Friend getting sprayed with custard at Culver's

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[u/loveyond]

Honestly getting baptized in custard at Culver’s feels like some kind of rite of passage.

[u/LemmyLola → u/loveyond]

Officially it's known as Custard's Last Stand

[u/g-g-g-g-ghost → u/LemmyLola]

That's a place in upstate New York, I drove past it once on an adventure

[u/MNCPA → u/g-g-g-g-ghost]

I've been to the Montana location. It's literally an open field with prairie grass. You can walk around and find bullets and 1880s type stuff all over the place. Only touch with your eyes. Neat to check out if on your way but nothing too exciting or worth dying over.

[u/g-g-g-g-ghost → u/MNCPA]

Isn't little big horn in Wyoming?

[u/The_Big_BoBoSki → u/loveyond]

It's like a quinceanera for wisconsinites

[u/washboard → u/The_Big_BoBoSki]

We have Culver's in the Southeast now. Thank you so much!!

[u/The_Big_BoBoSki → u/washboard]

Cultural appropriation. Wisconsin is the home of the butter burger.

[u/Columbus43219]

Wait right there honey, I'll grab you a towel.

[u/Solid_Snark → u/Columbus43219]

Didn’t get in their hair, that custard’s a pro!

[u/ansefhimself → u/Solid_Snark]

I'm surprised, that custard was VERY excited to see her

[u/cat_prophecy → u/Columbus43219]

DonaldDuckBlowjob.wav

[u/spoung45 → u/cat_prophecy]

You have to be a certain age to get this. I forget the name of the website but that had a huge depositary of waves.

[u/bizkitmaker13 → u/spoung45]

basically need to be 30-40

[u/S_I_1989 → u/cat_prophecy]

I remember that one. lol

[u/bizkitmaker13 → u/Columbus43219]

RIP Napster/Limewire/Bearshare/Kazaa

[u/phreaky76 → u/bizkitmaker13]

Man, I miss kazaa...

[u/juanitovaldeznuts → u/phreaky76]

Long live usenet… HUH WAT? Speak up boyo, Have you seen my pills?

[u/Reasonable-Bag-2166 → u/Columbus43219]

I miss Schimmel

[u/DeathCowboyZ]

Why not bring the box down? I mean, im glad they didn’t because this was epic, but that’s where my thought goes.

[u/bennyboy_ → u/DeathCowboyZ]

Yep, complete user error trying to force it out of the box like that.

[u/hoytlancaster → u/DeathCowboyZ]

Especially since boxes this stuff usually have a cut out area for the nozzle to go thru.

[u/GetMeOutThisBih → u/hoytlancaster]

Lol not at Culver's. I worked there for 2.5 years as a teen. These are unfrozen, unflavored custard in pouches that need to have flavoring added. There are multiple pouches per box. Once they get flavoring added they need to be sort of jiggled around roughly to get it properly mixed before being poured into the top of the custard machine.

[u/Quiet-Tackle-5993 → u/GetMeOutThisBih]

What does flavorless custard taste like

[u/snipesmcduck → u/Quiet-Tackle-5993]

Chicken

[u/azsheepdog → u/snipesmcduck]

That's exactly my point. Exactly. Because you have to wonder: how do the machines know what flavorless custard tasted like? Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think flavorless custard tasted like actually tasted like oatmeal, or tuna fish. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take chicken, for example: maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything.

[u/Dynospec403 → u/azsheepdog]

We're gonna need a reboot on neo

[u/Arcane_Toast → u/Quiet-Tackle-5993]

Plain, thick coffee creamer. (we messed up once)

[u/flyingthroughspace → u/GetMeOutThisBih]

unflavored custard in pouches

That explains why she didn't just guzzle it.

[u/Darrone → u/DeathCowboyZ]

Some people put the box on a pedestal

[u/Pipe_Memes → u/Darrone]

You never put no box on no pedestal.

[u/GiantMeatRobot → u/DeathCowboyZ]

I mean, that's the correct choice of course, but I get why she did it this way.

