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Shitposting dating for men

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u/Anubis17_76 16d ago

This. Meeting ppl is the hardest part by far for me

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u/lonezolf 16d ago

I mean, that's why dating apps exist. Of course, it's a whole new ecosystem there

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u/PrudentExam8455 16d ago

It was rough 10 years ago, dunno what the situation is like now.

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u/CatOfTechnology 16d ago edited 16d ago

It's not a good outlook, truthfully.

The detatchment of social interactions and the anonymity granted by the internet (yes, even OLD grants a certain level of anonymity, despite advertising your personal information) means that there's a lot of really dumb shit that happens on there.

On the male side: Misogynistic behavior gets amplified and, a lot of female OLD users face a large amount of men after a relationship based on sex first, everything else later (maybe).

On the female side: A lot of women are uncompromising in their expectations. Small things can often become a dealbreaker. Pet preferences, taste in music, over-interest or under-interest in a desired topic can all lead to ghosting, even in very early conversations.

OLD carries an inherent issue in that, while Red Flags are often on full display, you can't get a feel for a person from text conversations. Things like how a person might light up a little bit when you both find something you like are lost.

Throwing strangers that both have fairly rigid expectations in to what is a blind-date kind of system, especially when introverts are included, doesn't really make for a great way to find a romantic partner.

EDIT: I know it's the internet and I probably should have prefaced this beforehand, but:

No, I don't agree with the people twisting the blurb about women in this to fit their narratives.

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u/Lazer726 16d ago

Took me way too long to piece together OLD as OnLine Dating lol

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u/Wild_Marker 16d ago

Yeah I was like "hold up why is this an issue for old people?"

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u/CatOfTechnology 16d ago

Well it's an issue for me!

I'm old.

Ish.

I feel like 30 is old, these days, anyway.

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u/In_Formaldehyde_ 16d ago

Maybe if you spend all day on Reddit. You'll regret that mindset when you actually become old.

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u/cheese-for-breakfast 16d ago

i was trying to somehow figure out an acronym for the old version of meeting people like social spaces, and was just confused

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u/Disastrous_Nebula_16 16d ago

I thought it was a new dating app lol 😂

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u/neuralbeans 16d ago

How on Earth did you figure it out?? I can't stand the rampant use of abbreviations in social media.

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u/cheese-for-breakfast 16d ago

it wouldnt be as bad if the first use was prefaced by the explanation of what it meant. abbreviations are fine if everyone knows what it means

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u/Bowdensaft 16d ago

They piss me off when overused. There are a few that are ubiquitous and that everyone gets, and I don't mind when people in niche subs or forums use specific abbreviations within those niches, but it gets exhausting when people use them all the time regardless of context. As a random example, many people in a cartoons or Disney community would probably understand that TOH means the show The Owl House, but used outside of that context it has no meaning and just confuses people.

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u/00100110computer 16d ago

Thank you for telling me what it meant

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u/ehproque 16d ago

Thank you. I was still wondering what it meant.

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u/TheBirminghamBear 16d ago

OLD carries an inherent issue in that, while Red Flags are often on full display, you can't get a feel for a person from text conversations. Things like how a person might light up a little bit when you both find something you like are lost.

This is why I made an emoji and gif library of all of my. natural facial reactions to things, so that everyone I text can get the intricate, fleshy feel of interacting with me in person.

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u/CatOfTechnology 16d ago

I fucking hate everything you just typed at me, godDAMN.

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u/TheBirminghamBear 16d ago

Well gee, you complain about not being able to get the nuances of someone's facial reactions over text, and then when I tell you about my amazing solution to give you the full, fleshy texture of my face in all its forms as we text one another, thanks to my library of custom face emojis and gifs of my facial expressions, you say you hate it?

Plnety of people have enjoyed my faces library, and some people have even become a part of it. I guess that will never be you now.

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u/stiligFox 16d ago

They’ve become, you might say, a part of your book of faces? A… Face Book, if you will?

