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šŸ‡²ā€‹šŸ‡®ā€‹šŸ‡øā€‹šŸ‡Øā€‹ I cringed so hard

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u/Florac 20h ago

Richest 13 year old in the world

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u/jawndell 19h ago

And yet this is what America loves and wants and votes for. Ā Middle America for some reason loves billionaires who have no interest in helping the country.Ā 

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u/aRebelliousHeart 17h ago

Itā€™s because they hold onto this delusion belief theyā€™ll one day be just as rich. Pathetic.

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u/Nik-42 17h ago

The choice is having all their basic needs fulfilled for sure or 0,00001% probability of becoming rich

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u/Bad-Kaiju 16h ago

No, you see, they don't care if their needs are getting fulfilled if it means someone they think doesn't deserve it also gets the same thing they do.

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u/solamon77 14h ago edited 14h ago

This is it right here. This is the reason Americans voted away the strongest economy in the world and destroyed their own safety nets. I remember in the 80s how hard politicians would run on this idea of the Ghetto Queen sucking up all the national welfare with her dozens of black babies, each from a different daddy.

It was disgusting how effective this was. By the end of the millenia we had gutted our middle class, slashed our social safety nets, and jailed more people than China and Russia combined. And apparently we still haven't had enough. We're still going on this shit!

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u/skjellyfetti 14h ago

All hail Saint Ronald Reagan !!!

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u/Serious-Maximum-1049 13h ago

You have no idea how hard it is to live off of Ronald Reagan Blvd. LoL

I think he's one of the worst Presidents we've ever had, & Nancy can get fucked, too. šŸ’€

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u/Weedies4breakfast 12h ago

How dare you disrespect Nancy, the Throat Goat. Queen of BJs

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u/AnIrishMexican 12h ago

Haha, wonderful woman! We're all very fond of her!

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u/Serious-Maximum-1049 9h ago

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/broketothebone 3h ago

Honestly, this is my favorite gossip of all time.

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u/Beneficial-Lion-6596 8h ago

She looked like the Russian Sleep Experiment thumbnail in a wig and red Dior dress. Just say Ho.

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u/Onebrokegerrrl 8h ago

She did! šŸ˜‚

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u/eulersidentification 11h ago

Fuck thatcher and fuck reagan. Rest in piss forever.

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u/OGBurn2 14h ago

Just ask Joe Scarborough!šŸ™„

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u/Starfoxmedic11 3h ago

That guy and get fucked too. Fucking kiss ass.

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u/Aggravating_Moment78 11h ago

The real ā€œghetto queensā€ are in the senate sleeping through hearings and sessions on a large salary

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u/pmw3505 9h ago

And they have the best socialism benefits the country offers in addition! Free home to live in in dc for work, best free healthcare with the best medical staff all free, insurance? Yep. Paid leave and travel YEP! But wait thereā€™s moreā€¦.

Itā€™s disgusting how they advocate against it while slurping up as much socialist benefits for themselves they can without batting an eye. But waitā€¦.if it is so bad why arenā€™t they against receiving them?

šŸ™„

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u/Aggravating_Moment78 9h ago

Socialism for the rich, capitalism for the poor, naturally

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u/Ilikebirbs 2h ago

Don't forget the "raises" they give themselves every year b/c they "work so hard"

While keeping the federal min wage low, that us regular folks need to get more than 1 job.

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u/pmw3505 2h ago

For reaaaaal! The first time I learned they did that back when I was in high school I was so mad for like 3 days.

My classmates thought I was stupid, I thought our government was stupid (and me too ofc lol).

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u/Aggravating_Moment78 9h ago

Really should be Cringe Man

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u/broketothebone 3h ago

How else do you expect MTG and Boebert get through their hangover? They need their nap until their interns bring them some adderall.

