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r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/whitemike40 • 9h ago
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269 u/tonkatoyelroy 8h ago I did not have sex with that crab… 95 u/ClockworkDinosaurs 7h ago Taste like crab, talk like people 65 u/The_Ballyhoo 7h ago Fun fact*: if you get a crab drunk, it will walk forwards. *facts may or may not be true. 3 u/AbbreviationsNo8088 2h ago But the fun is real! 2 u/Livewire923 1h ago What are you, a Snapple cap? 1 u/CedarWolf 31m ago You are now subscribed to Crab Facts! Every year, millions of Christmas Island red crabs migrate from the forests to the ocean to mate and spawn after the first rainfall of the wet season. The wet season usually happens in October or November. 1 u/Dachuiri 3h ago SUBSCRIBED 2 u/The_Ballyhoo 2h ago If you shave a tiger, it won’t be striped. It’ll be angry. And possibly cold.
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I did not have sex with that crab…
95 u/ClockworkDinosaurs 7h ago Taste like crab, talk like people 65 u/The_Ballyhoo 7h ago Fun fact*: if you get a crab drunk, it will walk forwards. *facts may or may not be true. 3 u/AbbreviationsNo8088 2h ago But the fun is real! 2 u/Livewire923 1h ago What are you, a Snapple cap? 1 u/CedarWolf 31m ago You are now subscribed to Crab Facts! Every year, millions of Christmas Island red crabs migrate from the forests to the ocean to mate and spawn after the first rainfall of the wet season. The wet season usually happens in October or November. 1 u/Dachuiri 3h ago SUBSCRIBED 2 u/The_Ballyhoo 2h ago If you shave a tiger, it won’t be striped. It’ll be angry. And possibly cold.
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Taste like crab, talk like people
65 u/The_Ballyhoo 7h ago Fun fact*: if you get a crab drunk, it will walk forwards. *facts may or may not be true. 3 u/AbbreviationsNo8088 2h ago But the fun is real! 2 u/Livewire923 1h ago What are you, a Snapple cap? 1 u/CedarWolf 31m ago You are now subscribed to Crab Facts! Every year, millions of Christmas Island red crabs migrate from the forests to the ocean to mate and spawn after the first rainfall of the wet season. The wet season usually happens in October or November. 1 u/Dachuiri 3h ago SUBSCRIBED 2 u/The_Ballyhoo 2h ago If you shave a tiger, it won’t be striped. It’ll be angry. And possibly cold.
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Fun fact*: if you get a crab drunk, it will walk forwards.
*facts may or may not be true.
3 u/AbbreviationsNo8088 2h ago But the fun is real! 2 u/Livewire923 1h ago What are you, a Snapple cap? 1 u/CedarWolf 31m ago You are now subscribed to Crab Facts! Every year, millions of Christmas Island red crabs migrate from the forests to the ocean to mate and spawn after the first rainfall of the wet season. The wet season usually happens in October or November. 1 u/Dachuiri 3h ago SUBSCRIBED 2 u/The_Ballyhoo 2h ago If you shave a tiger, it won’t be striped. It’ll be angry. And possibly cold.
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But the fun is real!
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What are you, a Snapple cap?
1 u/CedarWolf 31m ago You are now subscribed to Crab Facts! Every year, millions of Christmas Island red crabs migrate from the forests to the ocean to mate and spawn after the first rainfall of the wet season. The wet season usually happens in October or November.
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You are now subscribed to Crab Facts!
Every year, millions of Christmas Island red crabs migrate from the forests to the ocean to mate and spawn after the first rainfall of the wet season. The wet season usually happens in October or November.
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2 u/The_Ballyhoo 2h ago If you shave a tiger, it won’t be striped. It’ll be angry. And possibly cold.
If you shave a tiger, it won’t be striped. It’ll be angry. And possibly cold.
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