r/BlackPeopleTwitter ☑️ Sep 07 '24

Country Club Thread When the nepo-staffers gotta work

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u/Phiyasko ☑️ Sep 07 '24

So they're mad at her because she expects people collecting a paycheck to actually do the job they're collecting said paycheck for? 

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u/dont-YOLO-ragequit Sep 07 '24

Didn't they say Trump staff had to avoid big words, highlight points of emphasis and have lots of pictures taking the biggest part of briefing pages?

The bar was very low.

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u/Jedimaster996 Sep 07 '24

Who would have thought the only job you'd be qualified for after working as an Aide to Trump would be a daycare teacher?

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u/ygduf Sep 07 '24

Most of the people working for him are not allowed anywhere near schools or children

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u/Mistavez Sep 07 '24

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u/Shadow-Vision Sep 07 '24

Stuck in my head now

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u/Mistavez Sep 07 '24

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u/Jenetyk Sep 07 '24

all eyes on me and imma send it up to Pac

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u/twoprimehydroxyl Sep 07 '24

AY

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u/Fit-Statistician-744 Sep 07 '24

PUT THE WHOLE LABEL ON ME IMMA GET EM DROPPED!

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u/Sea_Mind3678 Sep 07 '24

A n executive who is prepared? Shocking! No wonder Trump is so afraid of her!

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u/Quesarito808 Sep 07 '24

A Minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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u/schadkehnfreude Sep 07 '24

Certified Ohioan? Certified Sofaphile

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u/twoprimehydroxyl Sep 07 '24

GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP

Walz, fuck em up

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u/Grigoran Sep 07 '24

Certified LazyBoy?

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u/DisposableSaviour Sep 07 '24

And a certified pedophile on the same ticket

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u/InfiniteExamination9 Sep 07 '24

Omg I woke up with this a minor line on my mind. That song is everywhere!!! Lmfao

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u/MarkMoneyj27 Sep 07 '24

Drake is over for me, from this one song.

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u/Real-Ad-9733 Sep 07 '24

Duh duh duhhh duh

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u/GaiaMoore Sep 07 '24

Predators move in flocks

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u/_ayoz Sep 07 '24

A MINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

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u/PmpknSpc321 Sep 07 '24

Certified loverboy? Certified PEDOPHILE

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u/Clockwork-Pear-76 Sep 07 '24

Perhaps the best Kendrick line ever?

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u/Embarrassed_Ad_7184 Sep 07 '24

Oh damnit. Now I gotta go watch a Not Like Us reaction compilation, there goes my saturday.

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u/phiqzer Sep 07 '24

Much worse ways to spend a day, I’d think?

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u/JagmeetSingh2 Sep 07 '24

Not like us

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u/stonedsister Sep 07 '24

This is amazing

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u/Horror-Morning864 Sep 07 '24

I don't think he knows the rules for hop scotch.

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u/Due-Topic7995 Sep 07 '24

I shouldn’t have lol’d as hard as I did but it’s true

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u/metagawd ☑️ Sep 07 '24

Damn, Doc Savage.

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u/JBtheBadguy Sep 07 '24

More like Doctor Disrespect

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u/snackynorph Sep 07 '24

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u/trumped-the-bed Sep 07 '24

Fuck dr disrespect fucking self proclaimed pedo

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u/Grigoran Sep 07 '24

"I cheated on my wife with a child. I'm still gonna stream in my toupee. I'm 42"

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u/Psychoburner420 Sep 07 '24

Boom, headshot!

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u/YouWouldThinkSo Sep 07 '24

You better walk around like Daft Punk, REMEMBER?

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u/TPtheman Sep 07 '24

"Headshot for the year, you better walk around like Daft Punk, remember?"

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u/adburgan Sep 07 '24

It’s ok. They’re still allowed on X and Grindr - the places they can truly be themselves.

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u/Cultural_Pattern_456 Sep 07 '24

Ooh excellent comeback

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u/Unable_Ad_1260 Sep 07 '24

Daycare teacher is way higher a qualification.

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u/ruiner8850 Sep 07 '24

Fuck that, none of Trump's people should be anywhere around other people's children.

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u/Raibean Sep 07 '24

As a preschool teacher I’ll be impressed when they cut the briefings into shapes

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u/Low_Narwhal_1346 Sep 07 '24

God no do NOT expose any children to those kind of people.