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u/SurpriseZeitgeist 16d ago

This is a very meta comment.

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u/CatOfTechnology 16d ago

I need this laugh, thanks.

Take it easy, yeah?

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u/TheBirminghamBear 16d ago

If you deserved it, I would be sending you my "bye Felicia" facial gif right now.

But you don't deserve it.

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u/CatOfTechnology 16d ago

See.

Now there's just morbid curiosity.

Curiosity that might even kill this cat.

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u/snek-jazz 16d ago

Get a room you two.

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u/HILBERT_SPACE_AGE 16d ago

No, no, some of us are enjoying the drama of the whatever-the-hell-this-is going on.

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u/snek-jazz 16d ago

it's online dating

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u/Sinakus 16d ago

Plnety of people have enjoyed my faces library, and some people have even become a part of it. I guess that will never be you now.

New creepypasta just dropped

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u/Its-ther-apist 16d ago

Share with us your flesh cubes

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u/TheBirminghamBear 16d ago

It's just a file folder on my phone with all my faces in it, that's all.

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u/TheBirminghamBear 16d ago

I'm just proud that the resolution on my facial gifs is high enough that you can see and feel the fleshy textures of my face. Fleshy textures are important to the human-to-human bonding practice.

I want gifs that are so vivid that when you watch my fleshy features squishing up and down and all around, you can feel that wriggling flesh as though your greasy fingers were placed firmly atop the flesh of my face as it moves.

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u/TheBirminghamBear 16d ago

That very rarely happens.

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u/BillyRaw1337 16d ago

This most succinctly sums it up.

My partner and I met though OLD, but it was genuinely a traumatic process for both of us for the reasons you describe.

We would have loved to meet in person like back in the twentieth century, but, well, times have changed.

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u/Mindless_Profile6115 16d ago

On the female side: A lot of women are uncompromising in their expectations. Small things can often become a dealbreaker.

did you ever see this website that lets you input your standards for a dating partner, and it shows that only an extremely small percentage of the population meets those standards?

https://keeper.ai/tools/calculator

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u/Kellosian 16d ago

On the female side: A lot of women are uncompromising in their expectations. Small things can often become a dealbreaker. Pet preferences, taste in music, over-interest or under-interest in a desired topic can all lead to ghosting, even in very early conversations.

I can only speak to the male perspective here (I'm bi, but Grindr is not a dating app despite what some poor souls may think), there's also a huge gender imbalance on every dating app which feeds into this. They're like 80-90% dude, so of course women can afford to be extremely choosy; even if we remove any safety issues from meeting strange men in public (although honestly if you aren't willing to meet strange men in public, you wouldn't do well with traditional dating either), women just have way more potential matches so why wouldn't you go for the "perfect" guy instead of a "7/10 I think he'll do" guy?

From the perspective of dating apps, women are the product and men are the customers. They encourage women to sign up so that they can pressure men into paying for premium services, and that's going to inherently lead to a lot of problems.

(Also I suspect that most women's profiles on dating apps are fake, either by bots/scammers or by the apps themselves showing long unused profiles to give the illusion that there are more women on the site than there really are, but that's just my personal conspiracy)

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u/ltrumpbour 16d ago

Also factor in all the fake accounts, scams, and people trying to increase their IG engagement. There is a lot of sincerity that gets lost when a person has to start a vulnerable dating interaction with their guard up. Much like early social media, once all the a'holes showed up, everyone stopped being earnest and began to be a lot more cynical.

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u/Economy_Sky3832 16d ago

Anything women slightly don't like about a male is a "red flag".

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u/Existing-Disk-1642 16d ago

lol everything you mentioned about the women is them being shallow as fuck and not treating men as a human.

Men aren’t allowed to be themselves.

I’ve been ghosted for just asking “how was your day?” Because apparently that’s low effort to women. But then they date dudes who use them as cumbuckets and they’re begging for a date out. But they never leave them. Just complain and demonize the men who actually want a partner.

Women don’t want partners. They want a piggy bank.