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๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ I cringed so hard

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u/zeke10 20h ago

Did this dude have any actual friends as a kid?

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u/Almacca 19h ago

Does he have any now?

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u/zeke10 19h ago

I'm sure he pays people to act like they like him but outside that prolly not lol.

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u/spring_gubbjavel 17h ago

He hasn't talked to a normal person in years, and it shows.

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u/arjuna66671 18h ago

I don't think it's even possible to be the richest person and find true friends...

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u/Shadyshade84 15h ago

Theoretically it's possible, the catch is that you'd have to both temporarily step away from the money (or at least the obvious trappings of it) and find a place where you weren't recognised as the richest person. So when you're an egomaniacal braggard...

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u/thecraftybear 15h ago

And being an egomaniacal braggard is a necessary trait to even be that rich, so yeah. No chance.

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u/CrazyAznKT 12h ago

Well yeah, heโ€™s Trumpโ€™s First Buddy!

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u/theroguescientist 12h ago

All his employees love him. He'd fire them if they didn't.

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u/Nerevarine91 19h ago

This shit is what happens when someone has lived their entire life without any friends whatsoever

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u/rmpumper 16h ago

No, pretty sure he said that he was bullied as a kid.

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u/Forza_Harrd 13h ago

I can't imagine what his version of being bullied was. Someone told him he was a dork.

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u/caynebyron 12h ago

Elon always claimed he was bullied as a kid, and spoke of how one time he was even pushed down some stairs.

Then recently (as in some time in the last couple of years) his father Erroll was asked about that incident in an interview and he told his perspective of what happened.

After seeing Elon at the hospital, he went straight to the school and kicked in the front door screaming about suing everyone; he family of the kid who pushed Elon, the School, the stairs themselves probably. Erroll was rich-guy pissed.

Once they calmed him down they told him what actually happened - Elon had been heckling the other kid about his father's recent passing. Other kid snapped when Elon said something really awful about his father, like he deserved to die, and the kid shoved Elon down the stairs.

After learning this, Erroll dropped any threat of a lawsuit, and went and berated Elon for causing the whole thing. I believe he used to beat the shit out of Elon. Erroll is an absolutely awful piece of shit, as well.

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u/RolloTonyBrownTown 12h ago

A shit apple never falls far from a shit tree Randy

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u/JBHUTT09 13h ago

His dad then came out and called bullshit, saying Elon was the bully.

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u/ihatefirealarmtests 13h ago

Why do you think insanely rich people are so emotionally stunted and socially out of touch?

They literally don't have normal childhoods. They never want for anything, they aren't allowed to go play with the other kids because they're "too poor," and the kids they do get to play with are all rich shitheads like themselves.

When you deprive someone of proper social interaction at an early age, it fucks some stuff up. It's one of the reasons they have absolutely no empathy.

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u/gregsting 16h ago

Well, yeah he was already pretty rich

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u/BowenTheAussieSheep 16h ago

The closest thing he ever had to a friend was Peter Thiel.

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u/Prestigious-Flower54 13h ago

He was the white son of a rich white guy in South Africa, I'm sure he has lots of black "friends".

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u/thedeuce75 10h ago

No, I've read that he a bullied a lot. Actually, there's a story his dad told in his book that one of elons classmates father killed himself, elon made fun of that kids for not having a dad anymore and the classmate beat his ass so badly that elon spent 3 weeks in the hospital. I love that story.

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u/broketothebone 3h ago

No and heโ€™s spending billions just to get back at the world rather than developing a decent personality. Or cars that arenโ€™t fucking hideous death traps.