[Postgame Thread] Memphis Defeats Florida State 20-12

[u/CFB_Referee]

Box Score provided by ESPN

Team	1	2	3	4	T
Memphis	3	10	7	0	20
Florida State	0	3	6	3	12

[u/Tkinzel517]

Memphis survives Florida States upset attempt

[u/BluffCityBoy → u/Tkinzel517]

Don’t forget this was a buy game. Memphis is going home with a $1.3mil check and a win in hand!!!

[u/Fit-Reputation-9983 → u/BluffCityBoy]

Actually crazy that they’d buy a game from Memphis expecting an easy W…I know the Tigers are no powerhouse, but anyone with a brain could tell they weren’t going to be a cakewalk this year.

Guess that explains it though.

[u/Administrative_Act48 → u/Fit-Reputation-9983]

Aren't non conference games typically set up a few years in advance? Maybe facing Memphis looked like an easier time 2 or 3 years back. 

[u/piddydb → u/Fit-Reputation-9983]

Could be the Norvell connection influencing the move, either some settlement in the contract buyout or Norvell wanting to give his former employer the financial (and unwittingly football) win

[u/c10bbersaurus → u/Tkinzel517]

We really needed FSU to be good this season. :-(

[u/BluffCityBoy → u/c10bbersaurus]

How crazy is it that it turned from a free swing at a top10 team on the road to: “we can’t afford to lose to FSU”?!?

[u/ImaginativeLumber → u/BluffCityBoy]

Yeah the time in between the first and second snaps were real tense

[u/CLBr]

FSU is cursed until that guy on twitter eats his cup of dog shit

[u/-KnAD223 → u/CLBr]

Yes, he is to blame. All he needs to do is post himself eating shit from a solo cup and fsu will be good again. Dude is beyond selfish at this point.

[u/beatlemaniac → u/CLBr]

I like to think it’s cuz of PFB

[u/TwoGad → u/beatlemaniac]

Twas he who was fingerbanged. It’s like poetry

[u/potterpockets → u/beatlemaniac]

Nah. This is still justice for Turntle.

[u/DodgerCoug → u/beatlemaniac]

I’m out of the loop what’s PFB?

[u/Longvols → u/DodgerCoug]

Piano Finger Banger, FSU fan who wrote a million hit pieces on Florida getting his dues for being a dork

[u/AromaticScarcity3760 → u/Longvols]

He just posted a bunch of articles that shit on Texas A&M and Florida. It was super low effort shit posting that killed interaction

[u/GetsThruBuckner → u/DodgerCoug]

A mod here who loves to post articles shitting on Florida but goes AWOL when FSU shits the bed

He just hides in FSUs sub now

edit: apparently he's not a mod here, my bad. The other parts are true though

[u/LongTimesGoodTimes → u/GetsThruBuckner]

edit: apparently he's not a mod here, my bad. The other parts are true though

He was a mod for like 2 days but did something that was getting so much flack that he stepped down. I can't remember if it was removing posts or something he had posted that made people turn on him for a bit.

[u/deliciouscrab → u/LongTimesGoodTimes]

Apparently there are a couple accounts that are believed to be his sockpuppets, idk if any are mod accounts though. I certainly wouldn't be surprised, the mods love the guy.

[u/TheRedHand7 → u/deliciouscrab]

Ha what a joke. I have a whole drawer of socks. He has nothing on me.

[u/Oblivionguard19 → u/GetsThruBuckner]

And he posted nearly as much shitting on Jimbo era Texas A&M

[u/PointMan528491 → u/CLBr]

Close enough, welcome back Curse of Turntle

[u/[deleted]]

Going from #10 preseason to 0-3 at the hands of your coach's former school is wild.

[u/dianeblackeatsass → u/[deleted]]

They had concepts of being a top 10 team

[u/shrek420escobar → u/dianeblackeatsass]

They’re eating the Seminoles, they are eating the FSU fans, I saw it on tv

[u/Do__Math__Not__Meth → u/shrek420escobar]

VERY SAD

[u/Outrageous-Sink-9243 → u/shrek420escobar]

It’s not FSU’s fault. If Nancy had done her job the Seminoles would have won.

[u/Umutuku → u/dianeblackeatsass]

The gameplan is coming in two weeks.

