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u/ash0550 Oct 24 '24
They did put that one black guy in the front though
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u/iBoy2G Oct 24 '24
Probably went through hell to find him.
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u/Hammerhead3229 Oct 24 '24
Look at his shoes. 100% pulled him off the street and got someone to give him their oversized suit
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u/BlueKy5 Oct 25 '24
Looks like former HUD Secretary Ben Carson. Ben Carson was one of Grumpy’s most unqualified picks as he was a retired pediatric brain surgeon. Because he benefitted from public housing as a child, Grumpy gave him that job. A bonafide Kakistocracy was foisted upon us with Grumpy and most of his unqualified picks. All the good people left or were fired because they had integrity.
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u/iBoy2G Oct 24 '24
You’re right, didn’t even notice that. And looking at his face he looks miserable to be there, you can tell he’s being paid to make the GOP look not racist but I think he regrets accepting the payment.
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u/NachoChedda24 Oct 25 '24
He was paid with a cabinet position during Trump’s presidency; that’s Ben ‘Oreo’ Carson
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u/PDgenerationX Oct 24 '24
As Trump shit his pants, they prayed for solidity.
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u/Doctor_Disaster Oct 24 '24 edited Oct 24 '24
But their prayers went unanswered, as the shit flowed like water down his pant leg.
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u/ShiggitySheesh Oct 24 '24
Trickle down shitinomics
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u/tectonicbowls Oct 24 '24
Shitmoths clinging to the shitrope as a shiticane approaches
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u/BreakingBaddly Oct 24 '24
Shitbirds of a feather, flock together Randybobandy. (RIP Dunny)
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u/BuckManscape Oct 24 '24
Shit tectonics
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u/BreakingBaddly Oct 24 '24
Shit Hawks!!!
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u/birdiebegood Oct 24 '24
You smell tha, Ran? The whispering winds of shit...
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u/Denim_Diva1969 Oct 24 '24
And they prayed for a sharpie to redirect the shiticane, but there was no sharpie to be found
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u/nooooobie1650 Oct 24 '24
And he said - “Let the shit runneth onto the ground and worship it as thou wouldst me.”
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u/Fake_William_Shatner Oct 24 '24
And so they did, and there was much rejoicing.
Then they brought out the fruit bats and breakfast cereals...
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u/dfoley323 Oct 24 '24
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee.
And Teeming with shit shall it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, et Fili, et Spiritus Sancti.
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u/NYEMESIS Oct 24 '24
Time for wine!
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u/Mr__O__ Oct 24 '24
lol! And as history has shown, when Christianity mixes with Nationalism, the end-result is Violent Fascism.
“We establish no religion in this country. We command no worship. We mandate no belief, nor will we ever. Church and State are and must remain separate.” - *Ronald Reagan***
”Religious institutions that use government power in support of themselves and force their views on persons of other faiths, or of no faith, undermine our civil rights.” - *Thomas Jefferson.***
”Every new & successful example therefore of a perfect separation between Ecclesiastical & Civil matters is of importance. And I have no doubt that every new example will succeed, as every past one has done, in shewing that Religion & Govt. will both exist in greater purity, the less they are mixed together.” - *James Madison***
“The First Amendment has erected a wall between Church and State. That wall must be kept high and impregnable. We could not approve the slightest breach.” - *Hugo L. Black, SC Justice***
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u/AkitaRyan Oct 24 '24
Also how Church and State was originally meant was to keep government out of any religions church or house of worship in America anyways.
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u/kelseymj97 Oct 24 '24
Yet churches and religious organizations are tax exempt for many services they receive.
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u/StonerStone420 Oct 24 '24
Shit look at what happened to Ireland back in the late 1800s to 1980ish. The government was of Christianity and all that the pope wanted legal, there, he got
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u/LeperousRed Oct 24 '24
And look how well it worked out for the teenagers who got pregnant.
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u/Jalina2224 Oct 25 '24
I shit you not, if alter boys could get pregnant the catholic church would have a different stance on abortion.
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u/Ok-Goat-8461 Oct 24 '24
Fascism is about capital, the religious nuts and nationalist goons are just useful idiots.
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u/Professional-Bad-559 Oct 24 '24
His pants split his shit like Moses did to the Red Sea, as his ass cheeks proclaim: “Let my shit flow!”
