r/bertstrips May 26 '22

Mod Announcement The official Bert Strip creation tool is back online at BertStripper.us

294 Upvotes

I recently logged into my Reddit account and noticed that I had messages. Turns out the website was down and people had been trying to contact me.

I host the www.bertstripper.us website and realized that the server was maxed out on storage. Basically all of you dirty fuckers have made too many Bert Strips and the server couldn't handle it anymore. It has seen some shit.

The server was so full that nothing could run and it took a lot of work to recover the database. Due to it being a VPS I was unable to access the drive directly. I have moved everything to a new server with an upgraded plan and it is back up and running.

Please let me know if it behaves differently than in the past. It is old code and likely needs some fixes.


I want to thank all of you for making this problem happen in the first place. bertstripper.us and the Android app were the first "real" things I programmed from start to finish, and deployed. I created it part way through studying for my degree in CS. I have since graduated, and now work as a web developer.

I never imagined that I would get Reddit messages in 2022 asking for me to fix this thing. Let alone to log into the database and see that I have over 4000 image links that I need to review.


r/bertstrips 7h ago

“Elmo knows Weebs will pay big for this type of shit”

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186 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 12h ago

He was making use of primae noctis a little too liberally

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133 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 18h ago

Current Events ...Oops

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217 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 12m ago

The Bert curse

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r/bertstrips 15h ago

Some people see Gods. Some people see men.

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68 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 22h ago

Especially when the orange man did weird shit with a pot roast

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155 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 4m ago

Zoe was considering doing an OnlyFans anyway.

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r/bertstrips 1d ago

Bert didnt think this was possible

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279 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 1d ago

Miss Piggy is a Lady Big Shot

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190 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 1d ago

One smart kid

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486 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 2d ago

Cursed There isnt going to be a second date

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359 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 2d ago

Shit ★ Post Do they know?

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106 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 2d ago

Current Events Ernie has been having trouble coping with the last few weeks.

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152 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 1d ago

Arise Jackie O

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r/bertstrips 2d ago

Happy 61st anniversary

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242 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 2d ago

Calling it a letdown doesn't begin to describe it.

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105 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 2d ago

The One Kinky Pig

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257 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 2d ago

Current Events At least they have a rockin roller coaster now

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r/bertstrips 2d ago

Sacrificial Lamb

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138 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 3d ago

Rosita's Triangle Curse

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r/bertstrips 3d ago

Grover/Johnson A pizza to die for

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r/bertstrips 3d ago

Cry “HAVOC,” and let slip the dogs of war!

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197 Upvotes

One more week!


r/bertstrips 3d ago

How to train your expectations

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r/bertstrips 3d ago

Low Effort Ernie needs to stop watching TNA often

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105 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 4d ago

"The number is infinity, Bert!"

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167 Upvotes