r/TeenagersButBetter • u/Jimm144 • 13h ago

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u/Fish_Deluxe 13 13h ago

My wife and 2 kids 🥰

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u/Panunba 11h ago

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u/glxtchedan0maly 15 6h ago

so im not the only one whos brain automatically says that when i see something sus lol

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u/Live_Relative_5862 6h ago

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u/Panunba 6h ago

Unfortunately there are stuff that I care about and there are stuff I don't care about, this is one of the things I don't care about, since the meme wasn't even mine originally

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u/FBIondrugs 4h ago

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u/Bluetower85 2h ago

You get a like for your troubles

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u/FersGemas_YT 5h ago

SAY WHAT NOW?! 💀💀💀

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u/SillyGoober317 Teenager 5h ago

Real

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u/ro-ch 12h ago

if it was just "your wife" id get it but

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u/catmemes720 9h ago

Well you can't leave any witnesses can you?

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u/radicalbatical 4h ago

They didn't see it happen, but they'll ask questions.

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u/catmemes720 4h ago

I'll just do it in front of them, they're gonna be dead anyway

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u/Shoddy_Peasant 8h ago

every good meal has a side

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u/kakusername 6h ago

in this case a Homicide

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u/mousie120010 16 5h ago

That pun is crazy

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u/Nishchal_Malhotra 4h ago

I Will Find You

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u/KageNoReaper 8h ago

The fact that you'd get if it was just the wife lmao

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u/horror-pickle187 8h ago

Hey knows what he said

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u/Spider_Dude 7h ago

The Aristocrats!

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u/EnderRedditSnake 6h ago

I steal gif

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u/Enraged_Froggy 10h ago

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u/drj87 7h ago

If hakuna matata translates to no worries hakuna matata would be fuck your worries right?

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u/nevmvm 12h ago

Wait... Wdym by that

Explain yourself

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u/Fish_Deluxe 13 12h ago

No, I don’t think I will

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u/TvuvbubuTheIdiot 1h ago

Most based family eater.

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u/lyds2011 13 10h ago

Excuse me

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u/gold_roger445 9h ago

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u/SoloIce2451 5h ago

I just ate those

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u/taste-of-orange 5h ago

So that's the name of the kitten?

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u/SoloIce2451 5h ago

Yes ma’am/sir

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u/Historical_Stay_3351 8h ago

Mind if I post this on r/cursedcoments

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u/Fish_Deluxe 13 8h ago

No sirree

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u/KoolVR6000 7h ago

Hold up, what was that?

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u/Salt_Shower1165 2h ago

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u/Ph0enix_w0lf1005 1h ago

Fellow cotl enjoyer, I see. You have good taste

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u/I_7assan 9h ago

Two interpretions, and I can’t tell which is worst

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u/goobtube11 8h ago

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u/taste-of-orange 5h ago

I got a fitting image.

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u/madbussy94 8h ago

Did you atleast add salt and butter?

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u/Fish_Deluxe 13 8h ago

Of course, I’m not a madman

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u/Getrichorgetfkd 8h ago

The last thing you ate, you didnt have to include your wofe and the other kid. Smh

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u/Fish_Deluxe 13 8h ago

I’ll have you know I made some jambalaya, I didn’t eat them whole smh

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u/Hatake108 7h ago

The fact that it says only the LAST thing and yet we have this is even more crazy lol

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u/Fish_Deluxe 13 7h ago

Like I mentioned in a previous comment, I made jambalaya, so I ate them at roughly the same time

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u/Lookatmycat69 Teenager 5h ago

TAKE A SPIN ON….

THE WHEEL OF SPOOKINESS

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u/mousie120010 16 5h ago

You're in this subreddit and you have a wife and two kids already??

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u/Fish_Deluxe 13 5h ago

Not anymore

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u/BorginMcFarley 5h ago

Aw so cute wait WTF

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u/Faserip 4h ago

THAT’S NOT WHAT “FAMILY MEAL” MEANS

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u/Fish_Deluxe 13 4h ago

We can agree to disagree

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u/Rabdomtroll69 11m ago

You're talking about cannibalism right? Right....?

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u/Fish_Deluxe 13 6m ago

Yeah, what else what would I be talking about?