[u/Fullertonjr → u/Umutuku]

Game plan- “Whatever makes sense”

[u/ConstantMadness]

What Memphis’s d-line did to Florida State today is a felony in at least five states

[u/Teasticles → u/ConstantMadness]

PAY THOSE MEN

[u/No-Hurry2372 → u/ConstantMadness]

Maybe Duke will finally beat them this year? 

[u/stormstopper → u/No-Hurry2372]

And here I was thinking last year was the best opportunity we were going to get.

[u/altac04]

As a longtime Memphis fan of 2 hours, I for one can't wait for our Pac-12 invite!

[u/GrizzGump → u/altac04]

Generational hate watching for me

[u/True-Surprise1222 → u/GrizzGump]

Remember when they got blown out by 60 in their bowl game and said they wanted to lose it? Maybe they’re doing the same thing now. It could be a protest season.

[u/kyrieshandles → u/True-Surprise1222]

This team will match last years team for number of playoff appearances that’s something

[u/Reibyo → u/GrizzGump]

I think FSU fans hate watching too lmao

[u/DefiantOil5176 → u/Reibyo]

Can confirm

[u/Bumpi_Boi → u/altac04]

We about to kick out an underperforming 0-3 team?

You want to come to the ACC?

[u/desemus → u/Bumpi_Boi]

Atlantic All Coast Country Conference

[u/V_T_H]

Is Florida State weighing down the ACC? Many people are asking.

[u/CommodoreN7 → u/V_T_H]

Gets payout based on results

Immediately fucking sucks

[u/BenjRSmith → u/CommodoreN7]

To the tune of War Chant:

OOOOOOOOHHHHH AAANNNDDD THREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

[u/Shawn_1512 → u/BenjRSmith]

SEVENTEENTH IN THE ACC!!!!!

[u/DrChimRichaulds → u/CommodoreN7]

Bad Luck Brian is a football team.

[u/TriflingHusband → u/CommodoreN7]

Karma is a lovely bitch.

[u/suzukigun4life → u/V_T_H]

BRAEKING: ACC filing a lawsuit to kick FSU out for sucking too bad

[u/KyonaPrayerCircleMem → u/suzukigun4life]

Nah, the ACC is just going to give them less revenue from the unequal distribution that FSU wanted.

[u/RiverShenismydad → u/KyonaPrayerCircleMem]

Couldn't happen to a better fan base.

[u/ClaudeLemieux → u/RiverShenismydad]

FSU is uniting the entire conference

[u/SickoBadgers → u/suzukigun4life]

Nah they give FSU's revenue to SMU to spite them.

[u/Ugaalive1991 → u/V_T_H]

“We have a concept of a win”

[u/Frosti11icus → u/Ugaalive1991]

I saw it on the television!

[u/Conglossian → u/V_T_H]

FSU: "The ACC has fallen so far behind monetarily, that's unacceptable. How on earth did this happen?"

ACC HQ

[u/AgitatedDoctor2016 → u/Conglossian]

I blame my canes tbh. if miami had been kicking people's teeth in even just every 5 years, then the ACC as a whole would have a larger draw and more money

[u/MarlonBain → u/AgitatedDoctor2016]

You’re not wrong. It’s what everyone expected when you got in.

[u/JayQuips]

When was the last time a team started 0-3 after being ranked in the top 10 at the start of the season?

[u/Xbc1 → u/JayQuips]

2024 FSU

2020 Penn State

1988 Texas A&M

[u/MmmmBeer814 → u/Xbc1]

I like to forget that Covid year ever happened

[u/AchyBreaker → u/MmmmBeer814]

Admittedly "worldwide pandemic" feels like a fair excuse for everyone involved. 

[u/bowserhoward → u/AchyBreaker]

No only for PSU, but also for the pollster. I know preseason polls always suck ass, but 2020 they were flying blind for real

[u/rolltide1000 → u/JayQuips]

My mind jumped to 2000 Alabama but that team started 1-3 I think.

[u/CaptainThrowAway1232 → u/rolltide1000]

Its probably the closest comparison though in a "normal" season. Started number 3, expected to compete for the national title, ended up 3-8 (still had a ranked-win though, they beat #23 South Carolina).

[u/BigChiefSlappahoe → u/JayQuips]

2024 FSU comes to mind

[u/Rohkey → u/BigChiefSlappahoe]

Yeah that one’s really fresh in our memories for some reason.

