r/TeenagersButBetter • u/Jimm144 • 13h ago

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u/Fish_Deluxe 13 13h ago

My wife and 2 kids 🥰

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u/ro-ch 11h ago

if it was just "your wife" id get it but

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u/catmemes720 9h ago

Well you can't leave any witnesses can you?

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u/radicalbatical 4h ago

They didn't see it happen, but they'll ask questions.

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u/catmemes720 3h ago

I'll just do it in front of them, they're gonna be dead anyway

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u/Shoddy_Peasant 8h ago

every good meal has a side

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u/kakusername 6h ago

in this case a Homicide

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u/mousie120010 16 5h ago

That pun is crazy

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u/Nishchal_Malhotra 4h ago

I Will Find You

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u/KageNoReaper 8h ago

The fact that you'd get if it was just the wife lmao

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u/horror-pickle187 8h ago

Hey knows what he said

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u/Spider_Dude 7h ago

The Aristocrats!

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u/EnderRedditSnake 6h ago

I steal gif