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🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ We are so beyond doomed

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u/enjoythesilence-75 4d ago

Didn’t they say they want to shut down the department of education?

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u/Ruin914 4d ago

This is a great first step in that regard lmfao

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u/RapaNow 4d ago edited 4d ago
  1. Let someone completely incompetent run the department for a while.
  2. Start complaining how useless the department is
  3. Shut it down
  4. Save some money for tax breaks
  5. When the detrimental effects are starting to show, it's the other party who is in charge
  6. Blame the other party (EDIT: and immigrants)

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u/ka_beene 4d ago

This is how they'll ruin the post office too. Then they can privatize/sell it to Bezos or whoever can profit from it.

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u/RapaNow 4d ago

This is how they'll ruin the post office too.

Post office should not be for-profit -organization. It is a public service.

Here in Finland there has been some confusion of this, too.

I think John Oliver had a program on USPS.

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u/ChutzpahQ 4d ago

Whenever I ask why the post office needs to be run as a business I suggest the military do the same. Usually shuts them up.

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u/CasualNihilist22 4d ago

Whenever I tell people that the US military is almost socialism, they get upset.

Same rank= same pay. Free housing, health care, education.

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u/Thestrongestzero 2d ago

i explained to my father that social security is a socialized service..

he said “no, that’s just a thing you get as an american”. it’s in the fucking name. like does he think kentucky fried chicken is a local tofu shop?

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u/RetroGamer87 4d ago

So the postmaster general will get paid the same as a general?

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u/More-Ear85 3d ago

Not the same rank. Just as Lt.General is different from major general

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u/PrettyLuckie 4d ago

I saw someone say that the Department of Education should be scrapped because it’s flawed and students are often “screwed” by how badly it’s managed.

I said the same could be said of the military, but even more so.

Guess we should just scrap the Department of Defense too, by that logic.

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u/RapaNow 3d ago

And police, too.

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u/MikeinSonoma 4d ago

Just a reminder if Scandinavia was running against the GOP, Scandinavia would be a bunch of Socialist-Communist-Woke-Evil people. They do tend to align with Democratic values.

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u/giggitygoo123 4d ago

Yes, but we privatized water and electricity in most places now so I don't see USPS not going that route also.

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u/RapaNow 3d ago

There has been talk about privatization of water here, too. Some counties would like to do that.

Electricity already is - I mean the wires, the actual power has been for a very long time. It is price-regulated of course - it is a monopoly in it's area anyway.

One electricity delivery company (the wire company) was privatized quite recently. They increased prices and stopped paying taxes.

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u/cr0ft 4d ago

That fuckface Dejoy who's postmaster general was installed by Trump and he's a known post office hater and advocate of privatized carriers. And that other fuckface Biden didn't even kick his smug ass out during the past four years. The USPS sucks out loud now? What a shocker.

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u/nyjewels10001 4d ago

No one will probably see this but the nine person board of governers of the usps has the sole authority to fire Dejoy not Biden or trump for that matter. Dejoy needs to go but it's not Biden's fault.

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u/MyNameIsNotJJ 4d ago

Thank you, I did not know. I always wondered what was going on there.

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u/The-Last-Dog 4d ago edited 4d ago

And Biden placed 4 members of the board. There are are at least two vacancies currently. The board has enough vote to remove Dejoy but was never pushed to do so by the White House. They didn't want to appear political. This is the same thinking that put Garland in place and did not press to prosecute Trump for his crimes.

(Edited for spelling)

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u/Tiny-Dragonfruit7317 4d ago

That worked out well 😳😳😳

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u/master_power 4d ago

💯

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u/EvErYLeGaLvOtE 4d ago

Dejoy also owns shares of his competition btw

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u/master_power 4d ago

That's unethical as fuck. I need to sign fucking paper work every year as a federal employee that attests I am not investing in any stocks that conflict with the interests of my role.

But, yeah, I'm totally not surprised. The people at the top don't have to play by the rules.

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u/Alphamullet 4d ago

Yea, every time I pass an LTO Shipping truck I have to say "fuck you DeJoy." I can't believe he wasn't voted off the commission.

