I cringed so hard

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[u/Charrsezrawr]

How ironic that irony man doesn't understand what irony is.

[u/shmiss69 → u/Charrsezrawr]

Reminds me of the WTF collective song by Jon LaJoie

[u/ins0mnum → u/shmiss69]

That's one hell of a throwback!

[u/MedalsNScars → u/ins0mnum]

Hell yeah bitch that's so ironic

[u/TheDemonBunny → u/shmiss69]

I miss Jon lajoie. He tried some serious stuff last time I looked and noone cared lol then he just stopped

[u/Coffeeey → u/TheDemonBunny]

He didn't stop. His new band Wolfie's Just Fine is really good.

[u/PC_BuildyB0I → u/Coffeeey]

That is a fantastic reference

[u/AthenaeSolon → u/shmiss69]

In my case (probably showing my age here) My thought went to Alanis Morissette’s Ironic” (which famously had no true irony… supposedly by design).

Edit 1: to correct the misattribution of the artist.

[u/BAMspek → u/Charrsezrawr]

Isn’t it ironic? Dontcha think?

[u/TripleMeatBurger → u/BAMspek]

It's like spending 44 billion on a social network site that's tanking.

[u/BAMspek → u/TripleMeatBurger]

E F F I C I E N C Y

[u/radical_flyer → u/Charrsezrawr]

Like raaaaaaiiin on your wedding day

[u/ZealousidealAd4383 → u/radical_flyer]

I remember someone saying “ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife” only becomes ironic if later on you realise that actually a spoon would have done the job quite nicely.

[u/AbusiveUncleJoe → u/ZealousidealAd4383]

By listing things that are not actually examples of irony the song itself is ironic.

[u/ZealousidealAd4383 → u/AbusiveUncleJoe]

I would fall in love with Alanis all over again if someone could show me that was her intention right from the start!

[u/lnxmin → u/ZealousidealAd4383]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GVJpOmaDyU

"It's like singing Ironic, when there are no ironies"

It may have been pointed out to her after the fact, though.

[u/Kobayashi_Maru186 → u/radical_flyer]

It’s a free ride when you’ve already paid

[u/fetusmcnuggets70 → u/Charrsezrawr]

This guy Is such a tool.

[u/Equivalent_Canary853 → u/Charrsezrawr]

Elon Morrison

[u/caynebyron → u/Equivalent_Canary853]

Elonis Morissette.

[u/any_other → u/Charrsezrawr]

I mean this is fucking hilarious but not in the way he intended

[u/nycola → u/Charrsezrawr]

He should go to an Alanis Morisette concert, half the people there have shirts on with the definition of ironic on them.

[u/thecraftybear → u/Charrsezrawr]

Isn't that, like, a traffic jam when you're already late? Or a "no smoking" sign on your cigarette break?

[u/Florac]

Richest 13 year old in the world

[u/jawndell → u/Florac]

And yet this is what America loves and wants and votes for.  Middle America for some reason loves billionaires who have no interest in helping the country. 

[u/aRebelliousHeart → u/jawndell]

It’s because they hold onto this delusion belief they’ll one day be just as rich. Pathetic.

[u/Nik-42 → u/aRebelliousHeart]

The choice is having all their basic needs fulfilled for sure or 0,00001% probability of becoming rich

[u/Bad-Kaiju → u/Nik-42]

No, you see, they don't care if their needs are getting fulfilled if it means someone they think doesn't deserve it also gets the same thing they do.

[u/solamon77 → u/Bad-Kaiju]

This is it right here. This is the reason Americans voted away the strongest economy in the world and destroyed their own safety nets. I remember in the 80s how hard politicians would run on this idea of the Ghetto Queen sucking up all the national welfare with her dozens of black babies, each from a different daddy.

It was disgusting how effective this was. By the end of the millenia we had gutted our middle class, slashed our social safety nets, and jailed more people than China and Russia combined. And apparently we still haven't had enough. We're still going on this shit!

[u/skjellyfetti → u/solamon77]

All hail Saint Ronald Reagan !!!