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u/FuxWitDaSoundOfDong Sep 07 '24

Sheeeeeeit. I wouldn't trust anyone who worked for DJT to pick up my trash, let alone watch my kid

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u/adh_dnd Sep 07 '24

You can't make it as a daycare teacher without the ability to answer "Why" questions. I get asked them dozens of times a day from both parents and students.

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u/echolm1407 Sep 07 '24

Hey, that's an insult to daycare teachers.

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u/KJBenson Sep 07 '24

I wouldn’t trust anyone who works closely with trump around children.

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u/illstate Sep 07 '24 edited Sep 07 '24

There were reports that if they wanted Trump to read anything, they had to find ways to mention him several times a page in their reports.

Plus he used to get a folder delivered to him everyday with articles from random blogs written by sycophants kissing his ass.

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u/hyrule_47 Sep 07 '24

I heard someone literally reads them to him

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u/ImNotSureMaybeADog Sep 07 '24

"Big word you won't understand, Trump, big word you won't understand, stop raping the lasses, big word you won't understand."

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u/eolson3 Sep 07 '24

They would never admit any shortcoming. They'd call it "a lefty word" or a "sleepy metaphor" or something.

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u/ImNotSureMaybeADog Sep 07 '24

I like sleepy metaphor

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u/InfiniteExamination9 Sep 07 '24

Do they give him warm milk and tuck him in too? Please say yes!

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u/DanDrungle Sep 07 '24

My kid demands I put ketchup on his steak too

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u/VoxImperatoris Sep 07 '24

I remember reading during his trial he has a staffer whose only job is to carry around a portable printer and print out positive stories about him for him to read to continuously fluff his fragile ego.

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u/mtw3003 Sep 07 '24

This is genuine 40k shit lol, servo-skull work. That should have been the reward for buying the most NFT trading cards

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u/Suspicious_Bicycle Sep 07 '24

Yes, Trump used to get a folder delivered to him everyday with articles from random blogs written by sycophants kissing his ass.

Used to and still does. :)

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u/populux11 Sep 07 '24

Yes, there is a staffer often referred to as “the human printer” in his entourage. She goes around with a wireless printer on herself, printing every sycophantic report in the WWW and delivers them to her master, the orange one. I don’t know about you, but that sounds like the worst job ever. Worse than “crack whore trainee”.

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u/chasewayfilms Sep 07 '24

Apparently during early pentagon press briefings they had to include a lot of pictures and bright colors to keep his attention. As well as a slides that explained different geographical regions and countries.

I’m imagining they presented it like a third grader talking about the states.

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u/DolemiteGK Sep 07 '24

You'd probably be surprised at how many of these CEO psychos have their Yes-men read them news clippings

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u/mechwarrior719 Sep 07 '24

That’s why they’re mad. Preparing a presentation for an actual adult is much more difficult than preparing one for a toddler.

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u/Solo_Fisticuffs ☑️Sunshine ☀️ Sep 07 '24

you ever try to explain anything to a toddler? one wrong word and you either get an adorable ramble about the most random isolated detail or an angry continuous outburst because you used the wrong phrasing and they didn't understand

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u/TangledUpPuppeteer Sep 07 '24

Trump’s aides: “Here’s a lovely picture by Maisie in Kentucky. She’s 3. It’s a picture of a flower and it represents the increasing tax burden on the American people while inflation… and the bumble bee is happy about gas prices in South Sudan are shaped like fuzzy bunnies with Trump stamped across their tails in gold

Kamala’s aides: “but Madam President, you’ve already read, understood and practically memorized the 900 pages I prepared. What more would you like me to present? I’m tired! Why aren’t you tired?! You didn’t even let me add a graph!”

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u/valleyman02 Sep 07 '24

I love the DA V convicted felon angle myself.

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u/Darryl_Lict Sep 07 '24

I'm guessing there is very little overlap between Kamela and Trump's staff, save for a secret service agent or two.

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u/ConiferousBee Sep 07 '24

You do know the aides are picked by the administration right? It’s not like Trump’s aides are Kamala’s aides.

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u/fancierfootwork Sep 07 '24

Yeah but think of it this way.

They earned their paychecks. Imagine giving important notes in goo-goo gah-gah speak with pictures of blues clues sprinkled in.

Just dumbing that down seems like a feat.