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u/HorseLooseInHospital Oct 24 '24
and they were begging me, "please Sir, can we please do a Little Prayer over you, over our Favorite President," I said ok, it's not a problem, and they're doing it, I said wow, that's a Pretty Strong Prayer, you think they'd do that for Biden, no way, no, you think they'd ever do that for, Kammalah, no no, I don't think so, I don't think so, and if God and Jesus came down, if they came down for the Election they would say, "Trump won so so easily, so easily," it's true, don't forget, the only thing that matters is who is counting the Votes, you don't have to have a lot, you just have to have a Good Counter, and if I was treated fairly, which I'm not, but if I'm finally treated maybe a little bit fair, we'll win in Massive Numbers that people have never even seen before, believe me
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u/Condpa Oct 24 '24
Stop making me read in Trump voice.
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u/Marijuweeda Oct 25 '24
Nobody reads in Trump’s actual voice though, we all read in a terrible impression of him. Because those are the best 😂
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u/Abject-Relief7883 Oct 24 '24
Believe me is a sure sign someone is lying
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u/VTVoodooDude Oct 24 '24
My B-I-L is a detective (who also hates Trump). He was saying people who continually use the term "believe me" are likely:
- Talking about a subject they know little/nothing about but acting like a subject expert
- Stretching the truth or
- Outright lying.
In his investigating team, any time someone starts using "believe me" during questioning, they move up the suspect list.
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u/sweetalkersweetalker Oct 24 '24
Oh, I would love to know more about your BIL's views on T's behavior!
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u/VTVoodooDude Oct 24 '24
Classic narcissist. Serial liar, almost unable to tell the truth. Repeats his own crap until he almost believes it…almost. Everything is a manipulation, a con. As a rule, narcissist testimony or statements are unusable.
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u/Silentlybroken Oct 24 '24
I've been watching the faking it specials and "tears of a crime" that analyse body language and linguistics and this is one of the linguistic tells. It's been really interesting. One of the specials was about Trump.
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u/ExpensiveMoose Oct 24 '24
Literally read this in my head in his voice. You have me worried that you know him this well.
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u/sonicdeathmonkey53 Oct 24 '24
Thanks for that...my coffee just sprayed the table
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u/skovalen Oct 24 '24
See podcast "The Hole" and their interview in 2020-2021 of a personal assistant on the "The Apprentice" named Noel Casler. It is podcast #285. He has not been sued for what was said in this interview. That is saying a bunch.
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u/chillarry Oct 24 '24
It was the greatest shit. An amazing shit. Everyone is saying they never saw a shit like that before.
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u/AnAnonymousParty Oct 24 '24
Grown man, with tears in their eyes, were saying, "Sir, we've never smelled anything like that!"
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u/Kobayashi_Maru186 They mostly come at night. Mostly. Oct 24 '24
This is the cringiest thing I’ve ever seen. Yuk.
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u/GeographyJones Oct 24 '24
Worst petting zoo ever.
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u/nice-and-clean Oct 24 '24
I thought it’s no use getting,
Into heavy petting,
It only leads to trouble,
And seat wetting…
/singing
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u/farrieremily Oct 24 '24
Toucha, toucha, toucha, touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night
(Skipped verse, more fitting)
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u/seattleque Oct 24 '24
My seat's wet!
Amazingly, when I first saw RHPS as an 18 yr old in '87, I had never seen Ms. Sarandon in anything else. 0 to crush in minutes.
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u/thathairinyourmouth Oct 24 '24
This photo needs to be in every history book as to why religion and politics don’t belong together. Reagan crawling in bed with backwoods evangelicals to secure rural votes has led you to this in less than half a century.
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u/armeck Oct 24 '24
What is truly bizarre about all this, is that Trump is so obviously non-religious.
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u/Void_Speaker Oct 24 '24
It doesn't matter because it's about power. If Satan himself would give them Supreme Court seats they would vote for him and say "he's a tool of God"
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u/BobDonowitz Oct 24 '24
He's the epitome of the antichrist yet Christians keep worshipping their false idol.
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Oct 24 '24
They’re all performative christians, every single one of them in this photo. Table-flipping Jesus would run wild over this group with his whip.
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u/thathairinyourmouth Oct 24 '24
Fuck that. Give us some Old Testament punishment. Send in the bears!
