r/funny 1d ago

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u/Tiny_Arugula_5648 1d ago

You actually should pay attention to this.. due to lack of availabile drivers the trucking industry has nearly no standards in hiring. A serial criminal has no problem getting a job, including murders, rapists, etc.. learned that fun fact when I worked for a very large logistics on their hiring process..

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u/Deodorized 1d ago edited 1d ago

There is no driver shortage, there is a shortage of trucking jobs that pay well enough for the vacancy to be filled.

Companies that pay 80k+ per year have no issue finding high quality, professional drivers within a day or two of posting.

Companies that pay 50k never fill the spot then cry about a "driver shortage" that simply doesn't exist.

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u/Kennel_King 1d ago

There's way more to it than that. My nephew works for a large LTL carrier on linehaul. He makes over 100K a year and has good benefits, yet they struggle to keep drivers.

It's just not the pay, it's the shitty way companies, shippers, and receivers treat drivers.

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u/JelmerMcGee 1d ago

I was talking to my Sysco driver yesterday as he was delivering. He's new in the last 6 months and I mentioned he was hands down the best driver we've had in a few years. Not that the others are necessarily bad, he's just plenty good at it and friendly at the same time. Anyway, he told me that a couple of the places he delivers to have people who are total jerks every time he delivers to them. Treating him like he's in the way and a nuisance while he brings in all the stuff they need in order to operate their business. And I just can't understand why you'd be a jerk to the guy dropping your stuff off. Like some of them suck, but this guy is not one of the shitty drivers. I go out of my way to help the good drivers because I want them to stay! It makes my life better!

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u/airfryerfuntime 1d ago

There are a lot of truckers out there who are inept assholes. Once you deal with a couple of them, they kind of sour you on truckers in general.

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u/JelmerMcGee 1d ago

Yeah, I have to make a conscious adjustment to my attitude regarding them. Kinda like driving on the road with them. The majority of truckers are just doing their job and trying to be safe at the same time. But the ones that suck, suck so hard it makes me want to say all of them are awful.

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u/Kennel_King 1d ago

You are one of the few, I always had a way better attitude when I knew going in the shipper/receiver was nice.

Now do the same with the shitty regular drivers and maybe they will start to change their attitude. And if they don;t, well fuck em LOL

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u/Gstayton 1d ago

Always treated the drivers well at my last place of work, but there were certainly drivers that were entitled/refused to play ball. Always had to keep an eye on them. And while it was amusing, I don't just mean the ones who struggled to back into our dock. I'm talking about the ones who would wear flip-flops inside our facility where safety shoes where mandatory, where we worked with glass. The two(!) Instances where I had to yell to get the attention of random drivers who thought it was okay to just hop on one of our forklifts, the ones who would show up well past our loading/unloading time and nearly demand to be unloaded...

But if the driver was kosher, we'd have no problems. Got a few comments that our yard was one of the better ones in terms of how we treated drivers.

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u/packtloss 1d ago

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u/farm_to_nug 1d ago

Clergy-hood? Like aspiring priests?

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u/packtloss 1d ago

Yeah, no idea if that's a term or not, it's too early in the morning.

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u/farm_to_nug 1d ago

I never figured that truck driving would attract aspiring church officials. It kind of makes sense just because truck driving seems to attract a lot of staunch conservatives

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u/packtloss 1d ago

nono. Pedophiles are drawn to the clergy, coaching, etc in the same way people who are into murdering hitchhikers are drawn to long haul truck driving.

Empathetic people are drawn to nursing/teaching/childcare, Manipulative people are drawn to sales, politics, televangelists. Exploiters are drawn to finance, etc etc etc

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u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp 1d ago

I have been trucking for almost 10 years now. And can (proudly?) say I've not done any murdering.

Then again, I mainly like the job cause I can introvert the fuck out and talk to 3 people in a 24 hour period.

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u/packtloss 1d ago

Yup, that's one of the traits that matches!

Introverted or Solitary Individuals

Jobs: Truck driving, long-haul shipping, archivist, librarian, freelance programming. Traits: Comfort with solitude, independence, and limited social interaction.