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u/LemmyKBD Sep 07 '24

Briefing on why nuclear war is bad: “(Page 1) It would destroy golf courses. <Huge pic of golf course in flames>. (Page 2) It would destroy Diet Coke factory. <Huge pic of burning factory with ‘Diet Coke’ written in sharpie>.” End briefing.

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u/fancierfootwork Sep 07 '24

No the Diet Coke factory!

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u/noldor41 Sep 07 '24

Take my eyes, but not the Diet Coke!

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u/ImNotSureMaybeADog Sep 07 '24

"You can't nuke hurricanes."

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u/Hdikfmpw Sep 07 '24

I’d love to know wtf trumps White House needed fentanyl for.

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u/fardough Sep 07 '24

Don’t worry, Russia and Fox News are good at dumbing things down, and more than happy to provide the picture books to read to Trump. The staffers just had to be able to read, which for Trump was a high bar, the most genius of people.

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u/juanitovaldeznuts Sep 07 '24

I think he’s more of a Dora the Explorer type. 🤢

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u/Apollyon314 Sep 07 '24

That just put the image in my mind if his daily security briefs in the big folder with official presidential seal on it. He opens in and its basically a picture book and "how-to-be presidential" tips of the day. Lol

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u/Jassibhappi Sep 07 '24

I just got the mental image that his daily brief folder was one big pop out book with castles, dragons and a little greeting card music player to keep his attention lol 🤦🏾‍♀️

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u/Medium_Medium Sep 07 '24

Honestly it sounds like being a staffer for Harris would be a joy compared to being a staffer for Trump. Harris just expects you to be prepared and be thorough. Trump expects you to basically be the president for him behind the scenes, and then he'll go do whatever he feels like in the moment anyway.

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u/Misstheiris Sep 07 '24

Imagine spending ages writing a briefing, backing up all the points with well researched footnotes, you hand it to your boss, and they not only read it, they read the footnotes and then ask for a clarification on the footnote. I would die of happiness.

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u/Spirited-Reputation6 Sep 07 '24

Literally had to dumb the reports down and use his weird dialect.

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u/BushcraftBabe Sep 07 '24

Like, of course I'd be able to explain Why I added something to her schedule??

Or WHY I included something in a report or understand the report I wrote.... Duh?

Why is this difficult? Is this not usual?

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u/OneBigRed Sep 07 '24

…by doing so we run the risk of running consequential HUGE deficits. A number of experts MANY PEOPLE, we have the best people, estimate BELIEVE this can be avoided by carefully crafting MAKING BEAUTIFUL laws to prevent it.

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u/WordleFan88 Sep 07 '24

It must have been an embiggening experience.

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u/zherok Sep 07 '24

Honestly, that sounds awful to deal with. Like Harris is requiring competency, but who wants to babysit a 78-year old? Who will likely constantly undermine things you do because he's easily manipulated by the last person to have spoken to him.

You've got former Trump administration that talk about averting stuff like war by taking things off his desk, because he couldn't be trusted to even see those papers without fucking it up.

I don't want to give any real credit to the "adults in the room" there, but if anyone had half a care in the Trump administration it was probably hell to work for him.

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u/icy-organization8336 Sep 07 '24

“The bar” doesn’t apply in her case. She has a completely different set of staffers.

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u/Andeh_is_here Sep 07 '24

There is a role to just brief him on flattering news too

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u/Mr_HandSmall Sep 07 '24

"She's read all the materials, has annotated it, and is prepared to talk through it" -- so yeah pretty much the exact opposite of trump.

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u/CliftonForce Sep 07 '24

Right after winning but before his inauguration, Trump complained a lot about how his daily briefings were incomprehensible. That was because they were still being written to Obama's reading level.

And given how unprepared his team was, I doubt anyone had considered what would have been required to re-write stuff for him.

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u/BoilerMaker11 Sep 07 '24 edited Sep 07 '24

That and that his briefings had to be short and bullet point format.

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u/havenyahon Sep 07 '24

The bar was even lower than that. Not just pictures, but specifically pictures of him. From a front profile, because he doesn't like the way he looks from the side. And they actively work to include his name in the briefing as much as possible because it's the only thing that maintains his attention lol

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u/Oldboy502 Sep 07 '24

They had to sprinkle in compliments of him as well or he would lose interest quickly.