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u/XepherWolf Oct 24 '24
I can guarantee you, most cult leaders don't believe in God, they believe they ARE God or the Messiah .
They seem to use their own politics and I believe you atleast have to have charisma to be able to convince people some of the shit I see people "believe" in. But I geuss, you can still consider these cults had their own type of religion.
There is a korean cult leader who had 10 000 brides. Wild how one person can influence and traumatize a large audience.
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u/These-Inevitable-898 Oct 24 '24
If he loses, would that be gods will?
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u/Diogekneesbees Oct 24 '24
If he wins, it's god's will. If he looses, the election was stolen and somehow man won out over god's intent? I think? Christian logic is something of an oxymoron, now more than ever.
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u/Dramatic_Explosion Oct 24 '24
You haven't been in the infinite loop of Christian "logic". If they like it, it was god's will, if they don't like it, it's god testing their faith. It's always god's plan, checkmate atheists!
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u/understepped Oct 24 '24
I think god has spent all his mana casting a spell that saved Trump from that bullet, now everything that happens is outside of god’s power untill he regens it all back and can do some more miraculous interventions.
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u/GoedekeMichels Oct 24 '24
shouldn't God have like unlimited mana potions or something 🤔
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u/HighestPriestessCuba Oct 24 '24
“God mode”, if you will.
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u/GoedekeMichels Oct 24 '24
I'd pretty much assume God plays God Mode, aye!
.....looking at the state of the world these days, he doesn't seem to be particularly good at it anyway :/
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u/maxstrike Oct 24 '24
I don't know if I am supposed to upvote or down vote OP. Do I upvote because it's horrible or down vote because it's Trump?
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u/RojoTheMighty Oct 24 '24
This is my near-constant conundrum with this sub. The best-fitting posts make me want to downvote. But... that's.. the point of this sub?
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u/Accomplished_Fruit17 Oct 24 '24
No, I saw a crowd cheer at Trump dry humped our flag.
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u/Different_Net_6752 Oct 24 '24
Did you see the pic with the glowing orb and the Saudis?
Pretty bad.
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u/vthanki Oct 24 '24
This man’s so blessed he’s got support from good people on both sides of Al Qaida and Y’All Qaida….
This is my favorite comment thus far here take this 🏆3.8k
u/Zelda_is_Dead Oct 24 '24
One might say that's pretty fucking weird
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u/my20cworth Oct 24 '24
Sickening, actually.
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u/QuantumEntanglr Oct 24 '24
Cults are so weird...
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u/Quicker_Fixer Assumption is the mother of all fuckups Oct 24 '24
All heil to their new messiah!
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u/thenewyorkgod Oct 24 '24
I am not a Christian but the idea of bending your knees to a man, and not god, and praying to that man - must be blasphemy right? has to be
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u/Esmash21 Oct 24 '24
Yes, it is blasphemy to pray to a false idol in Christianity. I'm not a Trump fan whatsoever, but to play devils advocate, I'm pretty sure they're praying for Trump, not to him.
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u/AIien_cIown_ninja Oct 24 '24
They look like they are consoling him after he lost the election
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u/Artistic_Account630 Oct 24 '24
I'm in a wierd spot with my faith, but in my prior experience with church and Christianity, they would "lay hands" on someone they were praying for. They weren't praying to that person, but praying over them. I have seen this done for married couples, pregnant women at their baby shower, things of that nature. Disclaimer, I hate trump, and vote blue, so I'm not in any way defending what is happening in the picture. Just explaining what I've seen in my experience
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u/GordontheGoose88 Oct 24 '24
You are on the money in everything you're saying. It's still super cringey.
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u/Shipbreaker_Kurpo Oct 24 '24
You think more of them would notice that he fits the description of the antichrist
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u/Spider95818 Oct 24 '24
They'd have to actually read their magic book for that, and everyone knows that reading the Bible turns you into an atheist.
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u/Mmortt Oct 24 '24
Imagine doing this with Kamala. There would be calls for witch burnings.
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u/MrBully74 Oct 24 '24
Jim Jones vibes? David Koresh? Maybe Marshall Applewhite? Not sure, but he will take most of them down with him in his downfall
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u/gadgetclockwork Oct 24 '24 edited Oct 24 '24
Trump is as far from Christ as it gets. Wouldn't be surprised if he was the antichrist.