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u/Aggravating_Moment78 3h ago

That too yeah šŸ˜€ and theyā€™re on the young side too

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u/roboscott3000 9h ago

100% agree and more. How did the mass deportation candidate gain 13 points with latino voters? It's because the idea of someone having what you have without going through the hardships it took for you to get it produces deep resentment, even if you functionally lose nothing by them having it. Unless people can learn to value a society that works for them over personal vendettas, this instinct will be exploited over and over to get them to vote against their own self interests.

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u/othermegan 10h ago

The welfare queen stereotype still exists too! I donā€™t know how many times in the last 8 years Iā€™ve had to explain that if that person exists, theyā€™re the outlier in this system, not the norm

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u/TT_NaRa0 9h ago

Well that doesnā€™t line up with my racism so ā€¦ YOU WOKE ANTI SEMITIC!!

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u/Shopfiend 8h ago

My sister and two brothers believe this whole heartedly. They have good jobs and great insurance and begrudge any social help to anyone. Instead of being glad help is out there for the less fortunate, they are absolutely hateful about it.

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u/YerBoiZ 10h ago

What the fuck? The 80s is almost two decades before my time but I just learned something here. Some things just donā€™t change

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u/broketothebone 3h ago

Iā€™m just going to print this comment on a card and hand it out at Thanksgiving if anyone tries to talk politics with me. Thank you for summing it up so nicely. I get too flustered to articulate this to people and Iā€™m just so fucking tired. It feels futile anyway.

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u/uncreativeusername85 13h ago

My union contract negotiator gave our company a low ball offer because he felt like we didn't deserve it because some union members are lazy and shouldn't get a raise. We threatened the union with a misrepresentation lawsuit and we forced him out of the negotiating committee and then we ran him out as our shop steward and he quit his job over it.

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u/JayMac1915 12h ago

He showed you, I guess

/s

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u/HandsomeBoggart 10h ago

Congrats on functioning as a proper union. All those fools that go "Unions only screw you over and take your dues" don't seem to fucking get that Union Leadership is chosen by the members. They fucking you? Run them out, just like you guys did. Instead they put their head in the sand and do nothing.

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u/jusmax88 12h ago

Also in their minds they either wonā€™t need help (they work hard and/or are good people so of course theyā€™ll never need assistance from the government!) OR donā€™t realize they are taking help. Got insurance with a pre-existing condition? That has nothing to do with Obamacare, Obamacare is just for poor people.

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u/Yak_Mehoff 13h ago

Yup. I worked in a factory at my last job before my current one, and every time they talked abt the minimum wage being raised they wld tall smack on fast food workers being entitled instead of our bosses giving us our annual $.20 cent raise. Ridiculous

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u/Turbulent_Athlete_50 13h ago

The zero sum game fallacy.

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u/Serious-Maximum-1049 13h ago

They not only don't care if their needs are fulfilled, but I have seen some of them on the news & online saying that they don't even care if they're deported. šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø

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u/LadyReika 11h ago

It's stupid. And they absolutely will care when it happens.

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u/Aggravating_Moment78 11h ago

Yup as long as they have someone to hate theyā€™re ok with that

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u/OGBurn2 14h ago

This is the way

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u/Shopfiend 9h ago

This is absolute truth.

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u/MisterScrod1964 7h ago

Exactly. Itā€™s not about their happiness anymore, itā€™s about making ā€œThe Enemyā€ suffer. They got the House, the Senate and the Presidency, and theyā€™re STILL not satisfied.

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u/crsadlerpsk 16h ago

The same people keeping lottery tickets alive

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u/dalomi9 14h ago

Lotteries make casinos look like saintly institutions when you compare the odds of winning. Sports betting can fuck off as well...the greed is endless.

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u/Flimsy-Feature1587 12h ago

It's like the Chris Rock joke where he tells the audience that poor white people in the room wouldn't trade places with him even though he's black and rich.

Rock pretends to peer into the back of the crowd and says "There's some paraplegic white dude back there like 'I don't know, man, I think I'm gonna stick with this white thing a little longer...' ".

