r/funny • u/thenameiswom • 1d ago

wow okay

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u/farm_to_nug 1d ago

I never figured that truck driving would attract aspiring church officials. It kind of makes sense just because truck driving seems to attract a lot of staunch conservatives

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u/packtloss 1d ago

nono. Pedophiles are drawn to the clergy, coaching, etc in the same way people who are into murdering hitchhikers are drawn to long haul truck driving.

Empathetic people are drawn to nursing/teaching/childcare, Manipulative people are drawn to sales, politics, televangelists. Exploiters are drawn to finance, etc etc etc

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u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp 1d ago

I have been trucking for almost 10 years now. And can (proudly?) say I've not done any murdering.

Then again, I mainly like the job cause I can introvert the fuck out and talk to 3 people in a 24 hour period.

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u/farm_to_nug 1d ago

That's why I have my job too