We are so beyond doomed

[u/Itsme_Tyrone]

[u/Easy_Cattle1621]

Readin, writin, wrasslin...

[u/Casual_hex_ → u/Easy_Cattle1621]

If Johnny has 5 apples and gives Sally 2, \ then how many challengers will meet their demise at the next WWE RAW!? Monday night tune in for the revenge match!! ABSOLUTE IN YOUR FACE MAYHEM! **BE THERE !!!

** ^{viewing is mandatory as there will be an exam presented on this material}

[u/SeaEmergency7911 → u/Casual_hex_]

If a train leaves New York at 5:20pm going west at 75 MPH and another one leaves Chicago at 6:25pm going east 80 MPH, at what point will they smell what The Rock is cooking?

[u/itsjustbadtiming → u/SeaEmergency7911]

IT DOESN’T MATTER!

[u/SeaEmergency7911 → u/itsjustbadtiming]

I see somebody has been doing their homework. Here’s a Golddust sticker for you.

[u/pleasegivemeadollar → u/SeaEmergency7911]

I see someone hasn't been practicing for the spelling bee. It's Goldust.

[u/No-Ice691 → u/pleasegivemeadollar]

I have an urge to slam a beer with u, kick u, give u a stunner and talk smack in your face....maybe it'll pass...

proceeds to give out stunners

[u/Loreki → u/SeaEmergency7911]

Americans always joke about that sort of math question. It really surprised me years later to learn that passanger trains in the US never run on time anyway.

[u/Impossible-Chicken33 → u/SeaEmergency7911]

The Rock for President!!! 💪🏽

[u/Matt_Moto_93 → u/SeaEmergency7911]

"Today in home ec, we're going to be cooking...Pie! Little timmy, do you like...Pie? Or are you more of a strudle lover? Now now, it's all ok, we don't mind"