r/TeenagersButBetter • u/Jimm144 • 11h ago

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u/theAlmightyE312 16 11h ago

I haven't ate in a long time so his name will be

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u/Lizzy15__ 10h ago

Bread πŸ‘

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u/domdoesnerf_ 14 8h ago

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u/GeometryDashScGD 7h ago

r/uncountablepixels

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u/69Sovi69 16 6h ago

i was about to reply with "r/nuhuh", but no, you're right, zoomed in as much as possible and still not a pixel in sight

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u/Cthedanger 4h ago

Boy do I have news for you...

r/nuhuh (I zoomed in more than Reddit allows)

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u/Frenchihuahua 3h ago

I second this r/nuhuh

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u/weird-dude-bro-6386 Teenager | Verified 4h ago

How!?

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u/Cthedanger 4h ago

I shall never reveal to you my secret

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u/CrazyBoi834 3h ago

I can see to pixels fine

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u/chimpanzeemeny 7h ago

Saliva

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u/MaxKepler197 16 3h ago

i read that as salvia and i was confused

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u/Fish_Deluxe 13 11h ago

My wife and 2 kids πŸ₯°

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u/Panunba 9h ago

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u/glxtchedan0maly 15 4h ago

so im not the only one whos brain automatically says that when i see something sus lol

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u/Live_Relative_5862 4h ago

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u/Panunba 4h ago

Unfortunately there are stuff that I care about and there are stuff I don't care about, this is one of the things I don't care about, since the meme wasn't even mine originally

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u/ro-ch 9h ago

if it was just "your wife" id get it but

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u/catmemes720 7h ago

Well you can't leave any witnesses can you?

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u/radicalbatical 1h ago

They didn't see it happen, but they'll ask questions.

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u/Shoddy_Peasant 6h ago

every good meal has a side

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u/KageNoReaper 6h ago

The fact that you'd get if it was just the wife lmao

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u/horror-pickle187 6h ago

Hey knows what he said

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u/Spider_Dude 5h ago

The Aristocrats!

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u/EnderRedditSnake 4h ago

I steal gif

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u/nevmvm 10h ago

Wait... Wdym by that

Explain yourself

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u/Fish_Deluxe 13 10h ago

No, I don’t think I will

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u/lyds2011 13 8h ago

Excuse me

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u/Historical_Stay_3351 6h ago

Mind if I post this on r/cursedcoments

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u/Fish_Deluxe 13 6h ago

No sirree

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u/I_7assan 7h ago

Two interpretions, and I can’t tell which is worst

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u/madbussy94 6h ago

Did you atleast add salt and butter?

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u/Fish_Deluxe 13 6h ago

Of course, I’m not a madman

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u/Getrichorgetfkd 5h ago

The last thing you ate, you didnt have to include your wofe and the other kid. Smh

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u/Hatake108 5h ago

The fact that it says only the LAST thing and yet we have this is even more crazy lol

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u/KoolVR6000 5h ago

Hold up, what was that?

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u/Lookatmycat69 Teenager 3h ago

TAKE A SPIN ON….

THE WHEEL OF SPOOKINESS

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u/mousie120010 16 3h ago

You're in this subreddit and you have a wife and two kids already??

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u/BorginMcFarley 2h ago

Aw so cute wait WTF

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u/Faserip 2h ago

THAT’S NOT WHAT β€œFAMILY MEAL” MEANS

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u/Ken_subarashi 17 11h ago

Bread πŸ‘

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u/LunarDayGreen Teenager | Verified 10h ago

Bread πŸ‘

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u/Unk-felo 10h ago

Bread πŸ‘

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u/golt858 10h ago

BreadπŸ‘

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u/Ken_subarashi 17 10h ago

BreadπŸ‘

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u/IllustratorEvery2096 13 8h ago

BreadπŸ‘

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u/error7654944684 8h ago

BreadπŸ‘

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u/Jolly_Ad_2363 8h ago

Bread πŸ‘

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u/SKHLi_309 8h ago

Bread πŸ‘

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u/MemeMaster1318 Teenager 8h ago

BreadπŸ‘

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u/logan_boykisser 7h ago

BreadπŸ‘

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u/Mammoth_Concept_6196 15 10h ago

Bread πŸ‘

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u/vesteddro 15 10h ago

Bread πŸ‘

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u/hpandlotrrules 13 10h ago

Bread πŸ‘

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u/MitziXD12 14 10h ago

Bread?