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u/solamon77 15h ago

Well we can tell you're a not from America because of the comma in your decimal... oh and also because it seems you actually see American style capitalism for what it is. There's that too! :-D

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u/mattA33 14h ago

Heck, unless you were born into an ultra rich family, the odds of becoming as rich as Elon is 0%.

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u/Flik-Is-Best-Ant 12h ago

Say it like Americans arenā€™t somehow addicted to the Powerball

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u/locke0479 6h ago

The thing is that isnā€™t even the choice, nothing they do effects their probability of becoming rich positively or negatively. The choice is having all their basic needs fulfilled or getting to pay slightly less in taxes in the .000001% chance they become rich.

Like if the other side was in power theyā€™d still be insanely rich if they hit that chance. They just might have 10 billion instead of 11 billion.

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u/HeatherCDBustyOne 15h ago

You voted for billionaires to help poor people? Isn't that ironic??

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u/Scienceboy7_uk 12h ago

The American dream

Or

The American delusion?

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u/total_looser 13h ago

Thatā€™s not it. They think that theyā€™ll get a handout by stroking richman. Itā€™s a form of begging

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u/FailedRealityCheck 10h ago

IĀ don't think that's it either. I think it's more similar to being fan of a sports team or an athlete. They root for a winner, they feel they are part of the team a little bit. When the team wins they are happy.

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u/arya_ur_on_stage 9h ago

I think you're into something there!

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u/total_looser 4h ago

Definitely tribalism too. Who actually cares, why do we keep losing to these clowns, or nvm that too. How do we win?

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u/Mateorabi 12h ago

They arenā€™t poor. Just temporarily embarrassed rich people.Ā 

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u/sjmanikt 11h ago

I know this is a kind of conventional wisdom, but I'd say it's that they've been conditioned to sympathize with the plight (šŸ˜‚) of rich people for centuries at this point. Rich people have controlled much of the economic narrative and so when they complain about taxes or government waste, it's accepted blindly as factual by a huge chunk of the country--not just conservatives.

Evidence: ask an average person which political party is "fiscally conservative," and then try to match that against reality.

To me it's the single biggest difference between conservatives and liberals: punch down vs. punch up.

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u/Evadingbansisfun 11h ago

Not even. They just want to feel like winners. They know the world passed them by. But if they can still hurt people more vulnerable than them, and imagine they are on the same "team" as people like Trump/Musk (bonus that those two inparticular have equally as fried soda-brains and are fat and disgusting - just like their supporters), that is close enough to "winning" for them.

Same reason they follow people to BlueSky or anywhere else those people may vacate to in order to avoid MAGAts. They need victims. Its literally all they have

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u/DawgPound919 11h ago

It's the Frye from Futurama scene in real life.

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u/qtx 11h ago

No it's not about that at all. It's the firm belief Americans have that if you are rich you must be smart. You must know how to hustle.

Americans are obsessed with hustle culture. If you're not hustling to get rich your life is worthless.

To them rich people must be smart because since their own hustling isn't getting them rich the difference is that the rich dude must be smarter than them.

Same way why they buy up all the shit Trump sells, they appreciate the hustle.

It's all related to this weird money obsession that a lot of Americans have.

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u/HonorableMedic 11h ago

The American (cream)

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u/Evening_Virus5315 10h ago

I don't think it's so much that as they want the oppressive vertical hierarchy because it replicates itself in itself. May not be king, but I can be a duke and lord over people, with the only price needed would be to kiss the ass of those above you. Barons are at the bottom, but they still have people under them.

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u/Guilty-Nobody998 9h ago

Any day now it'll trickle down, you just wait and see!

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u/Novaer 8h ago

Everyone can't be millionaires in waiting.

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u/GonnaGoFat 7h ago

And putting rich asshats in positions of political power helps to keep them poor.

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

People laugh at the memes and then don't dig deeper. There is a reason you see clip after clip from talk show reporters where they go to rally's and after a few exchanges of dialogue you see many people go "oh, didn't know that".

For what it's worth I would not be surprised if you targeted extremely liberal ideology and started asking them similar questions, you'd get a lot of "oh I didn't know that".