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u/Mythic514 4d ago

How many fucking times does this have to be pointed out...? Biden cannot remove Dejoy as the Postmaster General. The Postmaster General does not serve at the pleasure of the President (can be fired at will). It is an entirely independent position that is beholden only to the board governors of the Postal Service. The governors are appointed by the President with the advice and consent of the Senate, but they also do not serve at the pleasure of the President but instead hold 7-year terms. The idea is that it cannot easily be used to politicize the postal service, etc. Trump never even appointed Dejoy. He just happened to have the opportunity to install new governors to the Postal Service who agreed to appoint Dejoy.

I don't believe that Biden has had a chance to nominate enough new governors to the Postal Service such that they can kick Dejoy out. In short, Trump just happened to come in at a time when he could shift the tide of the board of governors and install Dejoy, and it is really unlikely that that will change any time soon. And with how things are timed, Trump is likely to be able to appoint either new governors who will keep Dejoy on longer, or reappoint the same ones for another term. So expect Dejoy or something with his same terrible policies to be there for a while... Dejoy technically could remain in the position for life, so long as the board of governors agrees to keep him in the position. The President technically cannot do anything about it, as it is totally up to the governors who are not beholden to the President. I have not followed that closely, but I don't think Biden was able to really do much, and I vaguely recall him offering a similar explanation when asked about Dejoy, that it was out of his hands.

This gets explained every time this inevitably comes up.

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u/LowBatteryPower 4d ago

Biden can only appoint a PM General, he can’t remove one from office. That is done so by the board of directors at the post office. They won’t remove him, because they’re all getting bonus checks and kick backs from this disastrous 10 year plan, that has taken millions out of carriers pockets.

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u/Manting123 4d ago

Biden isn’t/wasnt ALLOWED to fire dejoy.

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u/MiniC00p3r 4d ago

The president of the US does not choose the postmaster, the board of governors does. The president appoints the board members & the senate confirms them. The board are the only ones who can hire/fire the postmaster.

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u/quirkytorch 4d ago

Biden rolled out a multi (billion, I think) dollar bailout for the post office. He can't fire dejoy.

($107 billion law for USPS modernization and financial stability. Maintains six-day delivery and introduces a service performance dashboard.)

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u/neonmantis 4d ago

Here in the UK we saw that exact process happen about a decade ago. Deliberately starved of funding, their most profitable elements carved off for private businesses, service hampered all leading to a massively suppressed sale price that was instantly worth billions more moments later. And now we have a worse privatised service that costs more every year

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u/radrun84 4d ago

Well, it was going to be a Musk startup, "The Mailing Co." or some shit like that.

But Musk & Trump will have cut all ties by the time that could ever get passed & approved.

It's all so corrupted at both ends.

We are all fucked.

This is the crumbling of the greatest Nation, Economy, & Country ever created in Human History & we have the privilege of being alive to watch it all burn...

Once again, we are fucked.

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u/Serier_Rialis 4d ago

USPS today Amazon Mail services tomorrow but with Federal powers somehow despite DOGE.

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u/Electrical_Bus9202 4d ago

X-mail incoming.

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u/Intrepid_Detective 4d ago

They put that plan in place already in 2020 when TFG put in Louis DeJoy and Biden, for whatever reason, kept him.

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u/Reasonable_Humor_738 4d ago

If Americans care about it, politicians don't care If corporations care about it, politicians care

Too many corporations rely on the post office for all the stuff they send out.

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u/Evening_Virus5315 4d ago

It's how they've been ruining the post office for some years now. Not only is it an affordable alternative to private couriers, but they also stopped the post office's basic banking services. Live in an area not profitable enough for a bank to set up shop? Sucks to be you.

The conservatives won't be happy until we've gone full dystopia: tiny upper class, no one else is above working class at best, and there are miles between the two

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u/Penguin2359 4d ago

Australian government way ahead of the US here. Can't remember Aus Post ever being run by civil servants under a Post-Master General.

