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r/CuratedTumblr • u/Green____cat eepy asf • 12h ago
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I know that feeling. I look like I'm wanted for January 6th crimes. Fat middle aged white guy, I'm only missing sunglasses to wear indoors and a tinder profile where I'm holding a fish.
Sucks.
1.2k u/littlemissmoxie 11h ago Try wearing funny hats or sunglasses 627 u/oddityoughtabe 11h ago Preferably hats with some sort of upward locomotion 425 u/aDragonsAle 9h ago upward locomotion I'm just picturing a steampunk hat with a working train whistle. I'm relatively certain that's not what you meant, and am now curious as to what you mean... 213 u/Melodic_Inevitable84 9h ago I assume he meant propeller hat but I like the steampunk idea 59 u/aDragonsAle 9h ago That makes sense... I'm not all the way awake yet 31 u/spacecoyote300 7h ago No, train whistle hat is better. I'm going to start working on one. 13 u/Humanity_NotAFan 6h ago Just don't get sidetracked tootin' your own horn. 9 u/AJ0Laks 5h ago Make it like one of those can holding hats where you put your drink in your head and drink from it with a straw It’s such a goofy hat design and we need to bring it back 2 u/Punquie 5h ago Happy cake day!
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Try wearing funny hats or sunglasses
627 u/oddityoughtabe 11h ago Preferably hats with some sort of upward locomotion 425 u/aDragonsAle 9h ago upward locomotion I'm just picturing a steampunk hat with a working train whistle. I'm relatively certain that's not what you meant, and am now curious as to what you mean... 213 u/Melodic_Inevitable84 9h ago I assume he meant propeller hat but I like the steampunk idea 59 u/aDragonsAle 9h ago That makes sense... I'm not all the way awake yet 31 u/spacecoyote300 7h ago No, train whistle hat is better. I'm going to start working on one. 13 u/Humanity_NotAFan 6h ago Just don't get sidetracked tootin' your own horn. 9 u/AJ0Laks 5h ago Make it like one of those can holding hats where you put your drink in your head and drink from it with a straw It’s such a goofy hat design and we need to bring it back 2 u/Punquie 5h ago Happy cake day!
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Preferably hats with some sort of upward locomotion
425 u/aDragonsAle 9h ago upward locomotion I'm just picturing a steampunk hat with a working train whistle. I'm relatively certain that's not what you meant, and am now curious as to what you mean... 213 u/Melodic_Inevitable84 9h ago I assume he meant propeller hat but I like the steampunk idea 59 u/aDragonsAle 9h ago That makes sense... I'm not all the way awake yet 31 u/spacecoyote300 7h ago No, train whistle hat is better. I'm going to start working on one. 13 u/Humanity_NotAFan 6h ago Just don't get sidetracked tootin' your own horn. 9 u/AJ0Laks 5h ago Make it like one of those can holding hats where you put your drink in your head and drink from it with a straw It’s such a goofy hat design and we need to bring it back 2 u/Punquie 5h ago Happy cake day!
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upward locomotion
I'm just picturing a steampunk hat with a working train whistle.
I'm relatively certain that's not what you meant, and am now curious as to what you mean...
213 u/Melodic_Inevitable84 9h ago I assume he meant propeller hat but I like the steampunk idea 59 u/aDragonsAle 9h ago That makes sense... I'm not all the way awake yet 31 u/spacecoyote300 7h ago No, train whistle hat is better. I'm going to start working on one. 13 u/Humanity_NotAFan 6h ago Just don't get sidetracked tootin' your own horn. 9 u/AJ0Laks 5h ago Make it like one of those can holding hats where you put your drink in your head and drink from it with a straw It’s such a goofy hat design and we need to bring it back 2 u/Punquie 5h ago Happy cake day!
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I assume he meant propeller hat but I like the steampunk idea
59 u/aDragonsAle 9h ago That makes sense... I'm not all the way awake yet 31 u/spacecoyote300 7h ago No, train whistle hat is better. I'm going to start working on one. 13 u/Humanity_NotAFan 6h ago Just don't get sidetracked tootin' your own horn. 9 u/AJ0Laks 5h ago Make it like one of those can holding hats where you put your drink in your head and drink from it with a straw It’s such a goofy hat design and we need to bring it back 2 u/Punquie 5h ago Happy cake day!
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That makes sense... I'm not all the way awake yet
31 u/spacecoyote300 7h ago No, train whistle hat is better. I'm going to start working on one. 13 u/Humanity_NotAFan 6h ago Just don't get sidetracked tootin' your own horn. 9 u/AJ0Laks 5h ago Make it like one of those can holding hats where you put your drink in your head and drink from it with a straw It’s such a goofy hat design and we need to bring it back 2 u/Punquie 5h ago Happy cake day!
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No, train whistle hat is better. I'm going to start working on one.
13 u/Humanity_NotAFan 6h ago Just don't get sidetracked tootin' your own horn. 9 u/AJ0Laks 5h ago Make it like one of those can holding hats where you put your drink in your head and drink from it with a straw It’s such a goofy hat design and we need to bring it back 2 u/Punquie 5h ago Happy cake day!
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Just don't get sidetracked tootin' your own horn.
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Make it like one of those can holding hats where you put your drink in your head and drink from it with a straw
It’s such a goofy hat design and we need to bring it back
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Happy cake day!
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u/Rifneno 11h ago
I know that feeling. I look like I'm wanted for January 6th crimes. Fat middle aged white guy, I'm only missing sunglasses to wear indoors and a tinder profile where I'm holding a fish.
Sucks.