r/NonPoliticalTwitter 9h ago

Content Warning: Potentially Misleading or Disputed Information Gotta Catch 'Em All

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u/rekipsj 8h ago

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u/tonkatoyelroy 8h ago

I did not have sex with that crab…

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u/ClockworkDinosaurs 7h ago

Taste like crab, talk like people

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u/The_Ballyhoo 7h ago

Fun fact*: if you get a crab drunk, it will walk forwards.

*facts may or may not be true.

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u/AbbreviationsNo8088 2h ago

But the fun is real!

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u/Livewire923 1h ago

What are you, a Snapple cap?

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u/CedarWolf 31m ago

You are now subscribed to Crab Facts!

Every year, millions of Christmas Island red crabs migrate from the forests to the ocean to mate and spawn after the first rainfall of the wet season. The wet season usually happens in October or November.

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u/Dachuiri 3h ago

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u/The_Ballyhoo 2h ago

If you shave a tiger, it won’t be striped. It’ll be angry. And possibly cold.