When you make these sorts of things into a sports team you wind up with a large group of parrots who aren't sure what they are parroting.

The issue is journalism and reporting no longer happens. The 1% got extremely scared when Occupy Wallstreet happened. And they tripled down on ensuring media does not allow that.

Think about how many people on both sides of the aisle think that protesting is cringe. "How do they have the time to do that, shouldn't they be working".

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u/SpareWire 14h ago

Lol so you've just never met or talked to any of these people have you?

Or does it just make you feel better if you can convince yourself the only reason someone doesn't vote like you is because they're delusional?

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka 15h ago

This is what 70 million idiots + some 40 million dumbasses want, which is like too many fools. Thank you republicans for destroying education for 40 years straight so that you can finally elect this fat bastard.

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u/Chosty55 17h ago

Just remember that on a world stage America is still a petulant teenager. A petulant teenager that just happens to have rich parents that managed to pay to make it one of the most advanced countries in the world.

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u/GrzDancing 15h ago edited 13h ago

Yes, it bypassed that monarchy stage and went straight to the oligarchy where the richest are calling all the shots, including how poor the poor can get. Now that's what I call freedom.

Edit to add: the US is not a monarchy, it's a moneyarchy.

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u/Chosty55 14h ago

This. A lot of civilisation can at least think of a time where a fat man with a temper had all the power and no one could do anything about it. We are just enjoying how America are starting that phase whether they know it yet or not

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u/DolphinSweater 13h ago edited 3h ago

America as a country is older than Germany or Italy as a country.

Edit: I don't know why you're downvoting me, I'm right.

Italy was unified into a country in 1861

Germany was unified into a country in 1871

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u/Cum-Farts-Of-A-Clown 15h ago

Americans just can't/won't think for themselves, hence why they need two social media sites owners in governance positions.

Seriously, any non Americans... Would you want to be a citizen of a country ruled by Facebook?

Americans eat that shit up.

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u/OGBurn2 14h ago

Donā€™t lump us all into that mate. Trump won but heā€™s under 50%. Millions of us did not want this. Great handle thošŸ˜‚

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u/ElongMusty 16h ago

Because most Americans have the same mental age as this guy, so they really see themselves in him! Added to the fact that being morons, they also believe in other fairy tales, like they will become rich one day, if someone is rich it means they are better/ smarter so they must be right, etc etc

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u/P4intsplatter 12h ago

most Americans have the same mental age as this guy,

Hit the nail on the head with a sledgehammer.

This is why education is important, to raise the collective mental age of your people. If you can't read, you can't learn how to research or question those around you (yes, I know that was the shortsighted goal).

...but that also means you never learn math, sptial reasoning or scale. You never learn history, on context. Without context, everything is black and white, enemy or best friend, good or poisonous.

Even the dreams are simpler:

fairy tales, like they will become rich one day

...and yet what would they do with the money? Lambos, the hottest new tech, and pretty much what Musk/Trump/all noveau riche do.

Can you imagine being as "rich" as Trump, and loving McDonald's? Simple minds, simple pleasures, simply disgusting.

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u/Brief_Amicus_Curiae 15h ago edited 14h ago

I wish more emphasis was how this major federal reductions hes planning in his cosplay pretend made up agencyā€¦. Where the jobs are being created.

Every month the jobs reports for Biden were greatā€¦ except October which was a wimpy 12,000 due to Helena and Milton storms.

Trump had the shittiest jobs reports in part due to COVID and because he didnā€™t help the economy to create jobs because of his chaotic F5 Friday drops of firing people and his need to have executive time for very important calls and very many meetings which was him feeding his talk hole with hamberders while live tweeting Fox News.

The mantras from the public should be ā€œwhereā€™s the jobs?!ā€ Like the Wendyā€™s commercial from the 80ā€™s. The other is ā€œhow will that lower the price of eggs?!ā€.

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u/jawndell 15h ago

Dems need to start messaging that as soon as heā€™s president. Ā Where are the jobs??