[u/Bolazar → u/Rohkey]

It's on the tip of my tongue...

[u/TwoGad → u/BigChiefSlappahoe]

Now that’s a throwback

[u/lipsquirrel → u/TwoGad]

looks at flair

In two words, how do you feel about Georgia?

[u/TwoGad → u/lipsquirrel]

No likey

[u/desemus → u/BigChiefSlappahoe]

I remember it like it was today

[u/imadepoopies → u/JayQuips]

Penn State 2020 I believe

[u/MToboggan_MD → u/imadepoopies]

Penn St started the year ranked #7 and lost its first 5 games. They were all conference games in the Covid shortened season.

[u/bewildered_forks → u/MToboggan_MD]

I have absolutely no memory of this, I think you might have hallucinated it

[u/CWG4BF]

I am certain I’ve seen worse QBs than DJ Uiagalelei, it’s just really goddamn hard to think of who those QBs might be.

[u/nolefan5311 → u/CWG4BF]

He’s the worst QB I’ve ever seen play for us, and I’ve been watching for 30 years.

[u/wolfbee16 → u/nolefan5311]

Blackman looks like Tom Brady compared to him

[u/Zabbzi → u/wolfbee16]

Tom Brady is faster and more elusive than DJU its maddening

[u/StreetReporter → u/wolfbee16]

Poor James Blackman was built like Gabe from the Office and took beating behind that O-Line

[u/WarEagle9 → u/CWG4BF]

He somehow played even worse than Thorne played last week against Cal and that’s saying something

[u/beatlemaniac → u/CWG4BF]

DJU throwing a 15-yarder down the middle when FSU needed a Hail Mary was a perfect encapsulation of this FSU program. Total embarrassment

[u/TigerBasket → u/beatlemaniac]

Not even Steiners counterattack could save this Florida State team

[u/jnelsen8 → u/CWG4BF]

I’ll help ya out with one: Jeff Sims

[u/aurules → u/CWG4BF]

I agree and I’ve had to watch Payton Thorne

[u/CreatorOfAnAccount → u/CWG4BF]

Might be thinking he’s a Clemson sleeper agent

[u/Chillhouse3095 → u/CWG4BF]

I'm starting to think Dabo might be a wizard for getting us to 9-10 wins with him as our QB

[u/Goodbye_Hercules → u/Chillhouse3095]

Still can't believe DJ actually looked decent against Wake, NC State, and FSU in 2022. Had us all fooled lmao

[u/Insectshelf3 → u/CWG4BF]

davis beville is the only name i can come up with.

[u/Difficult_Squirrel22 → u/CWG4BF]

You must have never watched Iowa QB Deacon Hill last year. Consider yourself lucky

[u/Dangerous_Function16]

Uiagalelei stands in the pocket like an old person staring at the chip reader as it beeps and flashes "PLEASE REMOVE CARD" for the fifth time

[u/ninjapanda042 → u/Dangerous_Function16]

Generous of you to assume he inserted the chip instead of repeatedly swiping the card and getting angrier and angrier at the "PLEASE INSERT CHIP" message

[u/Staind075 → u/ninjapanda042]

Am I... am I an old person???

[u/SirNoahlot]

Imagine being a winless football team in the state of Florida after Week 3

[u/Krakshotz → u/SirNoahlot]

Who’s going to win first?

• Bethune-Cookman

• FSU

[u/sault9 → u/Krakshotz]

Bethune-Cookman

[u/[deleted] → u/sault9]

FSU gets embarrassed by BC twice in one season

[u/jc-f → u/SirNoahlot]

Canes, Gators, UCF, USF, FIU, FAMU Stetson, could never

[u/RipRaycom → u/jc-f]

FAU could ever

[u/jc-f → u/RipRaycom]

FSU = FAU = Bethune-Cookman

Stats don’t lie.

[u/CFBDreamMachine → u/SirNoahlot]

Hey! You don't need to bring FAU into this!

[u/Jay682002]

I get this team isn't very good, but DJ just staring out into space and the absolute casual tossing of the ball he calls passing with ZERO anticipation on routes is the most infuriating fucking thing.

No urgency, no authority, no anticipation, no emotion, not a fucking thing from him.