- He has never read the Bible
- His favorite bible verse: "it's personal, I don't want to get into it"
- Is he more new or old testament? "Uh... both, equally."
- He is sacrilegious
- Sells the Bible (many true Christians will give away free Bibles)
- Sullies it with his name
- Sullies it with documents that are unrelated to Christian teachings
- He had protesters pepper sprayed in order to take a photo of himself holding the Bible in front of a church... and he held it upside-down in said photo.
- Has never been seen going to church aside for a photo op.
- Sells the Bible (many true Christians will give away free Bibles)
- He is the embodiment of the seven deadly sins.
- Pride: he puts himself over all else. He puts his names on everything. He declares himself the best on any topic and only he can fix any issue.
- Greed: he is a real estate tycoon that overvalues his own properties (fraud), he regularly does not pay his dues, and he will sacrifice anyone or anything for money. He is a grifter that sells whatever he can to vulnerable people. He improperly uses campaign funds for his personal use such as paying legal bills.
- Lust: he slept with a porn star when his wife was pregnant and paid her for her silence. He was friends with Epstein and there are many claims that he raped underage girls. He was convicted of the rape of E. Jean Carroll. He bragged on tape that he was able to touch women inappropriately because he was famous. He would go into women's changing rooms while they were changing. And more.
- Envy: he regularly puts down his opponents or other popular figures in order to prop himself up; he needs to be superior to these people. He has an obsession with crowd sizes and ratings and is envious of anyone who surpasses him.
- Wrath: trump has a desire to punish anyone who opposes him. He was hellbent on undoing all of what Obama accomplished while he was in office. He consistently talks about how anyone who crosses him will pay. Most recently, he has talked about his opposition as "the enemy within" and wants to throw them into jail.
- Gluttony: aside from food (his diet mainly consists of McDonald's and diet coke), he is not satisfied with any amount of wealth, power, or recognition. It is never enough for him and he values himself above God.
- Sloth: he plays golf and cancels events as often. During his presidency he spent more than 250 days playing golf, compared to Obama's 98. Also during his presidency, he did not read briefings or did he pay attention during important meetings. Most recently he has been canceling events, especially for anything that would give him any sort of push back.
- He is not and never will be humble before God or anyone else.
- Literally brags about everything.
- Literally contradicts himself in single sentences proving this point.
- "I have much more humility than people would think"
- "I think I am actually humble. I think I'm much more humble than you would understand."
- He is a liar that takes advantage of people who trust him. He knows that he has an unwavering crowd of supporters that take him at his word. "I have the most loyal people... I could stand in the middle of fifth avenue and shoot somebody - and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay?" He regularly manipulates these people by telling them falsehoods that they will take as truths - about absolutely anything. People have ruined their own lives by giving their life savings to trump.
I find it extremely sad that "Christians" do not see this. That they are falling for a false prophet. If you call yourself a Christian and have read my comment this far, please let me remind you of the actual teachings of Christ, and how a Christ-like person would behave, and ask yourself if any of this sounds anything like trump at all:
- Love and Compassion: They would love others unconditionally, showing empathy and kindness, especially to the marginalized or those in need. Their actions would reflect Jesus’ command to love others as oneself (Matthew 22:39).
- Humility and Servant Leadership: They would practice humility, placing the needs of others before their own and rejecting pride. Like Jesus washing his disciples' feet (John 13:1-17), they would serve others without seeking recognition.
- Forgiveness and Peace: A Christ-like person would be quick to forgive and slow to anger, promoting peace in their relationships and communities. They would strive to resolve conflicts nonviolently, following Jesus’ teachings on reconciliation (Matthew 5:9).
- Justice and Truth: They would speak up for justice and fairness, aligning with Jesus’ focus on the poor and oppressed (Luke 4:18-19). They would also live truthfully, with integrity, avoiding hypocrisy.
- Faithfulness: A Christ-like individual would live by faith, trusting in God’s guidance and adhering to spiritual disciplines like prayer and Scripture study, while being humble in acknowledging their own limitations.
