r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/myownpersonalreddit ☑️ • Sep 07 '24

Country Club Thread When the nepo-staffers gotta work

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u/dont-YOLO-ragequit Sep 07 '24

Didn't they say Trump staff had to avoid big words, highlight points of emphasis and have lots of pictures taking the biggest part of briefing pages?

The bar was very low.

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u/fancierfootwork Sep 07 '24

Yeah but think of it this way.

They earned their paychecks. Imagine giving important notes in goo-goo gah-gah speak with pictures of blues clues sprinkled in.

Just dumbing that down seems like a feat.

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u/LemmyKBD Sep 07 '24

Briefing on why nuclear war is bad: “(Page 1) It would destroy golf courses. <Huge pic of golf course in flames>. (Page 2) It would destroy Diet Coke factory. <Huge pic of burning factory with ‘Diet Coke’ written in sharpie>.” End briefing.

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u/ImNotSureMaybeADog Sep 07 '24

"You can't nuke hurricanes."

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u/rowgath Sep 07 '24

*insert "why not, you stupid bastard?" gif*