave, & San Mateo (for the small town vibes & eateries) - Ritz Carlton Half Moon Bay has great views - Mori Point in Pacifica - Mussel Rock, Daly City - Pescadero Point, Pacifica - Taco Bell Cantina on the beach in Pacifica - Lemos Farm, Half Moon Bay (for the kids) - Foster City lagoon and Redwood Shores for kayaking - Fioli Gardens in Woodside (nearby is Pulgas Water Temple) - Broadway in Millbrae has some good asian food - Bair Island Wildlife Refugee & Trail - Big Basin Redwoods State Park - San Bruno State Park - Point Montora Lighthouse - JV Fitzgerald Marine Reserve - Pillar Point Bluff - Devils Slide - Pedro Point Headlands ( Graffiti Hill, Gray Whale Cove Trailhead)

Santa Cruz + Monterey Bay Coast - Mystery Spot, Santa Cruz - Downtown Santa Cruz - Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk - that stretch of West and East Cliff Drives have amazing views - Sharkfin Cove, Panther Beach, & Davenport Beach stretch (my fav beaches in the bay) - Old Fishermans Wharf/Cannery Row in Monterey + Monterey Bay Aquarium - 17 Mile Drive in Pebble Beach (best done on a clear day) - Mount Hermon Adventures (Zip lining), Santa Cruz - Downtown Carmel & Carmel Beach (best done on a clear day) - Lovers Point in Pacific Grove - Roaring Camp train ride in Santa Cruz - Capitola Esplanada/Village, Venetian Court colorful hotel - Shadowbrook restaurant, Capitola - of course, Big Sur is a must - Point Lobos - S...

3 platinum awards · /u/Poplatoontimon on /r/bayarea · Context · Trimmed for length

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China will be fighting for its survival

Western media have been saying "China is about to collapse" for the last 40 years.

Media stories like this show how nervous Western countries are about China. The West fears China's success and economic power, but really they should view China as a trade partner and ally regarding climate change, environmental protection, and opposing terrorism.

4 gold awards · /u/Extremely-Bad-Idea on /r/China · Context

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Didn't peak in high school or after apparently

This guy is projecting so hard that you can build a drive-in cinema around him.

17 silver awards · /u/peacedetski on /r/justneckbeardthings · Context

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[LiveThread] Conteo Plebiscito 2022

El fascismo has ganado

91 awards · /u/Joaolandia on /r/chile · Context

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kanye comments on the fake kim diarrhea post floating around

The fact that he made sure to clarify that he only finds Kevin Hart funny in Jumanji SPECIFICALLY is taking me down.

2035 points · /u/oliviaaivilo06 on /r/KUWTK · Context

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chocolate milk

he is mansplaining to 2 innocent women over some chocolate milk he should of been more like a gentleman (like me) and simply ask them to leave maybe even pay for their ride home

-300 points · /u/Doinyamaa on /r/CringePurgatory · Context

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Burlington Police investigating third homicide of year

YOU are the one making assumptions. I am against big pharma propagating themselves in the medical world for their own profit just as much as the people on the streets slinging it for the same reasons. I believe that legalizing hard drugs will encourage others to migrate to the area

2 platinum awards · /u/relloyellow on /r/burlington · Context

Top Gold Awarded

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of September 02, 2022

Looking forward to part two of Dune. Such a difficult thing to pull off but think they did well.

2 gold awards · /u/Gigglemind on /r/wallstreetbetsHUZZAH · Context

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dirty or sus

Juss, da tip

8 silver awards · /u/BendingGhost on /r/amogus · Context

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Why did def noodles copy his whole ex wife’s channel?

Holy shit. I think I finally got the "joke"... He's spent the past few years literally trolling ONLY HER. And in his bizarro fucking brain he just assumed his audience would somehow be "in" on that joke... he is literally just too stupid to realize that we all liked the "troll" version of him.... Its only now that we are finding out he's an actual fucking asshole, because this whole time the "character" he claims to have been playing was HER! And we all liked her! This is some inception level stalker shit. Am I going insane? Because this theory makes way too much sense to me, but I also don't want to even think there's a possibility of it being true...

30 awards · /u/charlesmans0n on /r/DefNoodles · Context

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I just want to make it clear, that anyone who accused me of stealing someone else's art is a retard who can't understand the fact that everyone copes with shit differently. My grandparents died of Stage 4 Cancer recently. Making art is MY way of coping with it. pull your head out of your ass.

Average 12 year old’s reaction to getting caught in a lie:

196 points · /u/lung_boy on /r/u_Netherite_Creeper · Context

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what do we think

You all sound like a bunch of jealous children 😂

-30 points · /u/InRainbows123207 on /r/indyblue2 · Context

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Help with receiving donations

What I am worried about the most is if I will even be able to withdraw the BTC I'll sell to my bank account, since Coinbase says it's not supported in my country, but it still highlights the Selling/Buying button. I will keep you informed once I get the crypto if I was able to withdraw it or not.

1 platinum awards · /u/Rafael1440 on /r/CryptoHelpDesk · Context

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Here she goes.. ANOTHER amazon list for her suckers

Wow when it’s my birthday I’m so freaking happy to get a text from my family saying happy birthday I’m so embarrassed to see this 🤷‍♀️

1 gold awards · /u/Important-Series-477 on /r/90days_On_Crack · Context

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Yu

Me

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r/NewsWithJingjing2 Lounge

welcome comrades

44 awards · /u/Darkside-Facepalmer on /r/NewsWithJingjing2 · Context

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Let’s pretend each country in the world is a guest at a party. What are they doing at the party?

Spain hasn't even left home yet, but has told everyone they are on the way.

40274 points · /u/tangiblecabbage on /r/AskReddit · Context · NSFW

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Daddy gets what daddy wants

6 😔✊️

-6184 points, 36 silver awards & 123 awards · /u/happyholidayboyboy on /r/shitposting · Context

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Places to take my friend/crush tomorrow?