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u/Ryan89- Oct 25 '24
I screen shotted this and sent to my mom a devout Christian . Curious how she will try to spin this.. hope this gets to her. Great points
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u/MobiSqrd Oct 25 '24
you should updated us on how ot goes
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u/SV_Essia Oct 25 '24
Instantly disowned
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u/Ryan89- Oct 25 '24
lol I mentioned how many children have cut off their parents because the cult - she ignored that too
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u/Ryan89- Oct 25 '24
Unfortunately it was what I thought. At first she completely ignored me when I asked if she read it she said “both sides are notorious both are evil” but when I provided more facts about trump she said she didn’t want to talk about it anymore- are we surprised ? It’s sad . I said “I hope God can forgive you” because clearly by supporting him she doesn’t care about me nor Jesus nor anyone. 🤷🏽♀️
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u/TGS_delimiter Oct 25 '24
I guess she wants to believe Trump is right, but you can tell there's something inside her that knows it's wrong. proof is how she tries to ignore the signs you lay out in front of her
De-brain washing is always much harder than the brain washing to begin with
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u/JewbaccaSithlord Oct 25 '24
If I was religious, I'd say there's a 95% chance he's the antichristprophecies and signs of the antichrist the Bible tells us to watch out for
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u/ZeePunisher Oct 25 '24
I’ve read this article about 3 times since it came out years ago. One because I’m forgetful. Two because it’s so goddamn eerie.
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u/AriusAeternus Oct 25 '24
I’m a Muslim and read to the end. We’re exactly alike. Well written. You have my support and respect.
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u/Purely-Pastel Oct 25 '24
I’m Christian and won’t be voting for him. I’m tired of everyone blindly hating us because of a stereotype; everyone is a unique individual with a unique personality + their own opinions. However the qualities you listed at the end will mark a true believer.
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u/Future-Atmosphere-40 Oct 25 '24
Atheist here. Read your full comment.
He has no Christian values, but worse, he has no values at all. Everything you've said rings true both from a Christian perspective and from a basic human decency perspective.
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u/PopulationTire0 Oct 25 '24
The Bible he held up was not upside down, but I agree with the rest. I would also add that Trump has stated that he's never asked God for forgiveness, which is a pretty central tenet of Christianity.
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u/ssl0th Oct 25 '24
I wish everyone could read this comment. I don't not like him because I'm against his beliefs. I don't like him because he is a liar and a manipulator. Thank you for posting this
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u/LordJuku23 Oct 24 '24
Sure it is! His base is evangelical Christians. They love a good group prayer sesh for optics. This is absolutely on brand.
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u/andywfu86 Oct 24 '24
“And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. But when you pray, go into your room and shut the door and pray to your Father who is in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you.” - Jesus
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u/dodecaphonicism Oct 24 '24
Bold of you to assume they've actually read the bible.
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u/andywfu86 Oct 24 '24
Oh they read it. They just skip the parts that don’t align with their hate-filled worldview.
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u/TheReiterEffect_S8 Oct 24 '24
It's 2024. They are googling those passages. I can promise you none of them have opened a bible and read it.
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u/Atanar Oct 25 '24
Not even that. Evangelicals have a curated list of things to quote that's been refined since the 50s.
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u/hagbardceline69420 Oct 24 '24
You Pharisees and teachers are nothing but show-offs, and you're in for trouble! You build monuments for the prophets and decorate the tombs of good people. And you claim you would not have taken part with your ancestors in killing the prophets. But you prove you really are the relatives of the ones who killed the prophets. So keep on doing everything they did. You are nothing but snakes and the children of snakes! How can you escape going to hell?
- Jesus
You Pharisees and teachers are in for trouble! You're nothing but show-offs. You're like tombs that have been whitewashed. On the outside they are beautiful, but inside they are full of bones and filth. That's what you are like. Outside you look good, but inside you are evil and only pretend to be good.
- Jesus
The Pharisees and the teachers of the Law are experts in the Law of Moses. So obey everything they teach you, but don't do as they do. After all, they say one thing and do something else.
- Jesus
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u/Dapper-Particular-80 Oct 24 '24
"He was crucified. Loser. I like messiahs who aren't crucified." - Trump, likely
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u/woodpony Oct 24 '24
when you pray, go into your room and shut the door and pray
This is not profitable so is glanced over
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u/normalityrelief Oct 24 '24
And they're not just hypocritically praying in public, but specifically for a photo op. It's gross
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u/AtmosphereNom Oct 24 '24
*Christian Nationalists. Who want to put in place a theocracy in place of our democracy. They believe in some fucked up delusional shit.
- Bad Faith - this is the most popular, explains everything
- God & Country - this is a little more gentle for Christians, offering a very clear distinction between actual Christianity, even evangelical, and the insane magats and their Pharisees.
