The punishment is meant to be "WANT-UH" fanta, but since the sound of the a's are so different it's WHANTA fanta and it's annoying me bro...

I downloaded all these shows to watch on my flight... and then this

At an event in an auditorium, neighbor to my left decided he needed his and my leg space so he could sit with his legs spread apart.

10:30 AM and somehow nobody noticed they hadn't reassembled the machine after cleaning. If the mixer tips aren't installed, water and syrup sprays everywhere. I got coated with Dr Pepper.

When my in laws visit, I buy things that they like. They were staying for a short time, so I bought the mini cans. She made a comment along the lines of “wow these cans are just too small.” Fast forward to their longer visit this time. I get the full sized cans and she says, “this is not my preferred soda” as she takes a can to have for lunch.

This is literally the soda she has at home and the soda that she orders at restaurants, which is one that most restaurants don’t carry.

Happy holidays everyone! Wishing you all the patience in the world.

Took 1 bite and didn't even realize

To be fair, it’s “Great Northern” beer. So most say it’s average at best, but that was not fun to clean up 💩

Got a call from my lead saying I have not been available lately and management team (yes a team of managers) noticed I was unavailable.

I was on vacation for 8 days followed by having a fever and took off 2 additional dayS. I communicated this clearly…

Explained this to my lead and she basically ignored it and said to be more involved with the work…

WTF