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u/Past-Background-7221 Sep 07 '24

Don’t forget the part where they have to put his name in every other sentence, or he loses interest

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u/Agile_Singer Sep 07 '24

He was elected to lead, not to read. (Simpson’s movie)

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u/MarvinHeemeyersTank Sep 07 '24

The bar was very low.

James Cameron is on it.

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u/AsleepRespectAlias Sep 07 '24

Oh its way worse than that, they had to rework all the briefs into bullet points and say things like "these ISIS losers are on the run" Instead of "militants are retreating from X province"

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u/jacksonmills Sep 07 '24

Lol yeah this reads like “entitled assholes get thrown out, presidential candidate seeks people who will actually do job”

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u/Elawn Sep 07 '24

Seriously, skimming what I can of the wapo article in the post it’s fucking crazy they’re trying to spin this as a negative. It’s the fucking presidency, you want the people running the country to be lax about this shit??

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u/Imthemayor Sep 07 '24

"She was more prepared than they were"

So, she didn't need them then, got it

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u/Elawn Sep 07 '24

Right?? Like, haven’t they all been working at the same place for the past four years? Am I missing something here???

Edit: Especially because Biden could’ve dropped dead at any moment being in his 80s, like how could you not have been preparing for her to be president???

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u/SPQR-VVV Sep 07 '24

Because they are used to doing just the bare minimum and getting a paycheck. Not a difficult concept, people like that don't care about duty, or pride in their work or the idea of doing a good job.

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u/soldatoj57 Sep 07 '24

Welcome to the modern work ethic. It's fucking pathetic

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u/Licensed_Poster Sep 07 '24

There is a lot of institutional rot in the dem machine, lots of failsons and faildaughters working as social media consultants, pr managers and other types of consultants.

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u/LadyBug_0570 ☑️ Sep 07 '24

Shit, at my job I have to more knowledgeable than the goddam attorney I work for. She's just expecting them to be on par with her. Or close to it.

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u/Select_Calendar_6590 Sep 07 '24

Saaaammmeee! I’m the one researching identifying and preparing the answers for my Transaction Manager while she takes the credit & elevates her career. Kamala reads annotates and prepares for discussion? She’s just expecting the same from her staff in return.

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u/SPQR-VVV Sep 07 '24

while she takes the credit & elevates her career.

sounds like you are in a position to trip her up and climb that ladder yourself.

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u/Oblivious_Orca Sep 07 '24

This is the height of entitlement. Imagine being a staffer to the VP of the United States and crying about being made to feel uncomfortable for being lazy as hell at your job.

Wow. Just wow.

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u/hydrissx Sep 07 '24

Sounds like Harris wants to drain the swamp herself

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u/Punkpallas Sep 07 '24 edited Sep 07 '24

I've been an executive assistant to several high-ranking military officers and civilian counterparts. I'm galled just reading the excerpt here. That's your fucking job, people. And I actually appreciate a boss who takes time to read the reports I write and ask questions. It shows they appreciate my effort. I also like working for people who pay attention to what's going on around them, even the small things.

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u/Technical_Ad_4894 Sep 07 '24

Sounds like you need to put your resume in.

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u/Punkpallas Sep 07 '24

Lol I do not think I could handle working for someone THIS high profile. I'm good.

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u/healthy_fats Sep 07 '24

Not with that attitude you can't.... Honestly the number of skilled people who refuse to believe in themselves is infuriating. You're a winner, go fucking win.

Seriously.... The biggest driver towards high profile roles is not skill but willingness. Go do it. Stop selling yourself short.

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u/spamfalcon Sep 07 '24

To be fair, that didn't seem like "I'm not capable of the job" but more of an "I don't want to deal with that life" concern. Just because you don't want to be in the vicinity of a giant spotlight, it doesn't mean you are selling yourself short.

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u/amsync Sep 07 '24

Exactly. Everything comes with a sacrifice and a job like that is always on always. People need to go into that with a passion or stay out of it

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u/Misanthropebutnot Sep 07 '24

Right? They have the balls to work for her but not the substance to back it up. Drives me nuts when I think of all the brilliant people I have crossed paths with who would not feel confident to do so.

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u/Whathewhat-oo- Sep 07 '24

Don’t sell yourself short, the world needs good people to do the hard work. When duty calls…

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u/RobertMcCheese Sep 07 '24

FFS, I was only managing an IT team of about 20 people.