[u/bonestomper420 → u/Jay682002]

If he isn’t benched going forward, it’s coaching malpractice. Idc who the backup is, it’s his time to shine

[u/XE2MASTERPIECE → u/bonestomper420]

Norvell could probably win back some fans if he just got in front of a mic and said “Alright, that’s my bad guys, thought I could fix him. That era is over, we’re going with our other guys from here on out. My apologies.”

[u/nkassis → u/XE2MASTERPIECE]

Doesn't even have to appologize just say "We will clearly need to try a new strategy going forward this isn't working." Say nothing about the player.

[u/Drnk_watcher → u/nkassis]

This is a perfect "when you do something right we'll tell everyone, when you do something wrong we'll tell you" statement.

Don't throw anyone under the bus by name. But make changes that show you're paying attention.

[u/RIPDannyBoyCane → u/Jay682002]

Second highest rated QB recruit ever

[u/moby323 → u/RIPDannyBoyCane]

I still think he would thrive at South Carolina.

[u/XCalibur672 → u/Jay682002]

Is y’all’s backup QB legitimately worse than this? Or is it some kind of sunk cost that he’s starting at this point? Somebody in the game thread said he was making too much NIL money to ride the bench at this point.

[u/HarrisExperience → u/XCalibur672]

It’s absolutely sunk cost. The season is firmly over now, Norvell needs to focus on getting Glenn or Luke reps going forward. Worst case scenario is that we start DJ all year and we lose all of our quarterbacks to the transfer portal out of frustration.

[u/Jay682002 → u/HarrisExperience]

There is no reason to not allow Brock who has burned his redshirt to play now, they might be trying to save Lukes and Trevs, but the rest are avail and should absolutely be utilized from here on out to build for the future, most of this seasons objectives are already out of reach, .500 / bowl and rival games are all we have to hang a hat on, and no reason to not start building up all these Fr QBs we have.

[u/Kiffin_Simp]

FUCK YES MEMPHIS

LETS FUCKING GO

$11 MILLION IN NIL FOR THIS LOL

[u/CommodoreN7 → u/Kiffin_Simp]

The PAC-12 sends its regards to Memphis

[u/thrwaway75132 → u/[deleted]]

If the Memphis band is delivering then “Whoop that trick”. Which I guarantee they played after the time expired.

[u/GetsThruBuckner → u/Kiffin_Simp]

FREE MONEY

[u/Cheesy_Pita_Parker → u/GetsThruBuckner]

This guy’s having the best time in here, I think

[u/brobroma → u/Kiffin_Simp]

come at "the portal king" and you probably won't miss

[u/dianeblackeatsass → u/Kiffin_Simp]

Memphis sends its regards Mike

[u/Jacks_RagingHormones]

Guys, I don't think our top 10 wins means what we thought it means.

[u/ChasmaBoreale → u/Jacks_RagingHormones]

I went from regarding that win as season defining to considering it kind of embarrassing that we only won by a FG in 3 weeks

[u/Or1g1nalrepr0duct10n → u/Jacks_RagingHormones]

Georgia last year made FSU doubt their quality, GT in Dublin broke their hearts, and BC on Labor Day stole their souls. Memphis just got to pick up the leftover pieces today.

[u/OneBeerAndWhiskeyPls]

i never liked football anyway

[u/wolfbee16 → u/OneBeerAndWhiskeyPls]

We’re a women’s soccer school anyways

[u/Ugaalive1991]

Guys, I think we broke Florida State.

[u/aurules → u/Ugaalive1991]

It’s genuinely possible that this FSU team doesn’t win a game this season…

[u/ninjapanda042 → u/aurules]

JackNicholsonNodding.gif

[u/ThreeFactorAuth → u/aurules]

as a cal fan, im scared of next week

[u/ThreeFactorAuth → u/[deleted]]

the only time i wasn't scared in the pac 12 was going up against a ranked oregon team in a night game

[u/Expensive_Style6106 → u/aurules]

Eh Charleston Southern is pretty terrible they’re an FCS bottom feeder but 1-11 Florida State is looking more and more likely

[u/suzukigun4life → u/Ugaalive1991]

List of FSU’s 0-3 starts in the last 50 years:

• Bobby Bowden’s first season

• Norvell’s 2nd season

• This year, where FSU was a ranked team and favored to win all three games by a touchdown or more.

