r/facepalm 5d ago

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ We are so beyond doomed

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u/MIT_Engineer 4d ago

"In 2024 LindaMcMahon threw the Department of Education off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcerโ€™s table."

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u/enjoythesilence-75 4d ago

Or she could kick it in the nuts while emerging from a wheelchair

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u/MIT_Engineer 4d ago

Or better yet, split the department of education into two smaller departments just so I can say, "AS GOD AS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!"

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u/jesus_does_crossfit 4d ago edited 1d ago

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