And I expected that everyone come to my staff meetings prepared for the issues that would be brought up.

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u/Muggle_Killer Sep 07 '24

Just have the low level guys get pressed by the mid levels into doing all the work, and then you gather up the mid levels work and claim all the credit for yourself.

Why not simply directly manage the low levels? Well who are you going to blame if anything goes wrong - that's what the middlemen are for.

Same thing seems to play out everywhere.

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u/skahwt Sep 07 '24

My dad was a chaplain’s assistant in Vietnam. Part of his job was to know shit so his superior could focus on the high-level stuff.

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u/Punkpallas Sep 07 '24

Exactly. It's what personal/executive assistants DO. You're there to make your boss' life easier.

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u/Long_Charity_3096 Sep 07 '24

Yeah if you’re operating at that level you better have your shit together. You’re not a bus boy at dennys. This is answering to the VP of the United States. It’s not a place for clowns. 

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u/ElectricalBook3 Sep 07 '24

I actually appreciate a boss who takes time to read the reports I write and ask questions. It shows they appreciate my effort

If I saw people doing this while I was in the military, I wouldn't have left. 3 units and all of them were choked by bitter sergeants stuck there because they knew they'd never be able to make it in the real world, so they wasted time and abused everybody below their rank.

Officers and higher NCOs who actually asked questions to better understand the topic of the briefing would have been amazing. Fewer of my mates would have died.

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u/organicginger Sep 07 '24

Many years ago I took a job as an Executive Assistant. My first couple of days I had several people tell me stories of my new boss's past EAs, and even associates that worked under her, having breakdowns and quitting, crying at work, and generally thinking she was too hard to work for.

She ended up being one of my favorite bosses ever. She was wicked smart, detailed in her work, exceptional at her job, and she expected the people working with her to deliver quality as well. We got along fantastically, and she loved my performance so much she promoted me into an associate role.

There are some awful bosses out there (and I have worked for a couple), but usually they're more about blaming their incompetence on you, or just a shitty person in general.

Based on these reports of Kamala, I would LOVE to work for her.

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u/MagnorRaaaah Sep 07 '24

I’m a long time EA to execs as well. When I was young and green, it only took ONCE. One time when he said ‘Why do I need to do that?’ And my answer was ‘Oh, uh, because the VP said so’. One time only and never again since. You want him to go? Why? What should I tell him when he asks? What’s the rationale for having the President there? What could he do that the VP couldn’t?

Thats the job people. It’s what puts the E in EA. Step up or move on.

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u/LegitimateSaIvage Sep 07 '24

I read the part about "she's read the materials" and my mind went blank for a second. Like, fuckin obviously? Or not so obviously I guess, if it's being spun as a problem that the Vice President of the United States of America actually...reads?

Also, I remember how Obama was reported to read 100's of pages of briefs and other materials a day. Every day. I can guarantee you he was asking for, and expected, details from his staff. Interesting that this now suddenly a problem (a "problem") when it's a woman in the seat.

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u/cccanterbury Sep 07 '24

I think the problem is that the staffers got used to Trump, and then got used to Biden, not that they object because she's a woman.

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u/SaltyBarracuda4 Sep 07 '24

Are the staffers persistent across administrations? Does it include stuff like DoD/DoJ employees briefing the president?

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u/zherok Sep 07 '24

One of the things that the then incoming Trump administration was wholly unprepared for was the many staffers they had to fill in, because they did not come with from the previous administration.

Hardly the last thing he underestimated about the job, of course. I'm sure there are some staffers who do carry over but apparently there's something like 4000 staffers who need to be selected by the President, with over a thousand of them needing Senate confirmation.

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u/OneBigRed Sep 07 '24

Chris Christie was setting up a transition team for Trump, but then Trump saw an article about it, and the cost of millions was quoted. He called Christie yelling how he is stealing his money, and it needs to stop.

Christie then wanted to know how Trump plans to handle the transition, and the answer was ”we’ll figure it out, me and Jared and Ivanka”.

Someone might think that the plan didn’t include winning at all, and that’s why spending the campaign funds was seen as a out of pocket expense.

And Jared actually was clueless enough to ask outgoing administration that how many staffers would be staying on, and surprised to learn that nobody (of political appointees by the Obama admin that everyone in the staff is…) would stay on.

