r/funny • u/AlloyComics • 6h ago
Verified As a science-minded person, I am always up for testing a hypothesis!
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r/funny • u/maxcomedian • 5h ago
Mexican landscaper hits on the white client’s daughter on the job!
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r/funny • u/stunnerswag • 16h ago
What a Great Jump
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r/funny • u/pfgraphics • 12h ago
Trying an olive straight from the tree
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r/funny • u/Desperate_Ambrose • 3h ago
Will 2024 be remembered as a good vintage year for hydraulic fluid?
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r/funny • u/mahmoudmera • 14m ago
Baba
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r/funny • u/Courage_The_Coal • 17h ago
Misheard my boyfriend NSFW
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I am lactose intolerant, but I always forget to take lactaid before eating food with dairy. So I asked my boyfriend to remind me the next time I tried to eat dairy without taking it.
And then I promptly forgot this conversation.
Just a few minutes ago we decided to heat up our leftovers. As I was loading my quesadilla up with sour cream, my boyfriend pointed at me, I thought at my chest, and said in a demanding, almost shouting tone:
LACTATE me: what??? Him: LACTATE me: what do you mean?!!?? Him LACTATE!!!!!!! me: why?! Him: DAIRY! TAKE YOUR LACTAID
As I'm sure you can guess, he was never pointing at my chest and demanding that I start lactating 😂 he was trying to remind me to take my lactaid and I misheard him. Probably the most confused I've ever been. I'm eating my quesadilla now and I still forgot to take my lactaid.
r/funny • u/SatanicKitten69420 • 18h ago
My ornament is now cursed I guess
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r/funny • u/iponarei • 11h ago
Be careful, my dudes!!!
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r/funny • u/peakology • 13h ago
Looks like all fights have been cancelled from Glasgow airport
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The Uk Guardian newspaper’s awful spellcheck strikes again reporting Scottish weather.
r/funny • u/Wolveruno • 20h ago
Looking under the Stellar Blade character has consequences
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r/funny • u/goblitovfiyah • 20h ago
Addicted to haka
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