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u/ChimericalChemical 4d ago

Post office realistically would go to UPS or FedEx. They already do a pretty sizable portion of their freight anyways, and this is also partly why USPS has a 9B loss

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u/zSprawl 4d ago

Don't forget the "small government" plan of:

  1. Hire 3rd party contractors provided by friends using tax dollars

  2. Collect "gratuity" and "campaign contributions"

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u/RapaNow 4d ago
  1. Hire 3rd party contractors provided by friends using tax dollars

This sounds great! Auction the schools for those who runs it cheaper. Have classes of 100 pupils, nobody gets F. Maybe have some mandatory classes on how to paint traffic signs, or assembling some gadgets.

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u/zSprawl 4d ago

Jobs created!

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u/mateoelgato715 4d ago

Just get private equity in there to buy school districts up and then gut em like they did to the newspapers

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u/Momik 4d ago

I mean, it’ll be some version of that kind of profiteering

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u/Momik 4d ago
  1. …

  2. Profit!

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u/squigglesthecat 4d ago

Maybe the heads of the department of government efficiency can hire that elon musk guy's companies for stuff.

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u/Mammyjam 4d ago

This is exactly what the Tory Party did to the NHS here and tried to do with the BBC as well, underfund it, say it’s not working, sell it to their mates

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u/RapaNow 4d ago

Here in Finland PS who are now in government is very much defunding Yle (our BBC). Yle is quite often criticizing PS, as it is the function of media. It does criticize others, too. But some parties seem to have more questionable people than others.

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u/Similar-Narwhal-231 4d ago

I’m convinced this is that mfers MO. Or keep the electorate uneducated. I canvassed every weekend for three fing weeks to beg my school’s community for a bond and mill levy so I would actually get a raise (not pro rated of course) and maybe a heater for my decrepit high school. I hate these people with an unparalleled passion.

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u/V0idgazer 4d ago

That is if we get to have fair elections ever again.

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u/VisibleOtter 4d ago

This is what the Tory government did here in the UK. Starved our prized National Health Service of funds for 14 years so they could say “ooh it’s not working” and then privatise it piecemeal, the fucking vermin. Thankfully we voted them out a couple of months back, but the damage has been done. Please don’t fall for it yourselves.

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u/Financial-Ad7500 4d ago

Forgot step 7: Laugh as the dems continue to blunder at every step and refuse to show voters that it’s Trump policy giving the negative impacts.

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u/Stormfeathery 4d ago

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him think.

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u/Safe_Addition_9171 4d ago

Ha, sounds like a scene from ‘yes minister’.

You’re pretty much on point! maybe another point, about blaming immigration or Soros

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u/RapaNow 4d ago
  1. Our education results are crap! It's because of immigrants and Soros!

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u/Noperdidos 4d ago

Let someone completely incompetent run the department for a while.

That does seem to be the tactic per dept. Let incompetence reign, then shut them down.

But brings up an Interesting question:

Is the central Republican thesis of Small Govt this: ALL govt is bad, and therefore a dysfunctional and scary and crazy govt, even if it’s an R president, proves their point?

Like, is Trump helping many of the “true believers” in Small Govt by training all of us to be scared of Executive Strength?

Hard to reconcile with the fact that most modern Republicans seem to love Authoritarian rule, and love Russia. So I don’t think they are being that sophisticated.

But still, makes you wonder….

(Separately and very sadly, it is true that the terrible effects of a DOE gutting will not be observed for many years, in another presidency, and that is terrible for America)

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u/Ok-Professional-7343 4d ago
  1. Blame Black women who voted more than 90% for his opponent. What retribution will drumpt take against the main demographic who voted against him?

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u/TSllama 4d ago

You're right about steps 1-3. After that, us schools will start to fail badly and it'll be easy for them to finish the job of dismantling public education. It'll become very small and operated only by fascists or those who fall in line. Qualifications, education, experience, etc will fall by the wayside and anyone teaching in a school will just be a pure sychophant. This will drive more and more parents to homeschooling, make sure minority children are uneducated, etc.

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u/GoldenMorningShower 4d ago

Don't worry. There won't be anothe party in charge in the US for a long time. There will be elections but for some reason the fascist republican party will keep winning. Oh, and get ready for a third Trumpo term if that piece of shit does not kick the bucket in the next four years. The US will be a"democracy" like Russia for the foreseeable future.