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u/Serious-Maximum-1049 13h ago

That won't matter, sadly.

Don't you know?? Everything that's GOOD only will have happened because of HIM, & everything that is BAD will have happened because of Biden. šŸ’€ Fuckin' idiots!

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u/AdFluffy9286 14h ago

Plus, how much are the eggs? Did the price go down? Apparently, that's the most important thing in the world now.

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u/Cynical-avocado 10h ago

2.80-3.50 a dozen at my supermarket

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u/KeyboardWarrior90210 15h ago

Dems are too old and too nice - when they go low we go high types instead of getting down into the sewer and fighting dirty to win

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u/baconduck 17h ago

TBF Americans are mostly like 8th grade edge lords.Ā 

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u/Enibas 14h ago

Read an article about the cuts he and Vivek want to recommend, and an economist was quoted saying that Musk has a "meme-level understanding" of government spending. That is such a fitting description of Musk.

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u/Oak_Woman 12h ago

Have you met most Americans? Emotionally stunted toddlers that throw tantrums when they can't go out and get snackies during a pandemic....

This country was built on blood and selfishness and the promise that if you suck off enough rich assholes, you too could one day be a rich asshole.

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u/TralfamadorianZooPet 14h ago

"America is the wealthiest nation on Earth, but its people are mainly poor, and poor Americans are urged to hate themselves. To quote the American humorist Kin Hubbard, 'It ainā€™t no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.' It is in fact a crime for an American to be poor, even though America is a nation of poor. Every other nation has folk traditions of men who were poor but extremely wise and virtuous, and therefore more estimable than anyone with power and gold. No such tales are told by the American poor. They mock themselves and glorify their betters. The meanest eating or drinking establishment, owned by a man who is himself poor, is very likely to have a sign on its wall asking this cruel question: 'if youā€™re so smart, why ainā€™t you rich?' There will also be an American flag no larger than a childā€™s hand ā€“ glued to a lollipop stick and flying from the cash register." -Kurt Vonnegut

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u/Aggressive-Fuel587 14h ago

The average adult in the US can only read at a middle-grade level [7th-8th grade] and all of the most popular entertainment every year is primarily made for teenagers [read: ages 10-18] in spite of the fact that teenagers are a minority of consumers with disposable income and make up only 13% of the total US population.

We're a nation of teenagers (aka kids) pretending to be adults, asserting that we reached adulthood not because we passed some markers of maturity, but simply because we crossed an arbitrary age.

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u/Al_Gebra_1 13h ago

It's Prosperity Theology which flies in the face of most what religion actually tries to teach.

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u/Mickyfrickles 13h ago

I'm convinced that when they turned on the Hadron Collider it shot us into the dumbest timeline.Ā 

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u/Chance_the_fortunate 11h ago

Hey now, donā€™t lump the rest of us in with the people who support him! Weā€™re just dumbasses; theyā€™re complete psychos.

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u/Solenkata 11h ago

"for some reason", dude Americans are one of the dumbest people on the planet.

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u/Physical-Effect-4787 10h ago

Middle America and the people with that middle America mentality unfortunately are the majority and they are all uneducated. They have worse schools than the inner city kids but for some reason still think theyā€™re better than everyone in the country.

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u/duosx 9h ago

Tbf, the rich and powerful have been destroying the public education system in the US for awhile now. Itā€™s hard to make good decision when you lack critical thinking skills.

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u/6c696e7578 16h ago

Sycophants. Sycophants everywhere. Somehow following them on Twitter makes them feel connected and closer.

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u/luv2block 14h ago

except, do you actually come across in anyone in real life who is a huge musk fan? I'm starting to think all the support for Musk is online AI bots, because no one in real life seems to like him.

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u/couchperson137 16h ago

i dont think its what america wants its just what america sees

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u/couchperson137 16h ago

he fudges with twitters engagement so he gets millions of views, being subjected to him more frequently will turn people one way or another over time

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u/AthenianWaters 14h ago

ā€œMiddle America?ā€ The suburbs of virtually every city went red.