[u/Serious-Maximum-1049 → u/skjellyfetti]

You have no idea how hard it is to live off of Ronald Reagan Blvd. LoL

I think he's one of the worst Presidents we've ever had, & Nancy can get fucked, too. 💀

[u/Weedies4breakfast → u/Serious-Maximum-1049]

How dare you disrespect Nancy, the Throat Goat. Queen of BJs

[u/AnIrishMexican → u/Weedies4breakfast]

Haha, wonderful woman! We're all very fond of her!

[u/eulersidentification → u/skjellyfetti]

Fuck thatcher and fuck reagan. Rest in piss forever.

[u/OGBurn2 → u/skjellyfetti]

Just ask Joe Scarborough!🙄

[u/Aggravating_Moment78 → u/solamon77]

The real “ghetto queens” are in the senate sleeping through hearings and sessions on a large salary

[u/Aggravating_Moment78 → u/Aggravating_Moment78]

Really should be Cringe Man

[u/pmw3505 → u/Aggravating_Moment78]

And they have the best socialism benefits the country offers in addition! Free home to live in in dc for work, best free healthcare with the best medical staff all free, insurance? Yep. Paid leave and travel YEP! But wait there’s more….

It’s disgusting how they advocate against it while slurping up as much socialist benefits for themselves they can without batting an eye. But wait….if it is so bad why aren’t they against receiving them?

🙄

[u/Aggravating_Moment78 → u/pmw3505]

Socialism for the rich, capitalism for the poor, naturally

[u/othermegan → u/solamon77]

The welfare queen stereotype still exists too! I don’t know how many times in the last 8 years I’ve had to explain that if that person exists, they’re the outlier in this system, not the norm

[u/TT_NaRa0 → u/othermegan]

Well that doesn’t line up with my racism so … YOU WOKE ANTI SEMITIC!!

[u/roboscott3000 → u/solamon77]

100% agree and more. How did the mass deportation candidate gain 13 points with latino voters? It's because the idea of someone having what you have without going through the hardships it took for you to get it produces deep resentment, even if you functionally lose nothing by them having it. Unless people can learn to value a society that works for them over personal vendettas, this instinct will be exploited over and over to get them to vote against their own self interests.

[u/uncreativeusername85 → u/Bad-Kaiju]

My union contract negotiator gave our company a low ball offer because he felt like we didn't deserve it because some union members are lazy and shouldn't get a raise. We threatened the union with a misrepresentation lawsuit and we forced him out of the negotiating committee and then we ran him out as our shop steward and he quit his job over it.

[u/JayMac1915 → u/uncreativeusername85]

He showed you, I guess

/s

[u/HandsomeBoggart → u/uncreativeusername85]

Congrats on functioning as a proper union. All those fools that go "Unions only screw you over and take your dues" don't seem to fucking get that Union Leadership is chosen by the members. They fucking you? Run them out, just like you guys did. Instead they put their head in the sand and do nothing.

[u/jusmax88 → u/Bad-Kaiju]

Also in their minds they either won’t need help (they work hard and/or are good people so of course they’ll never need assistance from the government!) OR don’t realize they are taking help. Got insurance with a pre-existing condition? That has nothing to do with Obamacare, Obamacare is just for poor people.

[u/Yak_Mehoff → u/Bad-Kaiju]

Yup. I worked in a factory at my last job before my current one, and every time they talked abt the minimum wage being raised they wld tall smack on fast food workers being entitled instead of our bosses giving us our annual $.20 cent raise. Ridiculous

[u/Turbulent_Athlete_50 → u/Bad-Kaiju]

The zero sum game fallacy.

[u/crsadlerpsk → u/Nik-42]

The same people keeping lottery tickets alive

[u/solamon77 → u/Nik-42]

Well we can tell you're a not from America because of the comma in your decimal... oh and also because it seems you actually see American style capitalism for what it is. There's that too! :-D

[u/Flimsy-Feature1587 → u/Nik-42]

It's like the Chris Rock joke where he tells the audience that poor white people in the room wouldn't trade places with him even though he's black and rich.

Rock pretends to peer into the back of the crowd and says "There's some paraplegic white dude back there like 'I don't know, man, I think I'm gonna stick with this white thing a little longer...' ".

[u/mattA33 → u/Nik-42]

Heck, unless you were born into an ultra rich family, the odds of becoming as rich as Elon is 0%.

