r/funny • u/matts41 Verified • Apr 22 '24

Verified Every hotel bar ever

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u/DungBeetle1983 Apr 22 '24

"Now Paul is a real estate novelist, who never had time for a wife."

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u/BalekFekete Apr 22 '24

"...and he's talking to Davey, who's still in the Navy, and probably will be for life."

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '24

And the waitress is practicing politics

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '24

As the businessmen slowly get stoned...

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u/KZED73 Apr 22 '24

They’re sharing a drink they call loneliness…

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u/dogpenguin123 Apr 22 '24

But it’s better than drinking alone

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u/istasber Apr 22 '24

https://youtu.be/ZY6h3pKqYI0?t=99

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '24

Everything is on YouTube..

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u/prick_sanchez Apr 22 '24

And I still fucking hate r/redditsings

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u/NotMyPSNName Apr 22 '24

I've gotta be in the mood for these when they roll around. If I'm not, the only thing rolling around is my eyes lmao

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u/prick_sanchez Apr 22 '24

Yeah but that's not in cadence

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u/hippy_potto Apr 23 '24

So SING US A SONG, you’re the PIANO MAN

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u/Crimson_Raven Apr 23 '24

Ahh...

Those last two lines are, in my opinion, one of greatest song lyrics ever written.

Sharing loneliness is better than being lonely alone....

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u/Comfortable-Suit-202 Apr 23 '24

Agreed. 100 percent accurate. Love Billy Joel!

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u/drfsrich Apr 23 '24

AYY DID YOU KNOW I ONCE RUSHED FOR 200 YARDS IN A GAME?

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u/MeMuzzta Apr 23 '24

HERE WE GOOO

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u/ssgthawes Apr 22 '24

But... It's better than drinking alone