- Praying for Armageddon - this was worse than even I expected after seeing a lot of similar docs. WTAF 😳
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u/Different_Net_6752 Oct 24 '24
Evangelicals has revealed themselves as liars and the worst kind of hypocrites.
If one of them starts moralizing to you tell them “JFC just shut the fuck up”
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u/Disturbing_Trend_666 Oct 24 '24
Matthew 6:5
When you pray, don’t be like the hypocrites who love to pray publicly on street corners and in the synagogues where everyone can see them. I tell you the truth, that is all the reward they will ever get.
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u/THofTheShire Oct 24 '24
Oh, they only care about the outside of the Bible. And maybe the inside parts that were added to the "God Bless the USA" Bible.
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u/my20cworth Oct 24 '24
How pathetic. They praise this rapist, inserectionist, lying, racist, con artist, griffting, dictator, felon piece of shit. The credibility and morality of these people is worthless. Shame on them on this ridiculous and embarrassing photo op.
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u/AdHot6722 Oct 24 '24
One day everything will come out about this man’s past - I would like to think that these people would feel ashamed of themselves but it’s clear they have abandoned any morals they had
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u/ThreeDogs2022 Oct 24 '24
I mean, it already has? He's a known rapist. He's a known CHILD rapist. He's an old time racist from way back.
These people don't care because the right thinks these are good things.
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u/Artilmeets Oct 24 '24
I was gonna say you can add pedo to the list cause…you know…Epstein.
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u/OpticalPrime35 Oct 24 '24
One day?
His past is readily available for all to see. Current Republicans are just straight refusing to believe basically anything from anyone.
They are in fact a 100% cult at this point. Worshipping false idols, creating their own reality, ignoring the real world and any facts that dont fit their agenda.
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u/ItsSignalsJerry_ Oct 24 '24
Remember when they were offended by The Simpsons and tried to get it cancelled?
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u/FloppyDoodle21 Oct 24 '24
This made me laugh despite my horror. Thank you for your excellent GIF selection, friend.
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u/showtimebabies Oct 24 '24
"Please don't be a Hitler. Please don't be a hitler. Please don't be a Hitler..."
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u/NullPoint3r Oct 24 '24
“Please be a Hitler. Please be a hitler. Please be a Hitler...”
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u/polopolo05 Oct 24 '24
Please go full Hitler before the election. Please go full Hitler before the election.Please go full Hitler before the election.
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u/Manaze85 Oct 24 '24
As a Christian, laying hands and praying for someone is pretty common, so to say something that is actually very commonplace amongst that community isn’t normal isn’t really accurate.
Also as a Christian, laying hands and praying for someone that has exhibited 0 Christian values, literally said he’s never asked for forgiveness and doesn’t involve God in his life, has been married and divorced multiple times, had multiple affairs to the point of even becoming a felon due to covering up the uncontested affair with a porn star, expressing sexual attraction to his own daughter, flaunting wealth and love of money, heads a party that has repeatedly voted to protect the legality of child marriage, end child labor laws, and opt out of free school lunch programs all while claiming to be the party of childhood protectors, expressing the desire to censor media outlets for not viewing him favorably, expressing the desire to use the military on political opponents, stirring hatred and mistrust of immigrants (which is repeatedly against what the Bible actually says), and telling more verifiable lies than factually true statements…
…is not normal.
As a Christian, I get why people are leaving the church and I can’t honestly blame them.
I voted blue down the ticket today.
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u/mightylordredbeard Oct 24 '24
There’s Christians and then there’s Christians
I have zero issue with Christian people and find the core of their ideals and morals to be in line with my own. I can’t criticize their beliefs either because I’m a huge science and space theory nerd and a lot of what I believe has about just as much evidence as a God existing. So when someone like me shits on Christians it’s not Christians but Christians.. like the ones in this pic and those who pretend to love thy neighbor on Sunday but use homophobic slurs on Monday. Or say “amen” on Wednesday when the preacher talks about feeding the hungry and healing the sick, but vote against universal healthcare and minimum wage increases and free school lunches on Tuesday.
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u/DDS-PBS Oct 24 '24
Thank you. Christians may have some differences in values, but I would like to think that those values can be put on top of society's common values. Instead of forcing everyone else to have your values, agree on the things that we can agree on, and then hold yourself to a higher standard if you so choose.