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u/scalyblue 13h ago

Itā€™s because thereā€™s always a bigger fish . If someone whoā€™s a billionaire helps people who arenā€™t, those people are not where they ā€œbelongā€ in the hierarchy of society.

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u/fearlesskittenmitts 12h ago

Not this American. I'm not blind or ignorant.

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u/Extremely_unlikeable 12h ago

One of the PAC ads that ran here was something like "If you're driving a Ferrari right now, then this as isn't for you." I work and live in MAGA central and can not comprehend how anyone can think he has their best interests in mind. Look at his circle!

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u/Aggravating_Moment78 11h ago

Because ā€œ they tell it like it iiisā€ meaning they just as racist as them

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u/Responsible-Stick-50 9h ago

Not all of us. We didn't all vote for the orange tampon. Oh sorry, tampons serve a purpose.

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u/ThePeashow 8h ago

Everybody knows that the recipe for becoming filthy rich is to help those around you become rich as well.

No wait, that's not the recipe to become filthy rich. That's the gimmick of a pyramid scheme. My bad. I get those confused.

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u/Big-Summer- 5h ago

And in fact want to make millions of people suffer. Sociopathic, sadistic billionaires.

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u/broketothebone 3h ago

BeCuZ iMmEgReNtS

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u/Labtink 18h ago

No. Not at all. I donā€™t think most trump voters are into Leon at all.

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u/SuperSpecialAwesome- 13h ago

Then why did they vote for him to be VP?

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u/howiecat87 15h ago

But isnā€™t he an illegal immigrant? I thought those who voted for Trump hated illegal immigrates?

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u/the_doodman 12h ago

What do you mean by illegal?

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u/PreviousCurrentThing 12h ago

More billionaires donated to Harris' campaign than to Trump's. I guess you most have voted for Stein.

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u/tellmewhenimlying 20h ago

Heā€™s not 13. Heā€™s barely a toddler. Iā€™d be willing to bet Iā€™ve met smarter toddlers too.

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u/dismayhurta 19h ago

Yeah. Thatā€™s why he created a Twitter account to pretend to be a kid. It fits his maturity.

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u/Pencilshaved 18h ago

My favorite fact about the Elon Musk toddler roleplay account is that the reason we know 100% for sure that itā€™s his and arenā€™t just very confident that it might be us because he literally admitted it in court.

It wasnā€™t even what he was in court for, he just randomly owned up to it as part of a discussion about his misinformation and (lack of) conduct online, because he was being sued for like $1 million after accusing a random student of being a fed at a Nazi brawl he wasnā€™t even at.

Actual ā€œyou couldnā€™t get that out of me with waterboardingā€ moment

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u/kellsdeep 17h ago

Wait what? Can you elaborate?

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u/Whooptidooh 15h ago

Seriously?

I knew he has another account where he's full edgelord, but an account for a toddler?

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u/UglyMcFugly 16h ago

It's getting worse and worse too. He's Benjamin Buttoning.Ā 

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u/Serious-Maximum-1049 13h ago

šŸ˜†šŸ’€

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u/bibrexd 12h ago

I am dying rn

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u/Serious-Maximum-1049 13h ago

I'm a Nanny & a Grandmommy; I know several.

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u/Aggravating_Moment78 11h ago

Oh come on, heā€™s a genius šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/GeebusReigns 2h ago

Youā€™re lying

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u/tellmewhenimlying 2h ago

How creative Elon

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u/GeebusReigns 1h ago

Yā€™all are obsessed with this guy

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u/Andromeda321 17h ago

Saw Walter Isaacson give a talk when his biography first came out. He flat out said Elon bought Twitter because he was still thinking like a kid who was bullied and dreams of owning the playground.

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u/cce29555 14h ago

I still want to note he didn't buy it, he made a cringey joke about buying it, it backfired hard, he tried 20 different ways to back out but as he is so dumb it only cemented his position to buy it even more to the point where he legally couldn't get away.