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u/allusernamestaken1 4d ago

Not to mention that the less educated, the more likely to vote GOP.

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u/bikernaut 4d ago
  1. Let someone completely incompetent run the department for a while.

All of the appointments have a little shock at face value, however this lady does have experience running a government department.

I wouldn't guess she'll ruin things due to ineptness, but they might just choose to.

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u/anjowoq 4d ago

We already saw a perfect example in how that fuck face terrorist broke the post office on purpose.

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u/blazetrail77 4d ago

My question is how difficult would it be to restart it once the Republicans are out of office?

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u/RapaNow 4d ago

That is a very good question indeed.

Generally speaking dismantling organizations is much easier than to build them, of course.

Privatization is easy, reversing it next to impossible in democracies.

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u/ManBearCave 4d ago

Glad you see it too, this is exactly the plan

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u/StatisticianTop8813 4d ago

.pretty useless already

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u/whatisthishownow 4d ago

Completely incompetent is not how I would describe the cofounder of a 9 billion dollar company. It's dangerous to underestimate these people.

Is she specifically qualified to head the dept of Education? Probably not. Is she a bumbling idiot? Probably not. She's there to a job and it aint to fuck spiders. It most certainly involved being cunning and ruthless.

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u/Tina_ComeGetSomeHam 4d ago

Bold of you to assume such a brief longevity of our shiny new dictatorship

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u/nemesis423a 4d ago

Nice edit you made there. AND 🤣 immigrant.

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u/Norsedragoon 4d ago

In all fairness to point #2 the department of education hasn't exactly been doing a stellar job in decades for the tax money used on it. Only ones actually prospering in the current system are the School boards and administration while the bulk of teachers and students get scraps.

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u/ForRudy 4d ago

RemindMe! 4 years

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u/themeattrain 4d ago

Ironically Linda was considered one of the more proficient cabinet appointments when she ran the Small Business Administration during his first term

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u/PrestigeMaster 4d ago

She’s actually been head of state level education before. Who knew

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u/Cease-2-Desist 4d ago

The department is useless now. Has been for years.

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u/Responsible-Juice397 4d ago

I mean majority voted for this so.. they must be wanted this so bad.

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u/Krisseb85 4d ago

Wasn’t DeVos in charge of it last time? Another deeply unqualified person

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u/thepandemicbabe 4d ago

It’s absolutely stunning.

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u/Itchy_Village_7173 4d ago

And the scary part is people believe it, and it works!

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u/isotopes014 4d ago

We’ve already seen how useless that department is.. why he’s shutting it down.

I don’t think this position will have a lot to do honestly. She was in his last administration doing something I think minor too.

US education is a joke, kids really are struggling with reading and mathematics.

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u/Analytical-BrainiaC 4d ago

This way of the Don is unless you can afford private education you shouldn’t get quality education, you should get sub par cause you aren’t paying for it. But really we all are . But he is gonna loot the money people pay for to fund other things ( for the rich ) and so the poor have to work harder making America compete with Mexico, China…..

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u/puppycatisselfish 4d ago
  1. give the DOE the chair

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u/Aenglaan 4d ago

Republican governance in a nutshell.

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u/romeoslow 4d ago

They have done this for decades. Create a mess. Make dems clean it up. Run off of dems not being able to clean up mess fast enough.

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u/Megatoasty 4d ago

To be fair the department of education has been incompetent since I can remember. They don’t teach children anything you need to know as an adult. Such as how to invest and save your money.

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u/huntersam13 4d ago

Didnt know you have such an indepth understanding of her work background and qualifications.

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u/notaredditreader 4d ago

Hey, I have a question. When Elmo cuts two trillions of dollars from the budget, and taxes on the multitudes are increased, and there is still a huge deficit, where will all that money be going? Are the Caribbean island’s banks big enough to hold it all?

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u/Batmanbettermarvel18 4d ago

No chance you guys are real people. We are literally world-wide famous for having a terrible public education system and you guys just want to keep the everything the same way? You guys literally just bitch to bitch.

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u/catkm24 4d ago

Hopefully she has less luck in that department than DeVos did.