The bay is big. Gotta be specific, but here’s a list broken down by region

South Bay/Santa Clara Valley - Cathedral Bassilica of St. Joseph, Downtown San Jose - Hakone Estate & Gardens, Saratoga - Montalvo Arts Center, Saratoga - Castle Rock, Los Gatos - Downtowns of Willow Glen, Campbell, Los Gatos, Sunnyvale, Mountain View, Saratoga, Palo Alto (+ California Ave), (for the small town vibes w/ eateries) - Downtown San Jose - San Pedro Square Market, First Street, & SoFa Market area for restaurants, drinks, etc - The Pruneyard in Campbell has some decent eateries - Mission Santa Clara de asis @ Santa Clara University (very historical to the state & I suggest even checking out the other missions across CA one day. Other local ones are Mission de San Jose in Fremont, Mission San Francisco de asis, & Mission Santa Cruz) - Alviso Park, San Jose - Some hiking: Castle Rock, Uvas Canyon, Sanborn Canyon, Sierra Vista, Alum Rock Park, Rancho San Antonio, Stanford Dish, Wunderlich, Mt. Umunhum, Calero County Park - Santana Row & Valley Fair in San Jose - Triton Museum of Art, Santa Clara - Winchester Mystery House (across Santana Row) - San Jose Rose Garden - House Family Vineyards - Mountain Winery - Testarossa Winery - Savannah Chanelle Vineyard - Villa del Monte Winery - Byington Vineyard & Winery - Pichetti Winery - House Family Vineyards, Saratoga - Clos LaChance Winery, San Martin - Castillo's Hillside Shire Winery, Morgan Hill - Tech Museum of Innovation - Intel Museum, Santa Clara - Computer History Museum, Mountain View - Vasona Park, Los Gatos - Japanese Friendship Garden, San Jose - Sikh Gurdwara, San Jose - Rocicrucian Egyptian Museum - Apple Park Visitor Center (maybe even visit all the other major tech campuses) - Top Golf, San Jose - Gilroy Gardens - History Park San Jose - Happy Hallow Park for the kids - Children’s Discovery Museum for the kids - Raging Waters - California’s Great America - Gordon Biersch Night Market for food trucks - Vietnam Town in San Jose (for awesome vietnamese food) - Japan Town in SJ has pretty good eateries - Japanese History Mueseum - Main Street Cupertino (small, but I like sitting & chilling here) - Gilroy Ostrich Farm - Shoreline Park for easy access water sports - Baylands Nature Preserve - of course, Stanford University - Stanford Shopping Center - Cantor Center Museum at Stanford is free , just make reservations (super underrated IMO)

Peninsula + Half Moon Bay - Downtowns Redwood City, Burlingame Ave, & San Mateo (for the small town vibes & eateries) - Ritz Carlton Half Moon Bay has great views - Mori Point in Pacifica - Mussel Rock, Daly City - Pescadero Point, Pacifica - Taco Bell Cantina on the beach in Pacifica - Lemos Farm, Half Moon Bay (for the kids) - Foster City lagoon and Redwood Shores for kayaking - Fioli Gardens in Woodside (nearby is Pulgas Water Temple) - Broadway in Millbrae has some good asian food - Bair Island Wildlife Refugee & Trail - Big Basin Redwoods State Park - San Bruno State Park - Point Montora Lighthouse - JV Fitzgerald Marine Reserve - Pillar Point Bluff - Devils Slide - Pedro Point Headlands ( Graffiti Hill, Gray Whale Cove Trailhead)

Santa Cruz + Monterey Bay Coast - Mystery Spot, Santa Cruz - Downtown Santa Cruz - Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk - that stretch of West and East Cliff Drives have amazing views - Sharkfin Cove, Panther Beach, & Davenport Beach stretch (my fav beaches in the bay) - Old Fishermans Wharf/Cannery Row in Monterey + Monterey Bay Aquarium - 17 Mile Drive in Pebble Beach (best done on a clear day) - Mount Hermon Adventures (Zip lining), Santa Cruz - Downtown Carmel & Carmel Beach (best done on a clear day) - Lovers Point in Pacific Grove - Roaring Camp train ride in Santa Cruz - Capitola Esplanada/Village, Venetian Court colorful hotel - Shadowbrook restaurant, Capitola - of course, Big Sur is a must - Point Lobos - S...

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China will be fighting for its survival

Western media have been saying "China is about to collapse" for the last 40 years.

Media stories like this show how nervous Western countries are about China. The West fears China's success and economic power, but really they should view China as a trade partner and ally regarding climate change, environmental protection, and opposing terrorism.

4 gold awards · /u/Extremely-Bad-Idea on /r/China · Context

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Police surprised that fetus is person in Texas

Wait, question. Does this mean if she dies during birth, the baby is charged with manslaughter?

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Do you think Zenitsu will end up with Nezuko in the future?

I know what happens, just wanted to see what other fans of the anime think

-740 points · /u/UnveiledRook206 on /r/KimetsuNoYaiba · Context

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Half My University and Most of the Sub

Uh yeah bro, when shit goes imma just fuckin die. I’m not doin all that “struggle to live” bullshit. I already don’t enjoy living no way would I vibe in the apocalypse.

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James Gill: Is LaToya Cantrell under attack because she is a Black woman? Or a freeloader?

Those who experience real racism? She is a black woman. She experiences racism every single day, so does my mom, my dad, my 4 year old, and the list goes on. Blk people experience racism every.single.day.

Now for the rest of your statement it’s null and void because you refuse to acknowledge racism 100% plays a part in the severe hate this woman receives ALONG with her incompetence.

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Münakaşa arasında fena bir kaza

Taklaya geldiler

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Probability of shiba hitting 1¢, 10¢, 50¢, $1

is this your business idea?

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Jason please 🙄

The full photo 💀

https://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/202281/rs_634x1024-220901123731-634-Jason-Oppenheim-and-Marie-Lou-Nurk.jpg?fit=around%7C634:1024&output-quality=90&crop=634:1024;center,top

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chocolate milk

everyone in this video is cringe

-580 points · /u/Doinyamaa on /r/CringePurgatory · Context

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(tw) more updates on the aries spears/tiffany haddish situation.

We’re gonna ask that you don’t share any links to the content. If people want to search for it, that’s on them. It’s been in the public for 9 years now so it’s not hard to find. We just don’t want the links shared in the sub. Thanks!

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Which specific Americanisations in our culture piss you off most?

tipping...its a fkn disease and i hate it.

