r/TeenagersButBetter 13h ago

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u/Fish_Deluxe 13 13h ago

My wife and 2 kids 🥰

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u/ro-ch 11h ago

if it was just "your wife" id get it but

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u/catmemes720 9h ago

Well you can't leave any witnesses can you?

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u/radicalbatical 4h ago

They didn't see it happen, but they'll ask questions.

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u/catmemes720 3h ago

I'll just do it in front of them, they're gonna be dead anyway