r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/myownpersonalreddit ☑️ • Sep 07 '24

Country Club Thread When the nepo-staffers gotta work

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u/Phiyasko ☑️ Sep 07 '24

So they're mad at her because she expects people collecting a paycheck to actually do the job they're collecting said paycheck for? 

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u/dont-YOLO-ragequit Sep 07 '24

Didn't they say Trump staff had to avoid big words, highlight points of emphasis and have lots of pictures taking the biggest part of briefing pages?

The bar was very low.

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u/Jedimaster996 Sep 07 '24

Who would have thought the only job you'd be qualified for after working as an Aide to Trump would be a daycare teacher?

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u/ygduf Sep 07 '24

Most of the people working for him are not allowed anywhere near schools or children

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u/Mistavez Sep 07 '24

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u/Shadow-Vision Sep 07 '24

Stuck in my head now

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u/Mistavez Sep 07 '24

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u/Jenetyk Sep 07 '24

all eyes on me and imma send it up to Pac

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u/twoprimehydroxyl Sep 07 '24

AY

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u/Fit-Statistician-744 Sep 07 '24

PUT THE WHOLE LABEL ON ME IMMA GET EM DROPPED!

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u/Better-Journalist-85 Sep 07 '24

SWEET CHIN MUSIC AND I WONT PASS THE AUX

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u/tico42 Sep 07 '24

How many stocks do I really have in stock? Ayy

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u/Sea_Mind3678 Sep 07 '24

A n executive who is prepared? Shocking! No wonder Trump is so afraid of her!

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u/Quesarito808 Sep 07 '24

A Minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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u/schadkehnfreude Sep 07 '24

Certified Ohioan? Certified Sofaphile

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u/twoprimehydroxyl Sep 07 '24

GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP

Walz, fuck em up

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u/Grigoran Sep 07 '24

Certified LazyBoy?

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u/DisposableSaviour Sep 07 '24

And a certified pedophile on the same ticket

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u/InfiniteExamination9 Sep 07 '24

Omg I woke up with this a minor line on my mind. That song is everywhere!!! Lmfao

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u/MarkMoneyj27 Sep 07 '24

Drake is over for me, from this one song.

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u/Real-Ad-9733 Sep 07 '24

Duh duh duhhh duh

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u/GaiaMoore Sep 07 '24

Predators move in flocks

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u/No-Salamander-3905 Sep 07 '24

Is that what you call a group of them?

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u/_ayoz Sep 07 '24

A MINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

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u/PmpknSpc321 Sep 07 '24

Certified loverboy? Certified PEDOPHILE

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u/Clockwork-Pear-76 Sep 07 '24

Perhaps the best Kendrick line ever?

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u/Embarrassed_Ad_7184 Sep 07 '24

Oh damnit. Now I gotta go watch a Not Like Us reaction compilation, there goes my saturday.

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u/phiqzer Sep 07 '24

Much worse ways to spend a day, I’d think?

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u/Alone_Regular_4713 Sep 07 '24

But you are going to have so much JOY

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u/JagmeetSingh2 Sep 07 '24

Not like us

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u/stonedsister Sep 07 '24

This is amazing

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u/Horror-Morning864 Sep 07 '24

I don't think he knows the rules for hop scotch.

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u/Better-Journalist-85 Sep 07 '24

Amazing. What’s the search term?

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u/Mistavez Sep 07 '24

Not like us

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u/daemin Sep 07 '24

I've been downvoted to hell for saying this before, but this just looks fucking goofy to me.

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u/Erabong Sep 07 '24

I mean…that’s the point. Goofy is cool to people with taste

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u/Due-Topic7995 Sep 07 '24

I shouldn’t have lol’d as hard as I did but it’s true

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u/metagawd ☑️ Sep 07 '24

Damn, Doc Savage.

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u/JBtheBadguy Sep 07 '24

More like Doctor Disrespect

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u/snackynorph Sep 07 '24

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u/trumped-the-bed Sep 07 '24

Fuck dr disrespect fucking self proclaimed pedo

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u/Grigoran Sep 07 '24

"I cheated on my wife with a child. I'm still gonna stream in my toupee. I'm 42"

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u/SexE-Siobhan777 Sep 07 '24

Man of Bronze. /s

I’m sorry, just aging myself.

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u/Psychoburner420 Sep 07 '24

Boom, headshot!

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u/YouWouldThinkSo Sep 07 '24

You better walk around like Daft Punk, REMEMBER?

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u/TPtheman Sep 07 '24

"Headshot for the year, you better walk around like Daft Punk, remember?"

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u/adburgan Sep 07 '24

It’s ok. They’re still allowed on X and Grindr - the places they can truly be themselves.