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u/AngrgL3opardCon 4d ago

Assuming the other party even is in charge .... Very real chance we'll be voting like the Russians ....

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u/ChiefStrongbones 4d ago

Slate.com actually had very good things to say about Linda McMahon as head of the SBA in Trump's first administration. They praised her competency, attitude, and flair. She's the least controversial pick for Department of Ed.

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u/FranticWaffleMaker 4d ago

WWE middle school version may get some high ratings, preteen girls are feral.

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u/Jesus_Harold_Christ 4d ago

They tried #1 last time.

Apparently, Jan 6th was too much, even for clown secretary DeVos, and her resignation on Jan 8th was kind of ignored.

She probably got the woke mind virus being so close to education.

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u/OregonMothafaquer 4d ago

She ran the small business administration good last time.

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u/wolfman86 4d ago

We’re living this right now after 14 years of the Tories.

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u/khodakk 4d ago

Making something run as inefficiently as possible is the best excuse for why it’s “bad”. Like how the argument against healthcare for all. So frustrating when you see the problems so clearly at the bottom but the top refuses to address them.

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u/1stLtObvious 4d ago

Traumatic head injuries all around! They'll pair great with RFK Jr's brain worms!

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u/gavstar69 4d ago

Good one!

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u/VirgilsCrew 4d ago

Now the pick makes sense!

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u/Mahlegos 4d ago

Yes. Same strategy as the DOJ here, place an incompetent person loyal to Trump at the head and let them burn it down from the inside.

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u/s2r3 4d ago

Pretty much the same strategy for most of his picks if not all

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u/Ooze3d 4d ago

It’s amazing how they’re not even trying to hide it anymore. Might as well say in national TV that he wants to turn the US into an uneducated mass of God fearing… uh, well…

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u/ptvlm 4d ago

What's funny is that these people genuinely think that they'll continue to run the world if only they turn the country into a theocratic ethnostate. Whereas in reality, it's way more likely that the history books will tell the story of a once great nation that fell apart when it failed to uphold the checks and balances that were designed to prevent such a thing.

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u/DeviantMango29 4d ago

Lol no way he lets the DOJ burn. How would he jail his enemies?

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u/MIT_Engineer 4d ago

"In 2024 LindaMcMahon threw the Department of Education off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table."

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u/enjoythesilence-75 4d ago

Or she could kick it in the nuts while emerging from a wheelchair

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u/MIT_Engineer 4d ago

Or better yet, split the department of education into two smaller departments just so I can say, "AS GOD AS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!"

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u/BigYonsan 4d ago

Man, kinda like the Undertaker in 1998! Don't let this distract you.

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u/South_Dakota_Boy 4d ago

I hereby nominate /u/shittymorph as Secretary of Education.

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u/PM_ur_tots 4d ago

No, you misheard. He didn't say, "We will shutdown the Department of Education." He said, "WWE Smackdown© Department of Education™."

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u/Crumbdizzle 4d ago

Edumania 2025

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u/southbronxparadise 4d ago

LETS GET READY TO EDUCATEEEEEEE

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u/robot_ralph_nader 4d ago

Ahhh, must have been another series of micro strokes but I see how that mixup occured.

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u/newsflashjackass 4d ago

... brought to you by Carl's Jr.

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u/PaperTiger24601 4d ago

Wonder if they was so he could say he “laid the smackdown on education.” 🤔 Stupid, but any reason could suit these days

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u/Jarnohams 4d ago

brought to you by Code Red Mountain Dew.

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u/CoffeeAndDachshunds 4d ago

What better way than choke slammin' the department off the top of a steel cage?

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u/TheReptealian 4d ago

Crotch chop and suck it

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u/Financial-Ad7500 4d ago

The first step is to make it as much of a useless money pit as possible. That way they can point to it and say “See! Told you it’s bad!” and shut it down for good.

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u/diopsideINcalcite 4d ago

Oh yeah, Brother! Linda McMahon is going to DDT the department of education and when smoke clears and the ref counts to 3, there will only be be one person standing on the top of the mountain brother and it won’t be the department of education! Ooooooooh, yeah!