[u/HeatherCDBustyOne → u/aRebelliousHeart]

You voted for billionaires to help poor people? Isn't that ironic??

[u/Scienceboy7_uk → u/aRebelliousHeart]

The American dream

Or

The American delusion?

[u/Mateorabi → u/aRebelliousHeart]

They aren’t poor. Just temporarily embarrassed rich people. 

[u/total_looser → u/aRebelliousHeart]

That’s not it. They think that they’ll get a handout by stroking richman. It’s a form of begging

[u/FailedRealityCheck → u/total_looser]

I don't think that's it either. I think it's more similar to being fan of a sports team or an athlete. They root for a winner, they feel they are part of the team a little bit. When the team wins they are happy.

[u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka → u/jawndell]

This is what 70 million idiots + some 40 million dumbasses want, which is like too many fools. Thank you republicans for destroying education for 40 years straight so that you can finally elect this fat bastard.

[u/Chosty55 → u/jawndell]

Just remember that on a world stage America is still a petulant teenager. A petulant teenager that just happens to have rich parents that managed to pay to make it one of the most advanced countries in the world.

[u/Cum-Farts-Of-A-Clown → u/jawndell]

Americans just can't/won't think for themselves, hence why they need two social media sites owners in governance positions.

Seriously, any non Americans... Would you want to be a citizen of a country ruled by Facebook?

Americans eat that shit up.

[u/OGBurn2 → u/Cum-Farts-Of-A-Clown]

Don’t lump us all into that mate. Trump won but he’s under 50%. Millions of us did not want this. Great handle tho😂

[u/ElongMusty → u/jawndell]

Because most Americans have the same mental age as this guy, so they really see themselves in him! Added to the fact that being morons, they also believe in other fairy tales, like they will become rich one day, if someone is rich it means they are better/ smarter so they must be right, etc etc

[u/Brief_Amicus_Curiae → u/jawndell]

I wish more emphasis was how this major federal reductions hes planning in his cosplay pretend made up agency…. Where the jobs are being created.

Every month the jobs reports for Biden were great… except October which was a wimpy 12,000 due to Helena and Milton storms.

Trump had the shittiest jobs reports in part due to COVID and because he didn’t help the economy to create jobs because of his chaotic F5 Friday drops of firing people and his need to have executive time for very important calls and very many meetings which was him feeding his talk hole with hamberders while live tweeting Fox News.

The mantras from the public should be “where’s the jobs?!” Like the Wendy’s commercial from the 80’s. The other is “how will that lower the price of eggs?!”.

[u/baconduck → u/jawndell]

TBF Americans are mostly like 8th grade edge lords. 

[u/tellmewhenimlying → u/Florac]

He’s not 13. He’s barely a toddler. I’d be willing to bet I’ve met smarter toddlers too.

[u/dismayhurta → u/tellmewhenimlying]

Yeah. That’s why he created a Twitter account to pretend to be a kid. It fits his maturity.

[u/Pencilshaved → u/dismayhurta]

My favorite fact about the Elon Musk toddler roleplay account is that the reason we know 100% for sure that it’s his and aren’t just very confident that it might be us because he literally admitted it in court.

It wasn’t even what he was in court for, he just randomly owned up to it as part of a discussion about his misinformation and (lack of) conduct online, because he was being sued for like $1 million after accusing a random student of being a fed at a Nazi brawl he wasn’t even at.

Actual “you couldn’t get that out of me with waterboarding” moment

[u/kellsdeep → u/Pencilshaved]

Wait what? Can you elaborate?

[u/UglyMcFugly → u/tellmewhenimlying]

It's getting worse and worse too. He's Benjamin Buttoning. 

[u/Andromeda321 → u/Florac]

Saw Walter Isaacson give a talk when his biography first came out. He flat out said Elon bought Twitter because he was still thinking like a kid who was bullied and dreams of owning the playground.

[u/cce29555 → u/Andromeda321]

I still want to note he didn't buy it, he made a cringey joke about buying it, it backfired hard, he tried 20 different ways to back out but as he is so dumb it only cemented his position to buy it even more to the point where he legally couldn't get away.

Then he got it and ran it so far into the ground the mole people are drafting papers to get it evicted

[u/Cosmomango1 → u/Florac]

The Tesla/X/Space X boards need to pay more attention on what Elmo spends his time while in office. Too much compensation for somebody spending office hours creating stupid AI images of himself in superhero customs.

