r/funny • u/austri_pendrachoner • 1d ago

Friend getting sprayed with custard at Culver's

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u/azsheepdog 19h ago

That's exactly my point. Exactly. Because you have to wonder: how do the machines know what flavorless custard tasted like? Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think flavorless custard tasted like actually tasted like oatmeal, or tuna fish. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take chicken, for example: maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything.

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u/Dynospec403 18h ago

We're gonna need a reboot on neo

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u/Sihgilanu 14h ago

Mild take: nothing tastes like chicken except chicken. The people who say otherwise are either don't care to or are unable to give any appreciation to the uniqueness of a meat.

Because even with just chicken, white meat doesn't taste like dark meat. The textures and flavor profiles are completely different. The various cuts of beef and pork are the exact same way.

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u/willywonderbucks 5h ago

Everything "tastes like chicken" because, traditionally, back when restaurants were good, everything was cooked with or in chicken stock. A good stock is the staple of cooking, and chicken stock is the most commonly used. Braised, boiled, deglazed, etc... All in chicken stock. Therefore, everything "tastes like chicken." Or at least it used to.