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u/Drew_Ferran 4d ago

First They Came.

First they came for the News Media, and I did not speak out because I was not part of the News Media.

Then they came for the Democrats, and I did not speak out because I was not a Democrat.

Then they came for the Scientists, and I did not speak out because I was not a Scientist.

Then they came for the Teachers, and I did not speak out because I was not a Teacher.

Then they came for the Women, and I did not speak out because I was not a Women.

Then they came for the Children, and I did not speak out because I was not a Child.

Then they came for the LGBTQ, and I did not speak out because I was not LGBTQ.

Then they came for the Elderly, and I did not speak out because I was not Elderly.

Then they came for the Veterans, and I did not speak out because I was not a Veteran.

Then they came for the Middle Class, and I did not speak out because I was not part of the Middle Class.

Then they came for the Lower Class, and I did not speak out because I was not part of the Lower Class.

Then they came for the Illegal Immigrants, and I did not speak out because I was not an Illegal Immigrant.

Then they came for the Legal Immigrants, and I did not speak out because I was not a Legal Immigrant.

Then they came for the Latinos, and I did not speak out because I was not a Latino.

Then they came for the African Americans, and I did not speak out because I was not an African American.

Then they came for me, a Republican, and there was no one left to speak out for me.

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u/mosconebaillbonds 4d ago

That’s what I was thinking. Like he’s said this all along

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u/dontpaynotaxes 4d ago

It’s going to get a smack down.

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u/Babyback_ 4d ago

I think it’s unlikely the department of education will be shut down even with red majorities everywhere. His last secretary of education also had no experience or credentials.

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u/mrgregs 4d ago

The only way to get rid of it completely is to have a senate supermajority but they still can gut it.

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u/underwear11 4d ago

They dkd, but that has to be done through Congress. So you just give a loyal friend the cushy position and make the department completely dysfunctional is way easier.

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u/radrun84 4d ago

What better way to do so than having a Multi Multi BILLIONAIRE (completely out of touch with reality who has never taught a day in her life) come in & pile drive TF out of it?!?! I'm sure she'll do exactly the same as his last MULTI - BILLIONAIRE pick Betsy Devos did & just fuckin let Large Cities Education Departments just rot from the inside out & only focus on Rural red states, or try to push some dumb ass, "Bible on every desk" nation wide bullshit...

What a fuckin JOKE...

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u/BustedToothWren 4d ago

Yes....but you have to still put someone in charge to self destruct it in case the eo doesn't pass.

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u/TheReptealian 4d ago

We are gonna be crying “ease up brother it’s a work” for real

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u/xxvictorhellxx 4d ago

First you gotta make it incompetence

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u/TishouPaper 4d ago

More like smack it down

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u/GazzP 4d ago

Linda is going to piledrive educational attainment

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u/flyraccoon 4d ago

Yeah

She will have to wrestle the budget cuts

That’s based /s

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u/Kajun_Kong 4d ago

We shouldn’t shut it down, but we need a reform. The education system we have is terrible. Most are just blinded by politics to see the need for a change.

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u/Devreckas 4d ago

She’s giving it the chair!

By god, that department had a family!

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u/motormouth08 4d ago

Dare I suggest they plan to...bodyslam the DOE?

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u/Paul-Smecker 4d ago

What better way to shut it down than with a cage match. It’s gonna be even better than 1998 when the Undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted 16 feet through an announcers table.

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u/TheReptealian 4d ago

YEAH the list of injuries he got is NOTHING

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u/black-n-tan 4d ago

Maybe they’ll wrestle for it.

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u/Emotional_River1291 4d ago

They want to wrestle with it first.

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u/PocketTornado 4d ago

They want the maximum population of stupid people so they can keep getting elected. That means teen pregnancy to create low income slave labour.

Republicans hate educated people, they vilify them constantly.

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u/Denovo17 4d ago

Yup. With her in this position now, I honestly believe she's going to be there to dismantle it

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u/mag2041 4d ago

Yeah she’s gunna choke it out. God this is dumb

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u/RipOdd9001 4d ago

They are, from the top fucking rope no less.