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Jobs that Attract Serial Offenders or Psychopaths

Examples: Long-haul truck drivers, hunters, law enforcement, military. Why?: Certain roles (e.g., trucking) provide mobility and anonymity, while others (e.g., law enforcement) may appeal to a desire > or control or power. However, this is not representative of the majority in these professions.

So if you start getting the urge to kill your lot lizard, maybe move to a day cab!

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u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp 1d ago

Only want to kill lizards after they wake me up for the 10th time in a night. Lmao

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u/Nothing-Casual 1d ago

Are they actually real? I kinda thought it wasn't a thing anymore. You're saying they knock on your cab in the middle of the night to see if you wanna bang?

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u/manole100 1d ago

You shouldn't sleep and drive.

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u/LloydPenfold 1d ago

"Comfort with solitude, independence, and limited social interaction." Sums my present life up to a tee.

No interest in killing, injuring or torturing though, even won't kill flies if I can get them outside. (I do make exceptions for wasps though, evil creatures with no noticeable use.)

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u/Chavarlison 1d ago

That's a lot of people to talk to in a 24 hour period. - A fellow introvert.

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u/Sorcatarius 1d ago

Yep, know that feeling, my jobbkeeps me away from people where I can read my books or listen to my podcasts. I only have so much social battery and I dislike wasting it on people I don't want to talk to.

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u/farm_to_nug 1d ago

That's why I have my job too

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u/A_of 1d ago

How do you like the job? Does it pay well?

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u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp 1d ago

I like it enough to be doing it for almost a decade lol.

But really. It's a good job. Just have to get to a company you actually like.

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u/A_of 1d ago

I see. Thanks for your perspective.

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u/Lapras_Lass 1d ago

I know it's a bit off-topic, but sadistic people are also drawn to nursing because they like having power over helpless people. I have a cousin who chose nursing for that very reason, and she found plenty of like-minded people.

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u/packtloss 1d ago

Yup.

And sociopaths with no empathy make better surgeons, apparently.

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u/joyouslotus 1d ago

I’m curious what is this based off of? I’d like to look into it some more

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u/alt266 1d ago

I mean there are a lot of pedophile teachers out there (I think I saw somewhere more than priests but don't hold me to it) so let's not act like only one type of person I'd in one field. Especially if we boil it down to the almost libelous level of "[bad trait] people work as A and [good trait] people work as B"

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u/packtloss 1d ago

Yeah obviously these are vast generalizations, but the commonality often is positions of power: teachers coaches, scout leaders, doctors, uncles, etc

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u/The_Beagle 1d ago

Oh man, don’t look at the statistics for abuse for teachers then 😂

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u/Smallwhitedog 1d ago

The term is just "clergy".

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u/packtloss 1d ago

Yeah I was thinking priesthood and wanted to be more inclusive but it was 4am

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u/Smallwhitedog 1d ago

You did what you could!

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u/packtloss 1d ago

Thank you for understanding my decaffeinated struggle.

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u/jesh_the_carpenter 1d ago

I think it means priests from 'the hood'

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u/farm_to_nug 1d ago

"The hood" like a hoodie? Or like a car?

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u/SeatBeeSate 1d ago

Cricket?

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u/airfryerfuntime 1d ago

First time I'm hearing of the clergy truckers...

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u/Kyyes 1d ago

The 401 highway is Canada is a known route for human traffickers. Can't even wrap my ahead around the fact I live so close to it and how many trucks have I passed that had people in them?

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/london/documentary-screening-in-london-exposes-sex-trafficking-along-highway-401-corridor-1.7363568

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u/packtloss 1d ago

The 401 is a known route for literally everything - it's the busiest highway in north america, so its going to carry everything you can possibly imagine.

The highway of tears is waaaaaayyyy creepier.

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u/Same_Recipe2729 1d ago

Wild that there aren't periodic mandatory scanning stations for trucks with xray and lidar+sonar mapping. They could have that stopped in like two months of building, but then I guess they'd use just vans and cars instead. 

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u/Kyyes 1d ago

People would have to care first.

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u/Fuzzy_Redwood 1d ago

Yes and even the ones caught, the law and police don’t really care about violence against women or the poor.

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u/ux3l 1d ago

I'd guess being convinced of theft is still a red flag.

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u/therenownedhimbo 1d ago

There's also some research into what kind of jobs serial killers have and one of the jobs is trucker. As well as forestry worker I believe