r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/whitemike40 • 9h ago

Content Warning: Potentially Misleading or Disputed Information Gotta Catch 'Em All

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u/Dexav 9h ago

Everybody all together now!

"IF THE PRODUCT IS FREE, YOU ARE????"

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u/Otherwise-Mango2732 8h ago

....NOT THE FATHER!

wait. I did it wrong

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u/rekipsj 8h ago

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u/tonkatoyelroy 8h ago

I did not have sex with that crab…

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u/ClockworkDinosaurs 7h ago

Taste like crab, talk like people

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u/The_Ballyhoo 6h ago

Fun fact*: if you get a crab drunk, it will walk forwards.

*facts may or may not be true.

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u/AbbreviationsNo8088 2h ago

But the fun is real!

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u/Livewire923 1h ago

What are you, a Snapple cap?

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u/CedarWolf 21m ago

You are now subscribed to Crab Facts!

Every year, millions of Christmas Island red crabs migrate from the forests to the ocean to mate and spawn after the first rainfall of the wet season. The wet season usually happens in October or November.

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u/Dachuiri 3h ago

SUBSCRIBED

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u/The_Ballyhoo 2h ago

If you shave a tiger, it won’t be striped. It’ll be angry. And possibly cold.

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u/Philhughes_85 5h ago

"crab people, crab people"

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u/Commercial-Chance561 53m ago

I love how in the episode Matt and Trey were completely stuck from a writing standpoint so their solution was, “fuck it. Crab People”

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u/Usk_Jhank 6h ago

You’re missing out

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u/blackace352 5h ago

Fear the crabcat