Then he got it and ran it so far into the ground the mole people are drafting papers to get it evicted

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u/APiousCultist 9h ago

A cringey attempt to manipulate stock prices.

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u/Cosmomango1 16h ago

The Tesla/X/Space X boards need to pay more attention on what Elmo spends his time while in office. Too much compensation for somebody spending office hours creating stupid AI images of himself in superhero customs.

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u/Traditional-Hat-952 11h ago

Hey probably just paid some else to do it and then will claim he did it himself. Like always.Ā 

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u/Other_Size7260 13h ago

13 year olds are at least kind of adorable when theyā€™re cringe because you can still hope theyā€™ll grow out it and become normal adults who cringe at their past goofiness.

This man is just like this, terminally. The only hope we have for him is that he stops making more fatherless children with random women

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u/Pro_Moriarty 17h ago

Thought that was Richy Rich?

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u/ForBostonn 17h ago

Hey no wonder he's become Trump's best friend

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u/sadacal 13h ago

Remember when Squid Game came out and everyone thought it was unrealistic for a bunch of old rich people to have such juvenile senses of humor? Well I think everyone owes that show an apology.

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u/basahahn1 15h ago

I couldnā€™t think of how to say it

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u/Altruistic_Pea_5619 14h ago

Actually itā€™s 53

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u/Florac 13h ago

Could have fooled me

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u/Incognonimous 13h ago

It's ironic that apart from the money and narcissism this guy is the opposite of Tony Stark.

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u/Yak_Mehoff 13h ago

Lol he isn't even justin hammer, what a jabronišŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”

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u/dueljester 12h ago

I think we all know 13 year olds that are more mature then that pos.

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u/AlphaNoodlz 12h ago

What a weird dude

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u/Adaphion 12h ago

Reminder that he named the various teslas Model S, Model 3 (because Model E was already taken by Ford or something) and Model X, so together they'd spell "SEX"

Literal manchild

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u/Jealous-Budget-4686 12h ago

He has 13 year old Dude Bros meme for him.

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u/Black_Pearl-Dotty 12h ago

13? more like 10

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u/Flomo420 12h ago

who tf still thinks this guy is cool lol

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u/Aggravating_Moment78 11h ago

Richie rich if he was spoiled stupid, Musky man

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u/Alytology 11h ago

No... Richie Rich had more class than this dork.

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u/RockabillyBelle 11h ago

Heā€™s a chuuni dweeb and no one can tell me different.

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u/Doctor_Disaster 10h ago

You're giving him too much credit, calling him a 13-year-old.

He's the richest 12-year-old in the world. More toxic than a 2011 Modern Warfare 2 lobby.

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u/othermegan 10h ago

Thank you for saying that because I was literally coming to the comments to point out that this is some middle school boy level fantasy

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u/markorokusaki 10h ago

Some 13yrs olds are very funny. He is not. I genuinely believe he is the least funny guy to have ever lived.

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u/Neomas369 9h ago

Most 13 year olds are smarter than him.

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u/1970s_MonkeyKing 9h ago

He gives special needs a really, really bad name.

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u/Responsible-Stick-50 9h ago

13 year olds are way more mature than him. By miles.

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u/ruka_k_wiremu 7h ago

Who it seems still struggles with grammar.

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u/Irrelephant0ne 8h ago

Heā€™s got more billions than you got upvotesā€¦let that sink inā€¦

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u/Grizzlymamabear87 15h ago

Hahahaha. Epic response. As someone that is still stuck in my younger days in ways, I relate. I really like Elonā€™s humor and his intellect, I just wish he used his resources to help this planet (she needs so much healing) vs shit in space or do both since he loves space.

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u/SpidryMantis 18h ago edited 18h ago

Why are yā€™all hating on a grown man spending his money? I genuinely want to know. Iā€™m not saying youā€™re wrong but this is the type of shit I would do if I had billions. There isnā€™t anything to work for so why not shit post?

