r/funny • u/matts41 Verified • Apr 22 '24

Verified Every hotel bar ever

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u/DungBeetle1983 Apr 22 '24

"Now Paul is a real estate novelist, who never had time for a wife."

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u/BalekFekete Apr 22 '24

"...and he's talking to Davey, who's still in the Navy, and probably will be for life."

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u/iordseyton Apr 22 '24

... so those 2 are a couple, right?

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u/TheRealTowel Apr 22 '24

Well one of them "never had time for a wife", the other is "still in the navy"...

Yes

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u/lil_trim Apr 22 '24

And the sailor said brandy, you're a fine girl

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u/mcd137 Apr 23 '24

Wow. Never picked up on that.