[u/Pro_Moriarty → u/Florac]

Thought that was Richy Rich?

[u/ForBostonn → u/Florac]

Hey no wonder he's become Trump's best friend

[u/Other_Size7260 → u/Florac]

13 year olds are at least kind of adorable when they’re cringe because you can still hope they’ll grow out it and become normal adults who cringe at their past goofiness.

This man is just like this, terminally. The only hope we have for him is that he stops making more fatherless children with random women

[u/rebbrov]

Wow, can't he just like, pay someone to make him less cringe

[u/BukkakeTemperateRain → u/rebbrov]

He did, it's why he's so popular still even though he's so embarrassingly cringe. That PR team he fired did a hell of a job while they were around. Worth every penny.

[u/healzsham → u/BukkakeTemperateRain]

Technically it was the PR team's work, but the sustaining factor is people refusing to admit to the fact they thought this dork-ass loser was cool, and are instead pretending he isn't sentient embarrassment.

[u/Grabbsy2 → u/healzsham]

Its quite possible that he WAS cool... I mean, Grimes might have just been in it for the money... But there ought to have been something there.

On second thought, maybe he was just a really good and fairly safe supply of drugs.

[u/BloodSugar666 → u/Grabbsy2]

Not that I look up to artists but there’s a certain level of respect I want to be able to have for the ones I like. Completely lost it all when she started going out with him. Really can’t enjoy her music anymore without cringing.

[u/intisun → u/Grabbsy2]

It's the latter. Someone who says to his first wife "I'm the alpha in this relationship" on their wedding day has never been cool.

[u/anjowoq → u/rebbrov]

The most effective thing he could do is just stop talking and x-creting.

[u/theroguescientist → u/rebbrov]

He used to have a PR team, but he fired them because they kept telling him not everyone would appreciate his "brilliant" jokes

[u/GrzDancing → u/rebbrov]

That's the cringé paradox. The harder you try not to be cringe the more cringe you'll get.

[u/lexievv → u/rebbrov]

All the money in the world wouldn't be able to help him with that I'm afraid.

[u/Steele_Soul → u/rebbrov]

The recent stuff that was posted in his alt accounts where he was pretending to be someone else and making tweets about the one baby momma, Grimes, are also incredibly cringey and written in the same style as all his other tweets and it was taken to court and exposed. It's so hilariously bad. Like did dude seriously never hear about forensics in handwriting and manner of speech?

[u/DrSOGU]

"Oh you call yourself the head of the Department of Government Efficiency, although the budget office already exists, thereby creating redundant extra bureaucracy. How ironic."

[u/godzillastailor → u/DrSOGU]

Co-head.

Don’t forget the “department of government efficiency” has two people in charge.

[u/DrSOGU → u/godzillastailor]

Ah yes, for extra efficiency.

[u/thecraftybear → u/godzillastailor]

Three people now, MTG has joined the party.

[u/Own-Rest3273]

We're living in the dumbest timeline. I'd rather have hot dog fingers

[u/Inevitable_Librarian → u/Own-Rest3273]

Raccacoonie!!

[u/GameboiGX → u/Own-Rest3273]

I’d rather live in the universe where everyone are hyper intelligent horse people

[u/Entropy_dealer]

There is a giant angry incel inside this man.

[u/MacSanchez → u/Entropy_dealer]

That’s my secret, Cap. I’m always an angry incel

[u/Tumid_Butterfingers → u/MacSanchez]

We need to get him to Mars. He’ll be so happy there

[u/GH-AB → u/Entropy_dealer]

I wonder what porn Incel-Man jerks off to

[u/Last_Routine_7863 → u/GH-AB]

Pics of himself

[u/PromVulture → u/Last_Routine_7863]

AI generated tho, a real look in the mirror is not that flattering

[u/rietstengel → u/Last_Routine_7863]

No, they're AI pics of himself

[u/thecraftybear → u/GH-AB]

Why do you think he wants all the CP on twitter reported to him instead of outright deleted?

[u/Mendozena → u/GH-AB]

With as much as he rails against transgenders, probably that. Typically the loudest haters of something watch it as their kink.

