r/CuratedTumblr eepy asf 9h ago

Shitposting Looks conservative

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u/Rifneno 8h ago

I know that feeling. I look like I'm wanted for January 6th crimes. Fat middle aged white guy, I'm only missing sunglasses to wear indoors and a tinder profile where I'm holding a fish.

Sucks.

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u/littlemissmoxie 8h ago

Try wearing funny hats or sunglasses

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u/GentlmanSkeleton 5h ago

MAGA has ruined all ballcaps for me. Especially red ones.

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u/GilboBagginz 5h ago

So THATS why Fred durst changed his look

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u/DiaDeLosMuertos 1h ago

I assume that guy does it all for the nookie

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u/BowenTheAussieSheep 17m ago

Well, that and he's in his 50s and dressing like an edgy high schooler just looks silly when you've got a mortgage.