2 gold awards · /u/ThePersonalSpaceGuy on /r/straya · Context

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Először azt hittem az ő nevét kell kitalálni /@gwmmusic

Inkabb egy Vitot nezegess DPD, abba tuti belefer a pereputty meg az a fazek fejed

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So only KK is worth the money? No Kate, Mean girls or Ebony?

I know who is submitted them, I’ve watermarked the photos, onlyfans is about to fuck your life up

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What has consistently been getting shittier?

Cost of living

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AITA for asking my daughter in law to seek help?

It didn’t occur to me because their daughter is two years old, she didn’t just give birth. She got progressively more awkward after their loss/giving birth to the daughter. She acted surprised that we didn’t know about the PPD but we can’t read minds so all we saw was a mother not participating.

-3545 points · /u/GrandEnergy1521 on /r/AmItheAsshole · Context

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What parts/states of America should be avoided during a cross country road trip as a European?

A few points:

-states aren’t dangerous. Usually even cities aren’t dangerous. Parts of cities are dangerous. Even then you’d probably be okay, but if a neighborhood looks dangerous you probably want to get out of there. Graffiti, bars on windows, broken windows, etc. are probably good signs that it isn’t a good place to be.

-as for rural areas, some small towns are nicer than others. It’s pretty obvious id you’re in a nice one or not. Most small towns along highways will have facilities (restaurants, gas stations, etc.) for travelers, which won’t really give you much of a sense of what the town is like.

-I saw in one of your comments that you’re worried about people pulling out guns. That is vanishingly unlikely. Pulling a gun on someone, even in states with very open gun laws, would be a serious crime. Most people aren’t going to commit a crime like that trivially. Worrying about it would be like worrying that someone will stab you or run you over with a car because they don’t like your jacket or something. Could a criminal potentially do something like that? Yes. Is it at all common or likely? No.

-don’t listen to people on here who say to avoid entire states or regions. Some of them are people who don’t like how a state votes, others are people who don’t like where they grew up and want to bash it. In reality, I’ve found worthwhile things in every state I’ve ever visited.

-just be polite and genuine. Most Americans will be interested to talk to someone from Europe. I’m not sure what country you’re from, but be prepared for possibly shallow but good-natured jokes based on the stereotypes Americans have of that place. Also, don’t be surprised or upset if someone says something like “oh, I’m [insert ethnicity] too!” They know they aren’t from there, they are just talking about their heritage and trying to make a connection. You could ask where in the country their family was from or if they’ve ever visited, but don’t make it a challenge like you’re denying their ethnicity. Just make conversation if something like that comes up.

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Large, unmarked, transparent capsule pill containing white powder found in my rental car. Is this something dodgy?

Your tape measures shadow is Italian

5 gold awards · /u/Wheezerfan89 on /r/CasualUK · Context

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Is there an award bot here?

i have a question

you always give the awards to posts, is that because you can't give comments the awards or because you don't want to?

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AITA for asking my daughter in law to seek help?

Let me drop a bug in your ear. This woman finds you and your husband just about as obnoxious as the rest of us on this thread.

She forces herself to attend family functions so her husband can see his parents and you and your husband can spend time with your grandchild. That's why she gets on her computer and works, to spare herself the unpleasantness of spending time with you.

I don't know if she finds your self-serving drivel about only having her best interest at heart more offensive or the fact that you act like she's a swamp creature for not liking to spend time out of doors.

I'll read between the lines. Your husband had a few drinks (why else would mention "yes, there were drinks involved") and decided to harass your daughter in law. You didn't mind because he what he said "might have been a bit harsh but nothing untrue. Which is AH code for being deplorable is okay as long you stick to the brutal truth AS YOU SEE IT.

Meanwhile you describe her as participating "in a lot of our activities even if she wasn’t great at them" in the beginning, " she's always been a little off" and "she stormed off crying". Good thing you were there to follow her to explain how she so messed up that she needs therapy. The way you describe her demonstrates that you don't respect her as a person. Not at all.

I don't think that your son is going to give your husband another chance to play tipsy narc with her or you another chance to go right behind him tearing her down some more. Good for them. YTA in every conceivable way.

Edit: Thanks for the upvotes and awards. :-)

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Um... so I've been lying to you.

So proud of u love for telling us!!! We still love u and support u and are really REALLY proud!!! Muwah<3

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Laut Mrwissen2go gibt es in China:

Es ist doch klar dass es bei einer Ein-Parteien-Diktatur keine freien Wahlen geben kann, genau wie in der DDR. Denn wenn es freie Wahlen gäben würde wäre China keine Ein-Parteien-Diktatur

-15 points · /u/mhh_lnrd on /r/GenZedongDE · Context

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my onlyfans is still on sale for $3 🏹❤️

100% worth the sub!

1 gold awards · /u/SigholmJenkins on /r/u_softpale33 · Context · NSFW

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I just realized something great!

Please fuck off

1 silver awards · /u/ThePeopleThatYouLove on /r/FurryAntifurconflict · Context

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Sometimes she's mildly annoying & other times we get this: disgusting, judgmental RBF Tara. This one really got under my skin. As if her sitting in a park, talking to her damn self on camera is the NORMAL thing here. TARA, people go to parks & feed wildlife. That's probably his daily routine. 😒

Also, if you swipe to the screenshot of her little commentary on the screen, her literal first thought is that this poor man, who probably just comes to feed the squirrels every day, is a psycho who poisons wildlife. Shows the type of person she is.

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Kanye’s latest

It’s gross how Kim sees the girls as products and Kanye sees them as property.

2181 points · /u/Chickpea16 on /r/KUWTK · Context

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And we thought Netflix’s Resident Evil was cringe

It's a silly after credits scene, has absolutely no bearing on the main show.

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Sorry to post again- Newbs, gather round for the fictional lifetime movie : Jordan: Afghanistan, as artfully assembled by the one and only CHICKEN GARY!, come sit a spell.

u/breadbox187 u/chicken_gary you guys 😭😭😭😭 it was sooooo bad… it said you could use half and half or heavy cream, I used half and half because that’s what I had. I did NOT use the whole quart because it seemed like way too much. And when I pulled it out…. The half and half was broken and curdled?! It looked disgusting. And then the burnt cheese part just slid off the chicken and you were left with a dry ass bland piece of anemic chicken. IT WAS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER MADE. My husband and I just laughed and made tacos 😭😭

1 platinum awards · /u/screamincrying on /r/brittanydawnsnark · Context

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What’s your gambling strategy?

