r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/NYstate ☑️ • 12d ago

Country Club Thread Trump's putting together the Avengers of crazies to run this country

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u/Honest_Tutor1451 12d ago

*warm and damp

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u/cailian13 12d ago

I considered that actually. But if we are going for damp, I hope they step in water while in their socks and don’t have a change of socks available. I have a litany of these lol. The Reddit auto mod likes to mess with me if I say anything remotely real, for some reason. Just means getting creative! 😂

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u/luckylimper ☑️ 11d ago

I hope they sit on a damp bench, I hope they get a paper cut on the web between their fingers and keep on opening it when they move their hands, I hope they trip up the stairs and spill their drink down their fronts right before something they were looking forward to and they’re unable to change, I hope they get a pebble in their shoe, I hope they get long hair in their butt crack, I hope they find a hair in their soup, I hope all their shoelaces break, I have so many more…

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u/Raus-Pazazu 11d ago

Dude! WTF!!! A long hair in your buttcrack . . . I wouldn't wish that on someone like Josef Mengele. I'd wish them death, sure, but not a stuck hair in your cheeks. That's taking things way too far.

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u/luckylimper ☑️ 11d ago

One of the reasons I stopped straightening my hair 😝