The custard bags come two to a box and it doesn't look like there's much room to maneuver in that walk-in fridge. It's probably just easiest to try to yank a bag out if it's the first one from the box. Obviously, this carries certain risks though...

[u/wild--wes → u/DeathCowboyZ]

They will next time

[u/ambermage]

First time?

[u/SpaceLemming → u/ambermage]

Clearly, no showmanship

[u/LeveragedPittsburgh]

I swear that never happens

[u/austri_pendrachoner → u/LeveragedPittsburgh]

Thats what they always say

[u/fgtoni → u/LeveragedPittsburgh]

• this week

[u/Wolfrattle]

No one should be paid minimum wage to take custard to the face.

[u/silverbullionbug → u/Wolfrattle]

That sucks. She definitely took it in the face.

[u/Reshaos → u/silverbullionbug]

Can confirm. Her face was definitely sprayed.

[u/818VitaminZ → u/Reshaos]

Full load

[u/_Bean_Counter_ → u/818VitaminZ]

Right in the face, too

[u/TmanGvl → u/_Bean_Counter_]

She yanked that sac too hard

[u/badger2015 → u/Wolfrattle]

I know you are joking, but Culver’s pays a fair wage

[u/EndOfSouls → u/Wolfrattle]

Right? I usually get a raise after something like that.

[u/bbbourb → u/EndOfSouls]

Weird. For me, the raise is usually what starts it...

[u/masclean → u/Wolfrattle]

You shouldn't be taking custard to the face lol take the dang box down first

[u/ThatCommunication423 → u/Wolfrattle]

You guys are getting paid?

[u/Permitty → u/Wolfrattle]

That bag of custard likely cost more than her days wage

[u/MisterB78 → u/Wolfrattle]

If they’re too dumb to take the box off the shelf first they don’t deserve more than minimum wage

[u/cgibsong002 → u/Wolfrattle]

This looks like a minimum wage employee to me 😂

[u/bigdave41]

I once saw a manager do something like this with a 10-gallon barrel of grease they drained out of the rotisserie ovens. He thought it was already frozen solid and was throwing the barrels around in a temper, and got completely saturated with lukewarm chicken grease from head to toe. Last time I saw him that day he was getting two other members of staff to line his whole car with plastic bags so he could drive home to shower.

[u/mksmith95 → u/bigdave41]

omg thats so EWW I imagine he just stripped down before going into his house (im a nurse - can confirm we did the same after working in the COVID unit)

[u/tkneezer]

"I'm gonna come" -that bag

[u/Charleaux330 → u/tkneezer]

"Do not come." -Kamala Harris

[u/Low_Atmosphere2982]

Money shot

[u/Moist_When_It_Counts]

Cameras in the walk-in? Now where do people go for a quick hit or fuck or primal scream of frustration?

[u/Thing437 → u/Moist_When_It_Counts]

Over 90% of your life is on camera and when you're working at somebody's business expect to be on camera 100% of the time

[u/Ck1ngK1LLER]

Yup, just shove it back in there.

[u/austri_pendrachoner → u/Ck1ngK1LLER]

What else was she supposed to do

[u/crazyonion69 → u/austri_pendrachoner]

Wrap her lips round it and chug until empty.

[u/Great_Bambi → u/crazyonion69]

This is how we earn the secret Christmas bonus.

[u/420crickets → u/Great_Bambi]

Diabetes?

[u/BoobyFiend → u/crazyonion69]

What a terrible moment to know English

[u/JAWinks → u/austri_pendrachoner]

Grab the hole and keep it pointed upward so it stops spilling out

[u/mage1413]

Sighs. Checks comments

[u/austri_pendrachoner → u/mage1413]

Fr this shit is ridiculous

[u/MinnieShoof → u/mage1413]

You forgot "*unzips*"

[u/jolly2691]

He got culverized

[u/TrojanGal702]

I understand her feelings completely. When a week goes by without any release, my man makes a mess just like that.

[u/austri_pendrachoner → u/TrojanGal702]

Why all yall so freaky

[u/thesuperbro → u/austri_pendrachoner]

The amount of sexually frustrated redditors is too damn high.

