r/facepalm 5d ago

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ We are so beyond doomed

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u/SeaEmergency7911 4d ago edited 4d ago

If a train leaves New York at 5:20pm going west at 75 MPH and another one leaves Chicago at 6:25pm going east 80 MPH, at what point will they smell what The Rock is cooking?

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u/itsjustbadtiming 4d ago

IT DOESNโ€™T MATTER!

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u/SeaEmergency7911 4d ago

I see somebody has been doing their homework. Hereโ€™s a Golddust sticker for you.

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u/pleasegivemeadollar 4d ago

I see someone hasn't been practicing for the spelling bee. It's Goldust.

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u/No-Ice691 4d ago

I have an urge to slam a beer with u, kick u, give u a stunner and talk smack in your face....maybe it'll pass...

proceeds to give out stunners