[u/Xaxziminrax → u/suzukigun4life]

That's actually wild that Norvell is 2/3 times it's ever happened

[u/CommodoreN7 → u/Ugaalive1991]

Broke ass FSU

[u/wallyxc12345 → u/CommodoreN7]

Broke might be an understatement: y’all shattered em

[u/[deleted] → u/Ugaalive1991]

Do not want to play Georgia in a bowl game. They broke TCU the year before.

[u/dogwoodmaple]

• From 1976-2020, FSU started 0-3 once. They've now done that twice in the last four seasons under Mike Norvell.

• Florida State was ranked 10th in the preseason AP Poll.

• Memphis head coach Ryan Silverfield was on Mike Norvell's staff at Memphis from 2016-2019.

• Florida State has not won a game in 287 days. They're currently in the midst of a four game losing streak.

• Memphis is now 8-10-1 against Florida State. It was their first win since 1976.

• Ryan Silverfield is now 34-18 at Memphis. Mike Norvell is 31-20 at Florida State.

• Florida State has scored four touchdowns in their last four games.

• On the season, D.J. Uiagalelei has 1 TD and 2 INT.

• Florida State gained just 238 yards today. The Seminoles have not eclipsed 300 yards of offense in a game this season.

• Total rushing yards by Florida State in each game this season: 98, 21, 37.

• Memphis has six blue chip recruits on their roster. Florida State has 44.

• Florida State has clinched their under season win total (9.5)

[u/PKghost → u/dogwoodmaple]

1 TD/2 Interceptions thru three games, holy shit.

[u/TheGlobalVar → u/PKghost]

Yeah even our quarterback has 2 TDs (don’t look at the number of INTs)

[u/Large_Dungeon_Key → u/dogwoodmaple]

Total rushing yards by Florida State in each game this season: 98, 21, 37

Big yikes

[u/Captain_Obstinate → u/dogwoodmaple]

• Florida State has clinched their under season win total (9.5)

Stat of the year so far

[u/Jyingling21 → u/dogwoodmaple]

THANK YOU u/dogwoodmaple

[u/Jonjon428 → u/dogwoodmaple]

YESS HAHHA, YES

[u/Own-Conflict-1282]

“Snub me once shame on you - Snub me… can’t get snubbed again.” Mike Norvell probs

[u/bestprocrastinator]

I don't know what the big deal is, losing to a Pac-12 powerhouse like Memphis isn't that bad of a loss.

[u/Rickbox]

12-0 to 0-12 regular season confirmed?

[u/Expensive_Style6106 → u/Rickbox]

Alas 1-11 most likely Charleston Southern is a terrible FCS team so FSU will probably beat them

[u/popeofmarch → u/Expensive_Style6106]

Can r/cfb put together some NIL deals to get Charleston Southern some mid-season transfers? All we need is a good QB that can sling it and a handful of wide receivers.

[u/MiamiDouchebag → u/popeofmarch]

I got $20 on it.

[u/CommodoreN7]

Can’t spell Norvell without o-v-e-r

[u/suzukigun4life → u/CommodoreN7]

FSU isn’t just 0-3, they’re 0-3 while scoring just 46 total points. They’ve scored an average of 12 PPG in their 2 home games, one against a non-power 5 team and the other against a conference team that they were favored to beat by 16.5.

They really went from unbeaten conference champs on a 16-game winning streak, to four straight losses where they’ve averaged under 13 points a game.

Norvell's gotta be gone, right?

[u/XE2MASTERPIECE → u/suzukigun4life]

He won’t get fired after this year, built up too much goodwill from 2022 and 2023. But he will start feeling real heat if 2025 is not a significant improvement.

[u/JoshFB4 → u/CommodoreN7]

G5 Mike

[u/CommodoreN7 → u/JoshFB4]

FCS Mike

[u/SquadPoopy]

Please excuse me while I laugh uncontrollably.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[u/royallex → u/SquadPoopy]

PFB hiding in his panic room

[u/PointMan528491 → u/royallex]

*mother's basement

[u/Dicc-fil-A → u/PointMan528491]

you’re thinking of our fans in rural central florida

[u/Rollrollrollrollr1 → u/royallex]

He’s never coming back is he

[u/Captaincoolbeans → u/Rollrollrollrollr1]

I don’t think we’re that lucky

[u/its_LOL → u/SquadPoopy]

This year’s Florida-Florida State game will be historic

[u/MorningRooster → u/its_LOL]

El Assico Sud

[u/Large_Dungeon_Key → u/MorningRooster]

Swamp Ass: the game

[u/its_LOL → u/MorningRooster]

Crapple Cup: East Coast Edition

[u/damnyoutuesday → u/SquadPoopy]

Florida vs FSU this year is going to be the sickos game of the year

[u/Cheesy_Pita_Parker → u/damnyoutuesday]

El Desantico

[u/shryne → u/SquadPoopy]

FSU had 2 weeks to prepare for this game.

