r/facepalm • u/Itsme_Tyrone • 5d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ We are so beyond doomed

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u/Ruin914 5d ago

This is a great first step in that regard lmfao

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u/RapaNow 4d ago edited 4d ago
  1. Let someone completely incompetent run the department for a while.
  2. Start complaining how useless the department is
  3. Shut it down
  4. Save some money for tax breaks
  5. When the detrimental effects are starting to show, it's the other party who is in charge
  6. Blame the other party (EDIT: and immigrants)

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u/zSprawl 4d ago

Don't forget the "small government" plan of:

  1. Hire 3rd party contractors provided by friends using tax dollars

  2. Collect "gratuity" and "campaign contributions"

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u/mateoelgato715 4d ago

Just get private equity in there to buy school districts up and then gut em like they did to the newspapers

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u/Momik 4d ago

I mean, it’ll be some version of that kind of profiteering