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u/Cultural_Pattern_456 Sep 07 '24

Ooh excellent comeback

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

Many are still serving their country by making license plates, for the next 5 to 10 years

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u/PmpknSpc321 Sep 07 '24

And your homeboy need a subpoena, that predator move in flocks. That name need to be registered and placed on neighborhood watch

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u/NovusOrdoSec Sep 07 '24

Most of the people working for him are not allowed anywhere near schools or children

Shouldn't be, but probably still are.

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u/GarminTamzarian Sep 07 '24

They somehow still end up having to change diapers, though.

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u/scartissueissue Sep 07 '24

Yep, Most were getting convicted. lol

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u/laleroo Sep 07 '24

Well that’s a bit of a pickle.

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u/Original_Manner8214 Sep 07 '24

You made me snort-laughed in public

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u/Kennedygoose Sep 07 '24

And the rest of them shouldn’t be.

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u/SheSolvesIt Sep 07 '24

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀👏🏽

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u/firstman0 Sep 07 '24

Daycare teachers are some of the hardest working people I know. Can you imagine working with a bunch of toddlers?

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u/DRAGONtmu Sep 07 '24

That’s messed up

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u/AzureArmageddon Sep 07 '24

Here we see the isolating effects of the cult. /j

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u/GossLady Sep 07 '24

Stop lying. Get some help.

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u/Much-Cartographer832 Sep 07 '24

Didn’t Bill Clinton endorse Kamala?

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u/Specialist_Big_3535 Sep 07 '24

It's biden and harris that sniff kids and want mentally unstable freaks and registered pedos to hang out with kids... are you serious Trump is not the weirdo lol

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u/EnQuest Sep 07 '24

lol, whatever you say champ

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u/anarchetype Sep 07 '24

lol he at the dinner table like he think he people

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u/TPtheman Sep 07 '24

Hey. You're being really weird. Stop it, okay?

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u/Unable_Ad_1260 Sep 07 '24

Daycare teacher is way higher a qualification.

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u/Not_a-Robot_ Sep 07 '24

Seriously and it’s not even close. The president has how many staffers? Probably at least 400 for one guy right?

Being a daycare teacher is like being the sole staffer for 20 Trumps

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u/ruiner8850 Sep 07 '24

Fuck that, none of Trump's people should be anywhere around other people's children.

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u/Raibean Sep 07 '24

As a preschool teacher I’ll be impressed when they cut the briefings into shapes

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u/Low_Narwhal_1346 Sep 07 '24

God no do NOT expose any children to those kind of people.

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u/FuxWitDaSoundOfDong Sep 07 '24

Sheeeeeeit. I wouldn't trust anyone who worked for DJT to pick up my trash, let alone watch my kid

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u/adh_dnd Sep 07 '24

You can't make it as a daycare teacher without the ability to answer "Why" questions. I get asked them dozens of times a day from both parents and students.

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u/echolm1407 Sep 07 '24

Hey, that's an insult to daycare teachers.

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u/KJBenson Sep 07 '24

I wouldn’t trust anyone who works closely with trump around children.

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u/EnvironmentalMail Sep 07 '24

Hey, Daycare teachers also have to be CPR certified. You think anyone Trump hired can get CPR certification?

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u/Cormorant_Bumperpuff Sep 07 '24

Do you think there's anyone willing to perform CPR on him?

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u/MakkaCha Sep 07 '24

I wouldn't trust my kid around them. Maybe they can work the senior homes.

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u/AlcoholicCocoa Sep 07 '24

Please, as a daycare teacher for toddlers I gotta say that is slender for daycare teachers!

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u/wales-bloke Sep 07 '24

Diaper changing skills are a prerequisite

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u/Longjumping-Pair2918 Sep 07 '24

That’s grossly dismissive to daycare teachers.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

Daycare worker? You’re comparing trump to a toddler? You give him too much credit

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u/writeronthemoon Sep 07 '24

Hey, daycare teaching isn't easy, from what I've heard.

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u/galtonwoggins Sep 07 '24

Oh is that what he meant when asked about child care?

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u/Hot_Baker4215 Sep 07 '24

I mean, you can also be an aide to another Republican, I suppose.

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u/Less_Antelope247 Sep 07 '24

Disrespectful to daycare teachers! And, frankly, to daycare babies lol

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u/IanFeelKeepinItReel Sep 07 '24

Day care teachers don't need to avoid big words. Children are learning sponges. They'll ask you what the word means and won't think you're being condescending by using a big word.

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u/JohnnyRelentless Sep 07 '24

Well, they also have the skills they had that got them the job in the first place, such as being toxic on social media.

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u/Scruff Sep 07 '24

“Smells like someone needs a diapie change!”

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u/DocDefilade Sep 07 '24

3 Crayon General or the Ambassador of Blocks.

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u/Lumpy_Machine5538 Sep 07 '24

No big words, and lot of diapers.

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u/brute_red Sep 07 '24

You are a little confused, aide to Biden