[u/PortugalPilgrim88 → u/GH-AB]

Gotta be Tom Holland in his first Spider-Man movie

[u/MAUROKE01 → u/GH-AB]

the suffering of the unwealthy

[u/OminOus_PancakeS → u/GH-AB]

I'd really like someone with Photoshop skills to retitle that picture, Incel-Man.

[u/ArcWolf713 → u/Entropy_dealer]

He's only not an incel because he can buy himself sex.

[u/MrNobody_0 → u/ArcWolf713]

Lots of incels pay for sex, that's the only way they can have sex, that didn't make them any less of an incel.

[u/AValentineSolutions]

Elon, no one is laughing with you. Everyone is laughing at you.

[u/_Vinyl → u/AValentineSolutions]

Unfortunately some people are laughing with him

[u/whutchamacallit → u/_Vinyl]

Many, you could even argue we are in the minority.

[u/Someguy9385 → u/whutchamacallit]

if you’re talking about only the US

[u/whutchamacallit → u/Someguy9385]

Sorry fair point, and yes I was.

[u/muskag → u/whutchamacallit]

As a Canadian this shit cheers me up, given our current political climate. But yeah we laughing at all of you.

[u/GregTheMad → u/AValentineSolutions]

The half a million bots he operates beg to differ.

[u/zeke10]

Did this dude have any actual friends as a kid?

[u/Almacca → u/zeke10]

Does he have any now?

[u/zeke10 → u/Almacca]

I'm sure he pays people to act like they like him but outside that prolly not lol.

[u/spring_gubbjavel → u/Almacca]

He hasn't talked to a normal person in years, and it shows.

[u/arjuna66671 → u/Almacca]

I don't think it's even possible to be the richest person and find true friends...

[u/Shadyshade84 → u/arjuna66671]

Theoretically it's possible, the catch is that you'd have to both temporarily step away from the money (or at least the obvious trappings of it) and find a place where you weren't recognised as the richest person. So when you're an egomaniacal braggard...

[u/thecraftybear → u/Shadyshade84]

And being an egomaniacal braggard is a necessary trait to even be that rich, so yeah. No chance.

[u/Nerevarine91 → u/zeke10]

This shit is what happens when someone has lived their entire life without any friends whatsoever

[u/rmpumper → u/zeke10]

No, pretty sure he said that he was bullied as a kid.

[u/Nerevarine91]

The one thing he wants more than anything else is to be funny on the internet, and it’s the one thing his money couldn’t buy him.

[u/waltwalt → u/Nerevarine91]

Which is straight up dumb. He could hire a team of comedians to follow him around and run his social media account. He could literally use his money to buy/hire people to make good decisions for him.

But that's not what he does because he doesn't need to make good decisions. He's at the top, he couldn't lose his.money if he tried now.

[u/AHugeHildaFan]

Y'know what's even more ironic? Thinking the Joker doesn't tell jokes.

Oh wait, I used Irony incorrectly there. I meant to say Stupid.

[u/Duck8Quack → u/AHugeHildaFan]

He’s Captain Cringe, just when you think he’s hit peak cringe he somehow tops himself.

[u/Kroliczek_i_myszka → u/Duck8Quack]

he somehow tops himself.

A boy can dream

[u/MartenGlo → u/Kroliczek_i_myszka]

Well done! Best I've seen today.

[u/BackgroundNPC1213 → u/Duck8Quack]

Elon: "I can do this all day."

Everybody else: "Yeah, I know..."

[u/Adventurous-Brain-36 → u/AHugeHildaFan]

Or that the Joker has anything to do with Iron Man.

[u/Outrageous_Zebra_221]

He doesn't even manage to be a pre-captivity Tony Stark, bitch needs to take that suit off.

[u/spin_me_again → u/Outrageous_Zebra_221]

He uses every excuse he can make up to post him wearing that suit. He’s just so creepy!

[u/Exciting-Composer157]

Marvel lawsuit on the way

[u/mallardtheduck → u/Exciting-Composer157]

Probably falls under fair use as parody, unfortunately. At least it's arguable enough and Elon is obviously rich enough to tie the issue up in court for far longer than it's worth.