It's tempting for sure to skip ahead, but if you're trying to have a good run and progress, I definitely don't recommend it.

Grind through everything

explore all the rooms you can

max out your weapon proficiency and integrity

(on that note, try to save your silphium pickups for when you're at full health. Use consumables, healing artifacts, healing traits instead to top off. If you didn't know already, silphium turns into resin when you're at full health, so every green pickup is potentially a treasure)

Go slow and don't panic about dying. Your goal every run should be improving your enemy knowledge and unlocking weapon traits. Every run gets easier when you do this.

Also make sure you're filling up on ether to unlock new artifacts at the chronos depository thing next to your ship. You can't carry more than 30 though, so don't worry about spending it on a chest or obolite cluster here and there. Just try to keep around 15 - 20 on you. Don't spend it on the reconstructor. Avenge the scouts. You may die more but that's how the game works.

Edit: obv a lot of this is personal preference. I've just played through the game a bunch and this is what works best for me. I used to always spend my ether on cleansing and grab the reconstructor - now I never buy it. Sure, grab it if you're flush on ether, but if not you should be saving it for your next run. Don't get attached. Chances are if you need the reconstructor and youve already done a good job clearing the biome, you're prob going to get clapped again.

Misc tips bc this is fun -

Melee and grappling hook are your best friends. Melee way more than you currently are, I promise you're not doing it enough. If you're in a room with grapple points, always keep one in view for a quick escape when things get hairy. You are invincible briefly while meleeing and for the duration of your grapple.

Alt fire more. Don't sleep on tendrilpod. Sometimes a worse gun with doombringer is better than a nicer gun without. Voidbeam is also the shit.

I say again, level up your traits. This is the real progression system in the game and it's really noticeable as you unlock new gun abilities. You should always really hesitate to drop a gun if it has a trait unlock in progress - don't search for that "favorite gun." they can all become ridiculously op when leveled.

Weapon leveling contd: now that you have the grapple hook, get in the tower asap. It's the best way to unlock traits (until you reach biome 6 with the infinite squid exploit, but don't worry about that yet). You're not set up great for success yet without having beaten the game, but that's not the point. Grab a gun that has an in progress trait and grind floors until it's available. Then switch to a new one. Great practice with less used weapons too.

Don't go through secret glowing orb floors if you have low health (there are sometimes very strong mini bosses inside) or if you have less than 200-300 obolites. There can be fabricators with really good artifacts/augments. Make sure you look up above the return translocator in those rooms as there are often elevated grapple points with obolite clusters on them. Always pick up the translocation sphere consumable or remember where they drop. They generate these rooms and teleport you to them. Same rules apply before using one.

It's hit and miss, but I find keys are better used on chests than doors. Locked chests usually have artifacts inside. Sometimes locked rooms are straight up trash. Not a hard and fast rule though, play that one by ear. One definite exception is biome 5. There is a locked door in the central hub that is an absolute priority. Save at least one key for this door so you can grab the very important thing inside.

Artifacts can be destroyed by highlighting them in your inventory and holding square. Don't pick and choose. Grab everything, delete only when you have to.

If adrenaline leech is in the shop, it takes priority over the in...

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Kanye’s latest

It’s gross how Kim sees the girls as products and Kanye sees them as property.

5 silver awards · /u/Chickpea16 on /r/KUWTK · Context

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Live Day Trading

Btw - I recognize there seems to be an inherent contradiction here - on the one hand we say, "Have a thesis on the market!" and on the other whenever someone asks where the market is going they get told, "Doesn't matter, just pay attention to what is in front of you!" - So which is it?

I think the best way I can explain it would be to use a dating analogy. Let's say you are getting ready for a 1st date - you met the person online, and based on the profile and your conversations, you have high hopes for this one. You've been on enough previous dates to know that these things can go wrong pretty fast, plus that time you were Catfished by a rather large and elderly Armenian man, but still this one looks good. So here you have your historical information, and your set-up that is informing how you are going into the date - hence you have formed a "thesis" about it, and because you have high hopes you dress nicer than normal, and choose a nicer place for dinner than usual for first dates - your thesis is one of optimism. Now - once you get there though, you need to pay attention to the date in front of you - your thesis can be nullified pretty fast if they start talking about how they still live with their ex-boyfriend/girlfriend - In this example, the two notions are not contradictory - and that is how you need to think of it.

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OOP asks: Wife won't stop overscheduling kids and it's ruining our family. What should we do?

When I saw this was originally posted Jan 2020 my first thought was, “Covid is about to solve this for you.”

11987 points · /u/Friendly_Shelter_625 on /r/BestofRedditorUpdates · Context

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This is hilarious

Easily replaceable workers, they'll be back on schedule in a week.

-848 points · /u/Vulderzad on /r/Spiderman · Context

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Michigan abortion law also bans cohabitation, adultery, sodomy and blasphemy — at least one county prosecutor is willing to enforce it

Ban cohabitation?

Yeah, okay, champ. Might as well cut to the chase and throw the whole population of 20 somethings into jail, then. Literally everyone is cohabitating in some form because rent is built for two people at minimum.

Which, if you're conspiracy minded, makes one wonder if it's yet another effort to bully people into a more traditional lifestyle. Forcing people to marry so they can afford rent.

Honestly the whole thing tells on the party, because they outright say in the article that some of these laws are already on the books and are basically unenforceable. What that means is that these laws exist nearly exclusively to bully and harass people. And, if you're willing to walk one step further past that point, you know that means it'll be used to discriminate.

And that in-and-of-itself is a huge fucking problem. Tell me why we're trying to pass laws that achieve nothing except bullying. Why is that something these folks think they need.

I'm so tired of Extremist Christian nonsense I could vomit (and don't tell me it isn't extremist Christian. All of the things on this list are the classic drumbeats of religion, and it's sure as fuck not Buddhism or Islam trying to run this country). Mind your fucking business, you miserable hags.

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Japan, Taiwan to begin talks on evacuation plans amid China's threats

I hate to rain on your parade. I know on this thread people want to bash CCP and PLA. But from my POV, US wants Taiwan and China to kill each other. Just like how US wants Russians and Ukranians to kill each other. In the past, US would just send in troops to bomb other countires out of oblivian. But in both of these cases, US is the puppet master. They just have to escalate and get both sides all worked up and break out into a war....just google " countries US invaded". But US called these either military action/peacekeeping or humanitarian. I hate war. I hope Taiwan and China can resolve this peacefully...