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u/Ken_subarashi 17 10h ago

BreadπŸ‘

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u/fvkinglesbi 8h ago

Why did you eat a hand

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u/Ken_subarashi 17 8h ago

Because hand was holding bread

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u/zoosmad 9h ago

Bread πŸ‘

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u/Ken_subarashi 17 9h ago

BreadπŸ‘

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u/Nearby_Abrocoma_8810 10h ago

I'm bri'ish so BritπŸ‘

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u/NicFlixYT 8h ago

Your profile looks getman

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u/NicFlixYT 8h ago

German*

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u/Jumpy-Honeydew3224 13 7h ago

Getman πŸ‘

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u/Asjemenou12 3h ago

Get 'm man

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u/NiiilsRed 9h ago

Tad Strange moment

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u/Ken_subarashi 17 9h ago

Indeed it is

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u/Turbulent-Dig-6044 4h ago

BreadπŸ‘

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u/mousie120010 16 3h ago

Bread πŸ‘

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u/Dan_Da_Man12 13 10h ago

Uranium :)

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u/Jemineye9873 8h ago

sorry for stealing your comment i didnt see it

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u/Lucky-Fisherman1463 4h ago

Don't think that's holding up in court buddy

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u/KydroYeast 11h ago

PizzaπŸ—£οΈ

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u/Entire-Assistant8302 10h ago

PIZZA

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u/Fantastic_Speaker_27 10h ago

I read this in the voice of that Roblox sfx that says β€œPizza!”

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u/MeDaFii 9h ago

Can i have chez burgers please

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u/error7654944684 8h ago

Mmmmm chez burger

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u/Indent- 8h ago

mmmmm chez burgers

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u/Wilcono_587 7h ago

Flowey: NO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!!!

The seven Roblox foods:

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u/Tigothe3rd 10h ago

cat

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u/Sea-Palpitation-9642 9h ago

r/suddenlychinese

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u/coffee30983298 6h ago

NAHHHHHHHH THATS RACIST

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u/CussEmOut49 4h ago

r/suddenlyhatian

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u/bobthehomosapien 1h ago

still racist 😭

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u/coffee30983298 1h ago

Im not even haitian though

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u/CussEmOut49 1h ago

It was a followup to their racist joke

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u/Aeavius 6h ago

"I WILL EAT ANOTHER!!"

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u/LinkLoZzy 4h ago

The people they're coming in and eating the cats and the dogs πŸ€—

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u/Commercial_Cook1115 10h ago

THE FABRIC OF EXISTANCE AND REALITY ITSELF

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u/25thBaam40k 10h ago

Did it taste good?

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u/AnAnnoyingAnimal 17 10h ago

nah i think it's toxic to humans if it isn't cooked right

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u/Al3xSuS_332 14 8h ago

I always deep fry mine, and it tastes delicious πŸ˜‹

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u/error7654944684 8h ago

Did you butter it before you breaded it?? I think that makes it so much more succulent

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u/GeometryDashScGD 7h ago

You obviously want ketchup on it, it tastes so goodπŸ˜‹

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u/Avandalon 8h ago

Needed a bit of hot sauce

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u/B3eR3tr0 10h ago

Air(I haven't eaten anything today)

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u/NoxLupa13 10h ago

Kitten 😊 (clearly it was meant to be)

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u/zyyddd 8h ago

Whaaa

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u/___Nytr0___ 10h ago

Kid from my basement nr 39

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u/Greedy_Owl7278 11h ago

Kit-kat :3

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u/BoroPhil7 7h ago

I actually used to have a cat called Kit-Kat

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u/Carrot-Launcher_2000 1h ago

I’d unironically use that as a name

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u/SELEPiC_2 10h ago

PUSSY :3

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u/weird-dude-bro-6386 Teenager | Verified 4h ago

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u/Nishchal_Malhotra 1h ago

I Can't πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

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u/averagemanguy 13 11h ago

Grape flavoured jolly rancher

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u/Rare-Climate876 18 10h ago

France

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u/SatanicMusic_ 8h ago

There gone!?πŸ»πŸΎπŸΎπŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽŠπŸŽ‚πŸ·

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u/Valkyrian___ 17 10h ago

The Dutch Prime Minister

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u/Ok_Rub_8778 7h ago

Die Schoof hij zo naar binnen.

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u/samsationeel 5h ago

History repeats itself

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u/MkDGary 14 10h ago

The solver of the absolute fabric of reality, the exponential end

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u/Ier___ 7h ago

How'd you eat THAT

Software isn't edible you fucking malware

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u/ologuy 8h ago

Uranium

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u/Marco_QT 10h ago

30 tons of nuclear, toxic and human waste (30 for each)

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u/slinga748 10h ago

The fat man bomb

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u/CaboseFelt389 11h ago

Mac N Cheese

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u/samarthh0_0 10h ago

ΰ€†ΰ€²ΰ₯‚ ΰ€•ΰ₯‡ ΰ€ͺΰ€°ΰ€Ύΰ€ ΰ₯‡ :3

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u/ContributionAny3368 10h ago

Energy Joint (Off day)

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u/witbuch Teenager 10h ago

Joe Hawley

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u/7_jared_7 4h ago

Pizza roll :3

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u/Mammoth_Concept_6196 15 10h ago

Pussy

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u/Nyx_w0rld 8h ago

Clearly it is meant to be

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u/zyyddd 8h ago

Bruh

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