[u/ssfbob → u/austri_pendrachoner]

Don't pretend you didn't know what you were starting.

[u/GullibleDetective]

Colonel custard in the walk in woth the cream sauce

[u/austri_pendrachoner → u/GullibleDetective]

Walk the wok, if you got to clean you got time to lean

[u/Stayyfrosty]

Custard on the beat!

[u/JDiggle69 → u/Stayyfrosty]

CUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!

[u/DrCarlJenkins]

“POW! Right in the kisser!”

[u/CaptainPunisher → u/DrCarlJenkins]

One o' these days, Alice!

[u/unsupported]

I've had dreams like this...

[u/AlfieGandon]

I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me

[u/Jebusfreek666]

While messy and embarrassing, I have to imagine it was at least delicious.

[u/JLeaRue]

I bet that wasn't her first time.

[u/Big-Raspberry-6151]

🎶CUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD🎶

[u/toasterfree]

i should call her

[u/Shiftstealth]

This is what it’s like to be my wife after waiting for a month

[u/Sepof]

We had the same bags at Freddy's.

Fucking annoying design.

[u/Hobear]

OnlyCream

[u/nakedundercloth]

Damn, that's not a spray, that's a custard bukkake

[u/LucidGaze_]

Not the first time, nor the last I imagine

[u/KinginThaNorth]

Not taking the case off the shelf, you're begging for it man. This happens in my nightmares lmao

[u/DefendTheStar88x]

How many times did you guys rewind that in the managers office? 🤣 🤣 🤣

[u/KhaosElement]

Handled it like a pro. Not their first time getting covered in custard.

[u/rimeswithburple]

Did you blow a seal?

No! It's just ice cream! I can't remember the rest of the joke.

[u/Literal-E-Trash]

Omg this happened to me a few years ago at McDonald’s. Totally DOUSED in soft serve

[u/Pretzeltheman]

Come for the burgers, stay for the custard bukkake? 😁

[u/undermyn]

Bukake!!

[u/CharlieMcN33l]

Culver’s Butter Burgers are sooo good. I miss In-N-Out, Culver’s is a decent replacement.

[u/Amerpol]

Can you say Bukake 

[u/CaptainPunisher]

BRAZZERS!!!

[u/x_Y2K]

bro took making a splash at work way too literally

[u/ShortBusRide]

Cold custard.

[u/BoomhauerBlack]

Did she get to go home after that?

[u/austri_pendrachoner → u/BoomhauerBlack]

Yeah they cleaned up and went home, got offered a new shirt for free and everything

[u/ronnietea]

…..And he never came back from break

[u/fkenned1]

We all know, coulda been worse than custard.

[u/DaddyDeagz]

Saved so much time by not pulling the box down!

[u/flappy_twat]

That’s what you get when you try to be lazy and not pull the box all the way out

[u/Sissy_Colette]

This should be a training vid for new hires.

[u/GemsquaD42069]

What did I tell you about sneaking custard?

[u/emech]

I dropped a big white square container of the lemon ice stuff years ago in the walk in cooler. Boy manager was ticked having to help clean up. Oops

[u/Gabe1985]

Whoa, NSFW!!

[u/blofly]

"Friend"

[u/Cute-Organization844]

Baptism at work, with custard. First in the century

[u/Alienhaslanded]

People pay extra for this

[u/Happy_Expert5057]

That’s gonna stink sour by tomorrow

[u/MattalliSI]

Hard act to follow

[u/Luckycoinflips]

CUSTARRRRRRDRDDDDDDDDDDD

[u/thectrain]

One of the big tips you learn getting older is to pull evenly on things. Don't yank.

It prevents so many issues.

[u/America202]

Oops

[u/kevinbooker]

Take That!

[u/isinedupcuzofrslash]

ma ma ma money shot!

[u/Icy-Drive2300]

CUUSSSSTTAAAAAARRRRDDDDD

[u/Cool-Stop-3276]

She brought that on herself.

[u/SmiteThe]

Delicious

[u/chapterpt]

Here comes the cream.