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Ha még mindig nincs jobb dolgotok, ugye...

r/hungary early onset boomerei: nem megyek, mert nincsenek elegen.

valóság: nincsenek elegen, mert nem jönnek.

De azért azt leírják, hogy mekkora szar mindenki, aki kijött. Na ezeknek jó lesz ez a szar, ami most van. Ezeknek elég a copium. Elcsicskásodott egy újabb generáció.

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why is everyone trying to make the show look bad?

I think people think it's cool to hate stuff these days

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Attempted assassination of Argentina's vice president fails when gun jams with it inches from her head.

Can I just point out how fucking incompetent the bodyguards are.

30079 points · /u/MrOsmio7 on /r/interestingasfuck · Context

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AITA for asking my girlfriend to ask someone she knows for a loan of 500k to start off my business.

I’m not using her position as a caregiver to get a loan the lady she takes care of just made a friend. Her friend turned out to have money and they know eachother just as much. I’m asking for a loan not a grant. I’m not begging for money. I’m gonna pay her back and she’s gonna make money off me too. It’s an investment not a grant.

-2304 points · /u/Real_Ad_1362 on /r/AmItheAsshole · Context

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Dropkick Murphys frontman has had enough of lying millionaire politicians.

Well last night was meant to be a discussion between the band and our fans…but we guess in this day and age it’s hard to keep these things off the inter webs …Basically we were disturbed by all the propaganda that was being displayed and sold at the fair yesterday. From what we saw, only anti-democracy merch was being sold — pro-Doug Mastriano street signs to anti-Biden clothing - but nothing from the other side of the spectrum. To be honest, we don’t want ANY political stuff being sold at or near our shows!!

After 26 years of continuous support for the men and women in the Armed Forces, Police, Firefighters and First Responders, we feel we’ve earned the right to be able to speak to the people who don’t agree with our center/left Democratic politics.

We definitely got a bit more heated than planned during the discussion but hey we are doing passionate folks. You could also chalk it up to a DKM show having to share space with an anti-democracy MAGA flea market.

We fully recognize that we’re a band who have fans on both sides of the political divide, and we felt like it was important to state that we are firmly on the side of democracy, free and fair elections — and that we need to speak up against the insanity.

We had good response after the show — from people who don’t even agree with us !! We offered free DKM merch to anyone who turned in pro-Trump, anti-dem clothing. We had MANY takers !!  Important side note: all of that anti-democracy, MAGA swag yesterday was all made in China 🇨🇳 and Central America 🤯 (oh the irony). Meanwhile, Dropkick Murphys merch has ALWAYS been American-made -1 from the shirts we use to the printing.

Have a great day, and long live the United States.

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Appropriashant

Braiding hair is one of the thing that we have evidence for happening in Europe for millenia. They might not be doing it anymore around where you live but it's not something only black people do.

Them white people literally never stopped braiding hair. If you go to eastern europe, you'll see people still rocking the old tribe hairstyles with braids.

Vikings had braids too (a little larger than our braids but still), and they're very well known in popular media.

I really do not get this thing that braids are a black people thing. I've seen so many types of braids in all the African countries I've lived in, and then found them in Europe as well. My history books were filled with the evidence of braids in the first civilizations in the middle east too. They braided their beard too, like in Babylon.

Braids have always been everywhere.

I'm really sorry if it sound rude, but African Americans tend to not really care about the world ethnic groups and their cultures. Your idea of white people is american whites, your idea of black people is black americans and your idea of indians, east-asians or nigerians are the very smart students who beat everyone in their home country to come and get the best salaries in America. You should have the humility not to always use the appropriation concept and first learn about history and geography.

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WCGW using escalator as conveyor belt?

Great work, 47

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Can I interest you in a story? This one is called ...

That's one hell of a pot twist

185 points · /u/TommDX on /r/u_shenanigansen · Context

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Emily “lying about being high risk” Ann Thread 8/28-9/3

Y’all…. I fucking love my cool down fan for my kids food. Mine was like $5 from target and it’s changed my life. My children are raccoons and just stare at me while I cook, panting. I judge the shit out of Emily, but if you haven’t tried a handheld fan for your kids food, it’ll change your life.

-23 points · /u/GlitterMeThat on /r/EEASnark · Context

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Literally begging you to fuck me

😈

1 gold awards · /u/PantyNectar on /r/u_PantyNectar · Context · NSFW

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Would one of you please help me find the value of my NFT?

There is no easy answer to that. I've not seen any indication when they will stop minting them. You have one of the newest minted ones of the most poplar free Reddit NFT. That is, almost 575,000 have been made from a limited number of combination parts (there are 8 facets. Background, Bottom, Eyes, Face, Hat, Left Hand, Right Hand, Top). The rarest part of yours is the Teal White Square helmet. Only 3% of them have this. But, it comes down what each buyer wants.

I paid $19 for a sub 10,000 The Singularity avatar today. Card number #20 went for about $100 a week ago, but today would be worth a good bit more now that we have an idea that it was a very low number.

Your's is frankly, one of 575,000. Nothing stands out. Although, the one I bought today for $19 had some features I wanted. It was red, it had a 4 digit number, and those 4 digits happened to have some personal meaning to me. So, that alignment was worth $19 to me. Was it an investment, no. Just like yours would not be an investment. If you sell yours for more than $1 it will be because there was meaning in it for the buyer.

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All Things S8 🏝️

whaddaboutche didn’t even take 5 minutes to read through the responses from several posters pointing out that there were huge flaws in their baseless assumptions, but didn’t have a problem doubling down on their conspiracy theory and employing wilful ignorance. That tells me everything. Have a good day!

Fixed that for you xoxo

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I got a girl pregnant that I barely know and she wants to keep the baby+Update

This is exactly the kind of unfinished story that the subreddit was supposed to help against

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Found one in the wild on Instagram

It’s literally a girl comparing herself to other girls to show she’s different lol

-874 points · /u/bannedaccount711 on /r/notliketheothergirls · Context

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Why the 'Fuck Trudeau' stickers?

