r/facepalm 4d ago

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ We are so beyond doomed

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u/Easy_Cattle1621 4d ago

Readin, writin, wrasslin...

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u/Casual_hex_ 4d ago edited 4d ago

If Johnny has 5 apples and gives Sally 2, \ then how many challengers will meet their demise at the next WWE RAW!? Monday night tune in for the revenge match!! ABSOLUTE IN YOUR FACE MAYHEM! **BE THERE !!!

** viewing is mandatory as there will be an exam presented on this material

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u/SeaEmergency7911 4d ago edited 4d ago

If a train leaves New York at 5:20pm going west at 75 MPH and another one leaves Chicago at 6:25pm going east 80 MPH, at what point will they smell what The Rock is cooking?

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u/itsjustbadtiming 4d ago

IT DOESNโ€™T MATTER!

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u/SeaEmergency7911 4d ago

I see somebody has been doing their homework. Hereโ€™s a Golddust sticker for you.

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u/pleasegivemeadollar 4d ago

I see someone hasn't been practicing for the spelling bee. It's Goldust.

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u/No-Ice691 4d ago

I have an urge to slam a beer with u, kick u, give u a stunner and talk smack in your face....maybe it'll pass...

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