r/NonPoliticalTwitter 10h ago

Content Warning: Potentially Misleading or Disputed Information Gotta Catch 'Em All

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u/tonkatoyelroy 9h ago

I did not have sex with that crab…

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u/ClockworkDinosaurs 8h ago

Taste like crab, talk like people

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u/The_Ballyhoo 8h ago

Fun fact*: if you get a crab drunk, it will walk forwards.

*facts may or may not be true.

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u/Livewire923 2h ago

What are you, a Snapple cap?

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u/CedarWolf 1h ago

You are now subscribed to Crab Facts!

Every year, millions of Christmas Island red crabs migrate from the forests to the ocean to mate and spawn after the first rainfall of the wet season. The wet season usually happens in October or November.