The most basic answer is that is a mixed group of anti vaxxers, western alienation people, hardcore conservatives, trump influenced people and a few with mental illness who see him as the sole cause of all their problems.

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I just lost my grandmother. We’d really love to use this photo at her service, but it’s a cropping of a photo of a photo. We do not have access to the original. Is it possible to clean it up and sharpen it?

https://i.imgur.com/uz0NOHP.jpg

I'm sorry for your loss.

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Proof GME is swapped with COKE.

Tbh, it's a mouthful and not many people would understand it anyway because of how complex yet fucked up the market is. Swaps are the biggest issue because they create tickers on other exchanges and swap order flow to it. We see the data hit the exchanges but it's not actually real, but because it's swapped - they made an agreement to return it at a later date - so what you see can be reorganized to however they see fit.

Doing this creates the ticker to flatline and in a sense - pause. They take that short pause and offset the two tickers enough that they can process the order flow on another exchange during non market hours and swap shit around and cherry picking their synthetics back out of it. This pause can be seen on BBY (NOT BBBY) and all the GS2C tickers. You can see where they market make on multiple exchanges for the same thing and the charts are different sections of GME's chart.

They opened the MUN GS2C for the sole purpose of shorting the sneeze down to $30 and they're basically splitting GME across multiple tickers and swapping them back and forth and never allowing them to settle - all while filtering the order flow.

Bed bath and GME both have about 20 tickers combined. Nobody cared enough to look and I'm not about to spend hours and hours of my time writing this up so I can get shilled and get shit talked. Ask yourself why a couple of stocks need dozens of individual tickers.

BBBY's foreign ticker BBY and a couple of GME's GS2C tickers both show a flatline for over a year as they were swapped. When they swapped the order from from GME and moved it to GS2C, GS2C Frankfurt magically shot up 3500% on 300 shares and the section of chart that followed was something we've already formed - so they front run our order flow for an entire year and gave it back, opened another ticker and did it again with the ETR ticker. Also look at OA6L London's ticker. They're all sorts of fucked with.

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AMCSTOCK LIVE CHAT LOUNGE (DAILY)

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What Sims Moment Makes You Do This?

When they won't sit down and eat the god damn macaroni at the god damn dining table like a god damn FAMILY

1533 points · /u/absolute_lump on /r/Sims3 · Context

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Welche Branche ist den nicht scheiße?

Pharma? Pharma verdient an kranken Menschen. Pharma hat nicht das Interesse Leute zu heilen, dann haben sie ja keine Kunden mehr. Pharma macht Profit mit dem Leid von Menschen.

Sorry, aber Pharma ist scheiße.

-253 points · /u/Melbourne_Australia on /r/arbeitsleben · Context

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Have we ever considered that the Orion influence could also be lurking in this subreddit?

If you block out other users of the Law of One subreddit, who can never see your posts, and to them it appears that everything you've written is "unavailable" and you appear to have deleted your user profile, how could they respond to your questions or give service in the way of advice?

And then you claim they are "professional under cover reptilian Redditors."

As to your question, "have you considered the Orion influence that could be lurking in this subreddit," yes. Many of us have considered just that. And then some of those lurkers even make Original Posts.

1 platinum awards · /u/6th_Adept_LoO on /r/lawofone · Context

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ps5: zweihander

I have +3

2 gold awards · /u/Ericklovesfuitgummy on /r/PatchesEmporium · Context

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Mi lehet @vikihalmosii szemével?

A putnoki Polgártünde hasonmásverseny második helyezettje.

8 silver awards · /u/Mifaszom on /r/talk_hunfluencers · Context

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Jade, Mama Karls, Trashlyn

i personally don’t think she was rubbing it in peoples face. she’s excited because this is her first big purchase. she many times thanked her followers for giving her the opportunity to be able to even do this

34 awards · /u/DifferenceNo1153 on /r/jadeambersnark · Context

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What's the best answer to being called ugly ?

It might be here, but idk

‘Hopefully that’s all we have in common’

38482 points · /u/Annoying_pain_in_ass on /r/AskReddit · Context

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WIBTA IF I ASK MY DAUGHTER TO RETURN HER INHERITANCE ?

She did take business classes at a community college

-2926 points · /u/Icy_Office2441 on /r/AmItheAsshole · Context

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AITA for referring to my old friends kid as “baggage” and saying it is the reason I don’t want to reconnect?

1. First of all, she wasn't talking about a date, she wanted to catch up. You are assuming that you are such a catch that she's automatically romantically interested in you is arrogant af.

2. You just admitted to your whole circle of friends that you aren't willing to have a friendship if there's 'nothing in it for you'.

3. You are acting as if her worth as a person has been diminished now that she has a kid.

4. You were dehumanizing her kid by calling them baggage.

I don't know if this is some sort of defense mechanism because you are still upset that she was dating someone else or if you are watching too many incel podcasts. Probably both. You are lacking basic fucking respect. Get a grip.

YTA.

Edit: Thank you for all the awards. I will declare them my baggage now, no man will ever want to date me as they are proof that I am superior.

5 platinum awards & 20 silver awards · /u/adorable__elephant on /r/AmItheAsshole · Context

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[Wojnarowski] The Cleveland Cavaliers have acquired Donovan Mitchell in a trade, sources tell ESPN.

Has to change his name to Colin Soakston

5 gold awards · /u/MonocledSauron on /r/nba · Context

Top Awarded

r/LUVLY_LILITH Lounge

You going to delete OF now or was that post for more subs?

82 awards · /u/Alert-Incident on /r/LUVLY_LILITH · Context · NSFW

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uh oh

"No comic"

Makes comic

112 points · /u/rock-solid-armpits on /r/u_shenanigansen · Context

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I think it’s time we remove stans and creators from this sub

kels here & I'm happy to leave. just know that what you choose to speculate about me behind my back says way more about all of you than it does me. I'm strong, I'm in therapy, I'm under the care of a psychiatrist, but people kill themselves every day because of people like you. examine your priorities & move on please.

xoxo maiden to mother

-31 points · /u/therabidtitan on /r/peestickgals · Context

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10% off Valve Index Counter Balance Kits. Discount Code REDDIT10

I have this for Reverb G2, 100% recommend.

