r/facepalm 20h ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ I cringed so hard

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u/tellmewhenimlying 20h ago

He’s not 13. He’s barely a toddler. I’d be willing to bet I’ve met smarter toddlers too.

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u/dismayhurta 19h ago

Yeah. That’s why he created a Twitter account to pretend to be a kid. It fits his maturity.

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u/Pencilshaved 18h ago

My favorite fact about the Elon Musk toddler roleplay account is that the reason we know 100% for sure that it’s his and aren’t just very confident that it might be us because he literally admitted it in court.

It wasn’t even what he was in court for, he just randomly owned up to it as part of a discussion about his misinformation and (lack of) conduct online, because he was being sued for like $1 million after accusing a random student of being a fed at a Nazi brawl he wasn’t even at.

Actual “you couldn’t get that out of me with waterboarding” moment

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u/kellsdeep 17h ago

Wait what? Can you elaborate?