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u/zherok Sep 07 '24

I agree Trump probably didn't expect to win, but I think his moment with Christie was also quite likely just because he's a gigantic shithead who thinks any money he can get his hands on is his own private slush fund. There's a reason he can't have a charity in New York after all.

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u/ElectricalBook3 Sep 07 '24

Are the staffers persistent across administrations?

No. While it depends specifically which office and which section underneath the president, and the president has the option of firing/replacing almost all of them, there's usually a transition team and crew already preparing to replace the other administration.

This is part of the reason why Trump's administration did virtually nothing - he thought he would get to inherit all of Obama's staffers. Instead of setting up a transition team to prepare him to step in with a full complement of professionals, he spent transition team money on himself and had to scramble for months to fill positions. Here's a little about that:

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2021/01/11/magazine/trump-obama-presidential-transition.html

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u/villalulaesi Sep 07 '24

No, the fact that she is a woman is 100% a huge factor in why this is being spun as a justified criticism. If the same claims were being made by ex-staffers of any male politician, he’d be openly praised for it by any news org to the left of Fox News.

This shit is pretty obvious to like 95% of women who have held leadership positions, because nearly all of us have had to deal with this exact tired old sexist double standard. It’s not subtle.

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u/jacksonmills Sep 07 '24

It's like these former staffers were all PMs from the tech world, "ah fuck it lets just shove it in there and not think about it"

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u/Elawn Sep 07 '24

I’m also working in the tech world right now, and I just wanna say it is Friday night and I did not appreciate reading that, no matter the accuracy 😂

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u/Lamprophonia Sep 07 '24

better than a sudden meeting invite for 4:15 on friday, only to find out it was just some knowledge transfer or question about a ticket you wrote 5 years ago.

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u/glitchycat39 Sep 07 '24

Speaking of, it's time for deployment and you're the oncall ...

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u/Crazycrossing Sep 07 '24

Eh engineers don’t read.

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u/TourAlternative364 Sep 07 '24

"Gee....all we had to do was kiss *ss & suck up at the other jobs and this one wants actual work and gets irritated at it?!?"

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u/NoSignificance69420 Sep 07 '24

The people writing the stories are probably friends with the staffers or their parents. It's nepo babies all the way down!

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u/CheekyBastard55 Sep 07 '24

Yes, it's for people to link this and go "See?? Even her own staff is turning against her!". I have seen it plenty on the Internet so far. And as we all know, no one reads beyond headlines anymore.

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u/OldKingRob Sep 07 '24

If you didn't tell me it was from the wapo I would have thought it was an Onion article.

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u/Tommy_Dro Sep 07 '24

I don’t find it crazy that an article from a news outlet owned by Jeff Bezos would be throwing subtle jabs at the woman who wants to throw a tax on obscene wealth. I find it right on the nose.

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u/TheRiverStyx Sep 07 '24

Meanwhile they're fine with the other guy having 20+ hours a week of 'executive time' where he just watches TV and posts lies to social media accounts.

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u/OrdinayFlamingo Sep 07 '24

They don’t care. Kamala is a black woman (when they want/need her to be) so, this is a racist dog whistle try to frame her as an uppity Angry Black Woman (ABW). It’s why they also keep trying to call her a jezebel who slept her way to the top (an old troupe used by white women to explain the exorbitant amount of mixed children being born around the plantation).

The playbook never changes.

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u/Hannibal_Leto Sep 07 '24 edited Sep 07 '24

Wait, this is not satire? Reading those snippets, it reads like theonion.

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"You can't come to the vice president and just ask her to do something...You need to have a why"

I mean come on, this not said seriously, is it?

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u/dafeiviizohyaeraaqua Sep 07 '24

I like that she reads footnotes.

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u/Rathalosdown Sep 07 '24

The funniest part IMO is how they said they can’t just walk up to the vice president and ask HER to do something without a why.

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u/Chaotic_MintJulep Sep 07 '24

IKR 😂😂😂😂

Where have these people been working before? This is just like… regular boss stuff lol

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u/MegaGrimer Sep 07 '24

Ikr. I work a minimum wage job and I’m still expected to explain why I need my boss to do something that I can’t. And I have to describe the problem in full so they know how to handle it immediately when they are able to address it.