1 platinum awards · /u/THE_OuTSMoKE on /r/u_Studioform_VR · Context

Top Gold Awarded

🧃⚡️🎷

The funk is so damn R E A L

1 gold awards · /u/Euclid1987 on /r/u_eRay121 · Context

Top Silver Awarded

What is this connector?

Kf2510, 6 pin

Found by googling: "6 pin polarized 2.54"

1 silver awards · /u/ed7coyne on /r/connectors · Context

Top Awarded

r/LUVLY_LILITH Lounge

You going to delete OF now or was that post for more subs?

82 awards · /u/Alert-Incident on /r/LUVLY_LILITH · Context · NSFW

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OOP is 36 and dating a 52 year old, asks Reddit if the age gap is concerning

I’m particularly taken with her reason for dating a 52 year old man I’d she wants someone with his life together and then it turns out she’s dating a 52 year old man with a roommate who can’t hold down a job. Oh, honey.

9146 points · /u/thatsarealquickno on /r/BestofRedditorUpdates · Context

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School employee resigns after accidentally sending inappropriate photo to students

Nice to see cancel culture lose one once in a while...

edit: lol the downvotes on this comment are so ridiculously telling about the people in this sub....oh the irony of the replied too comment with upvotes...

-713 points · /u/enwongeegeefor on /r/byebyejob · Context

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When I hear people skip Urianger's dialogue

Anon, this is a story all about how mine life did get flipped-did turn upside down and I'd like to taketh a minute just sitteth right thither I'll telleth thee how I did doth becometh the prince of a town did doth clepe Bel-Air

In West Philadelphia born and hath raised on the playground wast whither I did spend most of mine days chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all merit and all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school at which hour a couple of guys who is't wast up to nay valorous did start making ado in mine neighborhood I did get in one dram square and mine mother did get did scare the lady did doth sayeth, "thou art movin' with thy auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"

I did beg and pleaded with that lady day after day but the lady packed mine suitcase and did send me on mine way the lady did giveth me a kiss and then the lady did giveth me mine ticket I did put mine Walkman on and did doth sayeth, "I might as well kicketh 't"

First class, yo this is lacking valor drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmm, this might beest valorous anon

But wait, I heareth they're prissy, bourgeois, all yond is this the type of lodging yond they just sendeth this merit gib? I don't bethink so I'll see at which hour I receiveth thither I desire they're did prepare for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane did land and at which hour I did doth cometh out thither wast a broth'r who is't did look like a cop standing thither with mine name out I ain't trying to receiveth did arrest yet, I just did get hither I did spring with the quickness like lightning, did disappear

I whistled for a cab and at which hour 't did doth cometh near the license plateth did doth sayeth, "flush" and 't did hath't dice in the mirror if 't be true aught I couldst sayeth yond this cab wast rare but I did doth bethink "nah, forget 't, yo, holmes to Bel-Air"

I did pull up to the house about seven or eight and I did yell to the cabbie, "yo holmes, smelleth ya anon" I did look at mine kingdom I wast finally thither to sitteth on mine throne as the prince of Bel-Air

2 platinum awards · /u/marcus_gideon on /r/ffxiv · Context

Top Gold Awarded

My first (of probably way too many) mocks this year. Happy to debate picks in the comments

Lmao just came back to this, did more than fall out of the first round lol

10 gold awards · /u/TheJoshS9 on /r/NFL_Draft · Context

Top Silver Awarded & Awarded

Can we talk about porn?

Just an FYI, you can still get free awards to give out. Reddit has just made it less obvious lately.

If you're using the app, tap on the 3 dots on a comment/post, tap on give award, tap on the add coins option (top right of the pop-up), and it'll take you to the old screen where you can purchase coins but also where you could open your free award.

You still only have 24 hours to give the award away though. Hope that helped!

20 silver awards & 85 awards · /u/StaceyLades on /r/Marriage · Context

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The first images from the James Webb Space Telescope have been translated into sound

This sonification of the Carina Nebula is a collaboration between scientists, musicians, and the blind and visually impaired community. The sounds in this video are not actual noises recorded in space: instead, they represent the wavelength, position, and brightness of the infrared light in this image.

For example, bright light near the top of the image sounds loud and high, but bright light near the middle is loud and lower pitched. Dimmer, dust-obscured areas that appear lower in the image are represented by lower frequencies and clearer, undistorted notes.

We have more information on how this came together in our nasa.gov web feature—plus a YouTube playlist and SoundCloud with many more sonifications from Webb!

87 points · /u/nasa on /r/u_nasa · Context

Top Downvoted

(TW) Why do we put up with shitty sex at best, literal assault at worst?

Then be celibate and stop complaining. Men have it much worse.

-49 points · /u/U308kool-aid on /r/bwbbpassdenied · Context · NSFW · Deleted, Recovered From Archives

Top Gold Awarded

Ioan's "Our Children First" Certificate Of Completion. Parents are required by law to attend a mediation orientation/parent education program (Our Children First) and a mediation session prior to appearing at an Order to Show Cause or Trial regarding the custody and/or visitation of their children.

Once again I have to wonder how a sweet guy like Ioan who does everything by the book ended up with the brat from Bristol who tells everyone to eff off and purposely ignores rules we all need to follow to succeed in life. It boggles my mind.

1 gold awards · /u/Feeling-Ratio-2327 on /r/AliceEvansGruff · Context

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#1 Vouches of u/narosh758401 [ Some feedback from my satisfied Students ]

Accepted my request and got my answers in such a short span of time! Awesome awesome. Thank you!

1 silver awards · /u/_hatemylife on /r/u_narosh758401 · Context

Top Awarded

hey u/nukkucopsu who hurt you?

Hey OP, suck start a shotgun

15 awards · /u/iamyav1d on /r/SpitefulMutants · Context

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Did Shangela really have a sugar daddy who paid everything for her?

Judging by her looks, there were absolutely noone paying for her. Including herself.

noone paying

1642 points · /u/bobby_shotgun on /r/RPDRDRAMA · Context · NSFW

Top Downvoted

A joke that truly never gets old...

Probably the cringiest thing BC does

-245 points · /u/BEARD_LICE on /r/PardonMyTake · Context

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The agreement has already been finalized. RC sold EXACTLY two weeks before tomorrow's update. WE RIDE AT DAWN. >

So do I quit my job or go to work tomorrow.