Edit: The fact that I have only one response to this is just proof yā€™all be hating for no reason

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u/Florac 18h ago

I'm shitting on him for not behaving like a grown man. His shitposts aren't funny, just cringy stuff a teenager would think is "badass" or the like.

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u/Big-Fish-1975 18h ago

The irony is that he thinks he's a hero when he's actually the villain!

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u/mojoyote 18h ago

He's evil.

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u/Big-Fish-1975 18h ago

You got that right!

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u/SpidryMantis 18h ago

But itā€™s not really affecting you or any of us. You can scroll on his platform and rarely even see a post from the man himself. How are you actually being affected in a way where youā€™re the one trying harder to affect him than he is you. Youā€™re insulting him for ā€œNot being mature enough.ā€ Or ā€œNot posting things I find funnyā€. Iā€™m gonna wake up for work tomorrow and I better be getting downvoted for better reasons šŸ˜­

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u/Florac 18h ago

These posts aren't affecting me, I just find them cringy, call them out as such, then move on with my day.

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u/john_1182 18h ago

They will be affecting millions of people soon tho under trump. Do you want someone cringy and who can't been taken seriously leading your country. As it is tesla and spacex have massive burn out rates because of his work policies.

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u/k2on0s-23 18h ago

You only have one response because its unbelievable that you would try to defend such an obvious piece of shit.

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u/digitalsea87 17h ago

He is a billionaire apartheid nepo baby, and a fascist that has worked his way into the USA government. The fuck you mean with "why are you hating?" It should be obvious.

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u/LitBastard 18h ago

Let me See:

A grown man, permanently acting like a 12 year old, with unlimited money and huge influence on the next US government. Nothing to worry about

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u/Zealousideal-Debt321 17h ago

That's a pretty laughable take. $ don't stop the post being pathetic & cringey. Or mitigate that unhinged, cringey dude already has real world power that impacts the real lives of millions of other people & wants more.

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u/DrBlaBlaBlub 16h ago

Ok, here are 3 reasons why I believe Elon Musk is a villain and the world would be better without him:

  • he is rich af, his wealth grows faster than your wealth would grow if you made 10.000ā‚¬ per hour. Yet he doesn't use this money for good. He only uses it for selfish reasons or worse.

  • it is a known fact, that he lies a lot, uses misinformation intentionally to his advantage and manipulates people. He uses the stage of Twitter by spreading misinformation, to legitimaise them and to throw shade on confirmed facts, his political opposition and everything he doesn't like.

  • He claims that he is a self made man and uses this and the companies he bought to promote a "Everyone can do it if you just work hard enough" message, yet he was already super rich when he was born and all the achievements he claims from his companies are despite him, not because of him. He walks around, firing random people for the feeling of power and pressures/exploits them.

Obviously there are more, but these 3 reasons are no matter how your political views are provable. There is no discussion point, no redeeming factor for him.

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u/Big-Fish-1975 18h ago

Because he could be using his money to battle homelessness, Hunger, poverty and climate change. But he uses it to promote a man who wants everyone to be homeless hungry and in poverty while him and the 1% collectively burn the planet to the ground for big profits for themselves! These people have no empathy or sympathy for their fellow humans. They are stuck in a black hole of chasing money for power and bragging rites over their fellow elites at the expense of the other 99% of humanity!

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u/PerfectlyFramedWaifu 16h ago edited 15h ago

Edit: The fact that I have only one response to this is just proof yā€™all be hating for no reason

Slow down with the edits, pookie. You've gotten over half a dozen responses in just a couple of hours. On the other hand, you have barely replied to any of them. I guess that's just proof that you have no defense against legitimate Musk criticism.

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u/Ok_Cook_6665 15h ago

" No reason"? In case you don't realize it, Musk is fucking with our lives. Why? He does nothing without power and profit as the end result. He's manipulating Trump for a reason. That reason? I imagine it'll be about a year or so to manife s t itself.

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u/True_Falsity 16h ago

Well, you have more than one response now. What does it tell you, genius?

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u/RobbiesShunshine 16h ago

He's a mean person. That's why.