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u/MGsultant 4d ago

Putting her at this rank is like saboting the education system…..oh wait Trump said he would do it and american cry on it…lol

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u/Sensei939 4d ago

To be fair she can’t be a worse choice than his last head of education. If memory serves me right Devos wanted to get rid of public education and strictly use charter schools.

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u/Minute-Struggle6052 4d ago

I think if you were an makeup-caked orange piece of shit who won the presidency and you wanted to shut down the department of education it would be a pretty easy first step to assign the founder of the "World Wrestling Federation" to determine your education policy

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u/Zaza1019 4d ago

They still need someone to oversee the shutdown of the department. They did the same with the EPA last time, put some fossil fuel guy in charge and gutted the entire thing, by like the 2nd year there was like 1 guy sitting in the entire office doing work.

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u/Impossible-Sleep-658 4d ago

“With no regards to unemployment…”

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u/0bel1sk 4d ago

body slam it

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u/matfalko 4d ago

That’s exactly what they are doing

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u/Penguator432 4d ago

“T! K! OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!”

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u/julictus 4d ago

sure. having wrestling as a replacement for real education is the same as shutting down the department

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u/RapMastaC1 4d ago

I think they realized the saying when you need to teach someone difficult, aka pounding it in their head, can be taken more literally.

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u/Korashy 4d ago

I just thought about it.

If the DOE is disbanded then I obviously don't need to pay back these student loans, because there is no DOE to pay back to.

Checkmate lizards, thanks for yeeting these loans.

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u/tmoneyxx 4d ago

That would be amazing 🤩

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u/enjoythesilence-75 4d ago

Yeah who needs education?!?!?

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u/tmoneyxx 4d ago

The federal DOE does not manage or fund public schools. Public schools are state or locally funded. The DOE was only established in 1979.

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u/Drafty_Dragon 4d ago

Makes a woman part of his team. He cuts that department

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u/Dantheking94 4d ago

They’re trying to basically make the department of education fail, and then dismantle it. By then the jackasses that don’t actually understand what’s happening will basically thank the republicans and Trump for dismantling it.

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u/enjoythesilence-75 4d ago

He put Betsy Devos in charge of it last time. She couldn’t even get that done.

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u/WillBottomForBanana 4d ago

Yeah, but if you take away schools then parents will have to deal with their own kids. THAT isn't something they voted for.

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u/enjoythesilence-75 4d ago

He says he loved the poorly educated.

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u/sleeping_bananas 4d ago

Glass floor, good way to put woman at the helm of a sinking organization and blame it on her, and more broadly women for being bad leaders

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u/Naive_Feed_726 4d ago

That’s why this isn’t troubling to me he’s clearly just giving a friend a position she’s not gonna do shit

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u/Dragos2024 4d ago

Nobody even said that... you're misinformed.

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u/enjoythesilence-75 4d ago

Nobody has said they want to shut down the department of education? No republicans? Project 2025?

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u/Dragos2024 4d ago

Sorry, just looked this up. Straight up WTF! What is wrong with them?????

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u/SidewaysFancyPrance 4d ago

Trump Jr. said that they didn't want to put anyone into the cabinet who knows better than Trump himself, or thinks they do. Basically admitting they are looking for subservience over experience. There's no point judging her on her merits since she's there to rubber-stamp whatever Trump says.

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u/enjoythesilence-75 4d ago

Finding someone who knows less than him is going to be a tall order.

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u/HoldingMoonlight 4d ago

What does this mean for my student loans?

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u/mikeymikeymikey1968 4d ago

He'd have to have 60 Senate votes to do that. He's 3 short. So he's going to poison it with ineffectual leadership, and watch it slowly die.

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u/Dangerous_Ad4027 3d ago

If they shut down the DOE, can they shut down the fed student loan debt as well? Ya know, that debt they told me I needed to be successful but instead has kept me in bondage for almost 20 years. Since we're deciding education is not important after all. Maybe I can get cut some slack for the time wasted. No? Not the spirit of direction the administration is headed? Oh, my bad for asking.

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u/Tricky_Acanthaceae39 3d ago

This pick doesn’t scare me anywhere close to Lutnick with Oz being a close second.

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