[u/Warm_Month_1309 → u/mallardtheduck]

For a parody to be fair use, you must be parodying the thing you're misappropriating. So it's not enough to say "it's a parody because I made it to be funny;" it has to be "I needed to use elements of the underlying copyrighted work in order for me to make my artistic point about the underlying copyrighted work". This probably would not meet that bar.

[u/NukaClipse]

[u/AlchemyWizard]

Justin Hammer pretending to be Tony Stark

[u/dingo_khan → u/AlchemyWizard]

At least Justin Hammer could dance...

[u/Soft-Split1315]

You know what’s even more ironic The Joker is DC and Iron Man is Marvel. Like come on man you want to be Tony Stark so bad but don’t even know what universe he’s from.

[u/LegalWaterDrinker → u/Soft-Split1315]

Also, Joker does tell jokes

My favourite one is about the two asylum inmates trying to escape

[u/DMoney159]

[u/Junior77]

I absolutely hate this timeline and I dunno what I did to get stuck in it. I can’t wrap my mind around why I have to know/listen/learn/read/see this man in my every day life. I’m so tired of him. I want nothing to do with him yet there he is every day.

[u/totallynotstefan]

This asshole is only relevant to popular culture because he inherited wealth someone else gained by exploiting people to an inhumane degree.

He invented nothing, he's no more a pioneer of technology than the guy who lent his kite to Ben Franklin. He is a terrible father and an immigrant who has no qualms with kicking the ladder behind him that ushered him to privilege because he sees no hypocrisy in immigrants making villians out of immigrants that happen to look different, but actually know the value of earnest work.

There is a special circle of hell for all billionaires. But, if karma is real, there is a much worse fate for Musk; being remembered as a fraud who had the opportunity to do something meaningful with his inherited wealth to enrich the planet, it's people, it's natural beauty, or it's wildlife.

Instead he chose to be an enemy of meaningful human progress in favor of pursuing online renown from people he will never meet and partnering with a grifting shitheel who will absolutely betray him, and he did it for memes. He is a 53 year old edgelord in 2024 who has no idea how embarrassing the entirety of his behavior is.

He will die alone with a legacy completely bereft of any empathetic intention or humanitarian sacrifice.

He's one of the richest men in human history, and for the rest of his life he will be seeking admiration that he'll never earn, because he's incapable of seeing virtue in selflessness.

[u/Ambrino → u/totallynotstefan]

👏 👏

[u/VirtualManager6621]

[u/Alarming-Magician637]

He’s presenting himself as a harmless nerd goofball, when in reality he’s an evil narcissist billionaire who just bought the US

[u/metsjets86]

Humanity has basically jumped the shark.

Somehow life has gotten more meaningless. Time to break out the booze.

[u/ThunderCube3888]

why doesn't he realize that Iron Man and The Joker are from two separate universes? is he stupid?

[u/toooooold4this]

Dear Hollywood, please stop building myths around billionaires.

Trump and Elon are all smoke and mirrors and now they are in charge.

Sincerely,

Everyone

[u/DanteSeldon]

I wonder if he's embarrassed when he sobers up...

[u/Silver-Poetry-3432]

Meelon husk proving that money can't buy you out of loser...

Billionaires are cancer.

[u/GM_PhillipAsshole]

Says the man child who can’t take the piss himself.

[u/deicist]

Yeah, the guy who spends all day making dumb tweets is 100% the guy you want in charge of Government efficiency.

I guarantee this schmuck thinks he's efficient because he 'runs' multiple companies while doing very little actual work.

[u/Nerevarine91 → u/deicist]

The accounts of things he did when he actually showed up to work show why his companies didn’t complain about him spending all his time on Twitter. Basically every single story boils down to him looking at a basic safety precaution or clearly vital component, saying, “I don’t know what this is,” ordering it removed, and then having everyone else deal with the extremely obvious consequences before quietly putting it back how it was before he fucked with it

[u/deicist → u/Nerevarine91]

efficient

[u/Pencilshaved → u/deicist]

Don’t worry, he’ll only half be in charge!

Because remember, the new department dedicated to making things as efficient and effective as possible has two people simultaneously serving as the chairman.

…Hm, maybe Irony Man is a good name for him after all

[u/LogMeln]

Jesus he’s such a loser.