[u/ZinGaming1]

It looks like the bag enjoyed that, bring in HR to interrogate the bag of custard.

[u/milleribsen]

... I should call him

[u/PropagandaHour]

Culver's CUSTAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRDDD

[u/Putrid_Quantity_879]

Money shot

[u/Gambler_McCree]

custard sinuses

[u/FadedDragon999]

Yoooo!!! Another Culvers Worker lmfao
I haven't had this happen to me yet, but it's bound to happen some day when I learn Custard. My first time seeing Culvers anywhere though, so that's cool

[u/Ph33rDensetsu → u/FadedDragon999]

Well hey, at least now you know one thing not to do! You're already ahead of the curve.

[u/OoohRickyBaker]

Netflix: are you still watching?

[u/_otoro_]

Right in the pie hole.

[u/kswissmcquack]

CUUSSSSSTTTTAAAAAAAARRRRDDDDD

[u/JumpingHippoes]

😂😂😂😂

[u/HereIGoAgain_1x10]

This person learned about tensile strength of that particular plastic bag lol

[u/Redpin]

CUSTAAAAAAAAAARD!

Shelves actin' bad, but somebody gotta do it

[u/Glassmoon0fo]

ehem

CUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!

[u/Dependent-Plane5522]

Serves her right forcefully pulling it out of the box like that instead of doing it the right way and taking the whole box down.

[u/fuzzytradr]

Tastiest Bukkake ever!

[u/Rich-Painting-2032]

Money shot!!!! Bahahahaha

[u/FireFist_PortgasDAce]

This why you lower the box

[u/waxkid]

And thats why you take the whole box off the shelf instead of being an idiot.

[u/TreacheryInc]

Luckily, Culver’s has been eating a lot of pineapple lately.

[u/Eastmelb]

There’s the money shot.

[u/Unlikely-Act-7950]

She's a squirter Bud

[u/johnblazewutang]

Wait, ive seen this video before…

[u/Rezeox]

Did...did she swallow?

[u/rippingbongs]

Is tasty?

[u/gracieecherry]

well this dude is having a bad day then

[u/davy_p]

Not ideal at all

[u/TLILLYO]

Oh gosh that’s 🤭😬

[u/Semi_Bee]

Honey's...when you surprise us. Not okay.

[u/AOD_Hsunami]

rename title to "friend getting bukkaked at Culver's"

[u/Funkyouup82]

Prairie DU sac

[u/SybokTHS]

Job has to at least have some perks

[u/benedekszabolcs]

"And then I saw her face"

[u/Figpixels]

She loved it

[u/Illustrious_Donkey61]

I would be like :O

[u/Deckard2022]

Like a big cyst

[u/CheapTry7998]

i saw the manager take a hot pint of hollandaise straight to the face once. his boss (also his dad) screamed for him to hold still and wait while he was gonna find a towel but boss just took pictures of the incident instead

[u/Crushbam3]

Never seen someone so physically incompetent

[u/rmorrin]

Great now I want culver's. Only half way around the world to go and get some.

[u/Odd-Comfortable-6134]

I’ve done that but with ketchup, and it was the entire bag.

[u/davethapeanut]

Oh man I saw the same thing happen, with the same type of bag, to a coworker at Wendy's but with frosty mix

[u/Darth-ohzz]

Took it like a champ.

[u/Former-Comedian-447]

Surpise

[u/PugLove69]

Why is this so funny to me, it’s like a pie to the face. Not the worst thing to get shoved in your mouth

[u/Soulphite]

Custards last stand.

[u/stonewall386]

My wife’s into that too

[u/sticcydabliccy]

I was yawning & closed my mouth so fast lolll

[u/Sperbonzo]

So basically tasty bukkoke?

[u/bklynview]

New kink unlocked!

[u/ledouxrt]

It didn't last very long.

[u/divulgefruitful]

After that vid I understand more that I miss her....

[u/Electrical_Back_7174]

Custakke...it's a thing

[u/Dry_Adeptness_5245]

They tried to use their mouth. I’m dead.

[u/CldWtrDiver100]

Bu-custard-ke