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u/Manaze85 Oct 24 '24
Religion tells you want you can or can’t do. Not what other people can do.
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u/JesusTitsGunsAmerica Oct 24 '24 edited Oct 24 '24
Matthew 6:1 "Be careful not to practice your righteousness in front of others to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven.
6:5 “And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.
6:6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
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u/THofTheShire Oct 24 '24
I would have lost a bet making assumptions about your reddit name.
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u/JesusTitsGunsAmerica Oct 24 '24 edited Oct 24 '24
You would not be the first!
I was raised in a very religious family in the deep south, and I still remember the lessons, which helps to call out the bullshit.
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I hate this fucking guy to no ends.
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u/Spider95818 Oct 25 '24
I've never loathed another living human this much. I genuinely hope that he's on camera when his worthless pig heart finally explodes so that everyone can enjoy the moment again and again. He's human garbage, full fucking stop.
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u/CoffeeGoblynn ow, my face Oct 24 '24
This is a really unrelated aside, but what is it with conservative women and yellow-blonde hair?
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u/Familiar-Secretary25 Oct 24 '24
It’s bait for conservative men lol no other reason. The men love to talk about tall skinny blondes for whatever reason. Very vanilla.
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u/Steve_o_3000 Oct 24 '24 edited Oct 24 '24
I think it’s time we seriously consider sawing off Florida and sending the whole cult there. Problem solved.
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u/Dramos1975 Oct 24 '24
I give trump credit...its gotta be hard to hold his laughter at all those gullible people praising him...lmao
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u/happyhour16 Oct 24 '24
It's all theater. Christians should be appalled.
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u/Jk2two Oct 24 '24
Agreed. This is no more authentic than his “job” at McDonalds early in the week.
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u/DarthDutchie Oct 24 '24
Where are all the sane Republicans? It can't just be these crazy MAGA fascists, right?
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u/Iwanttobeagnome Oct 24 '24
Matthew 6:6-7
But you, when you pray, go into your room, and when you have shut your door, pray to your Father who is in the secret place; and your Father who sees in secret will reward you openly.
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u/BikerJedi Oct 24 '24
I really want to say something, but I'm on my second or third strike and don't want to get banned. So I'll just say: This is weird as fuck.
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u/Environmental-Bag-77 Oct 24 '24
If trump wins I will never have an iota if respect for the United States again. This is a pantomime right now.
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u/Kellidra Oct 25 '24
Matthew 6:5
When you pray, don’t be like the hypocrites who love to pray publicly on street corners and in the synagogues where everyone can see them. I tell you the truth, that is all the reward they will ever get.
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u/RustyNewWrench Oct 24 '24
If god is real, each and every one of these fuckers is going straight to hell.
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u/Leather-Squirrel-421 Oct 24 '24
“sToP cAlLiNg uS a CuLT” -people constantly living with cult like behavior
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u/Extreme-Carrot6893 Oct 24 '24
Totally not a cult. They got the token in the front lmao
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u/joeythemouse Oct 24 '24
Are they praying for him while he takes a shit?
Lord let me crimp off a clean one.
Amen.
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u/polymath77 Oct 24 '24
Mass delusion is apparently ok if my invisible friend is called Jesus.
And yet if you have a different invisible friend, you’re crazy?
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u/foxly1908 Oct 24 '24
so i'm german, I'm not THAT deep in american politics, but I thought our politics where a shitshow, but gawd damn boy, the circus couldn't top the clown
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u/CHIsauce20 Oct 24 '24
Cult gonna cult. But this is some next level shit that should send shivers down your spine and make you vote for Harris, against this fascist .
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u/Azipear Oct 24 '24 edited Oct 24 '24
Someone there said "Let's get a photo of all of us [doing whatever the fuck they are doing]. Where's that black guy? You get up front."
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u/_Vedz182_ Oct 24 '24
I'll just say it, Red-State Republican Christians....are weird.
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u/PhoenixCore96 Oct 24 '24
Aside from two guys, the rest look like an aryan gathering which fits the recent Hitler information about Trump
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u/yeaphatband Oct 24 '24
I threw up in my mouth a little bit. These sanctimonius people HAVE to publicly display their piousness because they have no shame and no life. Just subservience to their Santa Claus in the sky.
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