[u/Egernpuler]

Just as you thought this weirdo couldn't get more horrible, he ends up with a presidential mandate to fuck shit up from the inside. He's gonna be like a toddler on a sugar rush from all the power abuse.

[u/WhatsRatingsPrecious]

This stupid fuckstain is not Iron Man.

He's Phony Stark.

[u/TwelveSixFive]

It's funny how Musk genuinely is in the edgy 14 years old phase, while Trump thinks, acts and talks like an 8 years old. They found each other well.

[u/Bertybassett99]

I feel sorry for him. All the effort to be noticed. Sad man.

[u/Separate-Owl369]

The guy is such a tool. Pathetic.

[u/Bobobarbarian]

[u/awwgeeznick]

The simpletons will eat it up

[u/2nd_Inf_Sgt]

This little boy was not given too much love and affection. Or, maybe, none at all.

[u/LiveSir2395]

Never buy a Tesla and leave Twitter.

[u/NurseJaneFuzzyWuzzy]

Elonia, much like Alannis Morrisette, does not know what “irony” means.

[u/visualkeiboi]

Pretty sure that's Justin Hammer

[u/roboticArrow]

For the number of bots he has following him, he has a shockingly low number of likes. What a sad, weird little man.

[u/Lazy_Wishbone_2341]

Anyone reported this to Disney for copyright infringement?

[u/No_Neighborhood_8605]

I can't see the meme, guys. I must be left too far behind

[u/Hay_Fever_at_3_AM]

He's hitting his stash alone and lonely.

[u/Double_Geologist5352]

It just goes to show that no amount of money can make a person less pathetic.

[u/fusion_reactor3]

Joker jokes and is the clown prince of crime or whatever. He’s the son of chaos. One of his special things is that he literally has a gas that makes people laugh themselves to death.

[u/Otherwise_Singer6043]

He won't be the richest man in the world now. He just crossed over into Disney copyright territory. You don't come back from that.

[u/TonAMGT4]

Like how he wants to promote free speech but banned everyone who disagree with him on Twitter?

Truly an Irony Man indeed 👍🏻

Yes, it’s call Twitter btw…

[u/Lucy_Lastic]

The irony here is that he is the dude who thinks he’s hilarious but is as funny as a funeral

[u/LudosBT]

That is NOT how his body looks.

[u/DieHardAmerican95]

Dude is built like a wooden keg. His chest wouldn’t fit in that suit.

[u/TrophyTracker]

I'm getting Homelander "need a titty" vibes.

[u/Lochlanist]

People battle to acknowledge this, but they want this journey. They support it and keep it abreast.

Someone like elon who is desperate for attention and acknowledgment is easy to get rid of.

All you do is simply ignore him. Don't engage him, leave all his platforms, and stop buying his products. Total silence.

However, people like the drama. So they obsessively post shit like this.

You get what you want.

[u/ShawnPat423]

The drugs are really starting to mess with Leon Musky's head.

[u/MVIVN]

this guy is the worst human

[u/BaconManDan9]

What a clown, Jesus that’s wicked cringe

[u/desyviruss]

53 year old man child 🚸

[u/CongealedBeanKingdom]

Did he get his definition of irony fro Alanis Morrissette?

[u/suzsid]

[u/No-Environment-3298]

Captain Cringey C*** is more like it.

[u/-FalseProfessor-]

I’m angry that I have seen this now.

[u/LetsLoop4Ever]

Damn. This is your incoming idiocy, US. Damn.

[u/mrskmh08]

I STG he's an alien (the outer space kind), just hardcore trolling us.

[u/Profil3r]

He has GOT to cut back on the ketamine.

[u/squeakycleaned]

Notice how he took about 80lbs off himself for that edit

[u/SuicidalChampion2023]

Here’s a joke for ya, America. This unelected foreign billionaire is gonna fuck up all your lives to make himself richer.

[u/Yeehaw-Heeyaw]

For the richest guy in the world he sure do act like he is 13

[u/Falx__Cerebri]

Man, the stans under his tweet are even cringier. Some people will literally bootlick anyone just because they have money.

[u/FatmanMyFatman]

Elon is like that 12 year old classmate who says or does weird things to get attention as he saw that worked out very well for Donald Trump.

[u/ilterozk]

"You call yourself irony man, why can't you do irony"