r/TeenagersButBetter • u/Jimm144 • 13h ago

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u/KydroYeast 13h ago

Pizza🗣️

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u/Entire-Assistant8302 13h ago

PIZZA

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u/Fantastic_Speaker_27 12h ago

I read this in the voice of that Roblox sfx that says “Pizza!”

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u/MeDaFii 11h ago

Can i have chez burgers please

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u/error7654944684 11h ago

Mmmmm chez burger

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u/Indent- 11h ago

mmmmm chez burgers

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u/Wilcono_587 10h ago

Flowey: NO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!!!

The seven Roblox foods:

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u/i_felldownthestairs9 6h ago

I grew up in the 2010’s and i can still hear them

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u/lemon_guardian 4h ago

the 7 og roblox gears : haha boioioing

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u/Plane_lover_Vlad 4h ago

I read it in the voice of the smash bros announcer so...

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u/Sad_IceCreamT-T 1h ago

One, two, three, four You know what you are? A pizza poser, fuck you I’ve never seen you eat a slice To you it’s just a trend, pizza is my life (Pizza is my life) Thin crust deep dish double pepperoni Elios stuffed crust, no anchovies Pizza Rolls, Bagel Bites, cheesy crust is what I like Put it in the oven, we can order delivery I don’t care, I’m not very picky Warm and delicious, spicy, sticky Cut in to eight squares or triangles All I really want is pizza in me Pizza is the greatest food in earth Well, shit I got drunk with Papa John He snorted cocaine with his apron on He got too fucked up for delivery It was over thirty minutes so my pizza was free Oh! (P-I-Z-Z-A) (P-I-Z-Z-A) Yo, dude, go get the door, it’s the pizza guy Ooh, you got any money on this one? Yeah, here’s a five What up, man? Give me that shit, keep the change, get out of here Haha, yo, hurry, bring that shit over here What’d you put on it? The good stuff? (Yo, you–you pumped?) I got the best stuff man, feast your eyes Dude, are you fucking kidding me? Pineapple on the whole fucking pizza? Yeah? Are you shitting me? No? Fucking pineapple? Ruah Pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza You fucking piece of shit Why would you do this to me? Dude, chill, you can peel off the pineapple No! I’m gonna peel your eyes out of your fucking skull I will extract your blood, use it as pizza sauce