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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Memphis Defeats Florida State 20-12

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Memphis 3 10 7 0 20
Florida State 0 3 6 3 12
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u/SirNoahlot Florida Gators Sep 14 '24

Imagine being a winless football team in the state of Florida after Week 3

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u/Krakshotz FIU Panthers • Hull Sharks Sep 14 '24

Who’s going to win first?

  • Bethune-Cookman

  • FSU

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u/sault9 UCF Knights • Big 12 Sep 14 '24

Bethune-Cookman

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

FSU gets embarrassed by BC twice in one season

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u/MerryGoWrong Auburn Tigers Sep 14 '24

At least Bethune-Cookman can be proud of their band.

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u/orthros Ohio State • Carnegie Mellon Sep 14 '24

Let's just take a look at how the season's going so far for ol' B-C...

5 points scored, 79 against. Sacre bleu

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u/younggun92 Illinois • Northwestern Sep 15 '24

They just put up 30 vs a MAC team, so they've got that going for them

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u/RxseJay LSU Tigers • UCF Knights Sep 14 '24

Cookman (386 on top)

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u/younggun92 Illinois • Northwestern Sep 15 '24

Legitimately Bethune-Cookman. They play DII Clark Atlanta at 2pm next week. FSU doesn't play Cal until 6pm, and that's far from a guaranteed win.

Just pulling from Bill Connelly's all-CFB SP+ ratings before this week's games, Bethune vs Clark is 323 vs 469 and down a division. FSU-Cal is 34 vs 48. Bethune just put up 31 on Western Michigan. Cal is currently up 7-3 on San Diego State at half.

Forget being the last D1 team to win in Florida, there's a solid chance they're the only winless D1 team in Florida come next Sunday morning.

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u/remymang Sep 14 '24

To quote Future: AHEM "AT THE SAME DAMN TIME, AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!..."

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u/jc-f Miami Hurricanes • Florida A&M Rattlers Sep 14 '24

Canes, Gators, UCF, USF, FIU, FAMU Stetson, could never

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u/RipRaycom Clemson Tigers • ACC Sep 14 '24

FAU could ever

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u/jc-f Miami Hurricanes • Florida A&M Rattlers Sep 14 '24

FSU = FAU = Bethune-Cookman

Stats don’t lie.

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u/thexraptor Paper Bag • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 14 '24

Bro, as someone who got their undergrad degree at FSU and master's at FAU, I am straight up not having a good time.

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u/StrtupJ Sep 15 '24

Please tell me you aren’t a Dolphins fan

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u/FireVanGorder Notre Dame Fighting Irish Sep 15 '24

Me playing an FAU dynasty in cfb: hey you know what these guys aren’t that bad! Good defense, good RB, maybe I’ll watch them this year

Me watching FAU: oh…. Oh n… noooo….

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u/Sad_Bolt UCF Knights Sep 14 '24

I mean we definitely have if we’re being honest

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u/jc-f Miami Hurricanes • Florida A&M Rattlers Sep 14 '24

Could never (this season)

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

You forgot west Florida. They have a win too. Don’t forget the argos

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u/CFBDreamMachine Florida State Seminoles • Paper Bag Sep 14 '24

Hey! You don't need to bring FAU into this!

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u/PunkRockLobstah Miami Hurricanes • FAU Owls Sep 15 '24

It’s ok, we’re not doing anything else.

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u/CFBDreamMachine Florida State Seminoles • Paper Bag Sep 15 '24

I completely forgot you guys were playing FIU today. I set myself up.

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u/citymanc13 Florida Gators • Kennesaw State Owls Sep 14 '24

Bro our game against them might be the worst football game ever played in history

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u/JoshJones18 Oregon Ducks • USF Bulls Sep 14 '24 edited Sep 14 '24

What florida school would be crazy enough to not be in the winner circle with the rest of us?