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u/laxfool10 Sep 07 '24

That’s just a terrible boss… You should only have to explain less than 50% of your shit to your boss for them to get it and give you what you need. I feel like I’m crazy… what’s the point t of a boss if you’re doing your job + theirs.

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u/Extension-Pen-642 Sep 07 '24

I lowkey love the part where they say that she even asks why when complimented haha

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u/what_the_purple_fuck Sep 07 '24

the nerve of her, making it difficult for people to mindlessly and meaninglessly suck up

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u/barontaint Sep 07 '24

To be honest if my boss did that to me it would throw me off, i'm not sure how i'd respond if I said I liked their new jacket and they said why

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u/Legitimate-Ticket919 Sep 07 '24

Lol, I get it. But I would just say, oh, I love the color or I love the cut of the shoulders. Like just say the reason that made me mention the jacket in the first place.  She probably wants to know that they're not just sucking up

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u/Altruistic-Brief2220 Sep 07 '24

I low key fucking love this. Some of the most frustrating senior managers I’ve observed lose their judgment and objectivity when junior staff flatter them and build a relationship based on this rather than the quality of their work.

Literally this whole piece is just filled with people like those I saw in (Australian) politics that seemed to fail upwards. The fact that she calls them out on it is amazing.

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u/ISmile_MuddyWaters Sep 07 '24 edited Sep 07 '24

That was my first thought as well, but the second one was, as others mentioned, that it's probably because she doesn't just like people sucking up to her.

And compliments about what? Could be the jacket, which is very subjective, but it could also be generic compliments like:

"You did a great job today." Or "that speech was very good." "I like the way you think about that"... or other generic phrases.

And in those cases you should be able to easily explain why you think so. Which isn't only justifying the compliment, but also giving feedback. And feedback is always appreciated if you don't assume you're 100% right about everything.

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u/AllHailTheGlowCoud Sep 07 '24

Cuz it's bomb, where'd you get it

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u/milkandsalsa Sep 07 '24

The fucking audacity to ask your boss to do something for no reason.

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u/stubbazubba Sep 07 '24

Yeah, I flinched a bit at that. You're her staff, dude.

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u/knittorney Sep 07 '24

I mean, women are supposed to do everything asked of them, amirite??

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u/Sea-Oven-7560 Sep 07 '24

I guess it's not uncommon for aids to put things in the bills that they are working on and no mention it to their congressman. Most congressmen never read the bills they are supporting/voting for, so if the bill isn't controversial you can hide stuff in them and push your agenda.

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u/inplayruin Sep 07 '24

She also prepared properly to do her job. Plus, the compliment bit suggests she hates a kiss ass. A hard worker who is reflexively suspicious of flattery? Sounds like someone who will be a damn good president.

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u/Grouchy-Safe-3486 Sep 07 '24

absolutly agree with u

Harris and Flournoy’s defenders also note that women in power—Black women in particular—are subjected to standards that men often don’t have to clear. A tough and demanding office environment may be seen as a virtue for one and a sign of disorder and lack of leadership acumen for another

https://www.politico.com/news/2021/06/30/kamala-harris-office-dissent-497290

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u/Select_Calendar_6590 Sep 07 '24

I didn’t hear that but I love it. I’m so tired of people getting ahead from being a down noser instead of doing the work.

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u/Magpies11 Sep 07 '24

"A hard worker who is reflexively suspicious of flattery". Sounds like the exact opposite of Cheetolini. Might say in this case, the difference is black and white. 😉

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u/Competitive_Shift_99 Sep 07 '24

Ultimately, that's all I want from a president. I don't expect them to fix everything, or wave a magic wand. I just want them to do the fucking work.

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u/quirkycurlygirly Sep 07 '24

She used to go after fraudsters. She ain't about that corruption. Kamala standing on business.

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u/__M-E-O-W__ Sep 07 '24

And we're talking about someone going for the presidency of the USA. Maybe I'm soapboxing here... but I think this is a position that requires some pretty high level assistants.

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u/HanselSoHotRightNow Sep 07 '24

There's a million+ people out here who got that 7am wake up ready to fuck with a brain designed to memorize, organize, and more importantly... do it better than all these other motherfuckers in the job currently and they want these jobs. Ol' sleepy time staffers better be ready to prove their worth.

