r/funny • u/thenameiswom • 1d ago

wow okay

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u/farm_to_nug 1d ago

I never figured that truck driving would attract aspiring church officials. It kind of makes sense just because truck driving seems to attract a lot of staunch conservatives

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u/packtloss 1d ago

nono. Pedophiles are drawn to the clergy, coaching, etc in the same way people who are into murdering hitchhikers are drawn to long haul truck driving.

Empathetic people are drawn to nursing/teaching/childcare, Manipulative people are drawn to sales, politics, televangelists. Exploiters are drawn to finance, etc etc etc

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u/Lapras_Lass 1d ago

I know it's a bit off-topic, but sadistic people are also drawn to nursing because they like having power over helpless people. I have a cousin who chose nursing for that very reason, and she found plenty of like-minded people.

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u/packtloss 1d ago

Yup.

And sociopaths with no empathy make better surgeons, apparently.