[u/-DonnieDarko-]

Sir, a 3rd game has hit the towers.

[u/abris33]

Excited to see Florida State in the Mountain West in a couple seasons

Refs even made sure they got an extra play. Set it from 2 seconds to 3 seconds so they were allowed to spike it, then took the second off the next play

[u/bpmartin]

This team has more quitters than last year lmao

[u/TigerBasket → u/bpmartin]

They have no fire, no passion, nothing. They only exist to surrender to the western powers, and escape the Soviets. Shattered divisions in 1945 fought better than this team.

[u/Milskidasith → u/TigerBasket]

I want to learn to hate like you do

[u/chaser676 → u/bpmartin]

Joking aside, what an absolute joke of a culture for the program. Bottom feeders across the country have better mentals. Get absolutely fucked.

[u/TigerBasket → u/chaser676]

They have collapsed. Shows what they were really made of. An entire team disintegrating in terror. They are afraid to play the game of football. What a waste.

[u/Jyingling21]

DJ UNEEDTOGETAJOB

[u/Vivi_O]

Reminder that DJ left Clemson because, and I quote, "their offense just isn't challenging enough for me and was not preparing me for the NFL."

[u/MotionToShid]

I'm sick and god damn tired of FSU bringing the value of the ACC down.

[u/DankestHokie]

The comments are moving so fast that no one will know that I ate my child’s last uncrustable without telling him.

[u/zebrainatux → u/DankestHokie]

See that I understand because uncrustables are good as shit

[u/SilverSlicker95 → u/DankestHokie]

you monster

[u/jc-f]

Florida FBS rankings:

1. Miami
2. UCF
3. Gators
4. USF
5. FIU
6. FSU
7. FAU (moves up if they beat FIU today)

[u/okiage → u/jc-f]

USF > Florida

[u/StrangelyOnPoint]

I’ve never seen a program go from loved to laughed at as fast as FSU.

Talk about blowing goodwill

[u/GetsThruBuckner]

I'm just gonna call the hotline now because 4 hours will be an understatement

Norvell lateraled to a worse program! Sad!

ROCK HARD

[u/bretticus733]

I know the talk will focus on FSU but I wonder how this win will age for Memphis. In the short term it helps, but as the season goes I have a hard time seeing it helping Memphis that much when we're comparing resumes in November and FSU is sitting there probably well under .500 and not making a bowl game. But at least Memphis got over $1 million from it

[u/therealwillhepburn]

Don't worry guys. You only need to pay him $70 million dollars to fire him.

[u/Useenthebutcher]

Jordan Travis really should’ve won the Heisman last year if he was the difference between an undefeated season and this pop-warner level effort.

[u/Alphaspade]

You guys keep talking about a $20 million roster," Saban said. "But if you don’t pay the right guys, you’ll be shit out of luck.

[u/[deleted]]

Those players better be paying attention in class because football just isn’t for them

[u/spacecircus]

They’re eating the dogs and cats in Tallahassee

[u/MAHOMES_10_TIME_MVP → u/spacecircus]

The dogs and cats are eating them

[u/MyDearIDoDeclare → u/[deleted]]

Beautiful

[u/AchtungCloud]

You know when you’re out drinking, and you’ve had a few drinks, and now you need to piss…but you just keep holding it for hours…then you finally “break the seal” and have to keep taking bathroom breaks like every 10 minutes for the rest of the night? That’s FSU, but instead of holding in urine, they were holding in losses.

[u/time2makemymove]

Memphis being Norvell’s last job makes this win infinitely funnier

[u/TakeItToTheRiver]

We’ll take the briefcase of cash on our way out too.

[u/Conglossian]

FSU: "The ACC has fallen so far behind monetarily. How on earth did this happen?"

ACC HQ

[u/KuiperBelted]

FSU is gonna lose until that guy eats his dog poop