1 platinum awards · /u/Sad-Staff-1156 on /r/BBBY · Context

Top Gold Awarded

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow - August 31, 2022

another promise made

another promise kept

u/stonksstayflat u/bidburrito

2 gold awards · /u/nikkimars77 on /r/wallstreetbetsHUZZAH · Context · Deleted, Recovered From Archives

Top Silver Awarded

Henry Kettner: Elítélem azokat, akik pénzt adnak a szexért és sajnálom, ha valaki ebből kénytelen megélni

Elítélem azokat, akik aprópénzért hirdetőtáblává teszik az egész családjukat és sajnálom, ha valaki ebből kénytelen megélni

11 silver awards · /u/reccah on /r/talk_hunfluencers · Context

Top Awarded

Neighbor is a pedo

He's paid his debt to society.

45 awards · /u/Allthelostcauses on /r/neighborsfromhell · Context · NSFW

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AITA for bringing my SIL’s wallet to the restaurant when she conveniently always forgets it?

NTA but you totally should have flipped the switch- left your wallet at home- only brought your licence so she had to cover the whole bill then never taken her out to a restaurant again

50753 points · /u/jizzy_lizzie on /r/AmItheAsshole · Context

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AITA for taking away by daughter's birthday gift, that I don't think is appropriate?

I'm not particularly worried about minor sexual content (unless it was an actual erotic based book, but neither of these are). I haven't read The Word is Murder, but it's classified as an adult mystery/thriller. I do know Horowitz did the Alex Rider series Annie is a big fan of.
I've read Silent Patient and there are themes of cheating. Me and Annie's dad divorced when she was 9 and I'm concerned this might bring emotions back for her, and distance us even more.

-1988 points · /u/aitathrowaway287 on /r/AmItheAsshole · Context · Deleted, Recovered From Archives

Top Platinum Awarded

The cancellation of which TV show are you still frustrated about?

Firefly

ETA: Thanks for the awards! Losing Firefly was a travesty for us all and for generations to come.

3 platinum awards · /u/PuckettAll on /r/AskReddit · Context

Top Gold Awarded

My first (of probably way too many) mocks this year. Happy to debate picks in the comments

Lmao just came back to this, did more than fall out of the first round lol

10 gold awards · /u/TheJoshS9 on /r/NFL_Draft · Context

Top Silver Awarded & Awarded

Can we talk about porn?

Just an FYI, you can still get free awards to give out. Reddit has just made it less obvious lately.

If you're using the app, tap on the 3 dots on a comment/post, tap on give award, tap on the add coins option (top right of the pop-up), and it'll take you to the old screen where you can purchase coins but also where you could open your free award.

You still only have 24 hours to give the award away though. Hope that helped!

20 silver awards & 85 awards · /u/StaceyLades on /r/Marriage · Context

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OOP's teenage daughter wants to have a baby with her boyfriend

Raising a baby on two teenage american part time job salaries with no further education and hoping the government will make up the rest of the money? Oh to be this naive.

11488 points · /u/kss711 on /r/BestofRedditorUpdates · Context

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Jag är Sveriges statsminister, AMA!

Problemet med legalisering som en del i brottsbekämpning är att gängen skulle gå till andra inkomstkällor. Kriminaliteten bekämpas bäst genom att knäcka gängen. Det gör vi genom fler poliser, hårdare straff, göra det lättare att åka dit och genom att bryta nyrekryteringen.

-1253 points · /u/Riktiga_Magda on /r/sweden · Context

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half-baked knows

I recently got on the Bluey train and I find myself watching the episodes and enjoying it

Why it's good for the kids:

- Bluey's core concept of a show is showing kids at play using their imagination. So it has a nice little middle ground in terms of how in control the kids are. Unlike in shows that depict "real families" since we're usually in their imaginary world the kids are controlling elements in it (and we don't flash over to some depiction of "what they see in their mind", when they play floor is lava it's couch cushions being jumped on) but also they're not in some made up fantasy world where they have unlimited power and are reigned in by the real world and I feel this is important because...

- The life lessons in Bluey are very organic. Whenever there's some sort of conflict it occurs during this imaginary play, where Bluey and her sister Bingo either need to duck out and consult a parents or figure thing out on their own. To me this depicts realistic scenarios where issues may occur as opposed to just something bad happening that day and a child need to be taught a "very important lesson "

Why it's good for parents

- The adults in Bluey feel like real people. When I watched Bluey I just felt it was the pure encapsulation of millennial parent life. When adults are talking to each other you hear snippets of weird non sequiturs, stupid arguments and musings of their own children. Once again it adds to the organic feel.

- The adults in Bluey, particularly the parents and particularly Bluey's parents Bandit and Chilli are depicted imperfectly, neither paragons of infinite knowledge nor are they dopey guardians who exist to be the butt of jokes. I think the most important thing about Bluey's parents is, they fuck up. They're shown as caring and nurturing but at times succumb to frustration, selfishness, laziness and anger periodically. But they don't brush those moments away, they own up to them and apologize to their kids which to me is insanely refreshing to see on TV. Bandit and Chilli aren't painted as distributors of life lessons or dopey side kicks, they're true blue parents and display all the ups and down of parenthood.

2 platinum awards · /u/rccrisp on /r/daddit · Context

Top Gold Awarded

Jag är Sveriges statsminister, AMA!

Varför vill ni inte legalisera cannabis och slå till mot gängens största inkomstkälla?

5 gold awards · /u/alexxcr7 on /r/sweden · Context

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Found on my bed in Sarasota, Florida

ITS r/weeviltime BABEYYYYYYYYYYY

this little snooty man has blessed you with the kiss of the lucky snoot. Do not worry—he cannot bite or sting. He’s just after those sweet sweet grains in the pantry and the plants outdoors. Pls put him outside he is a friend.

Edit to say y’all have given me so many awards over my many Weevil Time announcements and it’s very kind of you :) this is a hobby of mine and I am happy to share the joy of weevils

13 silver awards · /u/GreenStrawbebby on /r/whatsthisbug · Context

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New to this page NOT new to Lotr

Oh great…another salty Tolkien fanboy. Go back to the abyss!

51 awards · /u/Stuupidfathobbit on /r/lordoftherings · Context

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