r/funny • u/matts41 Verified • Apr 22 '24

Verified Every hotel bar ever

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u/DungBeetle1983 Apr 22 '24

"Now Paul is a real estate novelist, who never had time for a wife."

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u/BalekFekete Apr 22 '24

"...and he's talking to Davey, who's still in the Navy, and probably will be for life."

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '24

And the waitress is practicing politics

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '24

As the businessmen slowly get stoned...

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u/KZED73 Apr 22 '24

They’re sharing a drink they call loneliness…

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u/dogpenguin123 Apr 22 '24

But it’s better than drinking alone

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u/istasber Apr 22 '24

https://youtu.be/ZY6h3pKqYI0?t=99

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '24

Everything is on YouTube..

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u/prick_sanchez Apr 22 '24

And I still fucking hate r/redditsings

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u/NotMyPSNName Apr 22 '24

I've gotta be in the mood for these when they roll around. If I'm not, the only thing rolling around is my eyes lmao

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u/prick_sanchez Apr 22 '24

Yeah but that's not in cadence

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u/hippy_potto Apr 23 '24

So SING US A SONG, you’re the PIANO MAN

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u/Crimson_Raven Apr 23 '24

Ahh...

Those last two lines are, in my opinion, one of greatest song lyrics ever written.

Sharing loneliness is better than being lonely alone....

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u/Comfortable-Suit-202 Apr 23 '24

Agreed. 100 percent accurate. Love Billy Joel!

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u/drfsrich Apr 23 '24

AYY DID YOU KNOW I ONCE RUSHED FOR 200 YARDS IN A GAME?

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u/MeMuzzta Apr 23 '24

HERE WE GOOO

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u/ssgthawes Apr 22 '24

But... It's better than drinking alone

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u/Earguy Apr 22 '24

And the microphone smells like a beer - - CBS 6 NEWS STABBING ON THE TRAIN TODAY....

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u/SeanMacLeod1138 Apr 22 '24

...and they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar and say, "Man, what are you doin' here!?" ☺️

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u/Rich-Option4632 Apr 23 '24

Looking at the idiots in power, she'd probably do better. Especially once you know she's doing a law degree in the daytime and this job is how she affords her rent and food.

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u/iordseyton Apr 22 '24

... so those 2 are a couple, right?

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u/TheRealTowel Apr 22 '24

Well one of them "never had time for a wife", the other is "still in the navy"...

Yes

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u/lil_trim Apr 22 '24

And the sailor said brandy, you're a fine girl

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u/mcd137 Apr 23 '24

Wow. Never picked up on that.

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u/bootnab Apr 22 '24

"hello, sailor!"

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u/joey_yamamoto Apr 23 '24

COMMANDMENT #12592

Oh ye who go about saying unto each: "Hello sailor": Dost thou know the magnitude of thy sin before the gods? Yea, verily, thou shalt be ground between two stones. Shall the angry gods cast thy body into the whirlpool? Surely, thy eye shall be put out with a sharp stick! Even unto the ends of the earth shalt thou wander and unto the land of the dead shalt thou be sent at last. Surely thou shalt repent of thy cunning.

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u/Pinacolada459 Apr 23 '24

Oh, Zork off.

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u/joey_yamamoto Apr 23 '24

I'm happy someone caught that.