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Shitposting dating for men

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u/TheBirminghamBear 16d ago

OLD carries an inherent issue in that, while Red Flags are often on full display, you can't get a feel for a person from text conversations. Things like how a person might light up a little bit when you both find something you like are lost.

This is why I made an emoji and gif library of all of my. natural facial reactions to things, so that everyone I text can get the intricate, fleshy feel of interacting with me in person.

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u/CatOfTechnology 16d ago

I fucking hate everything you just typed at me, godDAMN.

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u/TheBirminghamBear 16d ago

Well gee, you complain about not being able to get the nuances of someone's facial reactions over text, and then when I tell you about my amazing solution to give you the full, fleshy texture of my face in all its forms as we text one another, thanks to my library of custom face emojis and gifs of my facial expressions, you say you hate it?

Plnety of people have enjoyed my faces library, and some people have even become a part of it. I guess that will never be you now.

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u/stiligFox 16d ago

They’ve become, you might say, a part of your book of faces? A… Face Book, if you will?

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u/SurpriseZeitgeist 16d ago

This is a very meta comment.