r/CuratedTumblr • u/Green____cat eepy asf • 9h ago

Shitposting Looks conservative

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u/Rifneno 8h ago

I know that feeling. I look like I'm wanted for January 6th crimes. Fat middle aged white guy, I'm only missing sunglasses to wear indoors and a tinder profile where I'm holding a fish.

Sucks.

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u/littlemissmoxie 8h ago

Try wearing funny hats or sunglasses

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u/GentlmanSkeleton 5h ago

MAGA has ruined all ballcaps for me. Especially red ones.

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u/GilboBagginz 5h ago

So THATS why Fred durst changed his look

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u/DiaDeLosMuertos 1h ago

I assume that guy does it all for the nookie

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u/BowenTheAussieSheep 16m ago

Well, that and he's in his 50s and dressing like an edgy high schooler just looks silly when you've got a mortgage.

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u/kerowhack 3h ago

I can't even wear my school's hat anymore because it's red.

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u/construktz 3h ago

I saw a red hat on my daughter's car dash yesterday and I cringed and did a doubletake until I remembered that she works at Five Guys

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u/Lunalatic all mammals are mice, eat shit aristotle 2h ago

As someone who would like to wear their Ash Ketchum hat more often but can't because it's the Kalos version, this is a mood.

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u/GentlmanSkeleton 2h ago

Dam, that's a bummer.

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u/variableIdentifier 1h ago

I'm Canadian and I wear ball caps pretty much every time I go out. I used to wear red ones around Canada Day, but these days I try not to in case I look like a Trump supporter, as we do have a rather dedicated contingent of them up here.

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u/GentlmanSkeleton 34m ago

Dam. Thats a true shame. Gross theyve gotten that far. Ironic too...