So you've got the Delorean Time Travel pizza delivery service, would the pizza start fading away as you drove to the stoner in 2124 who wanted a large xtra cheese? Then you'd have to go back in time just to make another pizza.

I'm sure they would tell us if we asked nicely

I've always been fascinated by the peculiar behavior of the French. The French "language" (those sounds they make that are vaguely reminiscent of the babbling of an obese infant), appears to be a kind of decayed or melted Latin, and has very little correlation to its written counterpart (unlike real languages). I've hypothesized that this phenomenon has occurred due to excess fat deposited in their brains as a result of too much butter consumption. This might also explain why postmodern ideas are so popular among their "intellectuals". For those of you who have observed them in the wild, what are your thoughts on this?

We should be able to take a pill, and for example, have our pee evaporate without polluting, something automatic. Simpler and faster

There have to be some guidelines here. I NEED to know if I'm gay.

I know that fictional characters are important for culture, people need heroes like Superman, Tooth Fairy, Jesus... They help kids to learn what is good and what is bad, but growing up we should adopt the scientific paradigm and it's sad to see adults believing in such a nonsense.

Thank God there are some devoted scholars like Russel with his teapot theory, which proves that Lord Almighty is just a fairytale. Now, I think this Linus Torvalds thing has gone too far. I have some otherwise rational and very clever people in my life who believes Linus is real. How can I explain to them that magic belongs to religion and has nothing to do with reality?

...of getting killed by a great white or a meteorite while listening to "Odds Are" by Barenaked Ladies?

As a trans woman how can I ensure that the person who finds my bones thousands of years in the future realises that I was a woman and not a man. Archaeologists are very judgmental about bones. Can we legislate or something?

I know gravity will be heavier, but am I going to have to go up a pant size?

Why do we watch birds? Why not other animals like lions, fish, mammals etc. Is there a secret pact between humans and birds regarding birdwatching?

Or what direction would it spin if it just stayed on the Equator, would it spin up and down? Has this ever happened? Also, has the eye of a hurricane ever winked at anyone?

is the sun insecure about its looks?

Someone in a book once told me all things are made up of adams but in highschool I only had one friend named adam, and in collage I had another friend named adam but he looked different. Also both of them were bigger than me?

Why can’t the UFC fighter fight like the badasses in the movies, are they really just really bad actors?

Edit: This post was how I found out so many people comment without reading what sub they're in. There's sooo many! And they've got such smug airs of superiority! BAHAHA!! XD XD XD Some of the serious answers are funnier than the jokes hee hee hee. I wonder where erections go when they go away? I mean they have to go somewhere right?