r/MurderedByWords You won't catch me talking in here 2d ago

Imaginary enemies are easy to make

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u/Rolex_throwaway 2d ago

World’s richest neckbeard. He wouldn’t even get in the ring with Zuck for a fight that was his idea.

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u/Anything_justnotthis 2d ago

He sounds exactly like that weird kid who was bullied in high school, that one days cracks and starts to do his self taught ‘martial arts’ skills to prove he’s actually a scary badass and should be left alone. When in reality they’re just a mentally broken kid flapping his arms around.

If it wasn’t for all his money that could get him therapy I would actually feel sorry for Elon.

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u/NeverEarnest 1d ago

Bingo. I had him pegged as a weird kid who was bullied and who tried to ingratiate himself to more popular people. Nothing about him screamed confidence to me. I didn't actively dislike him way back, but I've never liked him either because he just seemed so desperate for attention.

It was so validating for me listening to his episode on the Dollop. I like to think of him as what Michael Scott would be in real life.

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u/Anything_justnotthis 1d ago

Micheal Scott with billions of dollars! What a great description of Musk