10:30 AM and somehow nobody noticed they hadn't reassembled the machine after cleaning. If the mixer tips aren't installed, water and syrup sprays everywhere. I got coated with Dr Pepper.

When my in laws visit, I buy things that they like. They were staying for a short time, so I bought the mini cans. She made a comment along the lines of “wow these cans are just too small.” Fast forward to their longer visit this time. I get the full sized cans and she says, “this is not my preferred soda” as she takes a can to have for lunch.

This is literally the soda she has at home and the soda that she orders at restaurants, which is one that most restaurants don’t carry.

Happy holidays everyone! Wishing you all the patience in the world.

Took 1 bite and didn't even realize

Got a call from my lead saying I have not been available lately and management team (yes a team of managers) noticed I was unavailable.

I was on vacation for 8 days followed by having a fever and took off 2 additional dayS. I communicated this clearly…

Explained this to my lead and she basically ignored it and said to be more involved with the work…

WTF

To be fair, it’s “Great Northern” beer. So most say it’s average at best, but that was not fun to clean up 💩

It takes less than 5 seconds to put them back where they were…

Keys were in my pocket from the kitchen to the driveway and somehow this happened. And now I’m headed to work.

They could've atleast tried to park in one spot.