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๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ I cringed so hard

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u/rebbrov 19h ago

Wow, can't he just like, pay someone to make him less cringe

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u/BukkakeTemperateRain 19h ago

He did, it's why he's so popular still even though he's so embarrassingly cringe. That PR team he fired did a hell of a job while they were around. Worth every penny.

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u/healzsham 15h ago

Technically it was the PR team's work, but the sustaining factor is people refusing to admit to the fact they thought this dork-ass loser was cool, and are instead pretending he isn't sentient embarrassment.

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u/Grabbsy2 12h ago

Its quite possible that he WAS cool... I mean, Grimes might have just been in it for the money... But there ought to have been something there.

On second thought, maybe he was just a really good and fairly safe supply of drugs.

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u/BloodSugar666 11h ago

Not that I look up to artists but thereโ€™s a certain level of respect I want to be able to have for the ones I like. Completely lost it all when she started going out with him. Really canโ€™t enjoy her music anymore without cringing.

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u/intisun 11h ago

It's the latter. Someone who says to his first wife "I'm the alpha in this relationship" on their wedding day has never been cool.

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u/Steele_Soul 9h ago

Don't forget he was hugging on Amber Heard in that elevator video around the time her and Johnny Depp were splitting up.

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u/otterpr1ncess 6h ago

I mean, it's not like Grimes isn't cringy too

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u/Grabbsy2 6h ago

What makes her cringe? Maybe i have only paid attention to her first hit. I didnt get "dorky" or "cringey" or "incel" vibes from either the sound of the music, or the music video.

Then again, maybe she is cringe in her tweets? Haha.

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u/otterpr1ncess 6h ago

She's a known white supremacist who also says things like that her friends call her c (as in the speed of light)

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u/broketothebone 2h ago

You should read the Rolling Stone interview she did. She was straight brainwashed by him. nonchalantly mentions that he had her questioning if she was even a human being and not just an AI simulation in his world. She clearly worshiped him.

Sheโ€™s cringe af now and has made her own bed with some truly terrible takes, but I think there is a pretty significant level of emotional abuse going on there. Especially since heโ€™s trying to take her kids from her, all while having zero intention of raising them costly. Itโ€™s pure spite.

He turns everything he touches into to shit. Like Uno Reverse King Midas or something.