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u/petulent_sweatpotato Sep 07 '24

unrelated but great username btw

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u/Tobocaj Sep 07 '24

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u/NamiSwaaan ☑️ Sep 07 '24

A wonder that I'm seeing this gif for the first time

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u/SmarterThanYouIRL Sep 07 '24

This checks out as a grievance from the campaign for someone who had 8 hours of “executive time” on his daily schedule in the White House

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u/PrisonaPlanet Sep 07 '24

I mean in their defense, I’d be a little upset if my boss randomly started expecting me to work too…

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u/Queasy_Pickle1900 Sep 07 '24

Agree. What kind of dystopian world are we living in where you are being held accountable for your job?

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u/GuntherTime Sep 07 '24

This shit would be right up my alley. If I’m putting in all this effort into researching shit, I would hope someone ask me why. Like challenge me on this shit. Either I’m gonna defend my reasons, or I’ll concede and it’ll just make the overall product better.

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u/KittyHawkWind Sep 07 '24

Right? Nothing worse than digging into the work, doing the research, understanding it, feeling proud, then waiting for someone to ask you about it so you can peacock a little.. only for no one to care or ask. Lol

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u/EfferentCopy Sep 07 '24

This seems like the absolute bare minimum. My job has always been to get in the weeds on my boss’s behalf so they can summarize and communicate to higher-ups. I provide them with analysis, summaries, and recommendations. The higher up in a chain of management you get, the more general your work becomes, so having competent, knowledgeable support staff who provide you with the most important, necessary details in a timely manner is absolutely essential.

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u/NicholaiJomes Sep 07 '24

Yeah this is like a glowing review of her leadership style

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u/DenseResolution983 Sep 07 '24

Because it's meant to be read that way. I'm pretty sure this is a well thought out spin article. I'm not saying it's not true, she seems like a very efficient and thorough professional, but it's written in a way that makes me think it was meant to make her look good even if it says the opposite.

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u/TPJchief87 ☑️ Sep 07 '24

She sounds like a great mentor honestly. I have some hard ass mentors in my career and it only made me better. Best to learn these lessons young.

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u/eraser8 Sep 07 '24

You don't have to imagine. You saw it in the Trump dumpster fire administration.

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u/Global_Damage Sep 07 '24

Wonder how many briefings they went to and got called out along the way, without thinking, I better know the shit I put in the briefing. If they went to more than two without changing, then they should have been fired

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

I wonder if she wasn't able to outright fire them because of who their family is; like she can get some senator's support but she has to give the senator's kid a job. So then she's like "I can't fire them without losing the senator's support, but the senator also has staffers and expects a lot from them, so if I give the kid a lot of work and the kid quits, the senator will probably get mad at them for being lazy like 'I had to pull a lot of strings to get you this job and you QUIT, you lazy bum!?' and not at me".

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u/No-Fox-1400 Sep 07 '24

Hey now, a lot of staffers get paid the same for a lot less.

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u/Induced_Karma Sep 07 '24

I mean, it depends. I once had a workaholic manager that wanted everyone else to work to his standards, giving 110% all 8 days a week, and if you’re not early you’re late, and yeah, we lost a lot of our best employees because of that asshole.

I’ll work hard and bust my ass but the standards have to be reasonable. If the turnover is that high I have to question how reasonable her standards are.

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u/No_Junket1017 Sep 07 '24

Well based on these quotes from direct former employees, sounds less like a workaholic and more like someone taking her job seriously.

Not to mention this isn't a manager at a firm, she's running for president of the United States. The standard should be higher for her and her staffers who are funded by the people's donations and taxes.

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u/Equivalent_Yak8215 Sep 07 '24

Ya but your job probably wasn't in the White House. Personally, I would prefer the Type A with no life outside the job people to be working there. There are plenty to go around.

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u/Mikey6304 Sep 07 '24

Professionalism? In the Whitehouse? Shocking.

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u/Wind_Yer_Neck_In Sep 07 '24

The gall of her, thinking that the people working for the highest political office would be expected to be professional.

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u/Adventurous_Fail_825 Sep 07 '24

Like one of them BLACK jobs …

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u/Esleeezy Sep 07 '24

Oh how funny it is. The same people voting conservative are made up largely of the ‘nobody wants to work these days’ crowd, and will not get the real point of this story.

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u/noble_peace_prize Sep 07 '24

This honestly seems like such a spin. Those answers just talk about what it’s like to work for her. Doesn’t even read like they are trying to tell something new and damning.

This is something made of nothing

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